Dimensional slime
Chapter 993
Set up the altar and open the altar, and it didn't take long for Uncle Nine to finish the process of breaking the ground, and immediately ordered the excavation after the worship was completed!
"Lady Lang...... Husband ...... Mr. and Mrs. ......"
Several young adults took iron pickaxes and shovels to knock down the tombstone and quickly excavate, and during this time, Uncle Nine chatted with Ren Fa again.
"This hole is well chosen, the dragonfly points to the water hole, the hole is three zhang four feet long and only four feet can be used, and the width is one zhang and three feet are only three feet useful, so the coffin can not be buried by flat burial. "
"Yes, the feng shui watcher said at the time that the ancestors were buried vertically, and the descendants must be prosperous!"
"What about the spirit?"
"Uh...... This ......"
Master Ren smiled bitterly, since his father was buried here, their Ren family's business has been worse every year, and what Mr. Feng Shui said was pure fart.
After hearing this, Uncle Nine said angrily: "I think that feng shui watcher has an enmity with your Ren family, and the old lady should have had a holiday with him during his lifetime, right?"
"Forehead ............"
Master Ren was speechless again, and looked at Uncle Nine in surprise.
"I think I must have coerced the other party at that time, right?"
Uncle Nine took two steps forward and pointed to the tomb and said, "A good dragonfly has to get ash on it, and the coffin head can't touch the water, so how can it be called a dragonfly water?"
"But that guy still has a conscience, let you switch and move the grave after 20 years, only half of your life will not harm you for a lifetime, only your generation will not harm you for 18 generations. "
Hearing Uncle Jiu's words, Master Ren's face turned green, he didn't expect that the reason why his business was getting worse and worse was this, but in the end, they could only blame themselves, who let them coerce the other party to buy this land at that time?
I knew that this would be the case, I should have given more money in the first place, and the losses accumulated in the past 20 years have been tens of thousands of oceans, which is worth many times more than this land.
But Master Ren can only sigh 07, 20 years have passed, the ghost knows where the feng shui gentleman lives now, and he doesn't know if he is alive or not in the world, even if he wants to take revenge on him, how can he find it?
can only be eaten as a dumb loss.
Uncle Nine shook his head helplessly, he didn't want to pay too much attention to the grudge between Master Ren and their family and Mr. Feng Shui.
And fundamentally speaking, it is indeed Master Ren that they did not do it right, and what Mr. Feng Shui did was purely out of revenge.
"They dig so slowly~"
Miriam pouted and looked at the slow workers and said dissatisfiedly, "How long will it take to dig like this?"
Rimuru rubbed the other party's little head and comforted, "Wait a little bit, it won't be long." "
"I don't want to wait!"
Miriam crossed her hands on her hips, rolled her eyes and smiled evilly, "Dear friend, you say...... Can I help them?"
As she spoke, Miriam lifted her little white feet.
"Stop it!"
Rimuru hurriedly picked up Milim, who wanted to make trouble, and because her feet couldn't reach the ground after being picked up, Milim pursed her little mouth sadly.
"Hahaha......"
Master Ren seemed to hear the conversation between the two, and actually laughed out loud: "A few young ladies are really interesting, if you really want to help if you dig too slowly, you can also help, anyway, I don't mind much." "
Although Uncle Nine introduced them not long ago that Limulu and them were much more powerful than him, although Master Ren believed it, he didn't believe it all, but thought that it was just Uncle Nine's modesty.
After all, the appearance is here, Limulu and they are indeed beautiful and cute, but being beautiful and cute does not mean that they have the ability, put them and Uncle Nine together, at least nine out of ten people think that Uncle Nine is more powerful, and the only remaining person is still blind and deaf.
Master Ren felt that Limulu and the others must have some real skills, but they were definitely not as exaggerated as Uncle Nine said.
"Really?!"
Miriam looked up in surprise when she heard this, and her big pink eyes began to sparkle.
"Naturally. "
Master Ren put his hands behind his back and nodded in a rather respectful manner.
The corners of Milim's mouth were almost to the root of her ears, and she turned her head to look at Limulu with affection, and said cutely: "Best friend, let me down~"
"Okay. "
Limulu reluctantly let go of Milim, who couldn't bear it, since Ren Fa, as the son of Ren's grandfather, didn't care, then how could she be embarrassed to continue to stop it?
Rimuru took a step back and silently drew a cross on her chest: "May Grandpa Ren have eternal sleep, Amen!"
Mepru also had a premonition that something was about to happen, and also prayed silently: "I hope Miriam will restrain a little...... A little bit is fine. "
"Well, things seem to be going in an interesting direction~"
Elysia is purely watching the excitement is not a big deal, her sixth sense has begun to remind her to get ready for potato chips and Coke, eating melons and watching the show is about to begin!
"What are you doing?"
A certain cat named Pardo blinked with big eyes and a big question mark on his small head.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey......"
Miriam let out a cute smirk and shouted to the people who were still digging the coffin, "Stop me and stand away, and I'll see me next!"
"What?(00)?"
The few people digging the coffin had question marks on their faces and looked at Master Ren suspiciously.
"Do as she says. "
Master Ren nodded, he was also very curious about what Miriam wanted to do next, could it be that she really wanted to dig up the coffin weighing hundreds of catties with the strength of one person? Or did she ...... Will there be some spells to dig up the coffin?
He couldn't help but ask Uncle Nine, "Uncle Nine, do you have the kind of spell that can dig up the coffin directly, or does that kind of spell exist?"
