After Tibetan Prime Minister Lu Dongzan and Monk Kuli left.
The Manna Palace suddenly exploded
"That's too much!"
"These two pieces of shit!"
"Your Majesty, why are you blocking me?"
Li Shimin's face was not very good, and he was terribly gloomy.
"Retreat!"
After that, Li Shimin stood up and left, coldly saying to the eunuch beside him:"Call Niu Jinda, Cheng Yaojin, Qin Qiong, Yuchigong, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui... to the Dragon Palace for me."
Shenlong Hall.
Xiaochao meeting.
Everyone knows that there are some things that cannot be said in front of so many ministers in the main hall.
That's why Li Shimin called these trusted veterans to the Shenlong Hall.
Here you can speak freely.
"Your Majesty, why are you stopping me?!"Niu Jinda shouted.
Cheng Yaojin said with a flat mouth:"You can pull him down. The marble slab of the Ganlu Palace was broken even if the bald donkey didn't even lift its toes. If you stomp your lame feet, you may not even be able to crush them. Your Majesty won't. If I pull you, will I watch you get hammered to death?"
Niu Jinda suppressed his blush, but could not refute for a moment.
Qin Qiong looked stern and murmured:"This Lama Kuli is indeed the first master in Tibet."
Yuchi Gong nodded in agreement.
Li Shimin said with a gloomy face:"This man cannot return to Tibet alive!"
We can't start now. After all, in Chang'an, once something happens to the Tubo envoy, even if Li Shimin didn't kill him, the whole world will be blamed on Li Shimin.
But the key to the problem now - can he be killed?
Qin Qiong thought He thought for a while and said:"If Yuchi Laohei and I attack together, I'm afraid there is an 80% chance of winning."
Having said that, everyone at the scene gasped.
Qin Qiong and Yuchi Gong worked together, but there was no 100% chance of winning. Just how defiant is this Kuli Lama!
No one was more entangled in this issue.
Li Shimin said coldly. , asked everyone:"What is the regulation of washing hands in oil pans?""
Hearing this, everyone suddenly fell silent.
Wash your hands with the oil pan?
Unless the oil pan is not heated, who can withstand it?
This is no longer the category of martial arts, this extends to the category of metaphysics.
The boiling oil pan, Can you put your hand in and it won't be useless?
Seeing that no one answered,
Li Shimin said:"None of you have this ability. I don't believe that the Tubo Lama has this ability!""
After hearing what Li Shimin said, Fang Xuanling shook his head and said:"After all, there are many metaphysics things in this world. Your Majesty, have you forgotten what Li Yi said last night?……"
Fang Xuanling did not continue talking about Li Yina's corpse powder (sodium hydroxide).
But this reminded Li Shimin, who nodded with deep understanding and said,"What about that?"
Fang Xuanling was good at planning, and Du Ruhui was good at making judgments.
Du Ruhui asserted:"No matter what, Tubo has a national master, and so does the Tang Dynasty! Can't we just ask Yuan Tianshi to fight against us?"
Li Shimin's eyes lit up and he said:"That's the truth!"
……
Qin Tian
Yuan Tiangang closed his eyes and pinched his fingers.
Suddenly, he shouted loudly:"Ying Huo Li Xin, noble man is here!"
He looked back.
He opened his eyes suddenly and said calmly:"He Pindao is right, your Majesty is indeed here."
Li Shimin said with a smile:"Yuan Tianshi is so capable, he is worthy of being the Imperial Master of the Tang Dynasty, and he is the face of my Datang Dynasty!"
Yuan Tiangang"Shyly" said:"Your Majesty is overly complimentary."
Fang Xuanling looked at Yuan Tiangang and asked:"Yuan Tianshi, how do you think our Tang Dynasty compares with Tubo?"
Yuan Tiangang gritted his teeth and said:"Compared? Fang Xiang, this is The word is inappropriate. How can the Tubo barbarians be compared with the Tang Dynasty?"
Fang Xuanling said with admiration:"What the Heavenly Master said makes sense. In that case, Heavenly Master, how do you think the Tubo Imperial Master compares with me, the Tang Dynasty?"
