Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

Chapter 147: Binding Tsunade-sama (additional update for the purple skeleton)

"I remember that Naruto was always under your care before."

"Yes."

"I still remember, Naruto has been calling you sister, right."

"correct."

"So what's going on today? Is this what you look like as a sister?"

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In Tsunade's big tent.

As Hokage, she still has some privileges. The tent she rests in is more than ten times larger than that of other ninjas, and even three or five people will not feel crowded.

After being caught by Tsunade playing with the sleeping little Naruto, Uzuki Yuga put on her own ninja clothes, followed Tsunade all the way here, and was scolded for a long time.

Tsunade's eyes were fixed on Xiyan, and she asked again: "Have you slept together?"

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"I'm talking about real swords and guns, not just sleeping."

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"Sleep?"

Xi Yan remained silent.

Tsunade felt a headache coming on.

'What a beautiful Maoyue Xiyan, I really didn't expect it! '

Tsunade actually didn't resist Naruto doing this kind of thing. She didn't care about Temari before. Ino heard about it but she didn't want to care about it either.

But this time, she felt that there was too much age difference between Uzuki Xiyan and Naruto.

From Tsunade's point of view, when Naruto is with someone of similar age, he is like his own little pig taking over someone else's cabbage.

But if the woman is too much older than Naruto, it will be like that old woman came and stole her pig.

Inexplicably upset.

And more importantly, the age difference caused Tsunade's stress reaction.

Because there is a big age difference between her and Naruto, her relationship with Naruto is also very close.

After witnessing it with her own eyes, Tsunade had already thought of herself and Naruto two or three times in a short period of time.

She had never had this thought before.

So now Tsunade thinks that it was Uzuki Xiyan who harmed her.

So poor Xiyan became Tsunade's punching bag.

"As Naruto's closest sister, don't you know what you have done?"

Tsunade slammed the table: "How old is Naruto this year, and you do this to him?!"

Xiyan lowered his head, curled his lips, and said to himself that Naruto is much older than you think this year.

He is no longer a simple and kind-hearted little boy.

Tsunade-sama obviously doesn't know anything, yet she keeps talking here.

annoying!

Naturally, Xiyan didn't dare to express the complaints in her heart in front of Tsunade. The other party was the Hokage, and she was just a special jounin.

Can't be bothered, can't be bothered!
Amidst Tsunade's scolding, Xiyan's head lowered lower and lower, almost grabbing the ground with his head.

She didn't really admit her mistake, but she was just pretending on the surface, trying to make Tsunade-sama happy to scold her and go back to take Naruto to bed as soon as possible.

Otherwise, if Naruto wakes up and can't see her later, he should be anxious.

But who would have expected that Tsunade-sama seemed to be able to read minds and suddenly tore apart her remaining expectations.

Tsunade said: "Don't think about looking for Naruto again. You can just stay with me for one night."

"When Naruto grows up, he will have this awareness on his own. I don't care how he plays, but he is still young and I don't allow anyone to trick him. Do you understand?"

After hearing this, Xi Yan's expression became extremely strange.

What does she mean by coaxing Naruto? This statement makes it seem like how shameless Uzuki Xiyan is.

Looking up at Tsunade's angry face, Uzuki Xiyan suppressed her temper, bit her lip and replied, "I know!"

The interest was relieved, or maybe because she felt that what she said was a bit too much, Tsunade finally stopped teaching Uzuki Xiyan.

"You can sleep here. I'll go out and get a tent."

"How about that!"

"Huh? Do you still want to find Naruto?!"

"No no."

"Then stay well."

"As ordered!"

After saying that, Tsunade walked out of the tent on her own, and helped Uzuki Xiyan close the curtain.

Seeing this, Uoyuki Xiyan sighed quietly, thinking that Naruto felt a little apologetic.

"If Naruto wakes up and finds that I'm missing, will he look for me in a hurry?"

"Oh~!"

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What Uozuki Xiyan never expected was that Tsunade-sama, who had just taught her not to go to Naruto again, did not go to get any tents at all after leaving.

Instead, he slipped away to find Naruto.

She still had a lot of things she wanted to talk to Naruto about, and she hadn't done what she said she wanted to do before to test Naruto's strength.

After finding a reason for herself, Tsunade came to Naruto's small tent again, opened the curtain and reached in to kneel on the bed.

