Dimensional slime

"Well, this thing...... It's so delicious that it shiveres!!"

"How's it going? Several chefs in our guild are very good at cooking!"

"Come on, come on, don't just eat! It's only delicious to eat and drink, cheers!"

"Well, this wine is also a good thing~!"

"That's not, this is a treasure I've treasured for many years, and I am reluctant to take a sip on weekdays, that is, I will be familiar with you at first sight with Uncle Jiu, otherwise I won't be willing to take it out!"

"Why do you talk so much? Drink, if you don't get drunk today, you won't return!"

Cheers !!

..............................

After listening to Rimuru's introduction, Uncle Nine, who had just joined the guild, was dragged over by Whitebeard and others before he could digest the information in his mind, and joined the guild's carnival party unprepared.

And the ninth uncle, who has been a monk in Maoshan since he was a child and has lived a poor and simple life, has never seen such a lively scene, although his state of mind cultivation has reached the realm of pampering and humiliation, but the gap between the times still makes him inevitably shocked.

The first thing is the endless variety of delicacies in the guild, the first time he tasted such a delicious food, Uncle Nine almost didn't bite off his tongue, and after eating it, he was even more shocked to the point of speechlessness after discovering that he could still grow his cultivation.

The second is the mouth-watering wine, before drinking it, Uncle Nine still felt that he had a good amount of wine, but a glass of wine almost fell on the table, and when it finally stabilized, only three points of sobriety remained.

Originally, Uncle Jiu, who was still a little unable to let go, was drunk and under the influence of alcohol, he directly hooked up with Whitebeard and them, chatting while drinking and eating.

But Uncle Nine's wine is still quite good, even if he is drunk, he won't do anything out of the ordinary, unlike Sakata Gintoki, who doesn't know anything after getting drunk, either to flirt with girls, or on the way to flirt with girls, every time he has to be knocked out to settle down a little.

But when it comes to the person with the worst drink, if there is a union-wide vote, then the top of the list is definitely - Kobayashi!

Sakata Gintoki was drunk and at most went to flirt, while Kobayashi ...... She picks up other people's clothes directly, and she picks up clothes very targetedly, whoever wears a maid outfit will pick up someone's clothes!

Thor has been nearly stripped at least dozens of times, Rem and Ram have been attacked more than a dozen times, and the worst is Noelle, who has been stripped of nearly three digits...... Uh, well, probably three digits.

"You don't call it a maid at all! Whose maid's outfit will design shoulder armor and chest armor! You don't wear it at all, take it off for me!"

Xiao Linzheng, who was drunk, stared at him angrily, and before the other party could react, he used a fierce tiger to pounce on him, pressing the weak, pitiful, and helpless Noelle under him.

[King Chuhurl, who was slapped to death by Noelle's sword: "Weak, who is weak?"]

[Benoel's two swords shattered the relics heavy machine: "Poor, who is pitiful?"]

[Benoel killed the Fatui with three swords: "Helpless?

Noelle wanted to cry without tears: "Sister Xiaolin, it's been 5 times this month...... Leave me alone!(T^T)"

In the face of the tearful Noelle, I believe that 99.99% of people will not bear to hurt her, but it is a pity that the trick of pretending to be pitiful is completely ineffective for Xiao Lin in a drunken state!

"Take it off for me!(▼ヘ▼)"

Xiao Lin looked at his appearance and knew that he didn't listen to it at all, and without saying a word, he reached out and wanted to pick up Noelle's maid outfit, seeing that the situation was precarious, everyone hurriedly stepped forward to stop Xiao Lin, and they were about to forcibly drag Xiao Lin back.

Mei Pulu gritted her teeth: "Xiaolin-chan, how deep are you obsessed with maid costumes!"

Asuna reminded: "Press the skirt, press the skirt, the fat times are about to be revealed!"

Thor had no choice but to hug Xiao Lin's waist and drag it back: "Really, Xiao Lin, don't pick up girls' clothes casually......! You should have picked my clothes!Grievance~"

Everyone: ".................."

Everyone worked together to drag Xiao Lin back, but I don't know what the situation is, Xiao Lin in a drunken state is like turning on Wushuang and adding a full buff, and he is forced to stalemate with everyone by himself, and seven or eight giant girls can't shake him or her, this kind of power is simply terrifying!!

"Hey......"

Limulu stroked his forehead with a headache and sighed: "Really, if you can't drink, drink less! It's not that I don't know what kind of virtue I have when I'm drunk, and I'm going to sit at the child's table next time I have a party!"

"Kangna-chan, was Sister Kobayashi really an ordinary person before?"

Ania looked at Kobayashi, who was still not defeated by one enemy and eight, and couldn't help but suspect the true race of the other party.

"How can Sister Xiaolin be an ordinary person?"

Yanzhu spread out her little hands and complained: "Who in an ordinary family can raise dragons? And there are two of them, are you right? Kangna-chan~"

As soon as Yanzhu fell, she hugged Connor and rubbed the other party's face, and at the same time did not forget to stuff a small cake into Connor's mouth, so that the other party only cared about eating and completely lost the power to resist.

The party lasted until midnight, and many of them fell asleep on the beach unconscious, but Rimuru split up and dragged everyone back to the union.

———— the dividing line of all evils————

"Uh, where am I?"

The next morning, Uncle Jiu, who woke up, opened his eyes and saw a completely unfamiliar ceiling, and Uncle Jiu, who didn't react, almost thought that he had been kidnapped by the fourth, and just got up and remembered the bizarre experience that happened yesterday.

