Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

[Super Chat Group]

[Navilet: There are reasons why these articles can be legislated. Let me explain them briefly. ]

[Navilet: 1. Regarding "It is forbidden to release flying objects in the first three days of the month of Fontainebleau". ]

[Navilet: This is because there are major events in the first three days of the month, and releasing flying objects will affect the activities. ]

[Navilet: 2. Regarding "Bivalve shells stranded during the dry season belong to the water god, and snail shells belong to the people". ]

[Navilet: In short, bivalves cannot be caught during the dry season, but snails can be caught, which is equivalent to the fishing moratorium. ]

[Navilet: It is an alternative protection measure. ]

[Navilet: 3. Regarding "All acrobatic troupes should stay away from the Mo Mang Palace area". 】

[Navilet: This is because a circus once sprayed fire in front of the Momang Palace, which triggered the fire department and caused a large number of files to be damaged. 】

[Navilet: Fourth, regarding "For example, it is forbidden to eat ketchup alone in the cafeteria and restaurant." 】

[Navilet: This is because the color of ketchup is very similar to blood. 】

[Navilet: If you eat it alone, it is easy to be mistaken for drinking blood. 】

[Navilet: Well, Ms. Funina was once scared by someone. 】

[Navilet: Fifth, regarding "It is forbidden to touch Melusin without permission, and observe, record, feed, and other offensive behaviors." 】

[Navilet: This is the one I promoted, and even stipulated that Melusin must be referred to as "she" instead of "it". 】

[Navilette: Although Melusine is not a human, she is definitely not an animal or a pet! 】

[Navilette: They are citizens of Fontaine and should enjoy equal civil rights! 】

[Navilette: This is the result of the struggle more than 400 years ago and the efforts of everyone in the past 400 years! We must pay attention to it! 】

[Navilette: Of course, it was not so severe originally, but there was such an incident. 】

[Navilette: Once, a vitalist scholar named Samar came to Fontaine to communicate with people from the Academy of Sciences. 】

[Navilette: During this period, he stayed in Port Helu for a while. 】

[Navilette: On a certain occasion, he saw a Melusine and liked her very much. He immediately carried her away in a sack. 】

[Navilette: Then he took her back to his residence to observe, record, feed, etc. 】

[Navilette: Of course, the scholar was arrested soon. 】

[Navilette: 27 However, considering that he was a foreigner and didn't know about Fontaine's situation, he was asked to apologize publicly on the bulletin board. 】

[Navilette: Finally, he was deported! 】

[Navilette: Since then, this seemingly special legal provision has been introduced! 】

[Navilette: 6. Regarding "Prohibition of Keeping Domestic Animals"

"Name the pet Funina".]

[Navilette: This is actually easy to understand, after all, gods are special!]

[Navilette: Not giving the same name is a respect for gods!]

[Navilette: I used to think that people all thought so, until this happened.]

[Navilette: One day, Ms. Funina was drinking coffee in a restaurant. Suddenly someone called her pet dog "Funina", and then Funina and the pet dog turned their heads together...]

[Navilette: Finally, Fontaine has such a legal provision!]

The people in the chat group were originally speculating on the reasons behind these legal provisions.

After seeing the series of remarks made by Navilette, their expressions suddenly became strange.

Good fellow!

Except for the first two which are slightly normal, the following ones are more outrageous than the last!

It really proves that saying,

Behind every outrageous regulation, there is more or less an outrageous story!

Compared to the surprise of people from other countries in the group, the people of Xumi looked helpless.

I thought it was just a bystander.

Never expected that it would be eaten by me in the end!

Who could have expected that the bizarre laws of Fontaine were caused by the outrageous behavior of people in their own country?

Too abstract!

[Buyer: Everyone in Fontaine, this is our Xumi's fault, I'm really sorry! ]

[Buyer: Miss Sigwen, on behalf of That scholar sincerely apologizes to you, the Melusin clan! @希格雯（道歉.jpg）】

[Nasida: Miss 希格雯, I didn’t discipline you in the past. Here, I sincerely apologize to you, the Melusin clan! @希格雯（道歉.jpg）]

[Tinari: Miss 希格雯, I’m sorry. This is the fault of our members of the Shenglun School! On behalf of the Shenglun School, I sincerely apologize to you, the Melusin clan! @希格雯（道歉.jpg）]

Seeing this, 希格雯 quickly responded.

[希格雯: No need. That Melusin doesn’t care anymore. ]

[希格雯: And that scholar was also unaware and was punished in the end. ]

She didn’t really Angry.

After all, ignorance is not a crime~

Of course, the most important thing is that the scholar did not have any bad intentions.

