Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World

Chapter 264 – Florida Man Implanted CPU Chip in His Son's Brain to Improve His IQ. The Son Later Diagnosed with Autism. 

Taxi and Ricardo were the only ones who witnessed the vore scene. They covered their mouths and looked around.

"Smash!?" (Are you crazy?! You are going to kill us all!)

Cat instantly shrank her head back to a pretty girl's head. She licked her lips while the corners of her mouth curved up. Her smug smile annoyed Taxi and Ricardo.

"Meow?" (Nobody was looking though. Look around. Has anybody noticed the missing guy yet?)

"…"

Taxi and Ricardo swept their gaze around them.

The escort soldiers didn't even notice the missing guy. Moreover, the pedestrians on the bridge and the road didn't even pay attention to them as they were at the back of the caravan – All eyes focused on Lucky and the squad leader of the escort troops.

"Meow <3" (See? Nobody suspects a thing <3)

Taxi had the urge to bonk Cat and reprimand her. Afraid of attracting attention, the pony man only gave Cat a solemn look.

"…Smash." (One is enough. No more, or we'll be killed.)

"Meow." (Fine. I'm full anyway. That guy was just a desert.)

"…"

Cat hummed and followed the caravan as if nothing had happened. Ricardo and Taxi let out a long sigh before they followed the troublemaking kid. They positioned themselves on her left and right, sandwiching her and preventing her from breaking the formation again.

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Meanwhile, a 5,000-year-old green elf slowed his feet and glanced behind him.

Rockhart Pepopile was his name. His handsome face perfectly fit the image of fantasy elves in Leo's imagination, except for his robust muscles. His cultivation base was a 7-star deity, and he was over 5,000 years old.

Rockhart had been monitoring Leo's subordinates since they had departed. Cat's action never escaped his detection range.

Despite witnessing the assassination, Rockhart grinned. He secretly sized up Cat and checked her figure.

He loved little girls, especially dark-skinned girls. Cat's dark elf girl appearance fit his taste perfectly.

Rockhart was rock-hard. His pants swelled around his crotch area.

He wanted her.

'Stupid girl. It's your fault for killing my soldier. Well, even if you didn't do it, I will still make you mine anyway. A brat like you needs CORRECTION!'

His lecherous thoughts synchronized with his aura. Purple air leaked from his skin's pores, causing everybody nearby to look at him.

Hua Jiashan, Han Hao, Han Meng, and Tiger Swordsman frowned. Their instinct cried that the man had a perverted thought. Dongfang Mei also raised her eyebrows as she recognized this strange aura color.

As for the subordinates of Rockhart, they got used to it. They were aware of this guy's fetish and hobbies.

'Here we go again. This damn pedophile.'

'Is he fantasizing about his slaves again? Or rather, is he eyeing on someone around here?'

'Will he die if he stops kidnapping young women for a day? Because of him, all young elves have relocated to other provinces.'

Not everybody had a high opinion of this captain. Most of them wanted him gone because of his sickening behavior and dark hobbies.

30 minutes later, the group was halfway toward the portal. Rockhart started his scheme, ordering everybody to stop.

"Halt. Let's rest a bit."

"…"

The elf soldiers weren't tired, but they rested as ordered. As for Leo's subordinates, they let out a long sigh as they were mentally exhausted. Hua Jiashan and the elders took this opportunity to rest under a shade and took a sip of tea.

Cat, Taxi, and Ricardo remained close to Lucky as their monster instinct made them attracted to stronger monsters. As for Lucky, he chose a large boulder to sit on and observed Leo's people.

While everybody was resting on the side road, Rockhart took this opportunity to approach Cat.

"Hello, young lady. Is this your first time visiting our planet?"

Cat innocently tilted her head and looked at the handsome elf's face. She meowed.

"Nom-Nom Meow?" (Do you have food?)

"Err, what?"

"Nom-Nom?" (I said, do you have food?)

Rockhart was confused. He looked at Ricardo and Taxi, asking them with his eyes to translate for him.

Both horses in disguise shook their heads and smirked. They glanced at Lucky.

Lucky noticed their gestures. He snorted and translated Cat's language.

"She simply asked you if you had food to spare, woof."

"Oh! That's what she means! But… what happens to her speech? Why is she talking like a cat?"

Lucky snorted, "She isn't even an elf, woof. She's a mutated dryad, born from our lord's essence. Because of the mutation and her age, she hasn't been able to communicate normally. It takes time for her to adapt and adjust her vocal cords, woof."

"…I see. But since you mention her age, how old is she?"

"Less than a year old, woof."

"…"

Rockhart dropped his jaw. Although he was into children and young maidens, he had never touched an infant before, especially monster infants.

He salivated. In his eyes, Cat's petite body and sexy figure were irresistible. He wanted her to join his collections.

"Can I ask you something specific?" Rockhart smiled at Lucky.

"Speak, woof!"

"Is she the lord's servant or slave? Can I purchase her?"

Ricardo and Taxi jumped up from their seats and stood in between Cat and Rockhart. Their bloodshot eyes glared at the pedophile.

"SMASH!" (This sicko deserves a thousand death! HOW DARE YOU?!)

"SMASH!" (YOU WANT HER? OVER MY DEAD BODY, PUNK!)

Despite being weak immortals, they showed no fear in front of a deity. As they still wore Leo's suit, they were confident that they couldn't be killed by a lowly deity.

Rockhart sneered at the ponies. However, he was conscious of Lucky's superior cultivation. Thus, he conceded.

