And all around, the boys saw a goddess like Su Qianqian and found an errand boy!
Oh My God!
I suddenly became interested.
One of the men in plaid shirts looked at himself:"I am also a supervisor-level leader of the company. Although I am a junior leader, my income is 20,000 less? She should be better than a runner! Maybe I can chase this girl."
Another man also thought the same way:"Although I have just graduated from college, my income is more than 10,000 yuan, and I am also a white-collar worker in the office. I am much better than an errand boy. I can also chase this beauty."
So one by one the bolder boys stood up Got up and walked towards Su Qianqian
"Hello beauty, can I have your WeChat ID?"
"Hello beauty, you and I hit it off like old friends, can we make friends?"
For a time, seven or eight boys gathered around Su Qianqian!
Su Qianqian:"……"
Confused.
At this moment,
Ye Xuan had already walked up to Su Qianqian with a snakeskin bag and flip-flops.
"Hi, baby~"
"Ah~~Husband, why are you here?"
"Haha, I just saw you. Anyway, I came here when I was bored."
Su Qianqian happily introduced Ye Xuan to her three best friends.
The three best friends were looking at Ye Xuan up and down (wearing a mask).
First glance: Yeah, handsome!
Second glance: Yeah~~ (disgusted) ), the clothes are so shabby.
The third glance: I’m so happy, I didn’t expect Su Qianqian to have such a low-life boyfriend.
I was happy to see you doing well·jpg!!
At this moment, Ye Xuan took out a few wads of money directly from the snakeskin bag.
"Qianqian, you don’t have any money, right? My husband will give you some money and treat your bestie to something delicious." duang~~~
Ten wads of money totaling 100,000 were placed in front of Su Qianqian.
Damn it!!
Girlfriends:"……"
Boys:"……"
Guests at nearby cafes:"……"
Best friend No. 1 couldn't help but get curious:"Handsome guy, what do you do?"
Ye Xuan said shyly:"I am a rent collector."
Damn it!
He turned out to be a rent collector!
Awesome, awesome!
Now everyone looked at Ye Xuan differently.
And best friends No. 1 and No. 2 are jealous and jealous.
Best friend No. 3 Zhao Qingqing suddenly became more enthusiastic:"Handsome guy, I'm getting married the day after tomorrow, and Qianqian will come over then, so you should come too."
Ye Xuan is a freelancer, and there is nothing he doesn't have time for.
"no problem. thank you for your invitation"
"Then you are welcome to come... By the way, can I ask Su Qianqian to be my bridesmaid?"
"Bridesmaid? Sorry, no!"Ye Xuan shook his head and refused directly.
What a joke.
Ye Xuan will never let his girlfriend be the bridesmaid!
"Baby, I'm going back first, you continue chatting with your friend"
"Goodbye, husband!!"Su Qianqian said with a smile.
Ye Xuan waved, dragged his flip-flops, and turned around to leave.
After Ye Xuan left, the three best friends looked at Su Qianqian.
"Is your boyfriend really a rent collector?"
……
……
The next day, Ye Xuan continued to run errands.
Ye Xuan received another strange order.
This time the request is [I spent the night with my colleague Zhang Xiaoman last night. She took the hotel room card early in the morning. The hotel will deduct 100 and give you 20. Go find Zhang Xiaoman and get the room card back. 】
Ye Xuan:"→_→!"
What kind of memory is this?
Ye Xuan rode straight to the customer according to the navigation location attached to the order.
On a restaurant street.
After searching left and right... with great difficulty, I finally saw in the photo that the customer Zhang Xiaoman was sitting and drinking tea with a man.
Ye Xuan ran over
"Zhang Xiaoman?"
Zhang Xiaoman's first impression when she saw Ye Xuan was -
Oh my god, he's so handsome!
How could such a handsome man take the initiative to look for me?
I'm so shy and sorry.
"excuse me……"
Ye Xuan got straight to the point and said,"That's it. You left too early in the morning and took your hotel room card with you, so you can't check out! Now look for your room card and give it to me!"
Zhang Xiaoman Confused
"???"
Who booked a room with you? what are you saying!
The man on the side became darker as he listened.
"who is he!! He glared at Zhang Xiaoman and asked.
Zhang Xiaoman looked flustered and winked at Ye Xuan desperately, while defending:"Listen to me, I don't know this man!" Ye Xuan showed a service smile:"
Hello, are you her colleague?" He looks quite handsome. Hello!"
The man stared at the extremely handsome Ye Xuan, and in his heart ten thousand green grass and mud horses rushed past...
This handsome man is 200 times more handsome than him! His appearance is simply crushed.
