Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

Xumeru, Huanalana.

"You've seen Funina already?"

"Wow!"

"It's only been a few minutes?"

"This should be the fastest time I've seen a god in these five countries, right?"

Seeing the video on the screen, Yingmei was surprised.

With the experience of the first four countries, she originally thought that it would be very troublesome to see the water god in the original future.

I didn't expect to see him within two minutes of setting foot on the land of Fontaine.

Although this is a personality!

But it is indeed the water god in public!

"Yes, yes, it's really surprising!"

On the side, Paimon nodded repeatedly like a chicken pecking at rice after hearing it.

In the original future, in order to see the wind god, rock god, thunder god, and grass god, they spent a lot of effort.

Even wanted four times in a row!

So miserable~!

It's not as fast as Fontaine's!

Not only fast, but Funina also gave them enough face!

Although this welcome ceremony is a little strange...

Of course, the singing side is a little special.

Although I met him earlier, I didn't know his identity at that time.

So it's not strictly speaking.

At this time, Nashida blinked cutely and teased cunningly.

"Yeah, it's too fast!"

"I almost sent you two to jail~"

Hearing this, Yingmei and Paimon's faces suddenly fell.

Really~

If it weren't for Linnie's help, they would have been arrested by that guy.

As soon as they arrived, they were invited to "live" in the prison. This welcome ceremony was too "warm"~

But soon, Yingmei seemed to think of something, and immediately put her hands on her hips and snorted.

"Hehe~"

"Funningna just bullied us because it was our first time to Fontaine and we didn't know the laws there!"

"But now I know!"

"When we go to Fontaine later, we must choose a day that is not the first three days of the month!"

"But even the first three days will do."

"As long as..."

"One four "one four zero" zero"

Speaking of this, she suddenly turned her head and looked at Paimeng flying in the air, her expression became disdainful.

"Just tie a rope behind Paimon."

"After all, [Balloon] is not considered a flying object~"

"Eh?"

Hearing this, the little Paimon who was nodding in agreement suddenly froze.

After a moment of stunned silence, he clenched his fists and stomped his feet in the air in dissatisfaction.

"Damn it!"

"I'm not a balloon!"

"Oh~"

"Is that emergency food?"

Yingmei posed like a little bear spreading his hands.

"Not emergency food either!"

Paimon puffed up his little face.

Yingmei sawShe pretended to be suddenly enlightened, and then became serious.

"Oh, I understand!"

"That's Gaga--machine--Gaga~"

As she said that, she also showed the state of the machine.

Seeing this dark history, Paimon could no longer hold back.

"Ahhhhhh--"

"Ying, I'll fight you--"

After saying that, she waved her little fist and hit Yingmei.

After Yingmei laughed, she quickly got up and ran away.

For a while, two figures, one big and one small, chased each other in the rainforest.

It was so lively~

Seeing this scene, Buyer and Nashida were also at a loss whether to laugh or cry.

These two funny guys...

...

Fontaine, Opikle Opera House.

"Exaggerated words and actions!"

"Funny and elegant manners!"

"Unique sense of drama!"

"Indeed!"

"Exactly the same as my impression of Ms. Funinna!"

Listening to the comments of the light curtain and watching the video in the light curtain, Violet nodded in agreement.

Although this person often gave him a headache,

But it must be said that such an unpredictable Ms. Funinna has her own unique charm!

Otherwise, there would not be so many people in Fontaine who like her!

In this regard, he is not as good as the other party!

Even Fukaros is the same!

As the light curtain said, if you want to choose a spiritual leader in Fontaine, Ms. Funinna is the best choice,

or even the only choice!

It's just...

"Ms. Funina, I thought you could have a good chat with others with your ability."

"I didn't expect you would be awkward with others!"

That Villette shook his head with a sigh.

It seemed like he was sighing, but the smile on his face revealed his mood.

You teased me for being awkward with others.

I didn't expect you to be any better~

After joining the chat group and being enlightened by the light curtain,

That Villette kept trying to understand human emotions.

It has to be said that he now has the signs of a happy dragon.

Hearing this "weird" remark, Funina's mouth twitched.

Funning all day, but the goose pecked her eyes...

But she couldn't refute it.

After all, she was a little awkward when welcoming the travelers.

But the key is that it was the first time she welcomed someone like that!

The one she welcomed was the executioner who liked to make trouble!

How could she know how to deal with it?

Didn’t she see that the other party had drawn his bladeless sword and was ready to chop people?

If it weren’t for her original future self’s wit, she might have been exposed long ago...

On the side, looking at the speechless Fernina, Fukaros felt a little funny in his heart.

At the same time, he felt a little distressed.

She knew that the other person's nature was not like this.

