Be good, call me uncle

Chapter 402: Fighting with me, are you stupid?

Wei Shu seemed not to notice his anger and said to himself: "What hobbies and pastimes does Your Highness have on weekdays? Oh, Your Highness likes to collect antiques and treasures, and even more likes to use His Highness as a pastime. I advise you to touch these things less. , if you read more books, you can understand the principle of playing with things to lose one's ambition, and brothers, friends, and brothers benefiting from harmony."

Changsun Ce was furious: "Wei Shu, do you think this palace can't do anything to you?"

Wei Shu looked disapproving and continued: "What kind of food does His Highness like to eat? Oh, His Highness likes chili peppers. Normal spicy food is not enough, so he must eat extra spicy food. Weichen advises His Highness to know how to exercise moderation. After all, chili peppers are such a thing. It hurts the stomach, and if you eat too much, your buttocks will be spicy and painful."

Changsun Ce finally couldn't bear it anymore. He pointed at Wei Shu for a long time, almost breaking his silver teeth. Finally, he said viciously: "You are not a human being, you are simply an animal!"

Wei Shu raised the corners of his lips in a sarcastic arc, tightened his grip on the sword at his waist, and walked in the imperial city with his head held high.

Under the sun, his figure was still gloomy, as if there was a darkness that would never have dawn, but his back was very straight, as if nothing in the world could bend his straight spine if he didn't want to.

They were obviously of the same temperament, but Wei Shu's temperament was able to completely overshadow Changsun Ce's.

Emperor Jiayou looked at this scene from a distance, feeling even more regretful.

Why is Wei Shu not his son?
Why couldn't he give birth to such an outstanding son?
At the same time, Yu Qinghuan walked in the opposite direction to the capital. She did not dare to run or catch a passing carriage, so she walked more than ten miles on one pair of legs.

Along the way, all her thoughts flew away, and there was only one thought in her mind, that is, would Chang Sun Tao be afraid if she was not by his side?Do you blame yourself for leaving him?

She had imagined countless horrific scenarios, but never one so horrific.

However, it was not Changsun Tao who was miserable, but herself. It was her fragile nerves that could not withstand the impact of the scene in front of her.

After more than ten miles of trekking, more than ten miles of running, more than ten miles of worry and fear, I finally met Chang Sun Tao.

At this time, he was roasting chicken legs in Shili Pavilion with the man Yu Qinghuan met yesterday.

Everything was normal, but only the fact that he was dressed in women's clothing and the ambiguous behavior between him and the man made Yu Qinghuan's soul fly to the sky in an instant.

"hastily……"

Yu Qinghuan called him.

There was no turning back in surprise, no running over like a puppy for a hug, just a rouged face that looked like a monkey’s butt.

The look on her face was extremely indifferent, as if she didn't know her, Yu Qinghuan.

Who can tell her that her fear and fear all the way were caused by feeding that old dog with no eyes? !
"Cao Cao!" Yu Qinghuan shouted again.

The man didn't know what he said to Chang Sun Tao. Chang Sun Tao turned around and looked at Yu Qinghuan indifferently, with full disdain in his eyes.

Yu Qinghuan's temper suddenly rose. She bent down, grabbed a handful of yellow mud, walked over, and rubbed it all on Chang Sun Tao's face. Then she pointed to the creek next to her and said: "Cao Cao, go quickly. Wash your face!”

"Smelly bitch!" Changsun Tao said aggrievedly, "Ugly and verbose bitch!"

"Go quickly!" Yu Qinghuan raised his hand, and Chang Sun Tao quickly ran to the river to wash his face.

Yu Qinghuan didn't care about the mud on his hands, and sat down on the fire, looking at the tall man in front of him.

He is very tall and burly, with handsome features, dark skin, and a row of white teeth when he smiles.

"Yang Qian?"

"Princess Qi."

Yu Qinghuan didn't ask anything, stared straight at Yang Qian, and finally said: "What did you teach Cao Cao?"

Yang Qian shrugged with an innocent look on his face: "I didn't teach him anything. I just told him that men with cold and vicious tongues are more popular with women. That's just how he is."

Yu Qinghuan took a deep breath, suppressed the displeasure in her heart, and asked him: "Then have you told him that petty men are the most annoying."

If he hadn't remembered her for giving directions yesterday, how could he have led her to Zhengyangmen to watch the big show, and then he and Changsun Tao would have waited at a place more than ten miles away from Zhengyangmen and in the opposite direction. she.

Yang Qian threw a piece of wood into the fire, touched his chin and said, "Girl, don't I look like a frightening villain? Why are you not afraid at all when you see me?"

