I have the protagonist Goldfinger
Chapter 350
The little penguin is very happy. The little penguin feels very happy.
I didn’t expect that the handsome owner in front of me actually brought so many delicious food with him. He couldn’t get tired of it and couldn’t finish it. Isn’t this the life he dreams of?
"Handsome guy, I’ll hang out with you from now on! If you ask me to go east, I will never go west; if you ask me to beat a dog, I will never chase a chicken! If you give me some more money to spend, I will love you to death!"The little penguin flapped its wings and shouted.
Lin Beifan took out a bag of spirit coins. The little penguin's eyes suddenly lit up, he opened his mouth, sucked all the spirit coins into his stomach, and rolled on the ground:"It feels so good. , so cool, this is the taste of money! It tastes great!"
Then he rolled to Lin Beifan's feet and acted cute.
"Get it, you're my pet!"The junior sister patted the table and wanted to take back the ownership of the pet.
"Don't even think about it! You just want to fuck me, but you don’t want to give me delicious food, and you don’t want to pay me! I, the Penguin Emperor, also have dignity, and I don’t feel like selling myself cheaply!"The little penguin has now found a backer and is showing off his power.
"I still want to resist!"The junior sister grabbed the little penguin and forced him to masturbate. The little penguin's resistance was of no use.
"Lord...Master, help!"The little penguin looked helplessly at Lin Beifan.
"Little Penguin, she is my cute little junior sister, just obey her!"Lin Beifan couldn't bear to close his eyes.
"But she didn't give any money……"little penguin pleads
"You actually asked your master for money? I'll fuck you to death!"The little junior sister was cruel.
On this day, the little penguin was almost bald.
From then on, the little penguin lived in the holy land, and the peace of the holy land was broken.
The little penguin was very shrewd and knew that Lin Beifan and After the little junior sister's status, she became swollen, proud, and arrogant. Every day she walked across the holy land with eight-character steps, attracting bees and butterflies along the way.
"What kind of animal is this? It’s so cute!"
"It looks like a bird but not like a bird. It is so chubby and cute!"
"I really want to pick her up and stroke her!"
……
Suddenly, a female disciple couldn't help it anymore and stretched out her hand.
"etc! Do you know whose bird I am, so you dare to jerk me off? Ah bah... Do you know whose pet I am, and you dare to masturbate me?"The little penguin stretched out his wings and seriously refused.
"Whose pet are you?"Someone asked curiously
"Listen up, I am Lin Beifan, the first genius of the Holy Land of Taichu, and the cute pet of his junior sister Li Ziyi - the Penguin Emperor! You want to masturbate me, have you asked their opinion?"Little Penguin said seriously
"It turns out that you are Senior Brother Lin’s pet. We haven’t seen you before?"Another person asked curiously
"Because the baby just came out of the egg! I vaguely remember that it was a stormy night, with thunder and lightning, and the sky was very dark, like the end of the world! Then, I broke out of the egg, and suddenly a light broke through the clouds, bringing infinite light! Thirty thousand miles of purple air, sweet rain falling from the sky and sweet springs gushing from the ground, to celebrate my birth!"The little penguin said intoxicatedly
"Liar, the weather in the Holy Land has been very good recently, with no wind or rain at all!"
"Ahem... I'm just using an analogy to illustrate my extraordinary background!"The little penguin coughed, not feeling the embarrassment of having his lie exposed at all, and said in a seductive tone:"Do you want to jerk me off?"
The female disciples around nodded in unison.
"It's not impossible to jerk off to me if you want, it's 100,000 soul coins for one jerk!"The little penguin and the lion opened their mouths
"So expensive?"Everyone exclaimed
"It’s already very cheap. Whose cute pet do you think I am? Lin Beifan, the No. 1 genius in the Holy Land and the second-ranked super genius on the list of peerless geniuses, is destined to become a divine being in the future! And I am the future divine cute pet. Isn’t it worth 100,000 to masturbate? I still feel like I’m at a loss!"Little Penguin was very sad.
After everyone thought about it, they felt that what she said seemed to make some sense.
But if they wanted to spend 100,000 soul coins to masturbate once, they felt like they were losing money!
At this time, Little Penguin had already taken out his abacus. Little Wings started counting:"The first time, 100,000, the second, 110,000, the third, 120,000... It's getting more and more expensive, first come first served, what are you still hesitating about?""
Everyone was a little excited when they said this. It's cheaper to masturbate now, but it will become more and more expensive in the future.
At this moment, the junior sister Li Ziyi rushed out and grabbed the little girl who was settling accounts and seeing the light of money. Penguin said:"Don't listen to its nonsense, it is just a pet, don't give it money, just pet it as you like!"
"real? That's great!"
"Let me jerk off first!"
……
The eyes of all the female disciples shone brightly.
The little penguin struggled desperately in the hands of the junior sister:"Mistress, don't be like this. If you don't pay me for masturbating, are you still not allowed to open my business?"
"How do you do business? You are just greedy for money and want to use our name to cheat my fellow seniors. I will never give you this opportunity!"The little junior sister hummed and fingered the little penguin.
The little penguin broke away from her hand and couldn't fly, but it ran very fast with its short legs.
As she ran, she said:"If you want to finger me for free, don't even think about it!"
In the blink of an eye, he ran away without a trace.
A few days later, everyone in the Holy Land of Taichu knew that Lin Beifan had a cute pet called Penguin.
This cute pet looked very cute, but he loved money very much. She is either making money or on the road to making money every day.
Moreover, although this little guy has short legs and has wings but cannot fly, she can run so fast that even a Nirvana-level powerhouse cannot catch her. She disappears with her ghostly speed. Appearing in many unexpected places.
At this moment, she appeared next to a latrine.
Watching a male disciple who was squatting in the pit selling toilet paper in his hand:"Pretty boy, are you short of toilet paper now? Each ticket only costs 100 spirit coins, so it’s cheap and easy to use! The male disciple said angrily,"Can you go away first? Don't look at me like this. I'm... hmm!""
"But you didn’t buy paper! Wouldn't it be miserable if you wanted to use paper and I wasn't with you? Come on, pretty boy, buy one, it only costs 1,000 spirit coins! 1,000 spirit coins won't buy you a loss, and you won't be fooled, but it will make you feel happy and make you feel happy!"The little penguin was particularly enthusiastic.
The male disciple gritted his teeth and said,"Okay... I'll buy it!"
"Thank you for your patronage!"The little penguin accepted the money with a smile, and then changed to another pit to continue making money.
"Pretty boy, do you need toilet paper?"
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