"So I'm just getting drunk?"

Uncle Nine rubbed his temples and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "I was really greedy yesterday, I have to pay attention next time, it's a shame to do this kind of thing!"

As a monk, although Maoshan does not have as many precepts as Buddhism, he also has the four precepts of [not wrong, do not lie, do not be evil, and do not act rashly], and drank so much yesterday night, the ghost knows if he said anything big at that time, if this matter is known by the elders of the sect, even if he is forty or fifty years old, he will definitely not be able to escape being scolded.

Uncle Nine warned himself in his heart that he had to pay attention to drinking in the future, and the guild's alcohol was too big, obviously it was no problem to drink a few catties of other wine, but he was drunk and unconscious after only a few glasses of the guild's wine, and he really had to pay attention to it next time.

When he put on his shoes and opened the door, Uncle Jiu, who had just walked out of the room, was shocked by the prosperity in front of him again.

"Is this the headquarters of the union? Really...... Prosperous. "

Uncle Nine was full of emotion in his heart, with his current vision, he actually couldn't see the reality of most things, but just a small part of what he could see clearly now was already a prosperity that Uncle Nine once dared not imagine.

The green plants placed on both sides of the road alone contain more than 10 times stronger aura than the magic weapon of Maoshan that he once saw, if he uses it to make a magic weapon and use it, Uncle Nine feels that he can single-handedly pick up 100 zombies!

"But I probably don't need any of them. "

Uncle Nine smiled and shook his head, feeling the mana cultivation in his body, which had more than ten times increased compared to when he first came yesterday, according to his original cultivation of more than 30 years, his current cultivation was at least 300 years!!

It is no exaggeration to say that even if a hundred-year-old veteran suddenly pops up now, Uncle Nine can grab the other party's head and press it back into the coffin, and even Uncle Jiu, the thousand-year-old zombie king, dares to take a peach wood sword and stab the other party twice...... Of course, he can only stab twice, and if he stabs the third time, there is a high probability that he will not have a chance to stab out.

"Uncle Nine, how are you feeling now?"

Rimuru suddenly appeared in front of Uncle Jiu, and his elusive figure startled Uncle Jiu, who was in a state of pride.

"Whew...... Scared me. "

Uncle Nine patted his chest in shock, and said helplessly: "Limulu, can you not suddenly appear next time? If you scare me like this, I will have to reduce my life expectancy by at least three months." "

"Hey, hey, hey......"

Rimuru sticks out her little tongue, isn't it basic to be scary as an evil Slai?

"Uncle Nine, I've already made breakfast, if you're hungry, you can go to the cafeteria to eat. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Oh?"

Uncle Nine couldn't help but be surprised, and looked at Rimuru in surprise: "Do you still want to cook as the president?"

"Well, there's no one who says the president can't cook, right?"

Limulu shrugged with a smile, waved his little hand and explained: "And Uncle Nine, you don't know when you come out of the guild, it's just my part-time job to grow or something, and my job is actually a mascot!"

"My main job is actually to give people a lucky buff, and if I talk about part-time jobs, ......"

Rimuru pursed her lips and thought, "The president is not the first, but only my second part-time, if the first part-time job...... Well, it should be the cook. "

"Forehead ......"

The corners of Uncle Jiu's eyes twitched slightly, as a newcomer, he had not yet practiced and comprehended freely, and it was very easy to complain, and he didn't know what to say in the face of so many slots.

"Hahaha......"

Rimulu couldn't help laughing, but as the president, he still had to save some face for Uncle Nine, so he stopped after a few laughs, coughed lightly and greeted him: "Let's go Uncle Nine, I'll take you to the cafeteria, I made eight-treasure porridge this morning, and it should taste very good for your stomach." "

"Thank you. "

Uncle Nine nodded and followed Rimuru to the cafeteria, and soon came to the cafeteria, and at this time, the cafeteria was already overcrowded, and all I saw were groups of foodies who were working hard.

When Milim saw Rimuru, she immediately stood up and waved her little hand: "Best friend...... Ahh......hh We're here!"

"Here we go!"

Limulu took Uncle Nine to the side and sat down, and served the rice in less than half a minute after ordering the Ram sauce.

"It's delicious~"

Uncle Nine drank the eight-treasure porridge deliciously, and then paired it with a refreshing cucumber, although it looks simple on the surface, but the taste is not worse than others, and the combination is better for Uncle Jiu.

"Uncle Nine, ahhhh......h

Miriam ate her big chicken leg and asked curiously, "What do you usually do?"

"Oh, there's nothing specific about that. "

Uncle Nine swallowed the eight-treasure porridge in his mouth and replied: "It depends on what other people need, most of them are the dead people who take the work for nothing, and then they help others exorcise evil spirits, tell fortunes, and then help others move their graves...... Grave relocation?

Uncle Nine suddenly slapped his forehead and said in distress: "Oh no, I'm sorry, I have to help Master Ren and his family move the grave today! "

"Master Ren?!(0Д0)?!"

Limulu was slightly stunned, and couldn't help but ask Uncle Jiu: "Is the Master Ren you said called Ren Fa!"

Uncle Nine tilted his head suspiciously: "Limulu, how do you know him?"

"Well...... this"

The corners of Rimuru's mouth rose slightly, and Miriam, Mepru, and Elysia, who were sitting next to her, all came together.

"Uncle Nine, take us over to play and we'll tell you zero!".