Showdown, I am the koi of the world of immortality

"Sold in packages, no selection. This is a strange rule. As long as you can accept it, you can buy high-quality talismans at the super affordable price of three high-grade products."

I don’t know when this statement began to spread on the streets of Canton Vaud.

As soon as this statement came out, most people didn't believe it at first, and then they heard someone swear by it, and then there were those who tried to find it, but after finally returning without success, they accused the person who sent the message, and muddied the water with their own efforts. He was a serious business owner, but he had already closed up his stall and changed his appearance to a serious person, and went to the restaurant to have a good time.

"Waiter, here are two signature dishes, and a bottle of good wine."

Sitting in the corner of the restaurant, Tu Nian lifted up a section of his Taoist uniform, straddled his legs grandly to both sides, and formed a half-horse position, emphasizing the word "expensive" in his temperament.

"Okay, sir, please wait a moment!"

Generally speaking, for restaurants operating in Canton Vaud, if the customers make money, they will make money.

As soon as Tu Nian put on this posture, the waiter immediately knew that this was someone who was going to make a profit today, so he didn't dare to neglect at all, and diligently brought a pot of hot tea, and then went to greet the chef.

Watching his actions, Tu Nian couldn't help but feel emotional.

No wonder it was all the working people who defeated the landlords. She had just earned two small sums, and people were already coming to show their kindness. If it were doubled several times, it would be hard to imagine how many more sugar-coated bullets would come. She was not just sitting around. A chaotic gentleman will most likely not be able to escape his depravity over time.

"You're drinking again!"

Bo Qiu's focus is very real.

Tu Nian came from Wozhou on his own. If he drank alcohol, he might get into trouble, and no one would tell him the truth. If he really encountered a problem, he wouldn't be able to do anything about it.

"Just sip a little, a little."

Tu Nian covered his face and acted coquettishly with him.

It's weird for a man to act coquettishly, but at least she didn't have the unshaven face that she used when running a stall, otherwise the effect would be enough to make people tremble just thinking about it.

Bo Qiu's heart trembled, and while he was satisfied, he said resolutely: "Not at all."

Tu Nian was about to continue messing with him when he opened his mouth, but suddenly felt something was wrong, "No, what am I discussing with the sword here?"

"?"

Bo Qiu almost lost his temper. People have human rights, but swords cannot have rights to swords, right?

Tu Nian raised his head, filled up the tea, and took a sip, "I'm in a good mood today, so I'll have a few drinks, don't spoil my mood."

"I really..."

Bo Qiu was very depressed. But no matter how depressed he was, he couldn't jump on the table and smash the dishes for her. Besides, if he really dared, why would he bother to argue with her so earnestly?

It would be better for him to seize the time and change his form.

Wauzhou restaurants are expensive for their own reasons. Two large dishes, a pot of wine, and a plate of peanuts to go with the wine. A cup of tea is served in the same time. It is full of color and aroma, and the taste is outstanding.

"Not bad!" Tu Nian praised. She hasn't tasted such delicious food for a long time since hitting the snow.

Bo Qiu didn't stop her after all.

Originally, I only wanted one jug of wine, and I was told I would only take two sips. But after I drank the one cup, my head shook, and Tu Nian's back bone came out. The wine became food, food, wine, and two sips turned into two jugs. After a while, , people are completely marinated in the taste.

Fortunately, when Tu Nian asked for the third pot later, Tu Nian's physiological needs and the wine were getting stronger, so Bo Qiu took advantage of her to leave the table, hooked the hilt of his sword on the purse, threw the meal money on the table, and helped her The battle ended prematurely, and everyone inside and outside here was heartbroken.

After solving the physical problem this time, Tu Niannian came back in a daze. Looking at the red yeast table that had mostly been taken away, he couldn't help but think of a time when he went to a black bar alone and went to the toilet when he came back. The table was empty. The unscrupulous bartender also talked harshly to her, falsely accusing her of running away without paying the bill.

She was so absorbed in thinking that she looked a little stupid at first. Looking at her like this, Boqiu thought she was still thinking about that drink, so he had no choice but to say: "I've paid the bill. You really can't drink anymore, otherwise you'll get into trouble." questionable……"

Bill, please?

Tu Nian's mind was buzzing. She vaguely heard these two words among Bo Qiu's words, and then continued to think along the same lines as before. Can she keep track of whether the payment has been settled or not? She just took a few sips, but she didn't lose her mind. Why did she rely on her to drink Bawang wine?

Here, Boqiu continued: "This restaurant has guest rooms. You pay the rent first, and then go and rest for a while..."

"Fuck you for your unscrupulous customers who don't pay the bill! I'm going to the toilet, who skipped the bill!?"

Mixed with grievance and rage, Tu Nian casually picked up the small wine glass that had not been confiscated from the table, rounded his shoulders and threw it out. He hit the host of the dinner table in the middle of the tavern squarely on the back, and the wine liquid Splashed all over the man.

There was a thunder on the ground, and countless pairs of eyes turned at the same time and fell on Tu Nian. The whole tavern suddenly fell into a strange silence.

"Tu Nian!!!"

It's a pity that only Tu Nian can hear Bo Qiu's voice, otherwise everyone should be able to hear this weak and crazy roar at this moment.

There is no way to live this day!

Tu Nian's last memory was the flash of red light in front of her eyes and the vague figure of a man. She knew nothing about what happened after that.

Regarding the original owner's body drinking, Tu Nian has always believed that the most annoying thing is not that she has a poor alcohol capacity or poor quality of wine, but that her body will be broken into pieces when she drinks.

When Tu Nian woke up, the first thing she felt was severe dizziness. When she moved, she would feel a pinprick-like pain in the back of her head and above her eyebrow bone.

Could it be that the drink we drank last night was a fake bar?

She closed her eyes and thought helplessly.

Tu Nian just thought that the headache was caused by the poor quality of the wine, and also by drinking too much.

Well, the best solution to a hangover is to get more sleep.

So she slowed down and planned to change her position to continue sleeping. It was okay not to move. As soon as she moved, a strong sense of pain instantly spread from her limbs to her brain, and she let out an uncontrollable moan of pain. , which immediately stimulated her spirit.

It was like being taken back to the days of physical education and training in middle school overnight. The weakness that day and the sourness the next day were both familiar and terrifying.

But the problem is that she is a cultivator now, and her body can be fucked to this extent. What did she do last night? Triathlon?

"Wake up? It hurts, doesn't it?"

Boqiu's lazy voice rang in her ears.

"Ah."

Tu Nian responded somewhat depressedly. She didn't know whether it was because she was still hungover or something else, but as she listened, she felt that his voice seemed particularly friendly today.

"It's your first time, this is normal." He added.

With his eyes closed, Tu Nian continued to hum subconsciously, "Well..."

Strange, the sound was still breathy this time, it made her ears itch. Who else is doing this for the first time? Hasn’t she been drinking for many times?

Wait, your ears are itchy?

"Ok??"

Tu Nian suddenly threw his head in the direction of the sound, and saw a handsome man with silver hair and black eyes leaning on her bed with his face propped up, looking at her with a pair of deep fox eyes, half-smiling.

Tu Nian's eyes went dark.

For God's sake, don't you be kidding me.