I have the protagonist Goldfinger
Chapter 307
After explaining clearly, Chongtong Shi Yi went back and practiced and did his homework as usual.
The performance is quite satisfactory, showing what he should do at his age.
In fact, he knew through his heavy eyes that these people did not leave, but were monitoring Shi Guo, monitoring his mansion, and monitoring his every move. If he behaved differently, he would be found out.
This made him feel extremely annoyed, as if he was in prison
"Don't let me know who is pretending to be me. You and I are at odds with each other!" Shi Yi swore
………………
At this time, the cute little boy Shi Haoyue, who was being remembered by Shi Yi, was still happily playing in the human city.
In the process, she inspired the unique talent of women, which is to buy, buy, buy. She wants to buy whatever she sees. No matter whether it is expensive or not, it is not paid for by her anyway.
The Holy Body Ye Fan, the unscrupulous Taoist priest and the Black Emperor have really become three followers.
Ye Fan was responsible for paying, and the unscrupulous Taoist priest was responsible for carrying the things. The Black Emperor became the little cute baby's temporary mount, sweeping across the street in such a mighty manner. Every time I pass by, I almost have to buy half a street before I can leave.
"What is this thing called? Looks like fun, bought it!"
"What's that delicious? It's ice cold and refreshing. It's similar to the Sprite I've had. I bought it!"
"These hairpins are so beautiful. Should I buy this one or that one? Just buy them all, baby is not short of money!"
"Wow! What kind of show is that? It’s fun, and there are lots of rewards!"
……
Just like that, the little cute baby was having so much fun that the two people behind him smiled bitterly.
Shopping with a woman is really not a human thing to do.
Especially for such a little girl who wants to buy everything she sees, it is even more difficult to take care of her.
They don't know when these days will end
"What do you think we should do now? Are you just going shopping with your sister-in-law? We have visited forty or fifty cities, two to three hundred streets, and my legs are almost broken!"The unscrupulous Taoist priest complained
"You only broke two legs, but I broke four. Who is worse than me? Woof!"The Black Emperor was speechless and choked.
"Don't ask me, I just know how to pay!"Holy Body Ye Fan's eyes were blank.
He found an opportunity.
"Sister-in-law, you bought so many things, can you use them all?"The unscrupulous Taoist priest put the new batch of goods into the space ring and complained.
"Why can't I use it all? This is not just for me alone, I want to take them back to Shicun as gifts to Liu Shen, to grandpa, to uncles and aunts, and to many of my friends... there are many, many people, I Still feel like it’s not enough!"Xiao Haoyue said confidently.
"If you want to buy something to take back to Shicun, don't go to such trouble. Just tell me what I'm missing and I'll go directly to the store to order it. The quantity is large, the speed is fast, and the quality is pretty good!"The unscrupulous Taoist priest offered a suggestion
"No, I want to enjoy the fun of Taobao!"Shi Haoyue happily rushed to the next shop.
The two looked at each other and sighed.
In the end, the unscrupulous Taoist priest was very unwilling and decided to persuade his sister-in-law not to go shopping anymore. If he continued shopping, he would He is about to lose weight and lose his skin. Is it easy for him to gain 200 pounds of fat?
"Sister-in-law, let’s dig a grave!"The bad Taoist priest said
"What's so fun about digging graves? The body was smelly, dirty, and inedible. What would you do with it?"The little cute baby is very disgusted.
"In fact, digging a grave is also a kind of treasure hunting. You will never know what is in the grave until you dig it up. It may be a corpse, but it is more of a treasure. It can be a magic weapon or a genius treasure. Only you can't think of it and you can't dig it out! You can even dig out rice dumplings and eat them!"The unscrupulous Taoist priest said with his eyes shining.
"Really...are there these good things?"Shi Haoyue was moved.
"Of course, for example, in the last tomb of the God of War, there were many good things in it, including the holy weapon God of War, a kind of bitter tea that can lead to nirvana when drunk, soul jade, black gold with dragon patterns... and so on, countless! For example, the big coffin containing the body of the God of War is a big treasure. We still have the little leaves, so it’s really cool to knock people over!"
Holy Body Ye Fan:"……"
"Okay, let's go dig a grave. If we don't dig out anything good, I'll settle the score with you!"The little cute baby's heartbeat turned into action.
"Okay, follow me, I promise to dig out good stuff!"The unscrupulous Taoist priest was resurrected with full blood.
Then, they took the little cute baby to a deep mountain and river.
"Is there really a tomb here? You wouldn't lie to me, would you?"The little cute baby opened his eyes wide and found that there was nothing here.
"Don’t worry, I have been digging graves all my life, and I am very familiar with where there are tombs and where there are treasures! The unscrupulous Taoist priest smiled slightly and pointed to a small hill:"Look, isn't this a grave?""
Looking in the direction of his finger, everyone really saw a small hill, which stood very abruptly on the flat ground. It was round and only 3 or 4 meters higher than the ground.
"You wouldn't tell me that this hillock is the tomb, right? The little cute baby's eyes widened, feeling like he was deceiving himself:"This is obviously an ordinary hillock, the soil is still new, and there is not even a tombstone!""
Holy Body Ye Fan and Black Emperor looked at the unscrupulous Taoist priest speechlessly.
Even if you find a grave, find a decent one.
Just finding a hill and saying it is a grave is obviously deceiving a child!
The unscrupulous Taoist priest conducts a professional analysis :"This is a new tomb, just buried not long ago, so there is no time to even put the tombstone! But please believe me, there is definitely a treasure inside, and it is a big treasure. My feeling is not wrong!"
As he said that, he quickly moved his hands and soon dug out something like a stove.
This stove looked very extraordinary. I don't know what material it was made of. It was very hard. Even though it was buried in the soil, it was not covered up. The splendor of his body
"Look, there is indeed a treasure!"The unscrupulous Taoist priest said in surprise
"It’s really a treasure!"Little Haoyue was also very surprised.
"This looks like an alchemy furnace. It looks very extraordinary. I seem to have seen it somewhere before, but he can't remember it at the moment!"Holy Body Ye Fan frowned and said
"It feels a bit familiar to me too! Woof!"The Black Emperor shouted.
At this moment, the lid of the alchemy furnace exploded, and a gray-faced man emerged from it. He said in a hoarse voice:"Finally escaped, cough cough.……"
"Xiao Han!"Everyone said in unison.
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