Dimensional slime

"It's so delicious! Sister Limuru, you're so good!"

"It's worth it to eat such a meal and live for 10 years, ah...... Sister Rimuru, give me another bowl!"

"Dear friend, when will my roast duck be ready?"

"Where's my dried fish? Who stole my dried fish! hand it over to me!(▼Dish▼)"

"Arara, is little Pardo angry?"

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The usually deserted village is bustling with activity today, and everyone gathers around the table to enjoy Rimulou's own food.

The other people's eating looks are okay, but it is the first time to taste such a delicious Qiusheng and Wencai, which is simply unsightly, and three mouthfuls and a small suckling pig are not enough to describe the gobbling up of the two.

"You two give me attention!"

Uncle Nine hated iron and stared at the two of them, so many people didn't know how to pay attention to the image, and what was even more annoying was that these two bastards were actually ...... How dare you snatch food and grab your own boiled fish fillet?!

Don't you know let Master Jean?

I have been blind and raised you two as my own sons for so long!(▼ヘ▼)

"Well, Uncle Nine, don't worry about it~"

Limuru smiled and relieved: "We are not outsiders, besides, we are supposed to be happy when we get together to eat, and even if you don't follow those unnecessary rules, you don't have to take them too seriously." "

Uncle Nine couldn't help but nod when he heard this, and he didn't continue to criticize the two, he was not an old stubborn who had to follow the rules in everything, on the contrary, Uncle Nine was still quite willing to accept new things.

He also knows the temperament of Qiusheng and Wencai, the nature is not bad but a little naughty, although it always makes him feel a headache on weekdays, but the two of them actually respect him very much, otherwise he would not have accepted the two as apprentices.

And not far from a few people, Grandpa Ren's coffin was quietly placed there, but the coffin's current appearance was really a little stumbling.

Either one corner has been knocked off, or there is a crack on the other side, and there is even a hole leaking in some places, and at the same time, it is constantly dripping water into the ground, after all, it has been soaked in water for several hours......

After all, Master Ren still couldn't bear to let his father sleep at the bottom of the river, and it took dozens of people half a day to fish the coffin out of the river.

Due to the risk of corpse transformation, after the persuasion of Uncle Jiu, Master Ren still agreed to take the coffin back to Yizhuang temporarily, but before leaving, he did not forget to tell Uncle Jiu: "Don't let that little girl get close to my father's coffin, I really can't toss anymore!"

Qiusheng, who was almost full, came to the coffin while eating with chopsticks, and looked at Grandpa Ren in the coffin and couldn't help but speak: "Master, this Mrs. Ren's corpse is blessed, are you going to cheat the corpse?"

Uncle Nine didn't reply and said, "If you sink to the bottom of the water and soak for a few hours, I believe you will definitely be fatter than him." "

"Forehead ......"

Qiusheng weakly shrunk his neck and didn't dare to refute, he didn't know if he was fat or not, but he would definitely die if he died.

Miriam gnawed on his big elbow and asked, "Uncle Jiu, this grandfather will cheat the corpse later, run out and bite people, are you sure you don't make some preparations~.?"

"Do you feel the need?"

Uncle Nine looked at Miriam with complicated eyes, he had already carefully checked Grandpa Ren's condition just now, and in general, there was no need to worry.

One of the two arms was comminuted, and the other was a powder fracture, and they couldn't lift it, let alone poke people, not to mention that the nails were now broken.

The legs are twisted and can't be shaped, not to mention that he can stand up after jumping his corpse, Uncle Nine has to give the other party a thumbs up.

As for the spine, there are only 34 in total, but now the 34 spine has all been separated, even if he succeeds in swindling the corpse, he will be half-defeated, and he may be able to run faster than him if he finds a snail.

As for the teeth specially used to suck blood and eat, he turned the coffin upside down and didn't find half of it, even if the corpse was defrauded in a few days, he would be starved to death.

All in all, after Uncle Jiu's professional evaluation and analysis, in the current situation, the combat effectiveness of Grandpa Ren's deception is far inferior to the big goose at the entrance of the village, and the passing dogs can bully him twice, does this combat effectiveness still need to be prevented?

Need a fart!

"Hah...... Ha ......"

Suddenly a faint gasp sounded inside the coffin, and Qiusheng next to him took a look and found that Grandpa Ren didn't know when to open his eyes, and then ...... There is no then.

Qiusheng was shocked: "Master, Grandpa Ren is really cheating the corpse!"

"Don't make a fuss, it's not a big deal. "

Uncle Nine calmly continued to eat, anyway, the current Grandpa Ren couldn't even climb out of the coffin, so it was better to solve him after eating.

"Deceived corpses, deceived corpses?"

Mepru and Miriam's eyes lit up, and they immediately jumped up to the coffin, tiptoeing inside.

"Wow!

"But he's so ugly! not as cute as Qiqi at all!"

"Who's to say it's not...... Hey, why does this guy still stink? How many years has he not showered!"

"Uh...... Miriam-chan, this zombie has been buried in the ground for 20 years, how can it be possible to take a bath?"

"Oh, that seems to be the truth. "

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The two chatted in front of Grandpa Zhengtai, one sentence at a time, without caring about each other's face as zombies.