"This ......"
Uncle Nine didn't know how to answer, he did know how to do this kind of thing with a [Five Ghost Carrying Technique], but the question was who would be idle and have nothing to do with this spell to move the coffin?
And Uncle Nine is also very curious about what Miriam will do, but he knows that Miriam is not a Taoist system, so he should use it...... Magic, right?
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey......"
Seeing that the person had walked away and reached a safe position, Milim raised his little foot with a wicked smile, and stomped down the ground in the next second: "Fly for me!~(▽)/~"
"Boom !!!"
I only heard a roar, and the mountains were trembling, as if there was an earthquake, and Master Ren and Captain Ah Wei were even more staggering, but fortunately, Uncle Nine helped the two of them in time, so as to avoid falling to the ground.
When I finally regained my footing, before I had time to catch my breath, I saw a thick, long, and black unknown object flying out of Old Lady Ren's grave and flying into the sky!
Ren Fa was suddenly a little confused, looking at the objects in the sky and muttering, "What is that?
Table ...... Cousin-in-law, that ...... That's not some big black mouse!"
Ah Wei saw the things in the sky clearly, and his legs trembled in fright: "That's ...... That's my aunt's coffin!"
"What?!(0Д0)?!"
Ren Fa's eyes immediately widened, and he took a closer look at the appearance, the shape and the coffin that contained his father in his memory!
"My dad is flying!"
Ren Fa almost didn't catch his breath, and after thinking that the culprit who caused all this was Miriam, he turned his head and glared at Milim angrily, as if he wanted to eat Milim alive.
But in just a second, Ren Fa reacted, and the other party could shake the coffin so high with a single stomp, if that kick was on himself...... I'm afraid I can't even keep the whole corpse?!
Ren Fa, who doesn't want to die without a corpse: I have confirmed my eyes, this is someone I can't afford to mess with.
"What are you staring at me for?"
Milim glared back with a straight face: "You asked me to help dig the coffin, I dug you out, and you still glared at me!"
"This ...... This ......"
Ren broke out in a cold sweat and wanted to cry without tears: "I did say it, but ...... It's not this digging method......"
Milim pouted and shrugged: "You didn't say which method to use, since you didn't say it, you can use any method, anyway, the coffin is out!"
Ren Fa was completely speechless, so he could only greet the workers who brought him: "Take my father's coffin, who can catch me and give it to him...... 1000 oceans!"
"Pick up the fart!"
The migrant workers scolded their mothers in their hearts, no matter how much money they have, they have to have their lives to spend it, such a heavy coffin fell from the sky and smashed whoever died, they just wanted to make money, not to make Meng Po soup!
"Miriam ......"
Rimuru looked at him with a faint look on his face, "So you're only going to be busy, aren't you?"
"Uh...... This ......"
Milim didn't have the toughness just now in the face of Limulu, and weakly played with her fingers and defended: "Best friend, you just say whether the coffin has come out or not, I will fix the coffin anyway!"
"Besides...... Isn't it normal for me to do a disservice?!"
Milim held her little head high, and Rimuru couldn't help but be stunned for a while, unable to refute it, because what the other party said turned out to be a fact like iron 830.
At the same time, Mrs. Ren, who was [forced] to fly into the sky, began to fall urgently, and smashed to the ground with a thud like a meteor, smashing a deep pit of more than half a meter on the ground, and it happened to fall on the edge of the hillside.
But not to mention that the quality of this coffin is really good, even after suffering such a heavy blow, it is still strong, but it has been smashed and cracked in some places.
"Daddy!"
"Grandpa!"
Ren Fa hurriedly rushed over with his subordinates, seizing the time to save his father.
However, when he ran halfway, Ren Fa was horrified to find that the coffin was slowly tilting again, and the direction of inclination was ...... Exactly the direction in which the hillside is located!
"Hurry up, save my dad, save my dad!" (read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)
Ren Fa was already anxious and had no image, picked up the caftan and took a step towards the coffin, saying anything today that he couldn't let his father fall like this!
But the speed of the coffin tilting is getting faster and faster, seeing that there is only a few meters left, and the hand is about to touch the coffin, but the coffin can no longer withstand the pull of gravity, and completely falls in the direction of the hillside.
"No !!"
Master Ren let out a desperate wail and fell to his knees, only to watch the coffin tumble down the steep hillside at a rapid speed, and when it encountered the raised rock, it could jump three meters high, until finally the coffin fell straight into a small river at the foot of the mountain.
"My father!"
Master Ren's face turned pale and his voice trembled, although what Master Ren was most afraid of in his life was fire, but it didn't mean that he wanted to be soaked in water after he died, these are completely different things!
Holding his chest, Master Ren felt a little breathless, and in the next second, he rolled his eyes and fainted directly.
Mei Pulu raised his little paw and asked, "Uncle Nine, do you think it is possible for Grandpa Ren to turn into a zombie now?"
“........................"
Uncle Nine looked at the coffin that was slowly sinking into the water and fell silent, Mei Pulu's question successfully touched his knowledge blind spot, his master had never talked about such an outrageous operation before.
However, in Uncle Jiu's opinion, the possibility of becoming a zombie is very high, even if Grandpa Ren will not become a zombie originally, if this kind of thing happens now, he will be angry and become a zombie, and depending on the situation, he will at least start as a thousand-year-old zombie king.
If this is replaced by him, he will not turn into a zombie and bite you two, he will not be able to die!.
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