People in Naruto: Drinking makes you stronger

"Youyu, you also know that after graduating from ninja school, you have to be divided into classes. This is a rule."

Sarutobi Hiruzen coughed twice and said pleasantly.

"Originally, you had the opportunity to form a team of your own, but you failed the Chunin Exam."

Speaking of this, Sarutobi Hiruzen also twitched the corner of his mouth.

Yuyu failed the Chunin exam because he only focused on killing people and forgot to collect the scrolls. This was something he did not expect.

Although Yuyu was promoted to Chunin , Sarutobi Hiruzen will also arrange a team for Yuyu, but isn't this the best excuse?

"Old man, wasn’t that just to complete the task you gave me? And look at my strength, do I need a team?"

Youyu stared with dissatisfaction on his face.

"Well, in short, the rules are the rules, you must choose a mentor jounin!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen said without blushing at all.

"It can't be this white-haired bastard. This guy can't even afford a bottle of good wine!"

Youyu looked at Jiraiya beside him with a look of disgust.

Just this white-haired bastard, the wine he bought in the pub was not as good as the one he bought himself.

"Jiraiya!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen glared at Jiraiya who looked embarrassed.

The reward for the mission that Jiraiya received was not low.

You don't need to think about it to know that this guy must have used the money to drink flowers.

"Since you are not satisfied with Jiraiya, then I have a candidate here that you will definitely be satisfied with."

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at Yuyu and said seriously.

"oh? Absolutely satisfied? Old man, don’t lie to me. Let me tell you, after drinking, my mind works very quickly and I will never be fooled!"

Youyu looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen suspiciously.

".........."

Sarutobi Hiruzen was speechless.

Yes, your mind wanders faster after drinking!

You can't even tell the difference between Konoha and other ninja villages!

"Hey, how could I lie to you? The person I introduced to you is also my disciple, one of the"Three Ninjas"........"

Sarutobi Hiruzen praised him arrogantly, saying that this person was like someone in heaven and nothing on earth.

But looking at Youyu's uninterested look, I felt a little embarrassed.

Knowing that even Yu Yu looked down on these names, Sarutobi Hiruzen gritted his teeth and threw out a unique move

"My disciple also has another nickname, Big Fat Sheep!"

"puff!"

Jiraiya on the side immediately burst into laughter.

Is the old man crazy? In order to fool Yuyu, he said all this nickname of Tsunade?!

Sarutobi Hiruzen glared at Jiraiya angrily, scaring Jiraiya's neck. Shrink

"Big fat sheep?!"

Youyu's eyes lit up.

Hearing this name makes him so fat!

"How do I feel? Where have I heard this name?"

Youyu felt something was wrong. Why is this name so familiar?

But Yuyu, who had made himself drunk, was so confused at this time that he couldn't remember where he had heard this name.

Sarutobi Hiruzen originally Hearing Youyu mutter, he was startled.

His reputation as a disciple couldn't be so great, right? It had already reached Youyu's ears?

However, he was relieved when he saw that Youyu just muttered and there was no reaction.

"Yes, big fat sheep, if you follow her, you will have a lot of wine to drink!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen also risked his life in order to get Yuyu to agree, and talked nonsense seriously.

Jiraiya on the side twitched the corner of his mouth.

Are you sure that Yuyu followed Tsunade to enjoy the blessings? Not to pay off the gambling debt together?

Big fat sheep It does mean that he is fat and oily, but he was ripped off by others!

If Tsunade bets money, then he has never won! It is equivalent to giving money to others!

"oh?"

Youyu's eyes lit up.

The temptation to drink endless wine is indeed quite strong.

But Youyu is still a little entangled, selling himself just because of some wine?

Doesn't it seem that he is not reserved?

Sarutobi Hi. Zhan saw that Youyu was still hesitant, and suddenly became anxious.

If he didn't fool Youyu, Youyu would not have any status by then. When the elders meeting was held, he would be in some trouble.