He heard Ye Xuan say again Topics such as"room card","last night" and"hotel" gradually turned green on my head.···
He was furious and stood up suddenly:"What colleague? I am her husband! What room key? Didn't you go to see your best friend yesterday? Who is he?"
Ye Xuan then realized...
I wipe it.
No wonder Zhang Xiaoman was winking at me just now.
Feelings are···
I accidentally misunderstood!
The man pointed at Ye Xuan and said to Zhang Xiaoman:"Tell me clearly, who is he?"
Zhang Xiaoman panicked:"I don't know, I really don't know him."
"hehe··"
The man sneered:"Early in the morning, a man came to you and asked for your hotel room key? You don't know him yet?"
"I really don't know him···"
Zhang Xiaoman almost cried!
Ye Xuan quickly explained:"It's a mistake, it's a mistake, I'm running errands! Your best friend asked me to find you to get the room card! Weren't you two together yesterday?"
"Are you an errand boy? Zhang Xiaoman breathed a sigh of relief and rolled his eyes angrily:"Okay, I'll look for it for you!""
"hey-hey··"
Ye Xuan smiled faintly
"Errand boy? Haha, you still want to lie to me!"Her husband was full of distrust.
"real! Do I still have a screenshot of the order?"Ye Xuan took out his mobile phone and handed it to the man.
The man stared at the mobile phone for a while and then believed:"It turns out he is a real errand boy!
Ye Xuan:"I'm sorry, I spoke too hastily just now.""
The misunderstanding was resolved.
Ye Xuan got the room card and went back to pay the errand.
He ran to the hotel and saw a···
The man is waiting at the door of the hotel!
The man took Ye Xuan's room card and breathed a sigh of relief:"Her husband, didn't you notice?"
Ye Xuan nodded:"Don't worry. I didn't expect that he was sitting opposite Zhang Xiaoman, so I almost became suspicious. But thanks to my wit, I temporarily changed my story and said we were best friends."
"Isn't it just a few colleagues playing cards all night?
The man looked aggrieved and shrugged:"It's so sneaky!""
Ye Xuan:"!!!~~~"
Damn! God's turning point!
It’s actually a divine turn of events!
Emotions, are you playing cards this night?
Crying with laughter··· rest for an hour
……
Ye Xuan took another order
【Go on a blind date with me! 】
A handsome guy (actually 80% ugly) saw Ye Xuan and said,"I'm going on a blind date."
Ye Xuan:"→_→!"
Damn it!
Ten orders, eight blind dates!
Can you come up with something new?
But, God made a twist.
The handsome guy stared at Ye Xuan and said,"I need you, pretend to be my brother!"
Ye Xuan:? ? ?
The handsome guy coughed and said,"That's it. I went on a blind date and I'm very satisfied with the girl over there. She has good conditions and is pretty. Unfortunately, I'm afraid that others won't like me."
Ye Xuan nodded.
The handsome guy's eyes flashed:"So, I thought of a way, which is to find someone to pretend to be my brother, go on a blind date with me, and praise me!"
Ye Xuan became more energetic.
This seems very creative!
The posture is very new and I have never experienced it before!
The handsome guy was beaming with joy:"When it's done, I'll give you a big red envelope.""
"OJBK!"
Ye Xuan made a gesture.
Ran goose.
Unexpectedly, things will take a turn
"This is my information!"
The handsome guy took out a thick stack of information and handed it to Ye Xuan.
Ye Xuan was stunned.··
O((⊙﹏⊙))o.
Damn it, what is this?
"This is the information I compiled overnight! The handsome guy had a wicked look on his face and raised his eyebrows:"I compiled them all from the Internet. They are the most awesome character information.""
"The most awesome character profile?
Ye Xuan was shocked:"You?" Are you planning to press it on yourself?"
There are actually such shameless people in the world?
"right!
The young man was very happy:"I have been tidying up all night!" Didn't even sleep!"
Ye Xuan:"··"
You showed off to the girl you were dating, prepared a draft, and didn't sleep all night···
Do you dare to be more shameless?
Others' pretense is done on the spur of the moment, but you're pretentious, but you plan carefully and stay up all night!
This kind of deliberate pretender should be dragged over and beaten to death!
Ye Xuan picked up the information and flipped through a few pages. The more he read, the bigger his eyes got!
Totally shocked!
Because... in that thick stack of printed materials, how come the experience of that person who is so awesome that he explodes seems more and more similar to his own?
He was lonely since he was a child, his parents died, he grew up in an orphanage, and graduated from a prestigious school.
Deliver express delivery, pull Didi, deliver food···
But he owns luxury cars, yachts, villas, luxury watches, Nuwa Hotel, financial center building, and restaurants.···
He has countless assets and a rich net worth.
