Naturally, you should not be impatient when fishing for Kaizi. Only by pushing twice and pulling once can you truly catch Kaizi.
Therefore, after Green Tea Chumeng got WeChat, it suspended its activities.
Ye Xuan also continued to run errands
……
This time, Ye Xuan drove a Bentley and went to run errands.
At this time, a middle-aged woman was looking for"prey" on the street.
This woman is a professional liar, deceiving and abducting, and doing all kinds of evil.
As long as you see the money, you can act like a fool, and you can use almost any trick.
What she is best at is blackmail!
There was once a rich man who was blackmailed by her to the point of collapse. Three or four things happened, which cost her millions and caused the rich man to move.
She is nicknamed"Aunt Zhang"!
Today, Aunt Zhang feels very good and is secretly happy.
"I have a hunch that I will make a fortune today!"
Aunt Zhang quickly spotted a woman.
This woman was holding the latest Ai Crazy 11, the highest version of mobile phone. She looked down at the video while walking and laughed.
Seeing Cai's interest, Aunt Zhang secretly followed. Vala (female)! Mode, on!
Aunt Zhang has done this kind of trickery all the time. She has never been caught. As expected, the woman was fascinated by her mobile phone and didn’t notice at all.
When she arrived at a stall, the weather was hot , the woman wanted to buy some water.
She put her mobile phone in her pocket and bent down to pick up a bottle of water.
Seeing that the time was right, Aunt Zhang sneakily put her hand into the woman's pocket, preparing to perform a magic trick! At that time, Ye Xuan was doing errands and gave a box of bananas to an old woman.
The old woman was grateful and thought the young man was very good, so she forced herself to give Ye Xuan two bananas. Ye Xuan happened to want to eat them, so he ate the bananas while walking. Turned around and came back.
Far away, he saw a middle-aged woman stealing a beautiful woman’s mobile phone.
Ye Xuan:"··"
These days, there are still people stealing things on the street?
Don’t you understand the depth of water in the imperial capital?
Ye Xuan smiled faintly and threw it away.
The banana peel was thrown behind Aunt Zhang with great precision.
Aunt Zhang, a middle-aged woman, successfully stole the mobile phone and smiled secretly.~~
"I really got lucky today! Let's go!"
As soon as she turned around, she was about to run away.
(=3=3=3!
Who would have thought~~
As soon as Aunt Zhang turned around, she stepped on the banana peel thrown by Ye Xuan!
Whoosh~~
The mobile phone that Aunt Zhang had just stolen flew up instantly.
His feet slipped and he lost control. Hey, hey, hey, he couldn't help himself and flew forward.
The beauty heard Aunt Zhang's scream:"???"
Look back.
The mobile phone fell from the sky and landed in the hand of the beautiful woman. boom!
Stealing. Guevara Aunt Zhang, the banana peel thrown by Ye Xuan, couldn't control how much it was thrown, and directly knocked it on the glass of a car parked on the roadside!
Aunt Zhang is dizzy
(╥╯^╰╥)!
Tragic!
Why is it so tragic?
It's not over yet.
Beauty is furious
"Okay, you actually stole my phone?"
The beauty went up and gave Aunt Zhang a slap.
Bang!
Aunt Zhang was slapped again and fell against the car window.
There was a big mouth mark on her face~~
Who would have expected that Aunt Zhang was beaten, not only was she not angry, Instead, she laughed sinisterly.
The beauty was startled.
Let me go, what happened to this old woman?
Could it be that she is mentally ill?
The beauty was so frightened that she did not dare to hold Aunt Zhang responsible. She just took the phone and turned away..Why did Aunt Zhang giggle?
Because~~ She saw through the dark window glass that there was a man's bag on the passenger seat of the car. A bunch of men's bags were scattered around···Hundred dollar bills!
It's tens of thousands of yuan.
If you don't look carefully, you will never see this thing.
Aunt Zhang secretly rejoiced and thought:"Today, it's really my turn to get rich! Hehe!"
