I have the protagonist Goldfinger
Chapter 308
"Ahem, it’s you!"Xiao Han jumped out of the alchemy furnace and rested against it.
"No wonder this alchemy furnace seems familiar to me. It turns out to be the alchemy furnace you got from the Great Demon King! Why are you here, so embarrassed?"Holy Body Ye Fan asked curiously
"Don't mention it, since I came out of the secret realm, a group of old immortals have been chasing me day and night in order to seize my alchemy furnace. If I didn't have this alchemy furnace, I might have died!"Xiao Han smiled bitterly.
Everyone felt the same, because they were also hunted down for several years. It was not until they met the little cute baby that they finally ended their days of running away.
"Stop talking about me. How about you? How have you been these past few years?"Xiao Han asked. It was rare to meet familiar people, and they were all contemporary geniuses. Xiao Han felt very cordial.
"In fact, our lives over the years have not been better than yours!"
"We were also hunted down along the way!"
"Just live a better life now!"
……
For a moment, everyone could only smile bitterly.
The Black Emperor said maliciously:"Wow! In fact, you can go to your father-in-law, Yaozun. He is a great supernatural power user and an eighth-level alchemist. He has connections all over the world. He will definitely protect you.!"
"Yes Yes!"Ye Fan and the unscrupulous Taoist priest nodded repeatedly and smiled.
"Don't mention him!"Xiao Han covered his face.
When he mentioned Yaozun, he thought of the flowery girl with a beard, which was his lifelong psychological shadow.
What if this happened and got married?
The thought of having to face something in the future Zhang has a bearded face, calling his husband affectionately every day to wake him up...
Oh! That picture is so beautiful, I dare not think about it!
"Wow, it turns out you are the genius alchemist Xiao Han!"Little Haoyue blinked her big eyes and said curiously.
Only then did Xiao Han notice that there was a little girl standing next to her. She was so cute. He couldn't help but reached out to touch her little head and said,"Kid, are you? who? Why are you here? Where are your adults?"
"Don't touch me, you scumbag!"Xiao Haoyue avoided the hand in disgust and said loudly.
Xiao Han's face gradually solidified, and his hand suddenly froze in mid-air.
The two people around him laughed.
Xiao Han couldn't stand it anymore, and he was stern. Face, said:"Kid, how can you say that I am a scumbag? How could a talented person like me, an upright and kind-hearted person like me, be a scumbag?"
"Do you dare to say that you are not? I heard it all from Liu Shen……"Xiao Haoyue put her hands on her hips and said loudly:"My fiancée Bai Qinglian had good intentions and traveled thousands of miles to deliver medicine to you, but you divorced her!"
Xiao Han:"……"
"Miss Zhao Qianjin is devoted to you and even lost 200 pounds for you. How much perseverance does this take? As a result, you ran away on the day of the engagement. Are you worthy of his unwavering love?"
Xiao Han:"……"
"You proposed to the girl Ruhua from the Medicine Refining Valley, but you found yourself disgusted by people with long beards, and ran away again within a few days. What's wrong with growing a beard? Wouldn't it be fine if you shave it off? When someone lifts the veil for you and accepts rumors from the outside world, it hurts your heart so much. How can you bear to abandon her?"
Xiao Han:"……"
Xiao Haoyue complained loudly:"You really fell in love with one and dumped the other. You are basically a big scumbag who plays with emotions! It is not an exaggeration to say that you are the biggest scumbag in the world!"
Xiao cold:"……"
The two people and one dog next to me laughed so hard that their stomachs dropped.
"That’s right! Xiao Han is the number one scumbag in the world, and he is the only one in this family who has no semicolon!"
"It’s really so scummy that I can’t even wash it off!"
"I heard that he also failed a woman and was chased and beaten twice!"
"It's so scum that there's no cure!"
……
"Shut up and stop laughing! If you laugh again I will fall out!"The scumbag Xiao Han became angry with shame.
As a result, no one was afraid of him and he was still laughing wildly.
The scumbag Xiao Han felt that he had lost all face and could only bully the weak. He put on a grimace and said to little Haoyue:"Kid, if you apologize to me now , I will forgive you! otherwise……"
"What else?"Little Haoyue was not afraid at all.
Xiao Hanhan smiled coldly and clenched his fists:"Have you ever seen a fist as big as a casserole? Be careful, I'll spank you until your ass blooms!"
The two people and a dog around were shocked.
"Brother scumbag... Oh no, Brother Xiao, please calm down and don't do anything!"
"You will regret it if you do it!"
"The other party has an extraordinary background. As long as you hurt her even a hair, she will be hung up and beaten!"
"Very pornographic and violent!"
……
After listening to everyone's words, it doesn't look like he is lying. I'm afraid the other party has a lot of background.
The scumbag Xiao Han calmed down and felt that there was no point in arguing with a child. He waved his hands in boredom:"Forget it, little brat, I don't have the same experience as you!"
"But I'm angry now! Big scumbag, if you don’t apologize to me, I will tell Liu Shen that you bullied me!"Little Haoyue put her hands on her hips and said fiercely.
Xiao Han was confused. Not only could he not ask for an apology from the other party, but he also had to apologize to the other party?
Apologize to a little brat?
It was too embarrassing and he couldn't accept it!
"Brother Xiao, just apologize, it’s not a big loss anyway!"
"That’s right, face is a small matter, but life is a big deal!"
"Saying sorry is no big deal, just say it!"
……
People around me persuaded
"You don’t need to say any more!"The scumbag Xiao Han waved his sleeves and said with great pride:"I, Xiao Han, the peerless genius of our generation, will never apologize to a little brat!"
The two of them looked at each other, then rushed up together and held down his hands and feet.
Xiao Han shivered:"You... what do you want to do?"
"Brother Xiao, we have no choice but to do it, not only for your life safety, but also for ours, so please do yourself a favor!"Ye Fan advised
"It went away quickly and didn’t hurt at all!"The unscrupulous Taoist said.
The Black Emperor suddenly kicked Xiao Han's knee where he was squatting. He knelt down with an ouch and fell in front of Xiao Haoyue. When he was in a daze, he was struck by Ye Fan. He pressed his head with the unscrupulous Taoist priest and bent down to apologize.
"Sorry, I was wrong!"Everyone said in unison.
Xiao Haoyue suppressed the laughter in her heart and waved her hands in a pretentious manner:"Forget it, those who don't know are not guilty. I forgive you this time!"
"Thank you, grandma!"Everyone said in unison again.
Xiao Han's head was finally freed. He raised his head and his face was covered with dirt. He said with great sadness and anger:"You... you are all a group of bad people! I hate you!"
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