Be good, call me uncle

Chapter 403 Is he mentally retarded?
Yu Qinghuan couldn't bear it anymore. She squeezed the stick she used to pick up the firewood to make the fire burn brighter. She suddenly raised her eyes and stared at Changsun Tao fiercely. But at the moment before the explosion, she endured it and continued to pretend to be mute.

Changsun Tao was frightened by her terrifying expression and took a few steps back.

Yang Qian covered his mouth and laughed for a long time, then continued to hook Chang Sun Tao's shoulder, lowered his head in his ear, and whispered softly: "You, you, I don't even know what to say to you, you should have just said Be tougher, more masculine, and more fierce, so that you can make your wife happy! But you can't let go and do it, as if you are afraid of her, how can this work? Men who are too cowardly are not likeable, be careful Your wife doesn’t like you anymore!”

Changsun Tao curled his lips and whispered: "I'm just afraid of her... how fierce she is!"

Yang Qian patted Chang Sun Tao on the shoulder and praised: "That's right, brother, that's it. Go tell her now, tell her loudly, it will definitely work."

Changsun Tao asked doubtfully: "Go and tell her that I'm afraid of her?"

Yang Qian shook his head: "No, no, you walk up to her again, poke her forehead with your finger, and then say loudly, 'Why is it so fierce? Tigress', then you will know how much she likes you." .”

Changsun Tao nodded heavily, as if he had made up his mind. He walked up to Yu Qinghuan and poked Yu Qinghuan's forehead with his finger at lightning speed. When Yu Qinghuan raised his eyes, he said loudly: "What's so bad about it, tigress?" !”

Yang Qian covered his mouth and snickered, first laughing lowly, then laughing wildly uncontrollably.

Yu Qinghuan was so angry that she stared at him. She grabbed Chang Sun Tao by the collar, pulled him down, threw him next to the fire, pointed at him and said: "Sit tight! If you dare to move, I will never do it again." Ignore you! Then you can do whatever you like! I won’t want you anymore!”

After saying that, Yu Qinghuan smoothed his sleeves and looked at Yang Qian with his hands on his hips.

She had never seen such a man before, just like a cow running into the flock to load the sheep, a donkey imitating the neighing of the horses in the herd, and a duck imitating the swan's elongated neck.

Abrupt and strange.

The more I look at it, the more I feel like Yang Qian is crazy!

Seeing Yu Qinghuan looking at him with his hands on his hips, Yang Qian's smile gradually disappeared. He raised his eyebrows and asked, "What advice does Princess Qi have?"

Yu Qinghuan was so shocked by the sudden overwhelming aura that his heart tightened. This man, as long as he was serious, had an overwhelming aura, making people feel as if there were thousands of troops arrayed in front of him.

A dry pine cone fell, and Yu Qinghuan raised his foot and kicked Yang Qian. Just when Yang Qian reached out to catch the pine cone and crush it, Yu Qinghuan stepped forward, glared at Yang Qian and cursed: "What's the matter?" Come at me, don’t bully Cao Cao!”

Yang Qian raised his hand, and the pine cone powder flew away in the wind. He said in a very calm but serious tone: "I'm not interested in you! I prefer to play with Cao Cao."

"Okay, that's up to you." Yu Qinghuan simply walked away, holding her hands.

Yang Qian stood there with a thoughtful expression.

At the moment when he was distracted, Yu Qinghuan put a homemade short whistle to his mouth and blew, and two figures, one gray and one white, rushed out like lightning and went straight to Yang Qian's face.

Yang Qian did not dodge or dodge, he grabbed Mingzhu and Huihui lightly in the air with both hands.

Mingzhu and Huihui struggled fiercely, but he held the backs of their necks and refused to let go. No matter how frightened the two little things were, he didn't even blink.

"You really know how to control animals." Yang Qian looked at Yu Qinghuan, slightly surprised.Yu Qing said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to put in so much effort and instigate me to provoke me, just to see what trump card I have. As you can see, my light kung fu is pretty good, but my martial arts is not even good at embroidering punches and kicks." , after this incident, do you think there is anything else you don’t know about me?”

Yang Qian stared at her: "Only people from the Lu family know how to control animals. Princess Qi, what is your relationship with Marquis Yiyong?"

Yu Qinghuan's expression did not change: "Everyone says that I am the orphan of Marquis Yiyong."

I thought Yang Qian would ask more questions, but he asked just this question and then changed the subject: "Aside from controlling mink, what else can you control? Can you let the pheasants and rabbits come over by themselves, so that we don't have to hunt?" It can also solve the problem of late night snacks. Hurry up! Princess Qi, hurry up!"

Yu Qinghuan walked over, grabbed Mingzhu and Huihui and put them in his arms, looking at Yang Qian in surprise.

What is wrong with this man?
Throughout the afternoon, Yu Qinghuan had been quietly contacting Mingzhu. When the two little guys arrived, she asked Mingzhu and Huihui to attack Yang Qian, hoping to test the man's martial arts.

Facts have proved that this man's skill is probably on par with Changsun Tao.

But this person's head is probably filled with shit, and ideas come out one after another.

Judging from the fact that he had been instigating Chang Sun Tao to do bad things, this man seemed to be testing himself, but judging from the man's current behavior, he might just be doing it for fun.

What the hell is he?

Yu Qinghuan couldn't guess what he was thinking at all. No wonder the court couldn't do anything to him. Who with this sick mind could predict what he would do next?
But I have to admit that this man is smart, because he can make the kidnapped Changsun Tao completely believe in him overnight, and he can also leave insulting words on the palace wall under the eyes of the imperial guards. , can better understand the identity and dynamics of himself and Changsun Tao.

But is it true that people who are too smart have some abnormal brains?
Yu Qinghuan glared at him, then walked to the fire with Mingzhu and Huihui in his arms to make way for the fire.

Changsun Tao wanted to talk to her, but she glanced at her with a dagger-like look, which made Changsun Tao feel extremely frightened. He quickly took back his outstretched hand, not daring to say a word.

Yang Qian waited for a long time, not to mention the chicken, not even a single chicken feather. He asked Yu Qinghuan doubtfully: "Princess Qi, didn't you control it? Did you really not control it?"

Yu Qinghuan endured it, but couldn't help but ask him: "Yang Qian, are you sick in your head or in your heart?"

Yang Qian didn't say anything, but sat on his baggage and warmed himself by the fire seriously.

Changsun Tao pulled Yu Qinghuan's sleeve again. Yu Qinghuan looked back and glared at him: "Do you have a problem with me?"

When Changsun Tao saw that Yang Qian didn't look over, he cautiously approached Yu Qinghuan's ear and whispered: "Yan Yan, don't be angry. Cao Cao didn't mean to make you angry. Cao Cao knows that everything he said is a lie. But he is very powerful, Cao Cao is afraid that he will hurt Yan Yan, so Cao Cao dare not disobey, but now it seems that he is not bad, so Cao Cao should not listen to him."

Looking at Changsun Tao who was rubbing up against him like a little puppy, Yu Qinghuan's heart felt soft and she didn't know what to say for a moment.

This fool, this big fool, didn't expect that he was thinking of her and protecting her in this situation.

(End of this chapter)