"Although the phone was not stolen and I was slapped by the woman, I unexpectedly discovered that there was more than 10,000 yuan in cash in the car!"
"Today is my good day!"
Aunt Zhang touched her swollen face, looked around, saw the dog Chongchong, took out a bunch of master keys from her pocket, and started···
Pick the lock!
Yes, she planned to steal the cash from the car.
Behind him, Ye Xuan was eating his second banana:"···"
Damn it!
Are you going to break into my car now?
How can I bear this?
See if I don’t cheat you to death!
After eating the banana, Ye Xuan secretly rubbed the banana peel and threw it to the front. He walked up to Aunt Zhang who was busy and patted her gently.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
Aunt Zhang was so frightened that she jumped up!
"Oh my god!"
Aunt Zhang thought she had been caught, and was so frightened that she turned around and saw that it was Ye Xuan.~~
"You're scared to death!
Aunt Zhang had veins popping out on her forehead and complained:"What are you doing?" Ye
Xuan's eyes turned and he smiled slightly:"Auntie, I see you are surrounding this car, as if you are very anxious and embarrassed. Are you unable to open your car?" Aunt Zhang felt guilty and wanted to run away, but when she saw Ye Xuan wearing the orange uniform of an errand boy and heard Ye Xuan's"considerate" excuse for her, her eyes lit up:"Oh, oh, Yes, haha, yes, that’s right! I was in a hurry when I went out today and took the wrong key. I took it instead of my husband's car key. But my husband left me here and ran to a very far place. For a while, I couldn't find him and couldn't get the car keys back. I have something urgent to do, what should I do? I'm so anxious!"
Aunt Zhang thought to herself: This guy, wearing an orange errand uniform, must be an errand boy. Well, this car is a Bentley! There are millions of cars, it must have nothing to do with this guy.O(∩_∩)Ohaha~
When Ye Xuan heard Aunt Zhang complaining about"I don't have the key", his eyes flashed and he smiled and said:"So that's it, auntie. Don't worry, what do I do? I'm the all-purpose errand boy!" I have a way to open the car door for you!"
"real?"
Aunt Zhang's eyes lit up!
This is really a blessing from heaven!
She was staring at the hundred-dollar bills in this car with great greed, but she couldn't open the door. Unexpectedly, she met this enthusiastic errand boy, and Is there a way to open the car door?
Aunt Zhang was overjoyed:"Okay, I'll place an order for you!" You open the door for me immediately! hurry up! How much?
Ye Xuan looked embarrassed:"This Bentley car is really difficult to drive." There are millions of luxury cars, and the anti-theft systems are very powerful. I also have to go through some trouble. I think so, 2000!"
He raised a finger!
Aunt Zhang was shocked
(`Д)!! fly into a rage
"2000? 2000 to open a car door? Are you crazy? Why don't you go grab the money? too expensive! When Ye
Xuan heard this, he turned around and left, saying,"Then you can find someone else." goodbye!"
"Don't, don't, don't!"
Aunt Zhang looked at the crocodile leather handbag on the passenger seat of the Bentley and tens of thousands of dollars in banknotes. Greed flashed in her eyes. She cruelly collected all the money she had and said,"This is 2,000 yuan.! for you! Open the door for me now! hurry up! If they come back too late, it will be too late."
Ye Xuan looked confused:"???"
Aunt Zhang hurriedly covered it up:"Haha, I mean, my car is parked here, which is a bit illegal."
Aunt Zhang hurriedly found an excuse to cover up her panic:"I am a co-police who is afraid of being fined. If I come here, If you see it, leave me a note and deduct points before it's too late."
Ye Xuan suddenly realized:"Oh."
With an"I see" expression on his face, he walked back, took Aunt Zhang's 2,000 and put it in his pocket.
Aunt Zhang urged impatiently:"Hurry! Open the door quickly?"
Ye Xuanshen said mysteriously:"Now is the time to witness the miracle!"
He took out a
Bentley key from his pocket.
Then.
I flicked the switch.
Didi.
Bentley's cool headlights turn on instantly!