Otherwise, the head nurse would be really unhappy~

And compared to the outrageous behavior of the Decree Court at that time, this scholar named "Samar" was already very normal!

Sure enough, everything depends on comparison!

[Sigwen: Thank you, Lord Villette, for helping us to customize the law for the Melusin clan! (*^▽^*)]

[Villette: You're welcome! This is what you deserve! (Sigh.jpg)]

[Leosli: Yes, after four hundred years of hard work, Melusin has long been a part of Fontaine and our family! Naturally, we should not and cannot use it againstTreat them like pets! ]

[Navia: That's right! If I find them, I will be the first one to not let them go! ]

[Xiawolei: Me too! As the current captain of the forest patrol team, I naturally inherited the responsibility of protecting Melusin! ]

[Claulinde: Me too! ]

[Charlotte: Humph, if there is, I will definitely expose these guys in the Steambird Newspaper! ]

[……]

[Sigwen: Thank you everyone in the group! (happy.jpg)]

Seeing this harmonious scene, the people in the group nodded secretly.

Indeed!

Now Melusin is a citizen of Fontaine and enjoys equal rights.

If you observe, record, feed, and put on sacks, it is really offensive!

Behind this seemingly funny legal provision, there is actually a collision between races!

Don't be careless!

But the others~

At this time,

[Yan Fei: As expected, behind every outrageous rule, there is almost an outrageous story! (sigh.jpg)]

[Ying Mei: That's right~ But compared to this, the other two are more outrageous! ]

[Ying Mei: One is that it is forbidden to eat ketchup alone in the cafeteria and restaurant, and the other is that it is forbidden to name domestic animals Fu Nina! ]

[Ying Mei: I can already imagine the scene of Fu Fu being scared, and the scene of looking back with the domestic dog! (dog head.jpg)]

[Paimon: Hahaha, that scene must be very funny! (dog head.jpg)]

[Alice: I seriously suspect that Fu Fu was bullied, and then went back to make a special law! (smirk.jpg)]

[Wendy: Hey, there are two items related to Funina. I even suspect that there is a shadow of this person behind other weird legal provisions! ]

[Zhongli: From a universal rational point of view, it is very likely! After all, he is the god of justice~ (serious.jpg)]

[Ying: I understand~ Regarding the shell picker, in addition to the consideration of the fishing moratorium, it is very likely that Fufu and his people were fighting for shells, and then they didn't get any. In the end, he was so angry that his heart collapsed. Woohoo, so pitiful~ (smirk.jpg)]

[Yae Shenzi: Awesome, my Ying, you learn and apply it! (dog head.jpg)]

[Zhen: (thumbs up.jpg)]

[Funina: ...]

Looking at the jokes in the group, Fufu was numb.

Where are the serious comments?

Why are everyone in the group discussing her dark history?

Don't punish people in a group like this!

At this time,

[Buyer: Ahem, compared to this, I am more curious about the legal provision "It is forbidden to name domestic animals Funina"! ]

[Buyer: Although the story behind it is a little... a little special, I always feel that there are loopholes in this provision! ]

[Buyer: For example, if it is forbidden to keep domestic animals, thenWhat about the wild ones? Or the mechanical ones? 】

[Nashida: Oh, and what if people give their pets other names? 】

[Nashida: For example, Fukaros! (dog head.jpg)]

[Tevarin: Ahem, I think it's not as good as Vilet! (dog head.jpg)]

[Lord of the Rota: No, no, no, my opinion is not as good as Vilet! (dog head.jpg)]

[Fukaros: ...]

[Vilet: ...]

The two never thought that this matter could be linked to them.

But the group members are right!

There is indeed this loophole.

It seems that we have to make legislation to fill it later!

After all, never underestimate the fun of the human species~

...

Villa.

"Fontaine's strange law..."

Seeing the prominent comments in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen was also thoughtful.

In fact, many of these are referenced from the laws of a certain country.

A typical example is that you can't name your pet Napoleon!

However, since the Teyvat continent is now a real world, there must be a strange story behind the article.

Thinking of the scene where Funina and the domestic dog named "Funina" turned back together,

He couldn't help but smile.

It's so interesting!

If only Fufu could stay so silly!

Thinking of the next content, Luo Chen sighed softly in his heart.

After taking a deep breath, he spoke seriously again.

"Through the comments just now, I think you all already know the image of Funina in the public!"

"If you don't know the inside story, you might be like the travelers who first arrived at Fontaine,"

"Think this water god is a little silly."

"Compared with the other gods, it's really a bit out of tune."

