Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

Chapter 148 Kissing Grandma Tsunade
"Shhhhhh!"

The shadow clone holding the rope threw the rope out from all directions, binding Tsunade's legs, hands, waist, and then through the armpits.

After finally forming a line, the shadow clones jumped to both sides, hanging Tsunade straight in the air.

There are not many binding methods that Naruto can use. Everyone knows about it, and those who don't know better don't understand.

The moment she was hoisted up, the feeling of weightlessness made Tsunade feel dizzy for a moment.

After waiting for a few seconds to calm down, Tsunade saw her current posture and the features that were particularly prominent due to the rope. Tsunade was extremely embarrassed and frowned at Naruto.

"Let me go quickly."

"No."

Naruto refused simply. He said with a smile: "Tsunade-sama, you said to beat me first. How can you let me go now? Aren't you bullying a child?"

"Are you still a child?" Tsunade gritted her teeth and stared at the rope that tied her: "Uzuki Xiyan explained everything before, what kind of child are you?"

"I look like a child." Naruto pointed at his baby face.

Hearing this, Tsunade suddenly felt like her eyes were going dark.

Yes, it’s because of your baby face that I treat you so well, but now you are tied up by your baby face.

But it doesn't seem to be a bad thing.

At least it proved that Naruto's strength was passable, and he could safely be allowed to fight on the front lines.

"Hi~!"

Tsunade sighed: "Okay kid, I admit that you are strong enough, please put me down quickly."

"That can't be done."

Naruto scratched his head and stepped forward bravely. He said, "I have won now, so I should give you a little punishment, Tsunade-sama. Do you have any objections?"

"What punishment do you want to give me?" Tsunade's face turned cold: "Tell me, what punishment do you want to give me?"

Tsunade-sama's aura is so fierce!
RBQ, RBQ!

On one side was Tsunade's face as black as the bottom of a pot, and on the other was the reward given by the selector.

What should I choose?

Needless to say, it must be a reward for her.

Naruto once again stepped directly under Tsunade, raised his head and saw the white underwear in Tsunade's green robe, but his head was completely invisible.

The white undershirt has endured so much that it feels like it will explode at any moment.

It truly is a beautiful scenery in Konoha.

"Where are you looking, you brat!"

"I'm looking at the scenery."

"What kind of scenery are you looking at? Why don't you let me go quickly."

A roar came out, and in an instant the air around him dropped to freezing point.

"Okay, okay, I'll be right away. Tsunade-sama, please wait a moment." Naruto said he'd be right away, but in fact he kept staring at the distant mountain peaks.

Tsunade felt that she was angry and glanced down with a fierce look on her face.

Unfortunately, her view was also blocked and she couldn't see below.

"I don't know what that brat Naruto wants to do."

Muttering in her mind, Tsunade did not act rashly.

In fact, she was hung up by Naruto on purpose. How could it be possible to restrain Tsunade with just these broken ropes.

She just wanted to see if Naruto would let her go immediately after tying her up, and if not, what would he say or do.

It was considered a small test for Naruto.

So, Naruto, what would you choose? !
Tsunade didn't know that Naruto was also facing a major decision at this time. He stared at Tsunade's black high heels for a long time, feeling itchy in his heart.

'What kind of bullying method did you use to bully Tsunade-sama? '

'The current Tsunade-sama is not someone we can play poker with. '

'If you force me, Tsunade-sama will probably stop pretending and will probably smash my head in. She will probably not treat me so well in the future. '

Naruto thought for so long that Tsunade, who was hanging in the air, felt sleepy and yawned.

The pink lips opened lazily, and they were as dazzling as the blooming pansy flowers, like the pink wandering in spring, with slightly moist lips and round lips, which deeply attracted Naruto.

Swallowing hard, Naruto exhaled a thick breath.

The warmth of the breath touched her skin, making Tsunade's whole body feel as if she had been electrocuted, with an uncomfortable tingling feeling.

The next moment, Naruto stepped forward bravely, smacked his lips, stood on tiptoes, and kissed Tsunade's tender pink lips gently.

The intoxicating feeling is like a big white steamed bun freshly baked in the morning, sweet and soft.

