My soul can rest on the way of heaven

"Donor, please be slow! I finally remembered that when I was reincarnated, I was indeed accepted as a disciple by a mysterious immortal. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be Donor Lin, so good!"Tathagata Buddha showed a stiff smile.

"You finally remembered, my good son, why don’t you call me daddy? Lin Beifan said happily.

Tathagata Buddha:"……"

Everyone looked at Tathagata in unison, waiting for him to shout those two shameful words.

"Amitabha! Tathagata Buddha recited the Buddha's name to suppress the anger in his body and said:"Donor, in the previous life, we had the relationship between master and disciple, the relationship between father and son. This is the blessing we have cultivated in several lifetimes!" However, now that I have transformed back into a Tathagata, I am a monk, I have severed all ties in the world, and I am no longer the spirit in your mouth. Please understand, donor!

Lin Beifan said sadly:"Ling'er, don't you even recognize your father?" You hate Tathagata and Buddhism so much. I believe this is definitely not your sincerity! Say, was it Tathagata's bald donkey who forced you to do it? Or those two bastard saints?"

Tathagata Buddha: 16"……"

Lin Beifan wailed:"I don't believe it! I don't believe that Ling'er, who is so obedient and sensible, has forgotten me as his father!"

Tathagata Buddha:"……"

Can you please stop mentioning the word dad?

God Haotian also jumped out and said hypocritically:"Tathagata, this is your fault! When King Peacock Ming gave birth to you, you still recognized him as your mother and named him a Bodhisattva! Now Brother Lin is raising you in the same way. As an adult, I teach you the methods of cultivating immortals and teach you how to curse people... Ahem, but you turn your back and deny people. What's the point? You are in vain to be a Buddha!"

​​Tathagata Buddha:"……"

"The Emperor of Heaven is right. When I, Sun Xitian, was studying for Buddhist scriptures, I also met your uncle, the Golden-winged Dapeng! You even gave that bitch with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks an official position, so there's no reason to ignore your father? At least they really raised you up, and your bird is much kinder. You should at least give him a Buddha title, otherwise I won’t agree!"

Tathagata Buddha:"……"

"Don't embarrass Ling'er, he must have some last resort reasons! Lin Beifan said loudly

"Look, they are still thinking about you as their son, but you don’t recognize their father! I can’t bear to see how you can be a Buddha!"Sun Wukong also said loudly.

Tathagata Buddha:"……"

These disturbing bastards!

Tathagata Buddha really regretted coming here and encountering such a bad thing!

Tathagata Buddha spoke:"Almsgiver Lin……"

"Linger, tell me, no matter what you do, dad understands and will always support you! Lin Beifan said lovingly, with a strange smile on his face.

Tathagata Buddha:"……"

Just when Tathagata spoke again, there was a sudden blackness. He closed his eyes and a thought came to his mind: He was plotted!

When Tathagata Buddha opened his eyes again, he blurted out two words:!"

Dad?

Everyone was shocked!

Isn't it wrong? Tathagata really called me daddy?

Everyone didn't believe it!

"I didn't hear you clearly just now, shout it again!" Lin Beifan said.

Tathagata Buddha immediately said:"Dad!"

Everyone retreated in shock!

Tathagata Buddha...

Tathagata Buddha really called me daddy!

He called it so crisply and enthusiastically, from the bottom of his heart, is there any moral integrity left behind?

"Dad, Linger finally sees you again!"

Tathagata Buddha looked very"happy" and"excited". He actually jumped off the golden lotus platform and ran to Lin Beifan. He was a little confused and said condescendingly:"Dad, why have you become shorter?"

"You must have grown taller. Lower your head and let me touch your head!"Lin Beifan stretched out his right hand

"OK, Dad!"Qiao Ling'er lowered her head happily.

"Oh, my good boy!"Lin Beifan liked to touch the Buddha's head. It was very tactile.

Everyone's moral integrity was shattered!

Not only did Tathagata Buddha call him daddy, he also asked people to touch the Buddha's head?

These three views were shattered to pieces!

At this time, Tathagata Buddha The Buddha finally saw the cassock he was wearing and found that he had become a little different, a bit like the legendary Buddha, so he cried out sadly:"This one kills with a thousand swords! Who put on my cassock? Such ugly clothes are like the flowers and green stones in a latrine, so ugly!"

All Buddhas:"……"

Tathagata Buddha took off his cassock and threw it on the ground with great disgust. Then he stamped his feet hard and spat again:"Bah! Such ugly clothes have no flavor. Only monks love them." You are stupid! Don't let me know who put me in such ugly clothes, otherwise I will have to chop him alive!"

Buddhas:"……"

At this time, Tathagata Buddha touched his head full of hair and began to fret again:"Where is the yellow curly hair that I am most proud of? Where is my braces girl? My hair cutter and blowjob? Why don't I have anything?" Already?"

He cast a Water Mirror Technique and finally saw what he looked like.

Then he let out a wolf howl:"Damn it! Who gave me this haircut with buns all over my head? It's like a steamed bun piled on my head. It must be pulled out! Dad, help me!""

A Buddha couldn't stand it any longer. He gently pulled Tathagata Buddha beside him and said cautiously:"Buddha.……"

"What are you looking at? Don't you see I'm angry? Just stay there!"The Tathagata Buddha has a fierce spirit.

"Yes, Buddha!"The Buddha retreated

"Ling'er, that thing on your head is called a bun, and it can't be pulled off! Lin Beifan said

"What should we do, Dad?"Tathagata Buddha is so pitiful

"It’s okay, just change your hairstyle!" Lin Beifan said.

Tathagata Buddha looked at his own appearance in the water mirror, and finally gradually realized, with a sad face:"So, I have become that old bald donkey like Tathagata? Have I become the person I hate the most?"

In fact, he had already felt it. When the 17 relics entered his body, he felt an irresistible force returning, and then fell into a coma.

When he woke up again, he had already Completely changed._Feilu reminds you: three things about reading - collection and recommendation