Datang: My identity as prince was exposed by Li Er

Tan'er is a hot-blooded boy... a girl.

Especially when it comes to patriotism.

Tan'er is definitely worthy of Li Yi's respect.

It is hard for you to imagine how such a small and inconspicuous maid of the Wei family could have such strong and passionate patriotic sentiments.

Early in the morning, Tan'er ran over angrily.

Standing next to Li Yi, with a round face, he didn't know whether he was angry with the Tubo people or himself.

"Master! You're talking about this monk from Tubo, huh? Do you think it was intentional? ah?"

"This stinky monk!"

Li Yi said lazily:"He is a lama."

"This stinky lama! exasperating!"

"He blatantly chose the location on Zhuque Street!"

"It was the most prosperous area in the Tang Dynasty, and it was an area that travelers and merchants must pass through when traveling to and from Chang'an!"

"You can see merchants from Persia, Dashi, Turks, and Lit everywhere along the way."

"That stinking lama chose this place to challenge the Tang Dynasty. What was he going to do? ah?"

Li Yi took out his ears and lay lazily on the rocking chair.

He stretched out his hand and put the fruit wine on the stone table,"Would you like some fruit wine? Seeing you talking so much, I feel very tired."

"Okay, thank you."

Tan'er held the fruit wine and raised her head to drink it.

She continued to turn on the chattering mode.

"What kind of witchcraft are you still playing and washing your hands in the frying pan?"

"Which of us in the Tang Dynasty is not a good person and can sit upright? What is the ability to calculate with magic?

Li Yi thought for a while and said,"What about a martial arts competition?"

Tan'er said angrily:"It won't work even in a martial arts contest!" He is the best master in Tubo, how can he beat him?"

Li Yi:"……"

Damn it!

According to Tan'er's logic, the Tubo bald donkey had better be tied up hand and foot and whipped hard by the Tang Dynasty.

"Master! Why are you still laughing? Isn't this a sad and indignant thing?"

"I get angry when I think of this. If that stinky lama of Tibet wins, will Pei Ji, that dog king, not go to heaven?"

Holy shit!

Li Yi's eyes widened.

He can all relate to these things.

I didn't realize that Tan'er was so jealous of evil.

But Tan'er is right.

That old traitor Pei Ji, if the Tubo people win, He really agreed with what he said, that the Tubo people should not be messed with.

Li Yi smiled and said:"Why don't you just wash your hands in the frying pan?" This is an old trick, you can do it too."

Tan'er took a sip of fruit wine and moistened her throat. It seemed that she was tired after talking a lot just now. After finishing the wine in one sip,

Tan'er said casually:"Master, don't make fun of me. I can't raise my hands to my shoulders. I can't choose. I can sell you a facial mask or something, but I don't have the ability to wash my hands in a frying pan.

Li Yi shook his head and said,"How can it not work?" In this way, I will teach you two methods, and tomorrow you will go and compete with Tubo Kuli Bald Donkey, how about it?

Tan'er's eyes widened and she said in confusion:"Master, why don't you go?" This is a good opportunity to make a name for yourself.

Li Yidao:"Me, I'm not interested. There are so many people over there and it's too noisy."

Tan'er nodded and said,"Yes, Shaojing.""

Ri!

To be able to say such a calm and matter-of-fact statement, it can be seen that Tan'er is actually not stupid.

But why do you still chatter every day?

It's hard to understand!

After thinking about it, Tan'er said curiously:" Master, what do you want to teach me?

Li Yi said:"Let me teach you how to wash your hands first."

Tan'er blinked her big eyes,"Can you really wash your hands in oil?" Isn't it hot?"

Li Yi stopped arguing with Tan'er about this topic.

Because he knew that if he continued to communicate with Tan'er, he might not be able to end Tan'er's endless questions for a long time.

Li Yi simply found an iron pot.

In the iron The pot was filled with oil.

Then he found a lot of vinegar and poured it into the oil pot together.

Then he started to heat it.

Tan'er dragged his chin and just watched quietly.

I don't know if it was an illusion.

After a moment, Tan'er Li Yi felt that the oil in the iron pot had begun to boil and bubble.

Tan'er was still holding his chin and staring with big eyes, clicking his tongue and watching in wonder.

Li Yi said to Tan'er off guard:"Come on, put your hand in"

"ah?"

Tan'er was originally thinking of eating melons and watching the show. How could she have thought of doing it herself?

Her little face turned pale with fright.

"Master, didn't you reach in?"

Li Yi:"……"

"Of course it's not me, I'm teaching you, don't be afraid, it's not hot."

Tan'er didn't believe it and shook his head crazily.

He tapped his toes on the ground and backed away little by little.

Li Yi was dumbfounded. Sighing, Li Yi said to himself:"It's really unbelievable, okay?"

Said, Li Yi put his hand into the oil pan

"ah! No! Tan'er exclaimed.

But soon, she saw Li Yi take out his hand from the oil pan.

It was intact.

It wasn't even red.

Tan'er's eyes widened in shock, and she covered her mouth with both hands, murmuring. :"Oh my God! Master, do you know how to do magic?

Li Yi shook his head and said,"I don't know how. This is a common deception. You look at the oil pan boiling, but in fact it is not boiling."

Tan'er said in surprise:"Is this so?" Then I'll try it too."

Tan'er walked over.

Li Yi quickly grabbed her.

"Not anymore!

Tan'er said confusedly:"It was OK just now, why can't it be OK now?" Li

Yi explained:"Because it was the boiling point of vinegar just now, and now it is really the boiling point of oil, very hot!"

Tan'er scratched her head in confusion:"What do you mean?"

Li Yi smiled and said:"Actually, there are two kinds of them... haha.""

Li Yi felt that it was better not to explain, otherwise it would lead to unnecessary redundant conversations.

He said to Tan'er:"You just need to remember that for the first three cups of tea, it doesn't matter if you put your hand in it. After three If you put your hand in a cup of tea, something will happen, do you understand?"

"Oh okay, I know!" Tan'er nodded.

Li Yi took another iron pot, poured in oil and vinegar, and asked Tan'er to test it himself.

Sure enough.

After Tan'er put his hand in, his little face looked extremely excited:"Master, this oil The pot is warm!

Li Yi nodded and said:"Pay attention to the time. Okay, take your hand out.""

"Uh-huh. Li

Yi said to Tan'er:"If you know this principle, you will be fine tomorrow when you deal with Monk Tubo Kuli." Tan'er

's eyes were bright, and her little fists were waving viciously in the air:"Let me expose him!"

Li Yi said with a smile:"I don't want to expose him, I want to kill him.""

"ah? I can't beat him." Tan'er shivered.

Li Yi smiled and shook his head:"I didn't let you fight him. Wasn't it because we wanted to compare? He took out the oil pan, so we have to retaliate."

"How to pay it back? Tan'er asked in confusion.

Li Yi pointed to the sodium hydroxide solution in the backyard and said,"Use this. Isn't that Tubo Bald Donkey a hand iron?" Let him put his hand into this layer of clear liquid!"

Tan'er:"……"

The little girl's face turned dark!

That layer of waste liquid looks harmless to humans and animals, but Tan'er still knows how powerful it is.

If you put your hand in it, it would be even more powerful than a frying pan!

But then she thought about it, and Tan'er quickly shook her head like a rattle:"No, no, Master, since it's a competition, then I have to put my hand in... What should I do?"_To read the underlined version of the novel, please download Feilu