At this moment, Tsunade unconsciously let out a soft whisper like a babble, causing Naruto's soul to almost leave his body.

But he knew that now was definitely not the time to continue kissing deeply, it was time to run away.

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for completing choice three. The reward (5.00% control of the Nine-Tails) is successfully distributed. 】

From the time they kissed to the time the reward was given, it didn't take more than two seconds.

Naruto turned around and ran away!

"Naruto in the original book seems to call Tsunade "Grandma Tsunade", so does it count as kissing Grandma Tsunade today?"

At this time, Tsunade was still stunned and blinked, her eyes blank.

To be honest, she had thought that Naruto would have a crush on her and take this opportunity to caress her, hug her and so on.

However, Tsunade never thought that Naruto would do such a thing.

Her mind is going to explode.

"Why, such a cute and well-behaved child could suddenly turn into a pervert?!"

Tsunade couldn't figure it out, but it was no longer time to figure it out. She pulled hard and all the ropes binding her body broke.

"Bang dong!"

When Tsunade landed on the ground, spider web-shaped cracks more than ten meters wide were directly blasted out of the ground.

"Naruto, stop for me!"

"I'm not a fool, why should I stop!"

"Do you think you ran away? This is the Konoha camp, my territory!"

"slightly"

"You still dare to cheat, I will wait for you to die!" Tsunade was holding fire in her heart, chasing Naruto and beating her all the way, and the shadow clones were scattered all the way.

Now that Naruto was in the wrong, he didn't dare to fight back at all and could only run away.

But Tsunade was right, no matter how much he ran, could he still leave? He had to stay on the battlefield to make choices.

If you escape, you will suffer a big loss.

Therefore, after Tsunade dispersed countless shadow clones and lost a lot of energy, Naruto took the initiative to slow down.

After Tsunade caught Naruto, she punched and kicked her so hard that her high heels flew up, even harder than the times she hit Jiraiya before.

Naruto couldn't bear it anymore and once again transformed into the Nine-tailed Golden Body to escape and fight at the same time.

"You actually dare to fight back?!" The furious Tsunade gave up her defense and grabbed Naruto for injuries. She locked the neck with her left hand and grabbed the back of the head with her right hand, forcing Naruto's head to his chest.

Just this one trick.

Naruto didn't dare to fight back, and there was no fighting spirit left in him.

The whole person directly turned into a small shrimp that Tsunade kneaded.

Which cadre can stand such a test?

Five minutes later, Naruto, who had been "harshly" cleaned up by Tsunade-sama, lay on the ground, breathing in fresh air.

I will never have to wash my face again in this life.

"Do you still dare to be naughty in the future?"

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"Um?!"

Tsunade knelt down and flicked Naruto's head hard, the sound was clear and loud.

Naruto held his swollen forehead and took a breath: "I won't dare anymore!"

I really don’t dare anymore. This time my brain is broken. If I talk back again, I will be slapped in the face with high heels.

How can that be done?

The sky has turned gray.

Tsunade was still sulking, so she ignored Naruto and returned to the camp on her own.

Naruto used his shadow clone to search for her three to five minutes after she left, to make sure there was no one around, and then slowly walked to the other side of the mountain.

Originally, we still needed to find an opportunity to release Yukito, but now isn't this the opportunity that Tsunade-sama has given her personally?

Tsunade had just hammered him a little hard, and all the bones in his body were aching. Naruto used Nine-Tails chakra to recover while running, and the pain dissipated only when he was far enough away.

This kiss is really costly.

After stopping, Naruto first formed a seal and used his shadow clone to observe the surroundings, and then released the two Yukito from the storage space.

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within the space.

Wearing a revealing white cheongsam, Er Youmu Ren woke up quietly and saw herself lying on the ground. She couldn't help but sigh and lamented her miserable life.

But when he saw the quilt covering himself, Yumu suddenly felt that he still enjoyed a little bit of tenderness.

Although not much.

He opened the quilt, took off his cheongsam and went to wash himself.