The hazy moonlight and Tsunade peered into the small tent together. Naruto's face in the quilt was covered with bright silver light, and his breathing was even.

Tsunade called softly: "Stop pretending, I know you have woken up a long time ago, get up quickly!"

At this time, Naruto shrank down and muttered in his sleep: "I fell asleep."

The corners of Tsunade's mouth turned up in a subtle curve.

After a few seconds, the smile stopped and he reached out to grab Naruto's ears: "Stop pretending, pretending to be cute won't work today."

Hearing this, Naruto curled his lips and sat up reluctantly.

His eyes met the turbulent waves as Tsunade hunched over.

"Gudu!"

After swallowing, Naruto quickly shifted his gaze and looked away.

As Tsunade said, Naruto had actually woken up a long time ago. He was always awake when he had an intimate relationship with Sister Xiyan.

At first, he was worried that Sister Xiyan would be embarrassed. Later, he was afraid of being scolded endlessly by Tsunade.

So she just pretended to be asleep and let Uoyue Xiyan bear the pain alone.

If Uzuki Xiyan knew that he was actually like this Naruto, she would probably be angry with him for two or three days.

Seeing Naruto's eyes dodge, Tsunade raised her eyebrows and snorted: "Why, you are not happy to see me?"

Naruto immediately beamed: "Oh, what kind of words did Tsunade-sama say? It's too late for me to be happy to see you!"

"Come out if you're happy and practice with me."

Lady Tsunade pretended to be angry, and her beautiful face turned cold, as if it was covered in frost.

Before Naruto could refuse, she grabbed his ankle and dragged him out of the tent.

He put on his shoes, brushed his face with Tsunade, and left the base camp smoothly.

The camp established by Konoha this time is in a closed valley, surrounded by mountains. Follow Tsunade to the top of the mountain on the left and stop.

When I looked back, there was nowhere to see the shadow of the Konoha camp. The camp hidden by the barrier was clearly empty.

"Let's take action." Tsunade raised her finger and poked the back of Naruto's head. "What's going on?" Naruto laughed, scratching his head and looking at Tsunade in confusion.

The cold wind in the middle of the night made Tsunade's green robe whistle. She put her right hand on her waist and slowly raised her left hand.

A very provocative move.

"Let me see what you are capable of now, how you can sleep with women even when you are not old enough."

This sentence almost made Naruto ashamed to death. He always acted cute and cute in front of Tsunade, and Tsunade also accepted that he was a little brat.

Now she said such straightforward words to him.

It's really embarrassing.

"What do I have to offer? I rely on you for everything." Naruto chuckled, trying to change the subject.

He didn't want to fight Tsunade, nor did he want to discuss sleeping with women.

But this time Tsunade was not overcome by Naruto's sweet words. She had just seen that kind of thing with her own eyes, and saw Uzuki Xiyan acquiescing to sleep with Naruto.

In her eyes, Naruto's cute filter was shattered.

Now in Tsunade's eyes, Naruto was already a big boy, so she waved her fist without hesitation.

Naruto was startled. He had personally seen Jiraiya break several ribs with Tsunade's punch, so how could he dare to take such a punch? He hurriedly leaned back to avoid the punch.

The strong wind carried by the fist directly penetrated the trees behind Naruto.

Naruto couldn't help but shed a cold sweat, Tsunade was serious.

"Tsunade-sama, please calm down!"

"I've calmed down. Go ahead and let me see what you are capable of. You can defeat the two-tailed Jinchūriki and kill nine ninjas from Hidden Cloud Village at the same time."

Tsunade said as she attacked while Naruto kept hiding.

During this period, Tsunade discovered that Naruto was really capable, and his escaping speed had surpassed many jounin.

As a result, Tsunade fought even more vigorously.

Naruto tried to persuade him to run away, while Tsunade transformed into a lumberjack and a miner. Wherever her high heels landed, there would be some damage.

"Tsunade-sama, stop fighting. If you continue to fight, you will destroy the balance of the forest."

"To shut up!"

"If you knock out all the trees, you'll probably attract Kumogakure's attention."

"Then fight back quickly."

Naruto, who was in unspeakable pain when escaping, wanted to persuade him. He didn't want to hurt Tsunade-sama who often used facial cleanser to wash his face.

At this time, the selector sound sounded.

The reward is finally here.

Naruto had been waiting for a long time.

