Prehistoric: My mythical Daluo was exposed by my sister Daji

Chapter 788: Tang Seng is pregnant.

Tang Seng held back his abdominal pain and said,"You can be forgiven for saying they are pregnant, but how can a poor monk be pregnant as a man?" Zhu Bajie also said:"Yes, I, old pig, am a man. , how could she be pregnant? Isn't this the most ridiculous thing in the world?" After hearing what Tang Monk and Zhu Bajie said, Princess Iron Fan couldn't help but feel that she had made a mistake.

Monk Sha on the side guessed:"Could it be that he was poisoned by some kind of poison? I heard that there is a kind of witch poison that can parasitize in the human body and harm people's lives."

Faced with this unbelievable thing, Sun Wukong was also a little confused at the moment. mind.

He sensed through his spiritual consciousness that Tang Seng, Bai Jingjing and others did have the breath of a small life in their stomachs, which looked very much like pregnancy.

But how could two men, Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie, be pregnant?

Besides, even if you want to get pregnant, it’s impossible for your belly to become so big all of a sudden?

It's a bit like what Monk Sha said, this is some kind of poison.

He suppressed his doubts and saw that there happened to be an inn next to him, so he couldn't help but say:

"There is an inn here. We will stay in the inn first and then slowly find out the reason."

Everyone hurriedly helped Tang Seng, Bai Jingjing and others into the inn.

The innkeeper was a middle-aged aunt who ran the waiter, and the accountant was also a middle-aged woman.

When they saw guests coming, they couldn't help but hurried over to welcome them.

When they saw Tang Seng, they were even more excited. His eyes were shining, and he wiped the saliva from his corners.

"Boss, please open some rooms for us. By the way, is there anything strange happening here? My companions had stomachaches when they first arrived at this place, and their stomachs suddenly became so big. Have you heard of this symptom before?"

""Giggle, giggle," the boss's aunt and several women waiting in the hall couldn't help laughing when they heard this.

The laughter made Sun Wukong and others confused.

Fortunately, the women quickly explained the reason.

"Hahaha, did you drink the river water outside the city?"The boss asked everyone.

Chun Sanniang held back her abdominal pain and nodded quickly:

"It was drinking. Isn't there something weird about the river water?"

The boss said with a smile:

"You may not know, but our place is called the Xiliang Women’s Country, and all the people in this country are women. The river outside the city is called Zimu River. Anyone who drinks the water from the river will become pregnant and give birth in three days. So, you are very happy."

Poof!

After everyone heard this, they collectively sprayed out three liters of salt soda.

Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie were about to collapse. They looked like they would rather die than die.

The Chang'an audience watching the live broadcast also looked at each other in shock and couldn't stop laughing.

"Oh my god, I’m actually pregnant!"

"It’s strange for a man to be pregnant!"

"Well, there is a question, how does a man give birth?"

"Yes, I'm afraid it won't be a difficult birth."

"……"

When Sun Wukong learned that everyone was pregnant, he couldn't help but burst out laughing:

"Hahaha, it is indeed a happy event."

He also said happily to Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie, clasping fists together:

"Congratulations to both of you."

Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Wukong who was gloating about his misfortune, and they no longer knew what expressions to show.

Bai Jingjing on the side said with a mournful face:

"Can you please stop gloating? I'm not married yet, so I don't want to just have a child."

Chun Sanniang also said:

"I don't want to either. Tang

Seng and Zhu Bajie said in unison:"We don't even want to.""

Princess Iron Fan smiled:"After all, they are your flesh and blood, there is nothing wrong with being born."

In this way, she and Bai Jingjing are on the same level.

They have both given birth to children, so Sun Wukong will not be so lax in the future.

Hehe, not bad!

Tang Seng ignored Princess Iron Fan's ridicule and asked the innkeeper :

"Boss lady, I wonder if there is any medical clinic nearby? Can you abort the fetus in your belly?"

Sun Wukong smiled and joked to Tang Monk:

"Aren’t you monks particular about not killing? The fetus in the belly is still a life after all. If you kill it like this, it seems to be against the rules of Buddhism.

Tang Monk argued:"How can a man call it killing when he has an abortion?"

Sun Wukong:"I think it's better for you to be born. After all, you still have a life." Didn't you always say you can't kill? Tang

Seng's face turned red:"I am a man, even if I want to have a baby, I can't have one!""

Bai Jingjing said quickly:"Anyway, I don't want to give birth. Wherever there is an abortion pill, go and buy it for me. I really can't bear the pain."

The landlady said:

"Ordinary abortion pills are not effective at all, and the abortion spring water in Poer Cave on Yangshan Mountain must be used. It's just that Jieyang Mountain is the Taoist temple of Ruyi Zhenxian. The king does not allow abortion. Ruyi Zhenxian must obey the king's orders, so ordinary people cannot ask for the spring water."

Princess Iron Fan on the side showed a trace of doubt:

"Ruyi Zhenxian? Isn't that the name of the Bull Demon King's brother? Could it be him?"

Chun Sanniang said hurriedly:

"Since we are acquaintances, it will be easy to handle. You should hurry up and help us ask for some fetal springs, otherwise I am afraid that you will give birth if you delay any longer."

"Ouch," Zhu Bajie yelled, holding his stomach,"I feel like a little thing is kicking me. Monk

Sha sighed with emotion:

"The effect of the mother-child river water is also very good. In just a short time, the fetus was able to kick people."

Princess Iron Fan said:"It has already taken shape. It is not good to fall. It will harm Tianhe. You should think about it."

"I won’t think about it anymore, there’s nothing to think about, I will definitely beat him down,"

Bai Jingjing said firmly:

"If you don't help me go to the Fountain of Rebirth, I will knock it down myself."

As she said that, she reached out to hit herself in the stomach.

Sun Wukong quickly took Bai Jingjing's hand.

Seeing this, the boss's wife quickly reminded her:

"You can't fight, you can't fight. After drinking the water from the mother-child river, unless you use the abortion spring water to abort, you have to give birth and use other methods to abort. It's okay if the fetus is not hurt, but if it is, it will end up dead. The fate of two lives."

Chun Sanniang originally wanted to use Kung Fu to abort the fetus herself, but now she listened to the boss lady's warning and did not dare to do it.

She quickly asked Sun Wukong, Princess Iron Fan and Monk Sha for help:

"Please help me, I'm really not ready to be a mother yet"

"Me neither."Bai Jingjing cried.

Zhu Bajie:"If I really give birth to this child, I don't know whether he will call me mom or dad in the future?"

Sun Wukong saw Bai Jingjing crying and comforted:

"Okay, don't cry. It's not difficult for me to ask for the Spring of Rebirth, but I can only ask for it from Chun Sanniang and Bai Jingjing. Tang Seng and Bajie are monks, and I can't help them kill animals."