I JUST WANT A PEACEFUL LIFE
635 Porky Porky
"You know you could always 'use' me to recover." said Jayna gently.
"And letting my pride as a man turn to ash. Hard pass. Besides, I don't think I like the idea of using you." replied Angus.
"B-But… Angus, I can't…" replied Jayna
"Hushh.. Jayna, I know you want me to use you and it is already part of your… nature. But it is just not my style. So, unless it is an emergency, I will refrain from using you. I just love you too much for that" replied Angus with a smile.
Seeing Angus' smile, Jayna couldn't help but be dazed and buried her face into Angus' arm.
"Hahaha… Falling in love with me again?" asked Angus.
"Stupid Angus. You know I am weak against your cheesy lines." said Jayna while softly hitting his chest.
While they enjoy their time, all the high-grade and strong people in the capital city notice a strong disturbance from the sky.
"Porky Porky~ Piggy Piggy~ Ham~ Ham~ Ham~"
Some perceptive people could hear a childish voice sing a weird song. Soon, they find a giant pink pig flying in the air approaching Victory Manor Estate.
"Sir, what should we do?" asked one of the capital city guards.
"Ignore it. Pretend you didn't see anything." replied the guards' captain as he noticed a familiar little troublemaker near the giant flying pig.
At the same time, King Leon also glanced at the giant pig in the air through his office window before going back to reading the document in his hand.
"Wooahhh… That's a giant pig." chimed one of the twin gem nearby.
"Mmm.. Big Porky." replied the other twin gem.
"No, Giant Pig." retorted the other gem.
"No, Big Porky." argued the other gem.
The twin Gem keeps bickering about the giant pig without stopping, earning a frowning remark from King Leon. However, the stoic king didn't do anything since he knew the twin gem deliberately annoyed him with their loud bickering.
Although he finds them super annoying and mischievous, he still manages to understand them a little bit. In fact, the twin Gem is very obedient when he pays attention to them. He knows the creepy twin girls annoy everyone because they are bored and want to 'play' with him.
Unfortunately, he couldn't leave his job as a king and care for them all day. In the end, he could only endure their annoying behavior.
"Porky Porky~ Piggy Piggy~ Ham~ Ham~" Anna kept singing weird Porky songs while sitting on the flying pillow beside Mira.
Angus and Jayna also notice the sudden disturbance and immediately get dressed before going out. Arriving at the empty training area inside the Victory manor, everyone could see a giant pinky pig descending from the sky.
"Ahh… Angus! Big sis!!" said Anna before jumping towards them from a high altitude.
*BAAM* Angus catches the naughty girl and cracks the ground below him. Despite already dispersing the incoming force as much as possible, he is still damaging the ground. He feels like he is getting hit by a fast-moving truck.
'This girl?! Did she want to kill me?!' thought Angus inwardly.
However, seeing Anna's innocent puppy eyes while happily snuggling at Angus makes him unable to get angry at her.
"Angus! Angus! Angus will not believe it. Anna and Mira find super big porky. Hmm.. *Sniff* *Sniff*" said Anna before stopping and sniffing Jayna's direction.
"Ahh… Big sis and Angus mmmhhmm…" said Anna before her mouth was shut by Jayna.
Jayna is already used to Anna's antics whenever she finishes doing the deed with Angus. She grabbed Anna from Angus and let Anna bury her face in her stomach. She knows Anna likes to snuggle on her whenever they finish making love.
"That's certainly a big pig and ungraded on top of that." chimed Aunt Hersha from beside them.
Noticing the big commotion, Aunt Hersha and Jason also see the docile giant pig land on the manor's training ground.
"Ahhh… That's Porky Porky!! Porky Porky is very kind. Porky Porky even gives Anna Porky's meat. But, Anna can't eat raw meat. Big sis, hurry!! Burn the pork meat!!" said Anna excitedly.
Hearing this, Jayna could only look at the docile pink pig weirdly. In fact, she finds Anna's explanation too weird. No matter how strong Anna is, she should be unable to give such a command to the creature unless she has something like [Allegiance].
However, Angus and Jayna found no strangeness over the giant pig being controlled except for its enormous body. They couldn't even feel any trace of mana or miasma on its body, which should be impossible.
