Dimensional slime

"I'm sorry, young man!"

"I really couldn't help it, the clothes you were wearing at that time were even more sassy than the hundred-year-old fox demon I met the year before last, and my duty as a Taoist priest is to subdue demons and eliminate demons, so I instinctively stabbed the sword at that time!"

"You weren't hurt just now, were you, but to be honest, you're pretty strong, and you're okay if I stab you with my copper coin sword...... Have you practiced family boxing for a few years?"

..............................

Rimuru stared at his big watery eyes, looked at the old man who was comforting Dagu, and almost wrote the 4 big words of disbelief on his face.

She really didn't expect that she would have left the novice stage and advanced to a full-level boss a long time ago, but she still couldn't escape the sanction of the novice village chief after all.

And speaking of which, I believe many people have guessed the identity of the newcomer.

That's right, the other party is the well-known novice village head, the character with the most appearances in the chat group series of novels, and the Maoshan Taoist who is tied with [Flowing Water Chat Group, Iron Stark] - Lin Jiu, Lin Fengjiao!

"This little immortal elder, is there something wrong with the poor Dao? Why do you look at me like this?"

Uncle Jiu's face was full of question marks, he looked down at the gray linen clothes on his body, and then looked at the colorful fashions of other people, he really felt a little out of place.

"I'm sorry, but the poor road has no long things, and even if he does things, he doesn't have a few taels of silver. "

Uncle Nine said apologetically: "Although there are two passable robes, they suddenly didn't have time to change when they came, and I hope that you immortal elders will not be surprised." "

"That's not what I meant!"

Seeing that Uncle Nine had misunderstood, Limulu hurriedly waved his hand and explained, "I'm just surprised that it will be Uncle Nine who will join the guild this time, after all, you are very famous in our world. "

"What?I'm famous?!(0Д0)?!"

Uncle Nine pointed at himself with a stunned expression, and the question mark on his head not only did not decrease, but became more.

As soon as he arrived at the guild, he had already discovered that this place was extraordinary, not to mention other aspects, the richness of the aura alone was already beyond the scope of his cognition, even if he had the fortune to enter the blessed land cave of Maoshan once, the intensity of the aura in it was less than one ten-thousandth of that here!

In just this short period of kung fu, he has not yet run the exercises, just a simple breath has made the spiritual power in the body increase several times, which is worthy of his more than ten years of hard work, although Limulu has already said that 260 is not the fairy world, but where there is such an effect, who believes that it is not the fairy world?

Anyway, he was the first to believe it.

At this time, the little immortal in front of him actually said that he was very famous in the fairy world, and he and the star chasers worked hard to see the idol of their dreams, but before they could ask for an autograph, the idol grabbed your hand with a look of adoration and said: "You are finally here! I am your loyal fan!"

Uncle Nine is in such a mood now, and the complexity is far more than that of ordinary fans......

"When did I become so famous?"

"I don't think I've done anything big, have I?"

"But why am I so famous?"

"Did I save the world by incarnating as a sword fairy when I was sleeping?"

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The questions that kept popping up made a mess of Uncle Nine's heart, and Limuru hurriedly continued to explain when she saw this, and after a lot of explanations, Uncle Nine finally slowly understood what kind of existence the dimensional guild was.

Buddhism has the concept of "Three Thousand Worlds", while Taoism corresponds to the concepts of "Nine Heavens" and "Thirty-six Heavens", and there are certain innate advantages in understanding, at least there is no need for Rimuru to talk about the concept of the world from the basics.

At the same time that Limulu was explaining the "Basic Manual of the Dimensional Guild" to Uncle Nine, the members of the trade union who knew that Uncle Nine had joined also gathered curiously, but everyone did not come forward to bother rashly.

"Listening to Sister Lin Ai, the new old man seems to be a Taoist!"

Little Klee was lying on the beach like a cat, staring at Uncle Nine with a vigilant face, as if the other party was about to do something bad.

Xiao Lizhi couldn't help frowning when she heard this: "Is it actually a Taoist priest?

"That...... Why is it so bad?"

Ania tilted her little head, which was not very smart, and didn't understand why the friends were so nervous, could it be that there was something special about becoming a Taoist?