The entire car body, with its streamlined shape, lights up.
Car door, open.
Aunt Zhang, shocked
(`Д)!!~~
Ye Xuan smiled at Aunt Zhang, sat down in the driver's seat of the car, closed the door, and rolled down the window:"How is it? My master key, isn't it awesome?"
Aunt Zhang looked excited and rubbed her hands. He said with joy,"I didn't expect you to be such an errand boy! You opened the door of the Bentley so quickly? Come down! Come down quickly, I want to get in the car!"
Ye Xuan said to Aunt Zhang with a smile on his face:" By the way, you haven't given me a five-star review yet. I'm so nimble, why don't you give me a five-star review?"
Aunt Zhang said, nodded repeatedly, and hurriedly gave Ye Xuan a five-star review:"Yes!"
Ye Xuan With a smile on his face:"Thank you!"
Then~~ the car window slowly rose. motor, start
"ah? Hey?
Aunt Zhang patted the window of the Bentley and said anxiously:"Get off quickly!" This is my car! Why did you just drive away? I want to call the police! Call the police!"
Ye Xuan said contemptuously to Aunt Zhang:"You're a bastard! This is obviously my car! Did you call the police?! Call the police! Do you have the guts to call the police?"
Ye Xuan hit the acceleratorYiqi Juechen, leave you!
Aunt Zhang is anxious
"I'm going~" I almost lost my mind!
Is this errand boy really the owner of this Bentley?
I've made a mistake!
Damn!
The key is~~
My 2,000 yuan ahhhhhhhhhhhh! I can't steal it but I can't lose it. A handful of rice!
I wanted to loot the Bentley's handbag and more than 10,000 yuan in cash, but I didn't expect that the owner of the car came back and pretended to be an errand boy and defrauded me of 1,000 yuan!
What should I do?
"You, you liar! Aunt Zhang was so angry that her lungs were about to explode. She chased after her like crazy:"Give me back the 2,000 yuan!" You cheated me of 2,000 yuan!"
In the wind, only Ye Xuan's proud laughter was left.
"If you have the ability, go call the police! Go sue me!"
Aunt Zhang was running in such a hurry that one of her shoes flew out.
Then it was even worse behind.
Ye Xuan threw a banana peel in advance and placed it not far from Aunt Zhang's feet.
Aunt Zhang had been here before He opened the door to steal the money without even noticing.
At this time,
Aunt Zhang stepped on the banana peel.~~
"Hey hey hey~~"
Aunt Zhang stepped on the banana peel and slid out far, far away~~
Bang.
Aunt Zhang hit the telephone pole hard.
One minute, not moving.
Slowly slipped.
Collapsed to the ground.
Twitching of limbs.
Foaming at the mouth.
Rolled his eyes.
Even so, Aunt Zhang was still full of resentment, muttering:"You liar, you give me back 2,000 yuan, you pay me back the money~~ I was defrauded of my money!"
One day passed.
Ye Xuan drove the Bentley again and ran errands everywhere.
I can't help it, the recent errand orders are all very strange.
【I'm located on the Badaling Great Wall. Send me a can of Red Bull!】
【Our company is located in the Daxing Yizhuang Development Zone of the South Sixth Ring Road. I went out in the morning and left a document at home. My home is in the villa area of the North Sixth Ring Road! Get it for me!】
【My family lives in Pingyuan Province, and my children go to school in the Eastern District. Something's wrong now and I can't go to school to pick up my baby. Can you help me pick her up? send home? The drive only takes more than an hour. 】
Ye Xuan:"···"
Damn it!
Thanks to me, I have a car, and more than one. Otherwise, why wouldn’t I be run to death by you guys?
Ye Xuan completed an order, parked the car on the side of the road, and took a rest.
Little did he know that a pair of eyes full of hatred were staring at him secretly.
Aunt Zhang!
"this is not~"
"Did you cheat on my Bentley owner yesterday?"
———————— ps: Today is the 55th update holiday. The author is here to support YW’s update holiday. YW’s black-hearted contract is disgusting!
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