The Supreme Prosecutor of the Tang Dynasty

The envoy sent to the Tang Dynasty snorted coldly. Under the confused and astonished eyes of everyone, he stood up and walked towards the door.

But... before he took two steps, his expression suddenly changed.

"Why does this messenger feel... a little chilly?"

Everyone:"(⊙o⊙)……"

You...can't you be so cool? Your pants are so damn wet from your urine, what the hell if they don't get cold, right?

Moreover, don’t you know? ? ?

Broken?

Everyone guessed right. The envoy sent to Tang Dynasty was indeed 'broken into pieces' just now because he could not bear this blow. However, this is of no use!

He was broken, and he had already forgotten all this, but after feeling the cold and wet discomfort in his lower body, how could he not react?

It only took a moment... The envoy sent to the Tang Dynasty looked extremely ugly.

"Where are my messenger's pants?"

His face was livid, and he looked as calm as an old dog, but in fact, he was panicking inside! He was uncomfortable, entangled, embarrassed to see others, and extremely ashamed and angry! All kinds of mentality were intertwined and exploded, almost making the ambassador to the Tang Dynasty again Fainted! But at this moment, in front of his men, he must be strong.

Otherwise, if word spreads... will he still be alive?

Even if everyone knows that he peed his pants, but... at least he must remain Calm, right?

In other words, the problem now is that you can't let those outside find you peed your pants...

Your subordinates are your own people after all. Even if they know, as long as you warn them, they may not dare to talk nonsense everywhere!

But Once those people outside know about it, it will be spread all over the world!

At that time, not only will their faces be shameless and shameless, but even His Majesty the Emperor will be embarrassed!

Naturally, this kind of thing cannot be done Happened!

Therefore, the envoy sent to Tang Dynasty was ready to change his pants immediately before going to see that prosecutor.

But the idea was good, but the reality was always extremely cruel.

"Lord Messenger……"One of his subordinates said with a sad face:"Just now... we were in a panic just now. I'm afraid... our pants were left in other rooms."

The envoy to the Tang Dynasty said:"(⊙o⊙)…"

Do I really... want to kill someone?

The envoy sent to the Tang Dynasty was furious and almost wanted to kill this guy with a knife, but considering that the current situation was not suitable for such a thing, he could only say with a stern face:"Take off your pants!"

His subordinates:"Nani???"

"Lord Messenger, I...I am straight and I don’t like men."

"Who the hell likes men anymore? I want to change my pants with you, okay? ? ?"The envoy to the Tang Dynasty almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, and he was half angry to death.

However, before he could explain anything, he heard a burst of hearty laughter coming from outside the door.……

"Hahaha, is it Japan’s envoy to Tang Dynasty?"

"I asked why there was no one there all the time. It turned out that I was hiding here to have a private meeting with Mei, which makes sense. It’s human nature, it’s human nature!"

Chen Qiu came in from the door with a group of people, his face was full of 'you know' expression, but... after entering the room, Chen Qiu's expression changed instantly

"hiss! ?"

"I didn’t expect that you, the envoy to the Tang Dynasty, would be so good at this? The goodness of Long Yang... Alas, I am incompetent in explaining it."

The envoy sent to Tang Dynasty said:"Pfft……"

God damn Long Yang, things are not what you imagined at all, right? What the hell am I just... wait a minute...

Shitang Envoy originally wanted to explain, but then he thought about it...how the hell should I explain?

Explain that I wet my pants and need to change my subordinates' pants? It’s better not to explain this! The goodness of Long Yang is, at most, a matter of personal preference.

Peeing your pants...this is really a big problem!

"cough……"

The envoy to the Tang Dynasty coughed dryly and tried to calm down:"Is this the famous prosecutor Chen Qiu? This envoy is Ichiro Kameda, the envoy to the Tang Dynasty from Japan. I'm glad to meet you.……"

"As for the goodness of Longyang……"

"Alas, I feel ashamed to say it. Now that you have discovered it, Mr. Chen, I can no longer hide it. That’s right... I really like Long Yang.……"

Men:"??? Damn it!!!"

You are indeed as good as Long Yang. Fortunately, I am very clean, otherwise... of course they did not dare to speak at will, but they wrote almost everything in their hearts. On his face, Kameda Ichiro could understand it at a glance...

Because of this, Kameda Ichiro's face instantly turned completely black, like black coal.

The god is indeed as good as Long Yang...

I want to take the blame for myself, the emperor, and even the reputation of Japan as a whole, okay?

"Oh, Kameda, right? You don't have to mind, after all... Although it is indeed a bit abnormal to like men, it is not something you can control, right?"

Chen Qiu said with a smile...

Kameda Ichiro nodded repeatedly, almost saying it was extremely...

However, Chen Qiu suddenly changed his voice:"Just like you, I really don't blame you for liking Long Yang. , I can only blame you for being a pervert since you were born~"

Kameda Ichiro:".Yes, yes... huh? ? ? Mr. Chen, what do you mean?"

"It doesn't mean anything, it's just a sudden sigh. Chen Qiu grinned:"By the way, compared to Long Yangzhi, Kameda, I would rather know, why are your pants... wet?""

"And it looks like...he peed his pants?!"

Chen Qiu blinked, like a curious baby who didn't know anything, but the words in his mouth instantly turned Kameda Ichiro's face as black as the bottom of a pot.

I drafted it just to cover up the fact that I peed my pants. I specially Why did you admit that you are 'bent', but now?

You still found me peed my pants?

Then why the hell did I admit this?

Isn't this a scapegoat for myself that I can't get rid of? And he put the blame on it with his own hands!?

Fuck you, grandma!

Kameda Ichiro’s heart is full of 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past. Opposite him, Chen Qiu’s face is full of harmlessness and curiosity.

"hiss?"

"Kameda, why do you look so ugly? Could it be that...you really peed your pants?"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, why did you pee your pants in broad daylight? If you peed your pants at night, it would be okay, but in broad daylight……"

"Could it be that I can't find the toilet?"

"In other words, Kameda, you have this kind of hobby? ? ?"

Oh my God, I can't find a fucking toilet...

Damn it, uncle, I have this habit. I have a habit of hammering! I can't wash it out even if I jump into the Yellow River. Fire!

Ichiro Kameda vomited blood, but he couldn't find it!" I have no words to refute, and I feel extremely aggrieved.

"If you hadn't put me in this haunted house, would I have wet my pants?"

Thinking of this, he instantly became angry...

Damn it, it seems like you should give me an explanation for this matter!?_

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