The Supreme Prosecutor of the Tang Dynasty

Send envoy to Tang Dynasty:"？？？？" o((⊙﹏⊙))o

(O_O)? ? ?

What the hell is going on? ? ?

The Japanese envoy sent to Tang Dynasty had only three big words flashing in his mind at this moment... What is going on with Cao Mu Ma? ? ?

He watched helplessly as the ghost in front of him who was demanding his life stood up, laughed, and while laughing... he shouted:"Everyone, come and see! The envoy Qiantang peed his pants!" At first, the envoy Qiantang didn't react..

But soon, as the 'fierce ghost' not only shouted, but also ran away, the corpse on the ground also started to run, not only running, but also running and screaming at the same time!

As for the content of the shouting, it was naturally related to a certain envoy sent to Tang Dynasty to wet his pants!

"Damn you guys!"

The envoy to the Tang Dynasty was furious in an instant, as if his mind was exploding. He was so dizzy!

Anger, shame, and shamelessness... all kinds of emotions merged together in an instant. Especially, he, the majestic envoy to the Dongying to the Tang Dynasty, Even in Japan, he is still a high-ranking and powerful person!

But now? He was so scared that he peed his pants! If this weakness is spread, he still has the face of a hammer to see others?

That's it! What if? It's not a big problem if you wet your pants and no one knows about it secretly, but the problem is...how can no one know about it now?

Those 'vile ghosts' and 'zombie corpses' are running and screaming at the same time, stupid I don’t know!

How many people or ghosts are there in this yard? The Tang Dynasty envoy didn’t know, but what he knew was...Te Niang’s own men are all here now! With such random shouting, if they It’s really a damn thing that you didn’t hear it!

In other words, now everyone knows that I peed my pants???

Thinking of this, Qian Tang almost spit out a mouthful of old blood! He can still hold on without fainting In the past, it was already so awesome!

"No, I need to find a way to cover it up. I definitely can’t let them see what I look like now!"

"But...how to cover it up?"

Thoughts came up one after another, but before the Tang Dynasty envoy could start to implement it, a group of panicked subordinates rushed in after hearing the sound, and then……

"Lord Messenger? ?"

"God, Lord Messenger, why are you lying on the ground?"

"ah? Lord Messenger actually peed his pants?"

A group of subordinates were originally so panicked that they thought they were being chased by ghosts or something, but now that they saw... it was just an instant, and the fear in their hearts was diluted a lot. At this moment, there was only one thought in everyone's mind, and that was...Holy shit? Lord Tang Envoy actually peed his pants?

This is really...tsk, tsk, tsk.

Although no one dared to laugh, how could they escape from everyone's half-smiling and uncomfortable expressions? Can he win the eyes of the envoy sent to the Tang Dynasty?

In just a moment, his expression changed and he looked towards the……

"Forehead……"

Among his subordinates, there are also people who are good at observing words and expressions. Seeing that the envoy sent to the Tang Dynasty looked ugly, he immediately coughed and changed his tune in an instant.

"Everyone, please pay attention to the messenger's pants. The messenger's pants are just wet."

Sent envoy to Tang Dynasty:"？？？"

Damn it!

"You still say?"

He was so angry that his eyes almost burst out with fire. He looked at his men fiercely and wanted to jump up and tear this guy's mouth to pieces!

But it is a pity that this guy's ability to observe words and emotions is really not very good at this moment. I didn't feel anything was wrong, I just blinked and looked at Ambassador Qiantang innocently...

What the hell...

Envoy Qiantang's energy and blood rushed to his heart. He couldn't hold back anymore and spurted out the old blood. Then, he was actually angry. Passed out!

At the same time, a group of people jumped down from the tall locust tree and slipped out of the courtyard together with the 'corpse' and the 'devil'...

After they left, the door slowly opened, Then, Chen Qiu came slowly.

Just when Chen Qiu stepped into the yard, an inspection guard rushed over while putting on makeup.

"Mission accomplished?"

"If I return to my lord, the mission was successfully completed, even more perfect and easier than imagined."

"oh?"

Chen Qiu smiled, looked at the inspection guard who hadn't even had time to take off his makeup, and said softly:"You are very good. The show will be great later, so don't let anything go wrong."

"Don't worry, sir. If your subordinates dare to issue military orders, they will definitely make that envoy to the Tang Dynasty unforgettable for the rest of his life!"

"In this case, we will go to meet him together."

Chen Qiu smiled and led a group of people into the courtyard.……

"Where are people?"

The yard was empty, and there seemed to be no one. Zhou Kang immediately frowned, stepped forward and snorted:"My Lord Prosecutor has arrived, where is the envoy sent to Tang from Dongying?"

"Could it be that because he thought the visitor was a guest, he would deceive the host?"

Zhou Kang was 'coming menacingly', and he looked like he was going to raise an army to hold him accountable, which confused many of his subordinates who were brought by the envoy to the Tang Dynasty.……

"What the hell is going on?"

"You ask me, who is my mother asking me?"

"Inspector? He seems to be a very powerful official in the Tang Dynasty, with extremely high power. We are outsiders, so we must not be able to offend him, right?"

"nonsense! But now the question is, our messenger has fainted, what should we do now?"

"Pretending to be deaf and dumb?"

Zhou Kang sneered, his eyes were vague, and he glanced at the room where the ambassador to the Tang Dynasty and others were, and the corners of his mouth slowly raised:"Are you trying to force my family to go crazy?"

153 people:"……"

I'll send you my sister!

We don’t even know what the hell is going on right now, what the hell are you going to do?

Moreover, weren't there a group of ghosts in this yard just now? Why did they want to use ropes to kill us? Why have they turned into a group of vicious inspection guards now?

This is a bit unreasonable and doesn’t make sense!

"Quick, pinch people!"

"That's right, no matter what, it is not for us to make the decision. We must let the messenger wake up and make the decision himself!"

"I have strong hands, let me do it!"

Pinch the person, start!

The Qiantang envoy who was originally dizzy and passed out on the ground suddenly felt a sharp pain, and then suddenly woke up.……

"what happened? Who the hell is pinching me?"He glared, completely forgetting what happened before, as if he had lost his memory.

"Lord Messenger……"

The subordinates were about to cry without tears:"Now, the Tang prosecutor is outside……‘Asking to see you, he said that if you don't show up, he will go crazy"

"Inspector? The envoy sent to the Tang Dynasty changed his face slightly:"I have heard of this person, but so what?" After all, I am also an envoy to Japan, an envoy to the Tang Dynasty. As an official of the Tang Dynasty, how can he be detrimental to this envoy, right?"

"come! Follow this envoy to meet him and see who he is!"

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