My soul can rest on the way of heaven

"So, from now on, I can only be that old bald donkey like Tathagata?"Tathagata Buddha is sad.

This scene looks so weird. Tathagata Buddha scolds Tathagata for being an old bald donkey."

"This is not bad. If it weren’t for your father’s hand, your intelligence would have been devoured long ago, and you may never get it back!"Lin Beifan comforted

"That's true, at least he's still alive!"Tathagata Buddha nodded, and now he can only accept this reality.

Tathagata Buddha walked back to the golden lotus as if he was mourning for his heir, and sat on the swing with two feet straddling the golden lotus. He looked completely imageless.

A Buddha came over and asked softly:"Buddha……"

"Get out of here, your bald head flashed to me, and stay there!"Tathagata Buddha reprimanded loudly

"Yes, Buddha!"The Buddha retreated.

Looking at the row of Buddhas in front of him, each with a big head on his head and wearing Buddha clothes, Tathagata Buddha felt uncomfortable all over.

"You guys, yes I'm talking about you, take off your Buddhist robes and cassocks. It's too ugly. Please put on some normal clothes!"Tathagata Buddha gave orders.

The Buddhas were shocked:"Buddha, this……"

"I am Buddha, I have the final say! What are you going to do if you disobey me? Take it off!"Tathagata Buddha roared

"Yes, I am Buddha!"The Buddha made a sad face, took off his Buddhist robes, and put on ordinary clothes.

"And your heads, I hate bald heads the most, cover them up!"Tathagata Buddha issued the second order

"How to block this...?"The Buddhas were confused

"I don’t care, just don’t let me see it, otherwise I’ll chop them off one by one!"Tathagata Buddha is fierce

"Yes, let's block it now!"

The Buddhas were busy again. They found hats or cut clothes and put them on their heads. They looked nondescript.

"This is finally more pleasing to the eye~!"Tathagata Buddha nodded, clapped his hands and applauded.

But he saw a woman in plain clothes next to him, holding a bottle with one hand and remained unmoved.

Tathagata Buddha squinted:"Are you Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

"Yes, Buddha!"Guanyin Bodhisattva was terrified, always feeling that a big conspiracy was coming.

Tathagata Buddha said:"I heard from my father that you used to be a man and looked very masculine. How come you have become a woman now? Why did you become a woman? Is this your hobby?

Guanyin Bodhisattva:"Buddha, this is just an appearance, not the essence."……"

Tathagata Buddha said again:"Does it hurt from the palace?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva:"……"

There is no answer to this question!

The surrounding gods all laughed secretly, and Guanyin Bodhisattva was so angry that his face was distorted. But the person in front of him was naturally his immediate boss. He wanted to get angry but couldn't, and it was very uncomfortable to hold it in.

After teasing everyone, Tathagata Buddha fell into a deep state of confusion:"What should we do when we come down?"

He saw his father Lin Beifan's eyes and asked:"Dad, what else is there to do next? Can you give me some advice?"

"You are Buddha now, you can do whatever you want, do whatever you want, no need to worry about me! Lin Beifan smiled and then offered a bad idea.

"Yes! I am the Buddha now, and I can do whatever I want. The Buddha was very happy, and then announced loudly:"Now, with the order of the Tathagata Buddha, I canonize my father as the Infinite Golden Body Buddha, the head of ten thousand Buddhas!"

The Buddhas were shocked! eclipsed

"Buddha, you must not!"

"How is this appropriate?"

"Only those with great merit are worthy of being canonized for this Buddha position!"

"Take back your life quickly!"

……

Tathagata Buddha shouted loudly:"You all get out of here! I am the Buddha and he is my father. Is it wrong for me to make him the Buddha's head? Isn't he qualified? You are chirping, I will send you to the Reincarnation!"

At this moment, a Buddha's light came down from the sky and shone on Lin Beifan, and a golden wheel appeared behind Lin Beifan.

This shows that the Buddha's position consecrated by Tathagata Buddha is valid.

Lin Beifan became the Infinite Golden Buddha, the head of ten thousand Buddhas, and enjoyed the luck of Lingshan.

The wood has become a boat, and the Buddha closed his eyes.

Lin Beifan was very happy:"You are such a good boy of mine. You gave me such a big gift as soon as we met! From now on, I will also be a figure like Buddha, haha!""

"As long as dad likes it! Tathagata Buddha loudly said:"What are you Buddhas still doing in a daze?" Why don't you pay homage to the Buddha's head soon?"

"Pay homage to the Buddha!"The Buddhas said reluctantly

"Free gifts for everyone! Li Beifan stretched out his hand and said with a very stylish smile:"From now on, you and I will be colleagues, so that we can work together in the same boat and share weal and woe!""

"Did you hear that? Look at how enlightened my father is. He is simply a role model for Buddha! You all have to listen to my father from now on. If you dare not listen, don’t blame me for being ruthless!"Tathagata Buddha said loudly

"Yes, Buddha!"The Buddhas had a sad face.

At this moment, Lin Beifan had a cute black and white animal on his hand, which was a cute panda.

He was playing Hanhan at this time and was sleeping very comfortably.

"Dad, what is this? Tathagata Buddha asked.

Lin Beifan smiled:"This is dad's cute pet. Its name is Panda. It is very cute. You can also make him a Buddha. The family will be neat and tidy!""

"Dad is right!"The Tathagata Buddha nodded.

The Buddhas were once again shocked and hurriedly tried to persuade them to stay.

"Buddha is absolutely unacceptable. He is obviously an animal, how can he be granted the title of Buddha?"(of)

"He has not accomplished any meritorious deeds and is not qualified to be a Buddha!"

"Think twice, Buddha!"

……

"Go away! I am Buddha, you have no control over what I want to do! Even a pig can become a Buddha, why can't such a naive panda?"Tathagata Buddha said loudly.

Zhu Bajie:"……"

Did I provoke you?

"Now I solemnly declare that the panda is named the Panda Buddha, and it is only zero below me!"

A ray of Buddha's light came down from the sky and shone on the panda. Several rounds of golden light appeared on the panda's body.

All the Buddhas couldn't bear to close their eyes. They actually made an animal a Buddha, and they were ranked in front of all the Buddhas, with the face of Lingshan. All lost, all disgraced.

From now on, Lingshan will become the laughing stock of the prehistoric world.

"Well done, Linger!"Lin Beifan is happy._To read the underlined version of the novel, please download Fei Lu Novel