Why do the people in this profile look more and more like each other?···Myself?
Sure enough, at the end of the information, Ye Xuan saw a familiar name
"This information is compiled based on the legendary experiences of Ye Xuan and Ye Ge circulated on the Internet."
"You, you actually want to pretend to be someone named [Ye Xuan] and brag to your blind date?"
Ye Xuan was extremely shocked.
"yes. The young man said matter-of-factly:"
I've always heard that Ye Xuan is very awesome!" I took a look at some of his experiences that were posted on the Internet, spent a whole night sorting them out, and found that they were indeed awesome! Hahaha, but I don’t believe it at all! There can be such awesome people in this world!"
"What a brag! hehe··"
"How could a boy who had just left school have so many assets? Some people say that if he wasn't so low-key, he would definitely be on the Forbes Young Rich List! How can it be?"
Ye Xuan hehe: Forbes Young Rich List? Who are you scolding? I should definitely be on the Forbes Rich List! I'm still at the top!→_→
"Although I don’t believe a word of Ye Xuan’s awesome experience.
The young man said arrogantly:"However, it is undeniable that his experience is very suitable for showing off." If you are bragging, just use his template!"
Ye Xuan: I cried with laughter.···
How should I deal with idiots?
Waiting online, it’s very urgent!
"But he owns all those luxury watches, villas, and sports cars. How can you pretend to be that?"
Ye Xuan asked curiously
"Unlike those who brag, I am a rich man! Rich second generation! The young man smiled proudly:"My dad already owns a famous car, but unlike the Pagani he brags about online, my family only has a Bentley, but bragging about it for blind dates is enough.""
Ye Xuan:"···"
"I also have a Vacheron Constantin watch and a single-family villa! The young man sneered:"This Ye Xuan is qualified for me to pretend to be his experience and brag to girls, which is enough to make him proud!""
Ye Xuan:"···"
No! I'm not proud!
"Since you are so good, why did you hire me?"
Ye Xuan was surprised.
"This is just pretentious.
The young man sneered and said,"I'm always embarrassed to brag about myself, so I need you to brag about me!" You have to memorize this information, know it by heart, and then praise Ye Xuan's experience to me. Just praise me as hard as you can! Ye Xuan:"
I cried with laughter."···"
I never thought that one day I would be hired by someone to praise them with my own experience?
I, Ye Xuan, will there ever be a day when I should praise the leader of the group?
I have never seen such a shameless person!
"Anyway!
The young man said proudly:"Go and recite it quickly." After a while, she will come and you will be able to deal with it easily."
"No more carrying it. Ye
Xuan didn't need to recite his own experiences. He shrugged and said,"I have a photographic memory. I just read it again. I can't go wrong.""
"real? The young man was surprised:"
Then let me ask you a few questions?""
"Just ask!"
"Ye Xuan, how many shares do you have in LV Group? Which is the largest shareholder?"
"Ye Xuan, how many hotels do you own? Where? what name?"
Ye Xuan answered one by one, and his responses were fluent.
"Awesome, brother, half of it is right... Although there are many things wrong, it doesn't matter, as long as you can show off!"
The young man gave Ye Xuan a thumbs up.
Ye Xuan:"……"
Is that half right?
After thinking about it, I realized that everything on the Internet must be nonsense.
The two walked to the date together.
Ye Xuan always wore a mask. a while.
Here comes a beautiful girl!
She is truly a rare beauty!
93 points!
The beautiful woman was a little disenchanted and not very interested. She came, sat down, took one look at the man, and then said directly to the handsome guy:
"I was forced by my family to go on a blind date. To be honest, I don't like you very much. You're not my type!"
"The type I like is the kind of male god named Ye Xuan who is uploaded on the Internet! Ye Xuan is my idol!
The beauty stood up coldly and said,"So, we are not suitable!""
"Don't stop bro?"
When the handsome guy heard this, he became more energetic!
Damn it!
Isn't the information I prepared all night last night the information of Ye Xuan?
The experience of Brother Don't stop, isn't it Ye Xuan himself?
The content of my review is just right. This beauty tastes so good!
Did she pass this exam?
"hehe··"
When the handsome guy saw that the beauty was very cold to him, his eyes lit up and he hurriedly gave Ye Xuan a wink.
Kua Kua Group Leader, it’s your turn!
The point is, Ye Xuan!
Put Ye Xuan’s experience on my head!
"Ahem···"
Ye Xuan smiled:"I am his brother and know him very well."
When he opened his mouth, the beauty's eyes couldn't help but be attracted to him!
Wow!
What a handsome guy!
He is really handsome and has such a temperament!
