Chapter 160: I have been holding it in for twenty years.
Zhao Fengming is not stupid, he is just funny.
His IQ is very high.
Otherwise, my grades in school would not be so good.
Most of the time he spends is just on how to exercise, not to exercise his brain, but to exercise his body.
Therefore, if you don’t want to think too much about things, you just live like a funny person, and your life is colorful.
Now, Jiang Fan did not answer Zhao Fengming's words, but walked directly towards the swimming pool.
Such a scene immediately let Zhao Fengming know that the giant snapping turtle he bought was not a female, but must be a male.
Otherwise, Jiang Fan would not behave like this.
After all, in Zhao Fengming's view, if this giant snapping turtle is female, then Jiang Fan will definitely come close, or this giant snapping turtle will also approach Xiang Jiangfan.
After all, opposites attract and same-sex repels.
But now, the giant snapping turtle in front of him did not attract Jiang Fan. After Jiang Fan saw it, he turned around and went to the swimming pool. Isn't this repulsion?
It’s enough to show that this is only a male.
"No wonder Da Huang was so excited when he saw this big snapping turtle, just like he was when he saw Brother Xuan." Zhao Fengming thought to himself." Damn, profiteer."
Zhao Fengming quickly took out his cell phone, found the number of the snapping turtle boss, and dialed it immediately.
During the call...
Zhao Fengming sent a message immediately. Of course, there would be no immediate reply.
I just received the snapping turtle After that, Zhao Fengming confirmed receipt of the goods on the spot, which meant that the money had been transferred to the snapping turtle boss.
However, now, the snapping turtle boss did not answer the phone or reply to the message. This made Zhao Fengming , very unhappy.
But he quickly realized that the other party seemed to be still driving?
"No, I quickly contacted him to exchange the product, and he actually sent me a male turtle. What does that mean?"Zhao Fengming was so depressed."It made me so embarrassed in front of Brother Xuan."
Originally I wanted to find a happy one for Jiang Fan, but instead I found a man. This scene was so embarrassing that Zhao Fengming was embarrassed to go over and explain something to Jiang Fan. He was embarrassed to say the words. There is no need for Zhao Fengming to say anything. , In fact, Jiang Fan has seen through everything, and Jiang Fan is speechless towards this guy. Although Jiang Fan is a giant snapping turtle now, how could he like turtles, and how could he hang out with turtle ghosts? Do you really think I am
?
A giant snapping turtle?
I have a human soul.
So Jiang Fan ignored this and came to the swimming pool for a swim.
Then he dived into the water and breathed.
Zhao Fengming did not dare to step forward and talk to him. Jiang Fan spoke, still holding his cell phone to contact the boss.
At this time, Zhao Fengming saw that the giant snapping turtle that had been lying on the ground with its mouth open and motionless, at this time, closed its mouth and began to Slowly walked towards the swimming pool.
This made Zhao Fengming very confused.
You are a man, what are you doing there?
After a while, someone finally answered the call that Zhao Fengming made.
"Damn it, boss, isn’t the turtle I ordered a female? Why don’t you send me a male to fuck?"Zhao Fengming immediately started swearing again and again.
"Um, brother, the one you ordered is for the male turtle."The boss who answered the phone while driving was very panicked.
He wanted to take off and leave this place just now, so when Zhao Fengming suddenly called, he thought something big had happened, so the snapping turtle boss didn't even dare to answer the phone.. However
, Zhao Fengming kept calling, and the snapping turtle boss had no choice but to answer the phone.
Hearing Zhao Fengming's words really made him very confused.
But fortunately, it was not something that would kill him.
"You're talking nonsense. What I want is obviously a female turtle, not a male turtle." Zhao Fengming said
"No, brother, have you misunderstood? If you don’t believe me, take a look at the order you placed. It must be a male turtle. I confirmed it several times before loading it for you."The snapping turtle boss explained."Otherwise, you probably placed the wrong order."
"I……"
"Otherwise, brother, I'll go back first and you confirm the order. If you want to exchange it for a female turtle, then you contact me and I'll get you a female turtle when I return to my place. You see how?"The snapping turtle boss doesn't dare to say that he won't change. He doesn't even know what his identity is now. He definitely can't afford to offend him. So, even if the other party makes a mistake, he will change it.
"Okay, let's do it like this."When Zhao Fengming heard what the other party said, he naturally couldn't continue talking.
So, after hanging up the phone, Zhao Fengming quickly opened the software to check whether the order he had placed was really the wrong order.
At first glance, Zhao Fengming was dumbfounded.
"Damn it, am I an idiot?"Zhao Fengming saw the order above, and it turned out to be a male one...
At this moment, Zhao Fengming felt that he didn't know where to put his old face.
But soon, Zhao Fengming realized that this newly bought giant snapping turtle, It actually made it to the swimming pool.
This surprised Zhao Fengming.
The big snapping turtle walked to the swimming pool, stretched out its head, and looked into the swimming pool.
Jiang Fan's huge body just now gave it a big impact. Interested.
After all, it was the first time I saw such a huge one of its kind.
"Dude, are you at home?"At this time, the big snapping turtle started to speak.
Of course, people have human speech, and animals have animal speech. Of course, similar people have their own common language.
Zhao Fengming naturally can't understand these, but, As a giant snapping turtle, Jiang Fan can naturally hear clearly.
Jiang Fan was originally breathing under the water of the swimming pool with his eyes closed.
Now, Jiang Fan suddenly heard this strange voice, which really made Jiang Fan stunned.
This voice was strange. Yes, naturally it was not Zhao Fengming who was talking above.
But just now, Zhao Fengming was the only one here?
So, Jiang Fan immediately opened his eyes, and then saw that there was a head sticking out above the swimming pool.
What the hell ? , isn’t this the turtle’s head?
"Is it the giant snapping turtle that Zhao Fengming brought just now? It's actually talking to itself?"Jiang Fan was immediately confused.
"Brother, come out, we all know each other. This is your water area, so I can’t go in."The big snapping turtle said again.
This time, Jiang Fan heard clearly.
But Jiang Fan quickly realized that after all, they are both big snapping turtles, so it is normal for them to be able to understand each other's words.. Now,
Jiang Fan became interested.
In the past, no matter what he said, no one could understand him. Naturally, no one could communicate with Jiang Fan normally.
He had been holding it back for twenty years..
Now, Jiang Fan was surprised that a guy who could communicate with him actually appeared. So
, Jiang Fan hurriedly swam up from the bottom of the water.
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