Or even if there was, it was not as exaggerated as shown in the light curtain!

All actions were to play the role of the water god, the water god in the hearts of the people of Fontaine!

From the performance in the light curtain, Funina did it!

The people loved her so much!

But she also paid unimaginable hardships and pains!

Fortunately, now she can finally be herself again!

...

[Super Chat Group]

[Amber: So this is what Lady Funina looked like in reality? It's even more exaggerated than in the chat group! (sigh.jpg)]

[Barbara: I feel that I will definitely get along with Fischl! (laugh.jpg)]

[Fischl: I am the Princess of Judgment, my real name is Fischl, and I came here at the call of fate! Lord of the Land of Water, I, the princess, have granted you an audience in the Pure Land of the Underworld! ]

[Oz: Ahem, the lady said that she welcomes Lady Funina to her home. ]

[Xiangling: Good fellow, although I don't understand, I am greatly shocked! (laughing and crying.jpg)]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Although it's a bit strange, I have to say that it does have a unique charm! ]

[Nel: Yes, it can be seen that the people of Fontaine like her very much, otherwise they wouldn't applaud so enthusiastically! ]

[Alice: Like (×) to have fun (√)]

[Alice: Didn't you see that Lady Funina was almost instigated by them to duel with the Traveler? (smirk.jpg)]

[Yae Shenzi: I still remember the shock on Lady Funina's face when she saw the Traveler draw the Edgeless Sword and was about to attack. 】

[Yae Shinko: That seems to mean, how dare you? (dog head.jpg)]

[Claurinde: Ahem, actually Lady Funina is right! Who dares to attack a god? It's just...]

[Navia: Lady Funina happened to meet a traveler who had experienced four countries! ]

[Navia: God's followers, demons, gods, artificial false gods... She has completely evolved into a Executioner! People in the world call her "Master"! (laughing and crying.jpg)]

[Yingmei: The fear threshold given to Master by the water god is not even one ten-thousandth of Ying's sword! (dog head.jpg)]

[Paimon: I agree! (dog head.jpg)]

Seeing this, everyone nodded secretly in their hearts.

Indeed!

Don’t say that Master Finina is a personality, she doesn’t have any extraordinary strength.

Even if it was the Godhead Fukaros, it would be a lot worse!

Although Master Baalzebub is a bit silly, his strength is unquestionable!

In front of the castle tower, the sudden attack of Wuxiang’s sword has left a deep impression on many people.

The oppressive feeling of that sword is really too strong!

Not many people can withstand this terrifying power!

And Finina was speechless.

Of course she didn't!

If she had that ability, would she have put on such an exaggerated performance?

A simple manifestation of divine power is better than a thousand words!

[Shin: I understand, it's all Ying's fault! (狗头.jpg)]

[Konosaiguni: Your Highness is extremely evil! (狗头.jpg)]

[Yae Shinko: Hey, look at Lady Funina, she was so scared that she took a step back~ (狗头.jpg)]

[Hana Sanri: That makes sense! (单正政.jpg)]

[Funina: ...]

[Funina: ...]

Cooking for me personally?

Are you thanking me or murdering me?

Oh my God!

Why don’t you just give me a quick slash!

The people in the group laughed so hard when they saw this scene.

The food made by Baalzebub is even more terrifying than Wuxiang’s slash!

At this time,

[Alice: By the way, I remember in the previous video, someone seemed to say that she could even judge foreign gods, right? (smirk.jpg)]

[Alice: I wonder what the gods in the group think? @Wendy@Zhongli@True@Shadow@Buyer@Nashida]

Seeing this, the eyes of the people in the group suddenly lit up.

And Furninna’s heart suddenly skipped a beat.

[Wendy: Hey, of course I’ll be sitting in the dock and watching! (dog head.jpg)]

[Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, Barbatos is right! (serious.jpg)]

[True: I never thought I would end up in the dock~ (scared.jpg)]

[Shadow: I don’t know if this opera house can withstand my blow! (serious face.jpg)]

[Buyer: Count me in too! (dog head.jpg)]

[Nashida: Count me in too! (dog head.jpg)]

[Fukalos: Count me in too! (dog head.jpg)]

[Funina: …]

[Funina: Well… well, please allow me to argue, no, let me explain! There is a reason, there is a reason for the trial! ]

[Wendy: We believe you, look at my sincere eyes! (picture.jpg)]

[Zhongli: In terms of common sense, we are not going to cause trouble, we are just going to defend ourselves! (Serious.jpg)]

[True: Me too! (Doghead.jpg)]

[Shadow: Me too! (Doghead.jpg)]

[Buyer: Me too! (Doghead.jpg)]

[Nashida: Me too! (Doghead.jpg)]

[Fukalos: Me too! (Doghead.jpg)]

[Funina: ...]