Yukito is not a spoiled child, and her life is not much different from that of other jinchuriki. She became a jinchuriki when she was two years old. Before she became famous, people in the village always regarded her as an enemy.

Therefore, she didn't have so much hatred for Naruto's rough treatment. Instead, she felt a little ripple because of this little kindness.

If he hadn't been an enemy before, Yukito might have forgiven Naruto for such a few good choices.

But this is all just fantasy. Now that the devil's contract exists, she is not qualified to forgive Naruto, and Naruto does not need her to forgive.

"Phew, what on earth should I do?"

"Are you really going to help him deal with the village?" "Or are you going to betray him for the village?"

"My life or the respect I have worked so hard to gain over the years, which one should I choose?"

The water fell from the showerhead, and Yumuren raised his head and closed his eyes, letting out a long sigh.

She has been instilled in her since she was a child the concept of protecting the village no matter what, but now it's time to sacrifice her own life.

Yumu Ren's heart was shaken, and he closed his eyes to think about this difficult problem.

Just as she was thinking, a light suddenly appeared under her feet and sucked her out.

Suddenly his body felt cold, and Yumu Ren felt the touch. When he opened his eyes, he saw a very familiar face.

"Ah, why are you here again!" Yumu Ren shivered.

The last thing she wanted to see right now was Naruto, who rolled his eyes all night last night.

My eyes still hurt now.

Looking at her pitiful look, Naruto chuckled.

"Are you confused living in space? Look where you are here again?"

Yumu Ren looked around and found that this place was no longer in space, she had already come out.

Then, now she was, in Naruto's arms.

"Ahem!" Pretty face turned red, Yuburu turned over and pushed Naruto away.

She lowered her eyes and asked shyly: "Are you planning to let me go now?"

"Yes!" Naruto nodded and said, "However, it seems that it is not suitable for you to leave now."

"Ah?" Yumu Ren panicked.

Naruto chuckled: "Aren't you going to put on your ninja uniform before leaving?"

Hearing this, Yumu Ren lowered his head and saw that the holy light was flashing.

She quickly raised her hand to cover her delicate body.

There is almost no difference between wearing and not wearing these days, so Yukito was a little confused for a while.

"I want to change it." Yukito said vaguely, as if he was possessed by Hinata.

Fortunately, Naruto's hearing was good, otherwise only a ghost would be able to hear this mosquito sound.

Yukito was stuffed into the space again, and this time Naruto followed.

The weather in the space is controlled by Naruto. He snaps his fingers and it immediately turns into warm sunshine shining on the earth.

"Naruto, sir" shouted this title in a very awkward manner, Yukito pursed his lips and said, "I'm going to change clothes."

Naruto smiled and pinched Yukito's chin, and then touched her long golden hair that still had water beads on it.

"Don't worry about changing clothes. I'll treat you to some breakfast first. It's very nutritious."

"No!"

The two Yumu people cried.

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Konoha camp.

Tsunade, who took off her green robe and only wore a white undershirt that showed off her figure, returned to her tent and did not rest immediately.

When she came back, Uoyuki Xiyan happened to be awake, so she simply asked Uoyuki Xiyan to serve as a volunteer and asked him to bring some food and a pot of sake.

He poured a small glass, raised his beautiful eyes, and silently stared at the wine in the glass.

Somehow, Tsunade's cheeks suddenly turned red again.

Damn brat, not cute at all.

How dare you kiss.

Tsunade couldn't help but think of a series of words, thinking that from the day they met, Naruto, a little devil, had been smearing herself intentionally or unintentionally.

The more I think about it, the more I think he looks like a skilled little pervert.

"Naughty little pervert, I always thought you were just cute." Tsunade couldn't hold back her emotions and suddenly slapped the table.

Mao Yuexi, who was waiting on the side, trembled.

I saw Tsunade angrily taking a big gulp of wine, then emptying another glass in one gulp.

It was as if someone had pissed her off.

Uzuki Xiyan, who was sitting on her knees, quickly advised: "Tsunade-sama, please drink slowly."

Tsunade replied: "Why slow? It's not a small drinker."

Mao Yue Xiyan said, "But you still need to preside over the battle, so you can't be drunk."