A creature like this gigantic pig should need enormous energy to maintain their body function. Yet, they didn't feel anything from it.
"Aunt Hersha, did you know anything about this giant pig?" asked Angus curiously.
"Well, there are few giant pig beasts or monsters. But not with such soft pink skin. Moreover, each should be at least a sixth-grade beast or fifth-grade monster."
"With such a power level, they should not be able to hide their aura and energy from us unless it is a new type of beast." explained Aunt Extalia.
"Urgh… Anna, where did you find such a creature?" asked Angus.
"Umm… Ahh… Mira.. Mira… where did Anna and Mira meet Porky Porky?" asked Anna back after thinking hard for a while.
"Forest." replied Mira shortly.
"Ahh…. That's right. Anna and Mira meet Porky Porky in the forest." said Anna.
Hearing such an absurd answer, "Hahaha… it seems you have a rough life, brother." chimed Jason while laughing hard.
"Tch… whatever. Alright, let me handle it first." said Angus as he picked a big hatchet from the nearby weapon rack.
Looking at Angus' holding a menacing hatchet, the docile giant pig starts to have a reaction and takes a step back from Angus. It even looks at Anna and Mira with a pleading look. Angus didn't think much about it and was ready to cut the giant pig to pieces.
"Hmm? What is Angus doing?" asked Anna while still snuggling at Jayna.
"He probably just wants to show off his skill a little bit like usual." replied Jayna while rubbing Anna's head.
"Ohh.. Then, it's not a problem. As long as Porky Porky is alive, it is fine." said Anna while back snuggling.
Hearing Anna's comment, Angus immediately stops and looks at the spoiled little girl.
"Err… Anna, I don't think it will be alive after I cut it." said Angus.
"Ehh!! No! Porky Porky is kind and will give Anna pork meat. How could Porky Porky give Anna pork meat if Porky Porky burst?! Stupid Angus!!" rebuked Anna while pouting.
"Err… But, we can't get its meat without killing it? I don't think cutting a little bit of its body without killing it is also a good idea." said Angus.
"Hm.. Stupid Angus. Cannot even pick pork meat." grumbled Anna before going down from Jayna and approaching the giant pig.
"Porky Porky, give Anna pork meat." said Anna casually.
*BOOOO* Hearing Anna's words, the giant released a howling sound that sounded like a horn. A moment later, the giant pig's body trembled before something emerged. Big pigs are thrown out from the giant pig's body.
These groups of pigs run wild when they touch the ground. Everyone immediately recovers from the magical phenomenon before catching the group of pigs.
"Hurry, catch them!! Don't let any single one of them out of the training ground!" ordered Jason towards all the nearby guards.
Angus and Jayna also move to stop the group of pigs running wild. In the meantime, Anna is having fun by literally bursting into every pig in her surroundings. She didn't even need to try hard. She only hugged the pig tightly before it burst into bloody minced meat.
"Yay.. Porky Porky~ Piggy Piggy~ Ham~ Ham~" Anna singing a weird pork song covered in blood.
After a while, they finally managed to catch all of the pigs. The pig is actually bigger than an ordinary pig. It has the height of a human adult and quite a strong body.
Although it didn't have a core, it was still too much for ordinary humans. Even a grade-one human may be unable to catch it easily. Still, its size could easily feed two or three families with many leftovers.
"Big sis! Big sis! Is the pork meat cooked yet?!" asked Anna from the side.
"Wait, Anna. It is pork meat. So, it should be cooked properly. You don't want to get a tapeworm inside your body." said Jayna while roasting pork meat.
"Tapeworm?! Is Tapeworm delicious?" asked Anna innocently.
"No!! Tapeworms are dangerous worms. It could cause you a lot of pain in your stomach." lectured Jayna patiently.
"Ohh.. No!! Anna hates pain. Big sis needs to burn it properly. Anna doesn't want a tapeworm. So, is the pork meat cooked yet?" asked Anna again at the end of her sentence.
While Anna is busy bothering Jayna, Angus and Jason help the guards and the head butler Pavlon manage the pigs. The head butler even brings out an army of chefs. Since Anna's appetite is bottomless, Angus decides to hire a lot of chefs for her.
"It seems the chefs are useful for occasions like this." said Jason while seeing the chefs work professionally.
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