Defense?

I believed your lies!

MingMing Baerzeb said he would destroy the Opikle Opera House!

And you, Fukalos!

I didn't judge you, why are you here to join in the fun!

Thinking of this, she looked at Fukalos beside her with a faint gaze.. .......

Seeing this, Fukalos blinked cunningly.. .......

At this time,

[Yingmei: I say you, don't bully Funina! ]

[Yingmei: In order to welcome me as soon as possible, she set out from Momang Palace early. ]

[Yingmei: In order to let me see her, she not only walked to the high platform, but also put a box on it to stand on! ]

[Yingmei: What a good person! (dog head.jpg)]

Originally, the people in the group thought that the traveler was standing up for Funina.

But when I saw the last sentence, I reacted immediately.

This turn of events~

They almost sprained their waists!

You are worthy of it, the executioner!

[Alice: I understand! The box is on tiptoe, Fufu is so cute~ (dog head.jpg)]

[Wendy: The box is on tiptoe, Fufu is so cute~ (dog head.jpg)]

[Zhongli: The box is on tiptoe, Fufu is so cute~ (dog head.jpg)]

[Zhen: The box is on tiptoe, Fufu is so cute~ (dog head.jpg)]

[Ying: The box is on tiptoe, Fufu is so cute~ (dog head.jpg)]

[Buyer: The box is on tiptoe, Fufu is so cute~ (dog head.jpg)]

[Nashida: The box is on tiptoe, Fufu is so cute~ (dog head.jpg)]

[Fukaros: The box is on tiptoe, Fufu is so cute~ (dog head.jpg)]

[Funina: ...]

Traveler, you bastard!

Damn it!

Feeling the teasing eyes of Fukaros and Villette, Furninna couldn't help but lower her head and cover her face.

That's good now!

All of Teyvat knew that she had specially moved the box and stood on it.

I am too embarrassed to see anyone...

The group was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere.

At this time, Paimon seemed to have thought of something, and while chasing Yingmei, he spoke in the group.

[Paimon: First of all, thank Linni for his help in the original future, otherwise we would really be sent to prison by Furninna...]

[Paimon: Then, the light screen mentioned earlier that flying objects cannot be released in the first three days of the Fontaine month. ]

[Paimon: Why is there such a strange law? (doubt.jpg)]

She was really confused.

If it weren't for this weird law, she wouldn't have been caught by Furninna.

Then he wouldn't be nicknamed "Balloon"!

Seeing this, many people in the group became curious.

Yes!

Why is there such a special law?

This is simply unheard of!

At this time, Yan Fei spoke up.

[Yan Fei: Actually, there are more than one weird laws in Fontaine. Let me list a few for you. ]

[Yan Fei: For example, bivalves stranded during the dry season belong to the water god, while snails belong to the people. ]

[Yan Fei: For example, it is forbidden to eat tomato sauce alone in the cafeteria and restaurant. ]

[Yan Fei: For example, it is forbidden to touch the melushin without permission, and observe, record, feed and other offensive behaviors. ]

[Yan Fei: For example, all acrobatic troupes should stay away from the Momang Palace area. ]

[Yan Fei: For example, it is forbidden to name domestic animals Funina! ]

As a legal expert, she has naturally studied the laws of various countries.

Among them, the laws of Fontaine are a headache.

Because it is too weird!

Fortunately, Liyue is not so weird.

Otherwise, it would be a headache to think about it...

Seeing these remarks, the people in the chat group were shocked.

Wow!

What kind of weird legal provisions are these?

Even eating ketchup in the cafeteria and restaurant is included?

Too outrageous, right?

When they saw the last one, everyone's expressions suddenly became subtle.

It is forbidden to name domestic animals Funina?

Hiss~

Could it be... that the Fontaine people really did this?

This seems to have exceeded the scope of disrespect for the gods, right?

It's just outrageous, it's outrageous to the extreme!

Too brave!

But then again, if you can't name it Funina, does that mean you can give it other names?

For example, Villette?

Or maybe... Fukaros?

Hiss~

Thinking of that scene, the expressions of everyone in the chat group suddenly became interesting.

Seeing the shock of the group members, Villette explained helplessly.

...

ps: I thought it was the new glasses that I needed to get used to, but after persisting for so long, I found that it was the problem of the glasses.

Poor little author's eyes, they have been uncomfortable for so many days.

I went to get a new pair today, and I will pick up the glasses tomorrow.

This chapter was coded on the phone, which took a long time.

No way, I can only update 5,000 words at a time.

Sorry, all readers...

In addition, the servant's sickle weapon is really cool~! (p≧w≦q).