"I see that she's a very important person among you. Please forgive me for my rudeness. Forget what I ask."

Lucky smacked his lips. He bellowed.

"Then, scram! There is nothing to sell here!"

"…"

Rockhart lowered his head and retreated without saying anything. He turned around and hid his cold eyes.

'I guess I have no choice.'

Rockhart coughed and sent a sound transmission to his superior officer, who was another entity beside Vendettito.

"Sir, one of Florida Man's subordinates has killed one of us. They have an entity as an escort. I'm afraid that we might take a heavy casualty if we try to arrest them."

As soon as Rockhart sent the words, the reply from Vendettito's colleague echoed.

"I hear you. I'll take care of that entity. You should start calling for backup and have them arrest the intruders."

"Yes, sir!"

Rockhart licked his lips and ended the call. He rubbed his hands, looking forward to violating Cat and torturing Ricardo and Taxi.

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DING

DING

Meanwhile, 50,000km away from Ester's planet, Eleanor's flagship and the cubic motherships reformed their formation, preparing to enter the world's orbit.

Eleanor leisurely reclined her sofa, gazing at the bridge's monitor. The ship's captain stood behind her, acting as her aide.

The ship captain was a divine elf, whose blond hair, jade white skin, and beautiful face were not inferior to Eleanor. He looked like a young man in his 20s, but his real age surpassed 20,000.

Dowbad Dragondese was one of the few karmic sovereigns under Eleanor's command. His combat prowess was only second to Eleanor, and he was the grand commander of the DEZNUTS council.

Dowbad glanced at his system menu and pressed a few buttons. He adjusted his status attributes and ability points, preparing for another combat against an entity.

His system was a leveling system. He could get stronger infinitely as long as he could kill an opponent in the same cultivation base. However, as he couldn't find an opponent in the same cultivation base to kill, his level got stuck there for years.

Dowbad finished with his skill settings. He adjusted his white robes and checked his inventory system before he pulled out a long sword and a silver shotgun.

Overlord Lucky was also behind Eleanor. When he noticed that Dowbad was eager to enter a battle, he snorted.

"Her Majesty hasn't asked you to make a move yet. Stand down!"

Dowbad calmly refuted, "I'm just preparing my gear. It has nothing to do with you."

"Yes, it has everything to do with me. I'm Her Majesty's bodyguard, and you're taking out arms while we're in the proximity of her grace. Unarm yourself before I cut you to pieces!"

"Oooh. Scary."

Dowbad snickered and put his weapons away.

Eleanor ignored the banter. She closed her eyes and used one of her unique dao.

In her mind, she could see visions of the present events or secretly enter anybody's mind and spy on them, snooping the events from their perspective. She could also read their minds while her consciousness was inside her victim.

However, there was one condition to use her ability. She could only spy on fellow Fate Crystal users. She could not possess others who didn't have a crystal in their souls.

Coincidentally, Leo fulfilled this unique condition. Eleanor found his life signature and sent her consciousness to slip into his sea of consciousness.

It only took two seconds for her consciousness to enter Leo's mind. She hid in there and watched the scenery from Leo's perspective. While she was at it, she slowly collected and read his memory and mind.

10 seconds later, Eleanor frowned. She couldn't hear his thoughts or see the images of his imagination. Leo only dully gazed at Vendettito, but his mind was blank.

"What's the matter with this man?" Eleanor thought. She found Leo weird.

He had no thoughts! His head was completely blank!

Baffled and perplexed by Leo's mentality and thoughts, Eleanor stopped reading his thoughts but focused on reading his memory.

As soon as Eleanor snooped into Leo's core memory, she found a mental wall, made of a divine elf's magic and unknown karmic sovereign's dao.

"Hmm?"

Eleanor recognized this magic and dao. After all, she was the one who designed it. She once used it to brainwash countless races into submission.

"Aha! So, you were once my minion! I thought you were someone great, but it seems you are just one of my forgotten pawns. Very well, since you've returned, I shall welcome you to my army. Let me reactivate that magic seal and rewrite your memory again!"

Eleanor burst into laughter. Her consciousness attempted to touch the magic wall.

VHOOM

Suddenly, the square, circle, and mathematic symbols on the magic circle moved and transformed into a large eyeball. It stared at Eleanor and emitted rainbow lights.

"!!!"

Eleanor sensed something amiss. She retreated from the consciousness and snapped open her eyes.

When she came back to her senses, she discovered that her back was full of sweat.

"That eye…"

Eleanor deeply furrowed her brows. She screamed in anger.

"ASLAN! YOU DAMN TRAITOR!"

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Meanwhile, Leo scratched his head so hard that his hair got messy. He felt like a bug had been crawling inside his brain for a moment.

"Odd. I almost dug out my brain… Was there something in there?"

On the other hand, Aslan who was still guarding the mystic realm platform, revealed a sarcastic smile. He inwardly laughed.

"Peek-a-boo, Eleanor. Do you think I didn't put a safeguard in my son's mind? You're naïve! Now, your location is exposed, and I can send the coordinates to your enemies."

Aslan burst into laughter while he sent a sound transmission to various aliens in the Fate stadium. He revealed Eleanor's current whereabouts to everybody inside.

Among the people in the Fate stadium, Ellen, Milo, and Simba were a part of them. They picked up the sound transmission and looked up to the sky.

Ellen revealed a sinister smile. She clenched her fist.

"Aha! There you are!"

On the other hand, Simba's face was as pale as a sheet. The location was too close to his home, where Ester and his son resided.

"Shit!"