"I know!"

Kangna-chan raised his little hand and explained to Aniah: "The Taoist priests in those movies, what they like to do the most is to take what talismans, what peach wood swords, copper coin swords, and fight little zombies, it's terrifying!"

"What's so scary about fighting zombies?(00)?"

A question mark popped up in Aniah's not-so-smart little head, but she quickly reacted and looked at Qiqi next to her in horror: "Qiqi, you seem to be a zombie, right? That means that the old man is going to fight Qiqi!"

"I'm supposed to be a zombie...... Right?"

Qiqi scratched his head uncertainly, and then drooped his little head and said, "That means that grandpa is likely to hit me, right?"

"He's a bad guy, he actually wants to bully Sister Qiqi!"

Xiao Quan (Quan Wang) puffed out his cheeks and glared at Uncle Jiu fiercely, eager to throw out a move to completely erase Uncle Jiu now, no one can bully the lovely Sister Qiqi!

Although Qiqi is indeed a little zombie, our Qiqi is cute and cute and well-behaved, not to mention bloodsucking, even Mao Xuewang doesn't eat, and only drinks coconut milk, and every time he will give everyone ice cream to eat, who doesn't like Qiqi from top to bottom in the whole guild?

Even Sister Beatrice, who is known as the most poisonous tongue in the guild, has never said anything bad!

However, this new old man turned out to be a Taoist priest who specializes in fighting little zombies, and when he knows that Qiqi is a zombie, he will definitely bully Qiqida!

"It's decided!"

Klee raised her little hand with a firm gaze: "We have to protect Qiqi and never let the new old man hurt Qiqi!"

"Protect Qiqi!"

"Protect Qiqi!"

All the little ones only looked at each other and nodded in unison, and at this moment, they raised their little hands with the same hatred, and stared at Uncle Nine on the beach with an unkind face.

..............................

At the same time, just when the little ones were discussing how to protect Qiqi and deal with the evil Ninth Uncle, the Great Gu team members were facing the darkest moment of their lives, and the reason was that the transformation just now was too amazing!

"Gollum-la-la-la-la-......"

Uncle Whitebeard leaned back with a smile, and couldn't help patting his thigh and said, "Da Gu boy, I didn't expect you to really dare to transform, I thought you were joking, but don't say it, what you look like after transformation...... It's pretty good, coo-la!!"

"It's not just pretty!"

Roger put his arm around Da Gu's shoulders and laughed: "It's also the Demon Fairy Queen, Kapuna Lao Deng can blind his eyes at a glance after transforming, you transform...... What does that Dao chief say? It's even more sassy than a hundred-year-old fox demon."

The pillar couldn't help pinching his nose and echoed: "You're so sassy~"

"Click......"

Da Gu's tears overflowed from the corners of his eyes, and even the wine glass in his hand was pinched out of the crack under extreme grief and anger, and everyone couldn't help but be stunned for a second when they saw this, and then ...... Laugh even more presumptuously!

"I said Big Brother. "

Sakata Gintoki groped his chin, lest the world be chaotic and said: "Why don't you try to drink Nianghua Spring next time and then transform yourself? Maybe you can become the new image of our union!" (Read the violent novel, go to the Feilu novel network!)

"What?!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone instantly became excited, not to mention (ahfg) Tony, Saitama and other fun people, even Sinan, Team America, and Grandpa Kiri, all poked their heads out, and even [I don't hear anything outside the window, and I just want to eat coffee pudding] Saiki Nanxiong couldn't help but cast an expectant gaze.

"Then again......"

Madara Ye looked at Da Gu Dao with a little excitement: "If Da Gu transforms into Tiga after drinking the Nianghua Spring, then Ultraman Tiga...... Will it become like the Mother of Ultra?"

Madara's eyes are getting brighter and brighter, and in the end, they are comparable to a 500-watt big light bulb, and the corners of his mouth are also outlining a perverted smile that is not quite normal.

"Hiss......"

Everyone gasped for a moment, although they knew that there were many perverts in the union, but they still never expected that Madara's XP had been perverted to such a point, but ......