Even though he is wearing a mask, he is still so handsome!
More importantly, he looks a bit like Ye Xuan!
(There are only some blurry photos of Ye Xuan on the Internet)
The beauty's eyes started to shine...
She was about to leave, but she was not in a hurry. Instead, she sat down and listened to Ye Xuan with interest.
"Okay, you say it!"
"Um."
Ye Xuan smiled slightly:"Actually,"
"actually."
The handsome guy grabbed it and boasted:"I think, as a man, you must first be a little responsible."
"(ˉ▽ ̄~)cut~~!"The beautiful woman rolled her eyes at him:"You are bragging! You are boring and superficial!"
Ye Xuan immediately praised the handsome guy:"Yes, he is not only responsible, but also very trustworthy!"
"oh? The handsome guy's eyes shone:"
Tell me more specifically, how come I am trustworthy?""
Ye Xuan said with a smile:"For example, some people like to borrow money without paying it back.···"
The beauty nodded, deeply convinced
"But he··"
Ye Xuan pointed at the man:"Don't look at how much money he owes, he will pay it back when he says it will!"
The beauty snorted and couldn't help laughing. handsome guy:"···"
Defeated by you!
Lower your head, miserable~~
Damn!
This is not in line with my Wei Guangzheng character!
He lowered his voice and said to Ye Xuan:"Didn't I tell you to praise me vigorously?"
Ye Xuan spread his hands:"Didn't I praise you just now?"
Handsome guy:"···"
Damn it!
This boast... might as well not boast!
"Young people, who hasn’t had time when money is tight?"
The handsome guy laughed so awkwardly that he couldn't even lift his head.
"but!
He was eager to pull back his impression:"But, I think the most important thing for people is to be motivated!" A motivated man is the most handsome!"
The handsome guy said, bowing to Ye Xuan under the table!
Bowing to the boss!
Please praise the boss!
But you must praise it to the point!
Don't go off topic!
This goddess is so beautiful, I really can't Flying away.
The beauty nodded,"The man who is motivated is the most handsome!" This is true.
Ye Xuan immediately started to praise the group leader mode:"That's right! He is extremely motivated!"
"Don't look at it, he hasn't graduated from junior high school yet···" handsome guy:"???"
Beauty:"???"
Ye Xuan continued to say seriously:"But! At such a young age, he has already become the deputy captain of the security team!"
The beauty couldn't help laughing.···
Handsome guy, covering his face with his hands··
(*/ω\*)!
I feel so heartbroken that I don’t want to talk anymore...
What should I do?
It's so difficult for me!
There is such a bragging group leader, who is doing all the talking on the side, praising me hard and embarrassing me, who can withstand this?
"Me, I can’t pass this level."
The handsome guy finally couldn't help it. He took out his mobile phone, opened the game, and handed it to Ye Xuan:"Help me!"
The moment he handed it over to Ye Xuan, he whispered:"Hold your words!"
Ye Xuan:"???"
Just now, didn't you ask me to be the leader of the bragging group and brag about you in all kinds of ways?
Don’t you want to establish a great and upright image in front of beautiful women?
I have been doing my best to help you praise me?
Why didn't you let me speak all of a sudden?
Don't know why?
"Me, I go to the bathroom···"
The handsome guy retreated in defeat and ran to the bathroom, washed his face and calmed down.
Damn it!
You know the errand boy is unreliable!
If I want to brag, I’d better do it myself!
Face?
No more!
In order to win the beautiful woman, fight hard!
"Ho ho ho!"
It's time to use the last trick!
Pretend, Ye, Xuan!
"I have a showdown! I won't play anymore!"
As soon as the handsome guy came back, he said directly to the beauty.
Beauty:"???"
"actually··"
The handsome guy took a deep breath and said,"I really shouldn't have lied to you" with an expression on his face:"I am - Ye Xuan!"
Pfft~~~
"What?"
The beauty and Ye Xuan said in unison.
Their faces were confused.
"how? Your brother doesn’t know your name is Ye Xuan?"
The beauty pointed at Ye Xuan with a strange look on her face.
The handsome guy glared at Ye Xuan fiercely and whispered:"Be careful if I give you a bad review! Ye
Xuan chuckled, but said with a look of realization:"Why are you telling the truth?" Really! Didn't you agree to keep a low profile and tell her last?"
The handsome guy secretly gave Ye Xuan a thumbs up.
Awesome!
You made it all right!!
The handsome guy had a painful expression of"I'm sorry, my strength does not allow me to keep a low profile", and said to the beauty:"At first, I planned to You hide the fact that I am Ye Xuan. In fact, I am very afraid of blind dates. Every time I go on a blind date,……"
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