Even Miriam stretched out his little claws to Mr. Ren's mouth to provoke, and Mrs. Ren opened his mouth angrily and bit it, but how could he bite it when the bones of his whole body were shattered and his teeth were all gone?

Miriam fished there for a long time like fishing, he had nothing to do, and his grandfather was tired, even if it was a zombie, he needed to replenish his energy, and he was already very weak when he woke up without sucking half of his blood, and he almost burped on the spot when he was played by Miriam.

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Uncle Nine watched Miriam having fun, and couldn't help but mourn silently for Grandpa Ren in the coffin.

It is said that he did something good before his death, but Grandpa Ren didn't listen, if he hadn't coerced and enticed Mr. Feng Shui and forcibly bought the other party's land, where did he come from so many things.

It turned out to be good now, it's been buried in the ground for 20 years and still being pulled out to play in various ways, who can blame it?

Uncle Nine shook his head and ignored it again, as long as this corpse is still intact tomorrow, then it will be fine.

"Miriam!"

Limuru walked over and poked Milim's forehead angrily, pointed to Mrs. Ren in the coffin and said, "Look at what this zombie has become......?

"Hey, hey, hey......"

Milim stuck out her little tongue cutely, this is indeed her own pot, but she blamed her kick too hard at that time, and accidentally let Grandpa Ren fly too high.

Everyone couldn't help but feel a little lost, the days without zombies to play were so boring.

"That's right, Uncle Nine. "

Rimuru asked curiously, "Speaking of which, why do most of the zombies wear the official uniforms of the Qing Dynasty, and they don't wear the clothes of the Ming Dynasty or the Tang Dynasty?"

"Hmmm......"

Uncle Nine was silent for a moment, sighed lightly and said, "Actually, there are indeed zombies like you said, but I don't really want to touch them." "

Elysia tilted her little head in confusion: "Why?"

"Let's put it this way......"

Uncle Nine thought about it for a while and decided to give everyone an example.

"30 years ago, when I was still studying art in Maoshan, an uncle accidentally encountered a zombie wearing a Ming Dynasty official uniform, and then he was hung up. "

Everyone: "Hang up?!(0Д0)?!"

Uncle Nine shrugged his shoulders and continued: "There are 400 years ago, when an ancestor accidentally strayed into a cemetery and encountered a zombie wearing a Tang costume. "

Miriam said curiously, "'Did he hang up too?'"

"No, no, no, he didn't. "

Uncle Nine shook his head, and just when everyone was relieved to think that the zombie had been solved, Uncle Nine suddenly sighed: "But the other people in Maoshan are basically hung up, and in the end, more than a dozen ancestors were invited to work together to lay out the formation and summon the Nine Heavens Xuanlei to kill the zombie." "

"Wow!Are the zombies of the Tang Dynasty so awesome?!"

Limulu became more and more interested, even the zombies of the Tang Dynasty were so awesome, so if it was the Three Kingdoms, and even the Han Dynasty and the Qin Dynasty, wouldn't the zombies be awesome!

"It's decided!"

Rimuru suddenly slapped the table and stood up, she felt that her vision was a little narrow, how could she only focus on Renjiazhen?

In this world, there is not only one place in Renjia Town, where a man can be born after being buried for 20 years, so how can there be no more powerful little zombies in other places?

"Let's dig up the world's most powerful zombies, what do you think!"

"I'm in favor!~(▽)/~"

Miriam held up her hands and feet, how could she not participate in such an interesting event?

"Are you going to call the baby?"

Mei Pulu proved his position with his actions, which one is stronger in burying people and digging up corpses, which is the baby king in Tongli, and there is no more professional than the baby in the whole guild in terms of digging graves!

Limuru immediately clapped his head and said, "Of course you have to call the baby, and by the way, ask Steve to get a few digging tools, the faster you dig, the better!"

"Obey the order, sir, and promise to complete the mission!"

Mapleu saluted, and then pulled Pado back to the guild to invite people.

"Oh my God!"

"What about people, why did they suddenly disappear!"

The two of them disappeared out of thin air, startling Wen Cai and Qiusheng, and provoked Uncle Jiu's reprimand: "What's it called? It's not a big deal, don't you two know how to be calm?"

"Division...... Master, they just ...... That ......"

Qiusheng's words seemed to be stuck in his throat, and he couldn't say it when he looked at Uncle Jiu's calm appearance.

"What a fuss, teleportation-type spells. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Uncle Nine glanced at the two of them coldly, but his heart was already happy.

What could be more exciting for a Master than pretending to be in front of an apprentice?

After dinner, Uncle Nine took the peachwood sword to let Grandpa Ren successfully free himself and return to where he should go.

Then Uncle Nine instructed Qiusheng and Wencai to prepare things, since Limulu and they were going to dig up zombies, Uncle Nine naturally had to go with them, and there were a lot of things to prepare for the trip, but fortunately, there is now a guild's own storage space, but I am not afraid that I can't bring it.

Of course, Uncle Nine is not worried that Limulu and the others will dig up some zombies that they can't deal with, but that they are afraid that a few people will play too high, and then ...... dug up the graves of their ancestors.

He, Lin Fengjiao, and Lin Jiu swore to defend the tomb of their ancestors to the death! .