You say you have an iron will, are you serious?

Chapter 288 You set a good example for other pilots

Live handstand XXX…

Zhao Mo often sees comments like this when browsing Douyin or surfing the Internet.

Among them, the most common one is "live broadcast of standing on one's head and eating shit".

Of course, it seems that no one has done this thing before. They always talk like farts, pretend to be dead when they lose, and just don't practice it.

Throughout the ages, Gou Jian, who seemed to be eating feces, tasted the feces of King Wu Fu Chai to cure Fu Chai's illness. Then Fu Chai was so moved that he let Gou Jian go as a slave, and finally he died and his country was destroyed.

There is no doubt that those who can eat shit are ruthless people.

Zhao Mo never thought that one day he would stand upside down and poop and pee!

Yes, it means literally pooping and peeing upside down, head down, and then asking to poop and pee normally!

Simply inhuman!

He had never thought that astronaut training would require such extremely difficult operations, such as peeing or pooping on one's body if not careful.

It wasn't until he heard the coach's explanation that he understood why.

Shiting and peeing, a private matter that Chinese people cannot talk about, is very inconspicuous in daily life, but it is necessary. Most people will take it for granted. Only scientists would study it, so why is it taken for granted?

In fact, it depends on gravity!

Of course, when it is powerful, it urinates in the wind, and when it fails, it urinates in the wind, which also has something to do with its own strength. But ultimately, gravity is the dominant factor.

On the ground, feces and urine naturally pull downwards due to gravity.

But it's completely different in outer space, because the gravity in outer space is very small, and it can be said that there is no gravity.

In the absence of gravity, feces and urine will not naturally point downwards. They need to rely on their own strength to be excreted from the body. In addition, because there is no gravity, people are floating, and there is no distinction between up and down. You don’t know which side is down and which side is up, so pooping and peeing can basically be regarded as handstands. Pulling.

The operation of special training is to allow astronauts like them to develop this kind of thinking so that they will not be unable to adapt to outer space.

When the head is down, the head is congested with blood, and the patient has to work hard to expel the feces and urine upwards from the body. The difficulty of holding in the breath and exerting force can be imagined.

After Zhao Mo felt it, he held it in for nearly half an hour before completing the operation, especially the pooping, which was so hard that he almost died.

After finishing, Zhao Mo carefully collected the excrement, then carefully canceled the handstand and stood up again.

Even so, when I looked at my pants, I still accidentally peed some on my body while standing upside down to urinate.

Zhao Mo suddenly blushed: "Fuck! This training needs to be strengthened~"

Fortunately, he didn't poop on himself, otherwise he would have become autistic.

Put the excrement on the window pane and staff will come to collect it.

Zhao Mo picked up the relevant operation books and continued to study.

Here is a confinement room, empty, without any entertainment facilities, only a desk and a few books, and nothing else. Of course, it's not that there are no special places. There are still special places. That is, this confinement room has been equipped with very strong sound insulation measures. Basically, you can't hear any sound from outside.

Quiet and isolated.

This is not a case of confinement because he committed a crime, but a case of confinement training.

Zhao Mo needs to stay in this confinement room for three days and three nights. During this period, he is not allowed to communicate with the outside world. He also needs to learn various aerospace knowledge, and undergo special training such as standing upside down, defecating and peeing, and not being allowed to sleep.

The main feature is a real simulation!

For ordinary people, any task is very difficult and basically difficult to complete.

The only simple thing is that you are not allowed to sleep for three days and three nights. This is not a problem for many working people and game fanatics. Not to mention three days and three nights, seven days and seven nights is not something no one has done before. However, Zhao Mo's three days and three nights here are not just about staying up late. He needs to complete it together with other tasks. He also has to study and work, and he is in a state of confinement.

99.99% of people cannot bear this state. People who can stay up all day and night while working are very powerful.

For more than two days and two nights, they are all gods!

The astronauts need to be able to persist for at least three days and three nights.

"It's not difficult for me~"

Zhao Mo read the book calmly, not considering whether this special training was difficult or not.

Thanks to the "liver" he has always had, his "iron will" cannot be blocked. Now he needs to be physically fit and dedicated, and stay up late while studying in confinement. He does not find it very difficult.

Therefore, after a day and a night passed, the system was not triggered. It was obviously determined that this kind of thing would not increase the "MTR value" for him.

Three days and three nights later~

In the early morning of the fourth day, the staff opened the door of the confinement room and called: "Professor Zhao, you can come out~"

The strong sunlight shone in, dazzling Zhao Mo who was used to the lighting environment.

He quickly covered it with his hands and let his eyes gradually adjust.

After a while, he stood up and walked out of the solitary room.

Outside the door, coach Wu Jie, other training staff, and several astronauts were looking at him. When they saw him coming out, everyone had an expression of admiration on their faces, and then they applauded enthusiastically.

