I don't want to pretend anymore. I have a chat group with gods.

Since the gods came into being...

The Jade Emperor cried and shouted to recognize him as his godfather,

Bodhi Patriarch kowtowed three times and nine times to be his younger brother,

Zhu Bajie vowed to help him woo Chang'e,

Sun Wukong knelt down and begged to be his doorman...

Qin Shihuang was willing to be a Shamatte for him and worship him as his master...

Seven fairies took turns to be his maids...