He didn't want to hurt the facial cleanser.

unless
profitable!

[Passive selection trigger! 】

The words sounded in his mind, and the subtitles appeared in front of his eyes. Naruto was doing two things, quickly dodging Tsunade's attacks and checking at the same time.

[Tsunade Senju attacks you and forces you to fight back. This is your chance to express your attitude to Tsunade. Your choice is...]

[Choice [-], cowardly man: stand still and let her hit you, and never fight back. Even if he is beaten to death by Tsunade, he will never attack her.Completion reward (Wind Release·Vacuum Jade)】

Mad is retarded.

This choice is probably only chosen by a dog-licker. Do you think I, Uzumaki Naruto, look like a dog-licker? !
[Option [-], be gentle and rational: don’t fight back, but don’t get hit either. Keep avoiding and let her give up attacking you on her own.Completion reward (Wind Release·Vacuum Jade)】

You can try this one, but the rewards seem a bit low-end. Is it a matter of difficulty?

[Choice 5.00, Strong Man: If you don’t fight back, will you still be a man?Why not tie her up and bully her!Completion reward ([-]% control of Nine Tails)]

5.00%?

Although it wasn't much, it was better than the previous two. Naruto had always wanted to see what it would be like if he took full control.

So you can take a look at this one.

Just bullying Tsunade-sama?
There is no specific target for how to bully someone. I don’t know how far it will go before it can be completed.

[Choice [-], cruel and ruthless: no need to say more, kill him!Completion reward (Psychic Beast·Slug)]

Only the insane choose this.

Do you have to lose your facial cleanser for a mere slug?

"Since Tsunade-sama insists on fighting, let's give it a try!"

Naruto shrugged his nose, and immediately made the best choice for his general, and his body was instantly filled with golden Nine-Tails Chakra.

The cold moonlight mixed with the golden light, and the young man's temperament became mature and serious in an instant.

Maybe it's because Naruto suddenly transformed from cute to handsome, or maybe it's because of the influence of several talents that Naruto carries.

Or maybe it was because of the scene Tsunade saw not long ago that caused her strange emotions towards Naruto's change of opinion.

When the evening breeze blew the boy's black robe, Tsunade's heart, which had long since cooled down, actually became a little eager.

An idea occurred to her.

'The moon and the sunset are fine, then'

'hateful! '

'What was I thinking! '

The thought only lasted for a second before Tsunade suppressed it. She took a deep breath and lowered her face: "Have you reached this point? It's very good."

After the words fell, Tsunade launched another attack.

Her speed was faster than before, and her strength was stronger than before.

But Naruto was not weak either, and carefully dealt with Tsunade's attacks.

After avoiding Tsunade's fist again, Naruto suddenly dodged directly behind Tsunade, quickly formed a seal and threw out more than ten shurikens.

"Fire Escape · Impatiens Claw Red!"

The shurikens ignited into soaring flames and attacked Tsunade from all directions.

At this moment, Tsunade, who had been letting off steam, cheered up and took it seriously. She narrowed her eyes and raised her legs to sweep, knocking away all the shurikens.

"Fire escape · Ash accumulation burns!"

A huge amount of gunpowder ash spread around in just a few seconds. Tsunade felt something was wrong and jumped out as fast as possible.

But after she left, the gunpowder ash did not explode.

Tsunade frowned, realizing something was wrong.

The next moment, her body fell to the ground, and suddenly a pair of hands came out from the ground and grabbed her ankles tightly.

"Tu Dun·Heart Beheading Technique!"

Feeling that Tsunade couldn't be pulled, Naruto simply stuck his head out from the ground, and opened his arms to hug Tsunade's legs like a rogue.

In fact, at this time, Tsunade could directly step on his head.

But
Is Tsunade willing? !

"Let go!" When Tsunade forced her to take action, the powerful Huhu Shengfeng could really hit Naruto, but she was restrained and couldn't bear to use any more strength.

The plump legs kicked wildly, trying to use this little force to kick Naruto away.

Naruto was as thick-skinned as ever, and held Tsunade's high-heeled sandals tightly with both hands. His white feet and round toes felt delicate and soft.

When she felt Naruto touching her toes, Tsunade's face slowly turned a bright red.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, Naruto seized the opportunity.

"It's now!"

Shadow clones rushed out from all directions, holding ropes, and tied Tsunade up.

(End of this chapter)