Bang bang bang... "Professor Zhao, well done, you have set a good example for other pilots!"

Wu Jie applauded and cheered.

Zhao Mo looked over and immediately saw that the faces of the astronauts next to him changed slightly, with a bit of bitterness, obviously thinking of the difficulties they would have in training in the future.

He didn't say anything, just smiled slightly, and then asked: "Coach, what will be the training tomorrow?"

Those astronauts: "..."

Good guy, it has to be this way, right?

Wu Jie couldn't help but laugh and said: "Professor Zhao, training must be relaxed. You have been training here for almost a month and a half, and you have been in a state of mental stress, so we plan to give you a holiday and go back to rest for two days before coming back."

Zhao Mo was startled when he heard this, but when he thought it had indeed been a long time, he nodded and agreed readily: "Okay."

"Ah? Give Professor Zhao a vacation alone?"

While eating breakfast, the other astronauts who heard the news were all surprised.

"If you are in Professor Zhao's state, I will give you a holiday!"

Coach Wu Jie said with a smile on his face.

Liu Yang, Wang Yaping and other astronauts were all speechless: "..."

Well, who can compare with Zhao Mo, the "King of Rolls"!

Zhao Mo, who was eating next to him, didn't say anything, just smiled knowingly, and then drank up the remaining one-third of the porridge in the bowl with a "snort".

That morning, after coming out of the training center, Zhao Mo did not go home. Instead, he went to the Eleventh Research Institute to confirm the follow-up work on the high-thrust engine, and then went to Wudaokou.

The time is approaching the end of 2009.

Another year is coming to an end~

"Zhao Mo, you are finally willing to come back~"

As soon as he sat down at Wudaokou and before he could check his studies, the mathematics director Zhou Zuojian ran over to talk to him.

Zhao Mo smiled sheepishly and said, "Looking at what you said, I am also a teacher at Wudaokou after all."

"Yes, a teacher who hasn't shown up in school for several months~"

Zhou Zuojian continued to tease him.

Zhao Mo exclaimed, "My dear, it's been less than two months, right? Just talk about a few months. This pot is too big for my small body to carry."

Zhou Zuojian couldn't help but laugh and said: "Don't worry, no one will let you take the blame."

Zhao Mo chuckled.

Zhou Zuojian then talked about the matter. He had a lot to say to Zhao Mo: "...the matter of outstanding youths and Yangtze River scholars is basically fine, and the hats will be released next year. In addition, the country is brewing a plan for ten thousand people. When the time comes, would you like to help you apply?"

Zhao Mo was startled when he heard this, and then he remembered the words of Ruan Min, the director of the Space Administration. After hesitating for a while, he said: "Director, forget about this plan for thousands of people. There is no need to waste a spot on me. Previously, Ruan Min of the Space Administration The director told me that they would help me win academicians in the name of the space agency."

When Zhou Zuojian talked about the hats for Outstanding Young Scholars and Yangtze River Scholars in the first half of the year, the high-thrust rocket engine was just beginning. At that time, I thought it would be good to have these hats, so I agreed to Zhou Zuojian to arrange them. The new list for Distinguished Young Scholars will be released in June, and the new list for Yangtze River Scholars will be released in August.

It turns out that it’s the end of the year, and the high-thrust rocket engines have all been successfully tested. These two hats haven’t been released yet, and they will have to wait until next year, which is a bit useless.

With his current fame and strength, being a Distinguished Young Scholar or a Yangtze River Scholar is just the icing on the cake and will not bring him any benefit. On the contrary, he took the initiative to apply for the title of Distinguished Youth and Yangtze River Scholar, which would add a layer of gold to these two titles.

However, now that the hat was off, he said nothing.

So when another "Ten Thousand Thousand People Plan" came up, he didn't want it.

It's useless and dispensable, so don't use it at all. Give the quota to those who need these hats to increase their influence and show high integrity.

"what?"

Listening to his words, Zhou Zuojian was completely shocked, and confirmed with an unbelievable look on his face: "He really said that, and nominated you as an academician?"

Zhao Mo nodded and replied calmly: "Yes, he said he was nominating an academician of the Academy of Engineering."

"This~this..."

Zhou Zuojian was suddenly speechless, as if he was so shocked by this incident that he was speechless.

But in fact, he had already scolded him in his heart: "You Ruan Min, you are poaching me to the point of poaching me at Wudaokou? This is unbearable!"

However, scolding would not solve the problem. He then thought of another problem: "Zhao Mo seems to be a little dissatisfied with the application for Distinguished Young Scholars and Yangtze River Scholars! Also, based on his results so far, Distinguished Young Scholars and Changjiang Scholars The Yangtze River Scholarship should be a sure thing, but it turns out that I can’t get it this year, and it will have to be next year. I wouldn’t be satisfied if it were me... So, should I go to the principal and ask him to give one of his recommended places to Zhao Mo?”

(End of this chapter)