Hearing this, Tsunade shrugged her shoulders, stopped drinking, and sighed with a faint expression.

She took a mouthful of food, turned to look at Xiyan, and asked, "Have you slept with Naruto?"

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Uzuki Xiyan lowered her head.

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"You are so much older than him, isn't it awkward?"

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Maoyue Xiyan's face turned red.

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"Have you ever thought about your future? He is still young, so maybe his liking for you is only temporary."

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Mao Yue Xiyan clenched her fists.

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"Tsunade-sama, have you said enough?"

There was anger in Xiyan's words, and she said: "You don't need to worry about me and Naruto. This is our private matter. Even if you are the Hokage, you have no right to interfere!"

At this time, Mao Yue Xiyan was the most stubborn in her life when facing a superior person.

For the first time, she lost her temper with her immediate boss and left angrily.

But soon, Uzuki Xiyan regretted it, because when she left, she could even hear Tsunade-sama's heavy breathing.

"It's over, it's over, how dare I!"

"Next, will Tsunade-sama kill me or confiscate my property and house."

"Do you want to go back and apologize to Tsunade-sama?"

"QAQ"

In the end, Uzuki Xiyan squeezed the cold sweat in her hands, gritted her teeth and left Tsunade's tent.

You can't give in, otherwise you may be greeted by countless scoldings from Tsunade-sama in the future.

Sometimes, being respected is more important than life.

She didn't want to be lectured by Tsunade all the time because of Naruto.

Even if Tsunade is Hokage!
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"Pfft!"

After Uozuki Xiyan left, Tsunade did not become furious as she thought. Instead, she slightly raised the corners of her mouth and smiled.

Afterwards, Tsunade drank another glass of sake, played with the glass, and let out a long sigh of relief.

Unexpectedly, Maoyue Xiyan could actually lose her temper with herself because of this. Has she already made up her mind to go all the way?
Pouring another glass of wine, Tsunade stared at her reflection in the drink very seriously.

The eyes are large, the eyelashes are slender and soft, the bridge of the nose is high, the lips are red, the skin is rosy, smooth and elastic, and the overall appearance does not have any flaws, not even a trace of wrinkles.

The face is tight and delicate. It is no exaggeration to say that it is even more delicate than a girl.

Touching her cheek unconsciously, Tsunade opened her lips slightly, then suddenly pursed her lips and smiled:
"Actually, I'm not old either. I'm prettier than Mao Yue Xiyan."

"Then it's no wonder that brat has his own thoughts on me. Even I myself have fallen into this trap."

"With the skills of a hundred heroes, even if I am a hundred years old, I will still look like this."

"Well, I'm so beautiful, how can I feel sorry for myself every day?"

Tsunade deliberately pouted her lips and blinked her eyes, as if she had returned to the childish girl she once was.

The melancholy that had been entangled for a long time was relaxed at this moment, and a pair of eyes narrowed into crescent moons, like soft sunlight rippling.

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At noon that day, after Tsunade woke up, she immediately organized a meeting to formulate the latest combat plan.

In view of the discovery of the spy yesterday, Nara Shikaku predicted that Kumogakure would directly attack Konoha's base camp this time, so he decided to wait for an ambush here.

The four of them, consisting of Hatake Kakashi, Metkai, Hinata Hinata, and Akimichi Dingza, were divided into four groups in the shape of a five-corner.

If Yunyin doesn't come, we will change positions immediately after today. If Yunyin comes, then today is the time to make dumplings.

But he still deliberately left a way for them to survive, so that the dog would not jump over the wall in a hurry.

Tsunade agreed with Nara Shikaku's strategy, but at the end, she added another line.

Let Uzumaki Naruto carry a flare alone to find Kumogakure's hiding spot.

Naruto originally wanted to say that he wanted to stay here and fight with everyone, but just as he was about to speak, he was met with Tsunade's stern look.

"What, what do you think?!"

"No, no, Tsunade-sama's decision is correct. How can I have any objections!"

Naruto straightened his body, stood at attention and saluted, and Qi Yu solemnly said: "Promise to complete the mission!"

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(End of this chapter)