People in Naruto: Drinking makes you stronger

"You Yujun, please be careful on the road."

"Really, why do we have to go on a mission just after finishing the Chuunin Exams?"

Konoha Village, at the entrance of the village.

Hong and Lin were greeting Youyu. Hong carefully helped Youyu prepare various items for his long trip.

Lin held Yuyu's arm with a look of reluctance.

"Haha, don't worry, let's have a drink together when I come back."

Youyu took the two girls into his arms, his tone still full of drunkenness.

"This brat is so beautiful and blessed!"

Jiraiya on the side looked at the two girls, who were obviously beautiful girls even though they were still young, with a look of displeasure on his face.

He thought, Jiraiya, he was also a well-known handsome young man from all over the country.

Why is he like this? Miserable? No girls like him at this age?

Why is a brat who only knows how to drink and kill people so popular?

Looking at Youyu's handsome face, Jiraiya felt sour in his heart

"Let's leave quickly, it's getting late."

Jiraiya looked angry, with a sour taste in his voice.

"The white-haired bastard is so verbose, didn’t you see that I was saying goodbye to my dear ones?"

Youyu glanced at Jiraiya with a look of displeasure on his face.

"Youyu (jun) calls me dear!"

When Hong Helin heard Youyu's words, her pretty face was suddenly dyed with a touching blush.

"Dear, are you still there?!"

Jiraiya looked at Kurenai and Lin's coquettish and shy expressions, and he obviously agreed with this call.

Comparing people with each other is so damn irritating!

He twitched the corners of his mouth fiercely, and walked away angrily.

"Hey, white-haired bastard, wait for me!"

"Let me tell you, if you lose your whole body to me, I will chop you down!"

Youyu saw Jiraiya leaving and suddenly became anxious.

He also hoped that Jiraiya would take him to find the long-term drinking ticket.

Amid Hong and Lin's exclamations, he pressed hard on their red lips. He printed it.

Then he carried a backpack full of wine and chased after him, cursing.

"Yes, there is Yu (jun)."

Hong Helin touched her red lips and looked at Youyu's retreating back, feeling a little crazy...............

In a clearing in the forest, Jiraiya and Yuyu are making a fire to cook.

"Ton---Ton---Ton---"

"I said, you are such an alcoholic, how can you drink so well?"

After Jiraiya came out, he saw Yuyu, who had drunk countless bottles of wine, with a black line on his face.

Ever since they left Konoha, Yuyu hadn't stopped.

Even Zimiao wouldn't be drunk after a thousand cups. Jiraiya felt his stomach was a little acidic.

After drinking so much wine and not eating, does this kid have a strong stomach?

"ha? You tricked me into coming to such a lousy place and you still don't let me drink?"

Yuyu burped from the wine and stared at Jiraiya with an unhappy look.

Adhering to the concept of drinking now, getting drunk now.

After Yuyu made a large sum of money from Sarutobi Hiruzen, he drank a lot more richly.

"White-haired bastard, where is that beautiful lady who can drink with me? Why haven't you found it yet?!"

Youyu is very dissatisfied. How long has this been out? Why haven't you found the long-term drinking ticket yet?"

"We have only been walking for half a day! long time!"

Jiraiya covered his face and almost collapsed.

Along the way, Youyu didn't know how many times he urged him.

"Um? Only half a day? Why have I been feeling sick for several days? You're not lying to me, are you? Let me tell you, I am very clear-headed after drinking, and I will never be fooled!"

Youyu glared at Jiraiya and drank another mouthful of wine.

"wide awake? I see you're so drunk that you can't even walk!"

Jiraiya looked at Youyu sitting on the ground, swaying, and said speechlessly.

"What?! Are you suspicious of someone who has been drinking for decades? Let me tell you, I'm not drunk at all!"

Youyu sneered.

"Then take two steps!"

Jiraiya had a look of collapse on his face. How many decades have you been drinking? You are not even a few decades old!

"That's it?"

Youyu sneered. It seems that he needs to show this white-haired bastard what his boundless drinking capacity is!

Get up and take a step!

"boom!"

Jiraiya's mouth twitched as he watched Youyu fall to the ground in one step.

"Why are you pushing me? White-haired toad bastard! Believe it or not, I will kill you!"

Youyu sat on the ground, staring at Jiraiya angrily, his hands on Qiushui.

"My hand is still ten meters away from yours!"

Jiraiya roared.

He was sitting on the ground and didn't even move. How could he rely on himself?!

A drunk brat, what a nuisance!

"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!"

At this moment, in the nearby jungle, several kunai with detonating talismans were tied to them, roaring towards Yuu and Jiraiya!

"boom! boom! boom!"

Fires shot into the sky, and the explosion of fire engulfed Jiraiya and Youyu.

"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!"

"Hey, did you strike too hard? We have to catch someone alive and ask."

Three ninjas wearing the Sunagakure Village logo and Jonin vests sprang out from the forest.

A Sunagakure looked at his companions dissatisfied.

They came not to hunt Konoha ninjas, but to obtain important information

"What information can two idiots like this know? It's better to deal with them and head towards Konoha."

The sand ninja said nonchalantly.

"........"

The corner of the sand ninja's mouth moved. Thinking of the performance of the two Konoha ninjas just now, he couldn't find any words to refute.

"Hey, you three bastards almost spilled my drink!"

At this moment, an angry voice resounded from the giant tree above.

"Um?!"

The three Sunagakure jounin's pupils shrank, they took out their kunai and looked at the two figures on the giant tree with vigilance.

"Judging from your outfits, you are the ninjas of Sunagakure Village, right? Why does it appear in the Kingdom of Fire!"

Jiraiya looked at the three Sunagakure jounin and shouted in a deep voice.

"You, you are?!"

At this time, a Sunagakure jounin looked at Jiraiya, and his pupils shrank suddenly.

White hair, stains of oil paint and tears.

Could this be this person?!

Thinking about it, the Sunagakure broke out in cold sweat.

He had been watching Youyu's performance just now, and he subconsciously thought that the person traveling with Youyu was also an idiot.

However, this costume........

"snort! That's right, I am the legendary 'Sannin'’........"

"I almost spilled my drink, damn it!"

Jiraiya looked at the frightened expression of this sand ninja and suddenly felt comfortable all over.

Zaiyu had been frustrated all the way and was about to make a wonderful opening speech.

But before he could say anything, he was beaten roughly by Youyu. break

"Swish---"