"In fact, it's more appropriate to say that this is the god of fun rather than the water god!"

"But now you all know the truth!"

"This is all fake!"

"It's all a show!"

…

Hearing the words on the light screen, the people in the chat group also realized that the topic had come to the point.

Involuntarily, they stopped the discussion in the group tacitly.

Then they all stopped smiling and sat upright to listen.

This is the best respect they have for this person who has been silently working for Fontaine for five hundred years!

Among them, the people of Fontaine looked the most solemn!

After all, this was their Lady Funina!

…

Villa.

Luo Chen continued at this time.

"The time came five hundred years ago!"

"After the death of Egolia, Fukaros succeeded to the position of the second generation of water god!"

"In order to deal with the prophecy crisis, she thought of a series of plans!"

"In order to conceal the truth, she separated her personality and named it Funina! "

"After that, Fukalos hid behind the scenes and found the other party through a mirror!"

"She told the other party about the predicted crisis."

"Then he said that he had a plan to save Fontaine, but Funina needed to endure some pain."

"And this pain is to play the role of the water god!"

"Maybe some people don't quite understand the pain!"

"What's so uncomfortable about playing a god?"

"Not only is it not uncomfortable, but it is a great joy!"

"With the identity of a god, you are the highest ruler of the country!"

"You can eat whatever you want and drink whatever you want!"

"You can do whatever you want!"

"Everyone loves you and everyone respects you! ”

“You will enjoy the ultimate scenery!”

“But is it really so?”

“You know, this kind of behavior is the kind of tyrant in the secular world!”

“Such people often don’t have a good ending.”

“It may even lead to the destruction of the country!”

“What about the gods?”

“No one is a fool!”

“Let’s ask, if the people of Fontaine saw that their new god was such a person who was greedy for enjoyment, what would their reaction be?”

“I will definitely doubt it!”

“This emotion will grow stronger over time!”

“It may even cause dissatisfaction!”

“Under such circumstances, it won’t be long before the identity will be exposed!”

“Fukalos’ plan will also be shattered along with 467! 467”

…

Hearing this, the Fontaine people in the light curtain also nodded repeatedly.

Indeed!

If their new water god is such a god!

They will definitely be suspicious!

With this mindset, it is only a matter of time before his identity is exposed.

It will never be like Lady Funina who can hide it for five hundred years!

…

Villa.

Luo Chen continued to speak.

“So let me briefly mention the situation here.”

“First of all, the difficulty!”

“Anyone who has performed knows how difficult it is to play a person well.”

“Because you have to imitate the other person’s behavior almost perfectly.”

“Otherwise, it is easy for the audience to feel out of place!”

“Once out of place, the performance is basically a failure.” ”

“But fortunately, these people can still rehearse and practice privately.”

“They can fail many times!”

“As long as they perform nearly perfectly in the most crucial performance!”

“It’s okay even if they fail.”

“Just wait for the next performance!”

“But Funina is different!”

“First of all, she has no reference!”

"She had very few opportunities to interact with Fukaros, so she didn't have enough time to imitate him."

"Even if there were, it might not be the best choice!"

"Because people often don't necessarily like real gods, but like the gods they imagine!"

"For example, Barbatos, Morax, Baalzebub and Nashida."

"That is, the drunkard, the street kid, the nerd girl, and the fool."

"Although this is Some of these titles are teasing, but they are also true portrayals of their current state. "

"If the people of Mondstadt, Liyue, Inazuma, and Xumi met these people in their current state during the Demon God War thousands of years ago,"

"Would you believe in their status as gods?"

"Would you choose to believe in them?"

"Obviously unlikely!"

"Maybe they would even think of them as fools!"

"Before the light curtain descended on Teyvat, the image of gods in the hearts of various countries was also like this 's!"

"In the eyes of Mondstadt people, the God of Wind is kind and holy!"

"In the eyes of Liyue people, the God of Rock is decisive and ruthless!"

"In the eyes of Inazuma people, the God of Thunder is mighty and domineering!"

"In the eyes of Xumi people, the God of Grass is kind and wise!"

"So when they saw that Nashida had no wisdom, they directly imprisoned her."

"But after the light curtain descended, putting aside the improper comments, the behavior of these four gods themselves was unacceptable to many people!"

"The most typical It should be Barbara!"

"Barbatos' drunkard image completely broke the perfect image of the wind god in her mind!"

"Only now that the four countries know the deeds of these gods and receive their grace,"

"So they slowly accepted it."

"Even like it more!"

"So, what Funina has to do is not to play the real god, but to play the god imagined by humans!"

"That is - not to explore divinity, but to fight against human nature!".