Chapter 787: Mother River
"Sanniang, are you thirsty?"
Zhu Bajie asked Chun Sanniang with an attentive look.
"The teacher is a little thirsty. Tang Seng said quickly.
Zhu Bajie ignored Tang Seng and continued to look at Chun Sanniang with a very licking look in his eyes.
Tang Seng:"……"
He found that since Chun Sanniang joined the Buddhist scriptures team, his status in the team had plummeted.
He was the master in name, but in fact, neither Zhu Bajie nor Monk Sha took him seriously.
Not to mention Sun Wukong, I never took him seriously.
Chun Sanniang:"You don't know it even if you don't tell me. But if you tell me, I'm a little thirsty."
Upon hearing this, Zhu Bajie quickly took out the purple gold alms bowl from his bag, scooped a ladle of clear water from the river, and then handed it to Chun Sanniang. On Sanniang’s hands:
"Sanniang, here you go, the water in this river is clean."
Chun Sanniang drank a few big gulps, and Zhu Bajie also drank a few big gulps, and then handed the purple gold alms bowl to Tang Monk:
"Master, you drink too."
Tang Seng saw that Zhu Bajie still knew about him, and his injured heart finally got some comfort.
It seemed that Bajie still had a desire to be a teacher in his heart.
He took the purple gold alms bowl and was about to drink water, then his horns twitched involuntarily and he couldn't help it. He rolled his eyes.
Damn, he actually handed me an empty alms bowl and drank all the water!
I was so touched just now! There was no other way. Tang Seng had to turn sideways, fill a bowl of river water himself, and then drank happily.
"Wukong, do you want to drink?
Tang Monk asked Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong shook his head and said,"Don't drink.""
"Miss Jingjing, where is Princess Iron Fan?"Tang Monk asked Bai Jingjing and Princess Iron Fan again.
Princess Iron Fan didn't drink, but Bai Jingjing took a sip.
But she didn't use Tang Monk's alms bowl, but used the quilt to fetch a glass of water by herself.
The awning boat set off. After a while, some villages built along the river were gradually seen on both sides of the river.
The further they walked, the more lively and prosperous they became.
It had been a long time since they had seen such a lively scene. Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie and others couldn't help but show excitement.
But it's just that , there is a situation that makes Tang Seng feel very strange
"Tell me, why are the people on the shore so excited when they see us? We don’t know them either?"
Zhu Bajie said:"Maybe it's because the people here are so hospitable."
When Tang Monk heard this, he couldn't help but nodded and said:
"It is a place with simple folk customs."
Bai Jingjing showed a strange expression:
"Why did I hear them shouting"men, men", as if they had never seen men before. Chun
Sanniang said with a sweet smile:
"How could it be possible that I have never seen a man? It's hard to find a three-legged toad, but there aren't many two-legged men, right? right?
She looked at Bajie and asked.
Bajie nodded quickly:"Sanniang is right, so right.""
Monk Sha guessed:"Maybe our appearance is a little strange, so this aroused their curiosity."
Everyone felt that Monk Sha's guess was reliable.
After a while, the awning boat stopped at a busy ferry.
The group got off the boat and were immediately surrounded by the young girls and wives.
"Hehe, he is really a man"
"Finally another man comes"
"Several of them looked strange, but only one man was handsome."
"……"
Tang Seng and others were surrounded by a group of women, and it was difficult to move or push them.
Especially listening to the discussions of the women around him, and the fact that many women were touching him, Tang Seng was about to collapse.
This place is so hospitable.
It’s a bit overwhelming!
Also, where do you touch your hands?
Don’t you know whether men and women are intimate or not?
"Hey!"
Everyone was surrounded and couldn't move at all. It wasn't until Sun Wukong bared his teeth and screamed strangely that the women around him were scared away.
Tang Seng and the others were freed again, and couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief.
Tang Seng straightened his crooked body. Hat, wiped the sweat from his forehead again, and sighed:
"My Buddha, this is too enthusiastic, so enthusiastic that it is a bit too much.
Monk Sha also sighed:"This is the first time a woman has seen my eyes light up." But Zhu
Bajie's nose was bubbling with joy:"It's better to be enthusiastic, it's better to be enthusiastic. I like this place." Ouch," suddenly, he felt a sharp pain coming from his big ears. When he turned around, he saw that it was Chun Sanniang who was twisting his ears and doing 720 Thomas rotations.
"It hurts, Sanniang quickly let go."Zhu Bajie quickly begged for mercy.
"Be enthusiastic, right? I see you were enjoying yourself just now!"Chun Sanniang didn't let go, but asked with a sneer.
"Misunderstanding, Sanniang misunderstood,"
Princess Iron Fan ignored the quarrel between Zhu Bajie and Chun Sanniang, and said to Sun Wukong:
"Why do I feel that the people here behave very strangely?
Sun Wukong showed a thoughtful expression:"It's indeed a bit strange.""
Bai Jingjing said:"No matter if it's strange or not, let's go to the city first."
Everyone hurriedly walked towards the city.
On the way, there were still many women watching from a distance, pointing and pointing.
"Strange, I didn’t see a man along the way?" Chun Sanniang said.
Zhu Bajie said:"Maybe they all went to work in the fields."
As soon as he walked to a street, Tang Seng suddenly clutched his stomach and screamed in pain:
"Hiss, my stomach hurts so much."
As he said that, he squatted directly on the ground. The pain was so bad that he couldn't walk at all.
"Master, what's going on?"Monk Sha asked with concern.
At this moment, Zhu Bajie, Chun Sanniang, and Bai Jingjing also covered their stomachs and screamed in pain.
"Oh, it hurts me to death"
"My stomach hurts so much."
Everyone saw this and didn't know why.
At this moment, the stomachs of Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, Chun Sanniang, and Bai Jingjing suddenly swelled up like balloons. When they touched their stomachs with their hands, they seemed to have blood clots inside.
A few People suddenly panicked and looked at a loss
"Gee, what happened to our bellies?"
"what happened?"
"Ouch, it hurts me to death"
"……"
At this moment, countless viewers who are watching the live broadcast of Journey to the West all show doubts.
"What happened to Tang Seng and the others?"
"Is there another monster causing trouble in the dark?"
"It must be a monster. If it wasn't a monster, how could Tang Seng and the others' bellies suddenly become bigger?"
"……"
Princess Iron Fan looked at the bellies of several people and said suspiciously:
"Why do you look like you are pregnant? There seems to be a life inside the belly."
The audience watching the live broadcast almost burst into tears when they heard Princess Iron Fan's guess.
"Fortunately, Princess Iron Fan can speak out, but this guess is too outrageous."
"Yes, who can get pregnant so quickly?"
"……"
When Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanniang heard this, they didn’t believe it at all.
"How did we get pregnant?"
"Yes, I am still a young girl."
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