Everyone: "Why do you feel a little excited!~(▽)/~"

"You've got enough for me!(▼Dish▼)"

If it weren't for the fact that the floor of the guild was too hard, he would have dug a pit with a shovel and buried himself in it and never came out!!

Obviously, Karp's predecessor transformed into a demon fairy queen who could blind everyone just by looking at it, but his own transformation was not only not lethal, but he was also said to be a ...... It's too much to be more sassy than a hundred-year-old fox demon!

Although his elbows are not as thick as his thighs, he is also a man with eight-pack abs, so he should be ashamed of himself......

Da Gu sobbed silently, and at the same time, his resentment towards a certain anti-entropy alliance leader became stronger and stronger, since he became the queen of the demon fairy and did not achieve results, then next time, don't blame him for directly broadcasting Uncle Karp's video, and then everyone will not want to live!!

"I see, the heavens and all the worlds...... Oh, there's such an amazing place. "

After listening to Rimulu's introduction, Uncle Jiu's heart was full of emotion for a while.

He originally thought that this was the legendary fairy world, but he didn't expect that this place was even more powerful than the legendary fairy world, and he could go to thousands of worlds at will, guarding the peace and stability of countless worlds.

In addition, Uncle Nine also searched for a lot of long-lost divine channel methods in the system interface, and even legendary spells such as "Thirty-six Tiangang" and "Seventy-two Earth Demons" are impressively listed, and if you want to learn it, you don't need to pay any price at all?!

What kind of immortal treasure is this!!

Uncle Nine felt that he must have saved the world in his previous life, otherwise how could He De join such a union, but ......

Uncle Nine asked solemnly, "...... President Rimuru?"

Limulu waved his hand: "It's okay to call me Limulu, you don't need to deliberately add the word president, everyone calls me that." "

"Hehehe......"

Uncle Nine couldn't help but hehe, his nervous heart relaxed a lot again, and after a little hesitation, he asked, "I just want to ask, why do those children look at me like this?"

The small movements of Klee and the others have long been discovered by Uncle Jiu, not how sensitive Uncle Jiu's senses are, but the movements of several little guys are too obvious, even a blind person can see the problem, and the dumb person has to call twice.

"Well~"

Rimuru couldn't help but laugh when she looked at the few little ones, and could guess with her toes why they were like this, shook her head lightly and said with a smile: "I'm sorry Uncle Nine, Klee and they should be worried that you will bully Qiqi." "

"Who is bullying Qiqi?"

Uncle Nine looked confused, although he looked a little serious, but he didn't look like a bad person, right?

Rimuru explained, "Seven-Seven is our guild's pet and a little zombie...... Not exactly, though. "

Although Qiqi is a baby zombie, she is completely different from the zombies in traditional Taoism, where others are born out of resentment, while Qiqi is resurrected by the Liyue Immortals after death.

"Zombies?!"

Uncle Nine instantly understood, he didn't expect that the guild would still have a little zombie, no wonder those little guys would look at themselves like this, it turned out that they were afraid that they would kill demons.

However, Uncle Nine is not a pedantic person, since the union will raise each other, then the little zombie named Qiqi will definitely not be an evil thing.

"But Uncle Nine, I'll tell you first~"

Rimuru leaned over and said, "Although I believe that Uncle Nine you won't bully Qiqi, if you really bully her, you will be beaten by many people in the guild!"

"Oh?"

Uncle Nine raised his eyebrows, and couldn't help but ask curiously, "Then who will beat me?"

"Well, not much. "

Rimuru said casually, and then conjured a branch in Uncle Nine's puzzled gaze, picked up the branch and drew a circle on the beach at Uncle Nine's feet.

Uncle Nine was puzzled: "What does this mean? Could it be that the legendary painting of the ground is a prison?"

"It's not. "

Rimuru shook her head: "I just want to say it more vividly, the people who will beat you up are probably everyone outside the circle...... Well, including me. "

Uncle Nine: "........................"

Good guy, Uncle Nine finally understands the weight of the group pet, even if he calls all the dozens of generations of ancestors in Maoshan over, he will only be beaten on the ground!

[Maoshan Patriarch Group: "What? Lin Jiu, I don't know! I don't know it at all!"].