Yuan Tiangang continued to grit his teeth and sighed:"Fang Xiang, please don't use the word 'bi' again. The poor Taoist said that they are not worthy!"
Fang Xuanling said excitedly:"That's good. Tomorrow the Tubo Imperial Master will leave. Monk, if you want to challenge me, the Tang Dynasty, please ask the immortal master to take action."
Yuan Tiangang nodded, and then asked:"Compared...ahem, what challenge?"
Fang Xuanling said:"It's nothing, anyway, they are all the magic of immortals The Heavenly Master must be good at things."
Yuan Tiangang raised his head to the sky and roared:"Ahem, challenge the immortal magic of this Tao? He is seeking death. Tomorrow the poor Taoist will take care of that bald donkey... Ahem, monk... Lama!"
Yuan Tiangang was completely unaware.
The so-called 'immortal method' in Fang Xuanling's mouth is not 'immortal method' in the traditional sense!
In this way, Li Shimin felt relieved. He looked at Yuan Tiangang, nodded and said:"We will see the immortal master tomorrow."
"Your Majesty, don't worry"
……
Lide Square.
Xu Hui and Wei Shuyi frowned in thought.
When the country is in trouble, even though she is a daughter, she still has the heart to serve the country.
"Wash your hands in the frying pan? Wei Shuyi frowned deeply,"What kind of magic is this?""
Xu Hui shook his head and said firmly:"Although I don't know what the magic is, there are always laws in everything. There must be something fishy in it, but I didn't think about it. Wei
Shuyi pursed her lips:"Sister Xu Hui, why do I feel that you sound more and more like Li Yi?""
"ah? Xu Hui was stunned and said,"Is there any?""
Wei Shuyi said displeased:"Not yet, they are exactly the same. There are always laws for everything... To make things mysterious is to make things mysterious! Xu
Hui said calmly:"Then Mr. Li is right. There is a law for everything, isn't it?""
"Yes Yes Yes! Wei Shuyi said impatiently:"Then what is the law for washing hands in oil pans?" Tomorrow the Tubo Kuli Lama will choose a site on Zhuque Street"
"This is no longer a challenge to the Tang Dynasty, this is an insult to the entire Tang Dynasty! Is he sure that the Tang Dynasty cannot compare with the Tibetans?"
Wei Shuyi was very angry.
Xu Hui shook her head and said:"I can't understand what the law is.……"
"don't want!"Wei Shuyi was determined.
Xu Hui had a black line on her head,"I haven't said anything yet."
Wei Shuyi said with a look of wisdom:"Why don't you ask Li Yi? don't want!"
"ah? I'm not going to find Li Yi. What I mean is, how about we burn oil and experiment first to see if we can find out the law."
Xu Hui's dark eyes rolled and she looked at Wei Shuyi with a smile:"It's you, Shuyi, you kept silent about not seeing Li Yi and despising Li Yi, but when I came to Chang'an these days, I heard from you. The most popular character is Li Yi. What is the reason for this? Wei Shuyi:"
Yes?"
Xu Hui:"No?" Wei Shuyi:"
Yes?" Xu Hui:"
Well, no!""
The two of them were no longer struggling with this issue.
Xu Hui found an iron pot, filled it with oil, and started to add fire.
Soon, the oil in the iron pot began to boil.
Wei Shuyi rolled her eyes and said to Xu Hui:"Sister Xu Hui , or could you put your hand in and try?"
Xu Hui slapped Wei Shuyi on the butt.
"I'm stupid!
Wei Shuyi rolled her eyes and said,"Then why don't you find someone else to try?""
"for example? Xu Hui said suspiciously
"For example, Tan'er!"Wei Shuyi gritted her teeth and said
"Where's Tan'er? Xu Hui asked curiously
"I don’t know, I’m afraid I’ll go to Li Yi’s place again.
Xu Hui said:"Shuyi, you mentioned Li Yi again.""
"Have it?"
"There's none?"
"……"
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