The mud on Yu Qinghuan's hands was almost dry. She clapped her hands and shook the mud to the ground. It raised a lot of dust, which not only attracted Yang Qian's eyes, but also floated into the fragrant and sizzling oily roasted food. On chicken legs.

"Brother, I know what you're thinking. Don't you just want to have a hasty competition with my family?" Yu Qinghuan calmly used the information he got from Qin Ning and clapped his hands harder, "Anyway, before that, you If you won’t kill us, I’m afraid of what you, a bandit leader, will do.”

Yang Qian took the chicken leg and moved it silently. He slowly finished chewing one chicken leg, threw the bone into the fire, took out the handkerchief and wiped his hands, and then said, "Was the scene good?" Yu Qinghuan did not answer, but asked him: "Why did you dress up in women's clothes?"

Yang Qian smiled softly, his big white teeth dazzling: "Do you think if I describe his graceful appearance in women's clothing when competing with him, will his heartbeat be disturbed?"

Yu Qinghuan rolled his eyes and waved to Chang Sun Tao: "Cao Cao, come here."

He said confidently: "Don't you have the legs to come here?"

Yu Qinghuan frowned: "Cao Cao, what's the matter with you?"

Changsun Tao said impatiently: "What's going on, don't you have eyes to see?"

Yu Qinghuan was furious: "Speak carefully!"

Changsun Tao is not afraid of boiling water: "Are you teaching me how to do things?"

"Hahahaha..." Yang Qian laughed, leaning forward and backward with laughter.

Yu Qinghuan threw a charcoal at his open mouth, but he easily dodged it.

Yu Qinghuan could not see the depth of the man in front of him. He was like a forest shrouded in mist, where countless emerald green corners could be seen exposed, but nothing could be detected inside, let alone the whole corner.

But despite this, he doesn't give people the feeling of danger. Being around him is inexplicably reliable, making people want to trust him from the heart.

Yu Qinghuan thought that his concentration was pretty good, but he was also unknowingly bewitched and manipulated by this man named Yang Qian.

But regardless, they were probably safe in this man's hands.

"What exactly did you teach him? Tell me and I promise not to beat you."

Yang Qian couldn't stop laughing. He patted his knees and said, "Looking at how sincere you are, I can tell you that the first sentence he just said was, in his opinion, a compliment on your long legs." , the second sentence is praising you for being smart, and the third sentence is approving of you."

What the hell?She couldn't understand.

Yu Qinghuan fell into silence. She had been scared all night and ran for more than ten miles on the muddy road with her feet. From the time Chang Sun Tao disappeared until now, she had not touched a drop of rice or water.

She really didn't have the heart to care about Chang Sun Tao's sudden need for a beating, so she simply kept her mouth shut and didn't speak.

And this silence lasted for a whole afternoon.

This afternoon, Yang Qian took them into Cuiping Mountain and walked through the woods until nightfall, when they rested in a place with better terrain and leeward direction.

Originally, under Yang Qian's instigation, Changsun Tao insisted on being cold and venomous in front of Yu Qinghuan, but at night, Yu Qinghuan didn't say a word to him, and he couldn't help but panic.

Just as he was about to coax Yu Qinghuan, Yang Qian reached out and hooked his shoulder, pulling him over.

Just listen to Yang Qian whispering in a low voice: "Cao Cao, remember what I told you, women are all duplicitous. They say one thing but they mean another. You must not believe them. Don't look at the way your wife is showing off now." She makes a bad face, but she actually likes your pink clothes."

Changsun Tao was doubtful, his handsome face full of confusion.

Yang Qian continued to confuse him: "If you don't believe me, take a look at her quietly. Don't look at her expression, look at her eyes. Are her eyes sparkling?"

Changsun Tao turned around and saw Yu Qinghuan adding firewood to the fire. The firelight reflected in her eyes, like stars falling inside, twinkling.

"Really?" Yang Qian asked him.

Changsun Tao nodded: "Yes, it's very bright."

Yang Qian patted Chang Sun Tao on the shoulder: "That's right, she is now called 'duplicity', she thinks one thing on the face but another in her heart, she looks cold on the surface, but in fact she likes you very much. Yeah! Listen to me, keep going, don’t give up halfway."

Changsun Tao asked him: "Is it enough as long as you keep it?"

Yang Qian said: "Actually, you can just keep it, but if you want her to like you more, then do this and walk over..."

Changsun Tao nodded after hearing this. After Yang Qian let go of his shoulder, he walked towards Yu Qinghuan, kicked Yu Qinghuan on the body, and said with an imposing manner: "Get up, stupid woman! This is my territory! You should sit down if you want to. It’s my seat, you don’t deserve it.”

Changsun Tao!
You stupid fool!

(End of this chapter)