I have the protagonist Goldfinger
Chapter 349
"so cute!"The little junior sister's eyes shone brightly
"cute? You actually use cute to describe this great emperor? Do you know that you have already committed the crime of disrespect? You've caused trouble, you've caused big trouble!"The little penguin was very excited.
His little wings flapped hard, trying to fly up and look down at the two of them, but he fell down after flying only 20 centimeters. The chicken fell to the ground with a sound, and he screamed in pain:"Ouch! Why don't you help me?
The little junior sister's eyes shone even more:"It's so cute!""
Just as he was about to reach out to hug it, Lin Beifan had already stretched out his hand, grabbed its little feet and pulled it up.
The little penguin howled:"Let me go quickly, don't be rude to the emperor! Lin
Beifan refused to listen, and directly used the One Finger Zen Magic Skill to blow his brains out and make him dizzy.
Lin Beifan smiled slightly:"Little Junior Sister, this pet is a bit disobedient and wild and hard to find. Let Senior Brother come first." Educate it and teach it well before giving it to you!
The little junior sister opened her bright and big eyes:"Senior brother, how do you plan to educate him?""
"If a naughty child is disobedient, just give him a good beating, and the same goes for pets!"
The little penguin shivered, holding his big head with his two little wings:"Don't hit me! I fear pain……"
The little junior sister couldn't bear it:"Senior brother, this is not good.……"
The little penguin immediately nodded:"Yes, this is not good!"
"Just castrate it. I heard that pets are very obedient and easy to take care of after being castrated!"The junior sister said.
The little penguin shouted:"I ×! It turns out that you are the real devil, and the baby misjudged you!"
"Junior sister's words make sense!"Lin Beifan nodded.
The little penguin hugged his shoulders with his wings, and tears were flowing in his eyes. He looked so helpless, so hesitant, and so desperate:"How can you be so cruel? This person is just a child, just at the age of waiting for food, but you want to beat her and castrate her, you... you are so useless! I hate how cute you are!"
At this time, Lin Beifan had already pulled out a knife, and the junior sister held down its wings and feet.
The little penguin struggled helplessly:"Don't do this! If you do this again, I will scream! Lin
Beifan held a knife in his hand and smiled:"Scream, scream, no one can help you even if your throat is broken!"
The little penguin immediately shouted:"Broken throat!" Broken throat... where are you? Come and save your sweetheart!"
At this moment, the little junior sister exclaimed:"Senior brother, it seems to be a female! The little penguin seemed to have found a life-saving straw and shouted:"Yes, I am a female, you can't castrate me!""
"Females can also be castrated, don’t worry, my senior brother is familiar with it! The little penguin continued to struggle:"
If you don't let me go, the baby won't love you anymore!""
Finally, the little penguin finally realized his mistake and decided to change his past and become a cute pet honestly.
"Now, I can start masturbating!"The junior sister stretched out the devil's claws
"Madam, please control your emotions, you can't jerk me off for no reason!"Little Penguin said seriously.
"So how can I jerk you off? asked the junior sister
"Gotta pay!"Little Penguin is confident.
Lin Beifan:"……"
This is indeed very penguin-like!
At this time, a small abacus appeared on its body. One wing was dragging the abacus, and the other wing was clicking on the small abacus. It muttered something:"One stroke is 10,000, two strokes is 20,000." If you masturbate three times, it will be 30,000... If you go up to 80,000 at one time, there will be a surprise discount!"
"Any surprise offers?"Little junior sister asked.
Little Penguin put away his abacus and said proudly:"You can masturbate 10 times and get a 20% discount. Isn't it a surprise? Lin
Beifan silently took out the knife and said:"Junior sister, it's better to castrate them. Castrated pets are more obedient!""
The junior sister nodded seriously and agreed very much.
The little penguin plopped down and knelt down:"Don't be like this, two adults. I know I was wrong. I will let you masturbate for free from now on!""
"That's pretty much it!"Lin Beifan put away the knife
"Senior brothers have put away their knives, why don't you stand up?"The junior sister said
"Because my heart aches! The little penguin had tears in his eyes and was very disappointed:"If you masturbate once, you will lose 10,000 yuan. If you masturbate twice, you will lose 20,000 yuan. If you masturbate twice, you will lose money. These are my beloved little money. I have lost a lot!""
Lin Beifan's eyebrows jumped. This image really looks like a penguin!
"It turns out you are still a money-hungry pet!"The little junior sister picked up the penguin and looked at her heartbroken look. She was so happy that she giggled.
The little penguin raised his head, tears flowing in his eyes:"I'm already like this, and you still can't help me." Do you have any conscience if you laugh at me?"
"You're so cute!"The junior sister continued to laugh, thinking that this little pet was so fun.
The little penguin's eyes finally bloomed with hope:"For the sake of me being so cute, can you give me some reward? Not much, just a few hundred thousand is enough!"
"No! Even if you beat him to death, he won't give it to you!"The little junior sister carefully rubbed the penguin's back. Looking at her tiny appearance, her maternal instincts became strong and she said,"Are you hungry? I'll find you something to eat!""
"Yeah!"The little penguin immediately nodded and resurrected with full health.
But she soon became worried, because she knew what the gadget in front of her was eating, so she asked.
"Babies are not picky eaters and will eat anything. The more valuable things are, the more they like to eat!"The little penguin's eyes are shining
"Beautiful thought!"The junior sister said angrily, then looked at Lin Beifan helplessly and called for help:"Senior brother!"
"As it said, this little thing should like to eat those treasures from heaven and earth. But you can't coddle it, lest it spoil its appetite. Give it normal food first, and then give it delicious food if it behaves well!"
As he said that, Lin Beifan conjured up a bunch of delicious food, all of which were things that children loved to eat.
The little penguin finally saw that the richest animal was this animal of the opposite sex.
So, with its fluttering little wings, it flew from the little penguin to the little penguin. His hands jumped onto Lin Beifan's shoulders, and he said in a crisp voice:"Handsome Guo, you are rich and handsome, please keep me!"
Lin Beifan:"……"
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