Sarutobi Hiruzen gritted his teeth and said, Continued to throw ruthless moves

"Youyu, this disciple of mine is a super beauty."

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at Yuyu and said slowly.

"Moreover, as a disciple of mine, I have a first-rate drinking capacity. Do you think that if you follow her, you will have someone to drink with you in the future?"

Jiraiya on the side was dumbfounded.

What the old man said, did he directly sell Tsunade?!

If Tsunade knew about this, are you sure you wouldn't go to the hospital and stay for two days?!

"Beautiful lady, will you drink with me?"

Youyu's eyes suddenly lit up!

As the drinking age gets longer and longer, Youyu is not just satisfied with drinking.

Although Hong and Lin are still young and are not allowed to drink at home.

But if there is time, Youyu will let them Two girls accompany me.

But this is not possible, someone is drinking with me and she is a great beauty.

"Okay, Hokage-sama, where is he?"

When Sarutobi Hiruzen heard this, he felt relieved. This brat finally knew how to respect himself.

"People, I don’t know where they are now"

"boom!"

"Smelly old man, are you kidding me?!"

Before Sarutobi Hiruzen finished speaking, Yuyu slapped the table with both hands, a look of dissatisfaction on his face.

"........."

Sarutobi Hiruzen was startled and looked at Yuyu with a black line on his face.

This brat turns his back so quickly!

Just now you called yourself Hokage-sama, now you're going to look like a stinking old man!

"You follow Jiraiya and he will take you to find her!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen pointed at Jiraiya and said angrily.

"I?!"

Jiraiya pointed at himself, with a look of disbelief on his face.

He thought he was fine.

"Old man, I don't know where that guy Tsunade is........."

"If you can't do this, don't come back to see me!"

Jiraiya said as he looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen, his eyes became colder and colder, with a slanderous look on his face.

Of course he was talking nonsense. Although Tsunade was traveling around the ninja world, her reputation as a big fat sheep was gone. If you ask around in several casinos, you're guaranteed to find it.

"It’s decided, old man, if she doesn’t do what you said, I will live in your house from now on!"

Youyu clapped his hands and said

".........."

Sarutobi Hiruzen twitched the corner of his mouth, this brat really didn't suffer any loss.

When I thought about yesterday morning, when Youyu went to his house to"rob", I suddenly became very angry.

"Okay, you two go quickly, pack up and set off immediately!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen pointed at the door of the office and said loudly.

Now he just wants Yuyu to leave Konoha quickly and let himself be clean for a few days.

"Old man, I'm on vacation."

Jiraiya said desperately, and then what greeted him was a wind escape

"Holy shit! Old man, you're so tough!"

"I'll go, can't I go?".........

Youyu watched happily and even took out a bottle of wine to drink while watching.

"You also need to leave quickly!"

As soon as Sarutobi Hiruzen saw this, he was so angry that he had a headache. He carried Youyu and walked towards the door of the office.

"Old man, put me down quickly!"

"liquor! I'm not done with you until the wine is spilled!"

"boom!"

Ignoring Yuyu's shouting, Sarutobi Hiruzen closed the office door.

"What are you looking at!"

Youyu, who was kicked out, looked at Jiraiya next to him with a look of dissatisfaction on his face.

"Have you been kicked out? Bad-mouthed brat."

Jiraiya looked gloating.

"Humph, it's better than what you were beaten out of, you white-haired toad bastard."

Youyu glanced at Jiraiya with a look of disdain.

"You foul-mouthed kid, you were raped and slipped out!"

"That was what the old man sent me out, you know what the hell!"

"Wow, you damn brat!"...........

Listening to the sound of Jiraiya and Yuyu leaving the door while arguing, Sarutobi Hiruzen's mouth twitched.

"Finally clean."

Sarutobi Hiruzen shook his head and leaned on the chair with a tired look on his face.

"I hope that guy Tsunade can take care of this brat Yuu."

Thinking of what Yuyu said, Sarutobi Hiruzen's eyes twitched.

By then, Yuyu will really stay at his house and won't leave.