Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

"A way to properly handle...?".

Shen He was slightly stunned.

"Hehe, that's it!"

"When people are in trouble, you should first reason with them!"

"If they listen, everything will be fine!"

"If they don't listen, show your fist and win them over with virtue!"

"Then they will take the initiative to reason with you!"

Gui Zhong said with a smile.

Liu Yun Jie Feng Zhenjun: "..."

A Ping: "..."

Good guy!

Is this the proper way you said to handle it?

And Shen He, on the other hand, had a look of sudden enlightenment.

So this is how to win people over with virtue?

But don't say~

This method is quite to her liking!

It's much simpler than the metaphor that the master said!

Thinking of this, Shen He nodded.

"Thank you for your guidance, Senior Guizhong!"

"I know!"

Seeing Shen He's somewhat delighted look, Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun opened his mouth, hesitating to speak.

But in the end, he gave up.

That's all...

With her and the other immortals here, there shouldn't be any problems.

But to be on the safe side, we still have to communicate with Wanmin Hall later.

...

Mond, a certain abyss base.

After a period of buffering, the sad atmosphere here was swept away.

It became lively again.

After all, this is an informal review!

The gloomy atmosphere is not suitable~

Happiness is the theme!

At this time, a group of members of the Abyss Cult were also watching Nashida's first informal review.

Although the key point of this comment is metaphor, they also keenly discovered the key point.

"It's seafood!"

"Yes, judging from the wonderful metaphor of the Grass God to the traveler, this person also doesn't like seafood."

"That's great! No need to run away this time! The slippery seafood prepared for the Rock God last time can come in handy!"

"No! I think we should prepare more, after all, we have to deal with two gods this time!"

"That makes sense!"

"Ah, I really don't want to touch those seafood again, it's too disgusting!"

"No way, for Kanreya, in order to deal with the Seven Gods later!"

"..."

Just when the members of the Abyss Cult were discussing enthusiastically,

At this time, a cold voice came from the throne.

"No need to prepare this time!"

Hearing this bluntness, all the members of the Abyss Cult were stunned, and then they all looked at His Royal Highness the Prince on the throne.

Seeing the gazes from his subordinates, Kong said expressionlessly.

"Xumeru is different from other countries. The Grass God did not go to Kanreya that year,"

"There is no hatred between us.Hate."

"So just skip it this time!"

"In addition..."

He paused for a moment, then continued.

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"In addition, withdraw the members of the Abyss Cult from the area of ​​Xumi Heng Nalan."

Under the throne, the subordinates wanted to say something.

But seeing Kong's unbelievable look, they temporarily put aside their thoughts.

"Yes, Your Highness!"

Seeing this, Kong nodded slightly, then leaned under the throne, dragging his chin and continued to look at the light curtain.

Staring at the video in front of him, I don't know what he was thinking.

...

Xumeru, Jingshan Palace.

"Hahaha, these metaphors are really weird~! ”

“It’s hard to imagine that it came from the mouth of the God of Wisdom~”

After watching the video on the screen, Yingmei laughed kindly.

“Yes, yes!”

“Most people can’t do it~”

On the side, Paimon smiled and agreed.

These wonderful metaphors not only require sufficient knowledge, but also require rich imagination without common sense.

Only Nashida can do it now.

Seeing Yingmei and Paimon’s reactions, Nashida looked a little puzzled.

“Is there something wrong with my metaphor?”

“But I always think this is a wonderful tool to understand unknown knowledge!”

“It’s not a question of whether there is a problem or not!”

“It’s... it’s very strange! ”

“Just…just…”

Paimon suddenly got stuck.

She knew something was wrong, but she didn’t know how to describe it.

It was as uncomfortable as wanting to sneeze but not being able to…

Seeing this, Yingmei smiled and took over the topic.

“Okay~”

“Nashida, your problem is that you lack common sense and say too little.”

“But it’s not your fault. After all, you have been locked up for five hundred years and have too little contact with the outside world.”

“When you get out, communicate more with the outside world.”

“I, Paimon, and the friends in the chat group are all your chat partners.”

“You can chat freely in the group and have fun.”

“It will be much better when you become proficient.”

“Of course, you don’t have to give up all your wonderful metaphors. ”

“After all, this is Nashida’s unique way of speaking~”

After hearing this, Paimon breathed a sigh of relief and nodded again.

“Yeah, just like Wendy’s [Hey Hey], Zhongli’s ‘Based on Universal Reason’,”

“It’s your unique mark!”

After hearing this, Nashida was thoughtful.

Then she smiled and nodded.

“Well, I understand~”

“Thank you!”

Metaphor, just to let her understand humans better,And better communication with humans.

If this creates a gap in communication methods or makes the chat awkward, then there is no need.

It seems that I need to learn more common sense and communicate more in the future.

Try to avoid such strange metaphors.

Of course, Nashida will not give up completely.

Just like Yingmei and Paimon said, this is a unique mark on her~

……

[Super Chat Group]

[Barbara: This metaphor, how to say it~]

[Barbara: Well, it's like a child who knows a lot of things but can't express them specifically. ]

[Barbara: Then I can only use the limited things I know to make metaphors, and finally formed this strange metaphor. ]

[Ningguang: It is indeed very suitable for His Excellency the Little Grass God! ]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Yes! His Excellency Little Grass God is the God of Wisdom, connected to the World Tree, and knows a lot of knowledge, but he is young and has relatively little experience. 】

[Kamisato Ayaka: Then I can only use what I learned in dreams or in the void, such as mushroom pigs and caterpillars as analogies. 】

[Navia: In the final analysis, it is because I was imprisoned for too long and had too little communication that I have this special understanding of the world! 】

[Funina: Nashida, you should chat more often in the group and in reality in the future! @Nashida]

[Klee: Klee will accompany Nashida~ (happy.jpg)]

[Nashida: Thank you, little Klee~ (hug.jpg)]

Nashida has decided.

Well~

Spend more time in the group in the future!

Spending time in the group is conducive to building your own understanding of this world!

At this time,

[Alice: But then again, the content of this metaphor is really interesting! ]

[Alice: You can't do these things without strong thinking. ]

[Candice: It's not imagination~ I often see two black horns on Dishia's head! (Dog head. Expression)]

[Dishia: Hey, hey, hey, don't destroy me in the group~]

[Colai: Time is a big turtle, and then it was thrown off its back. Hehe, what an interesting way of saying it~]

[Farusan: Wuwuwu, senior, I was thrown off the back of the big turtle, so pitiful~ I need Colai to be my apprentice to get better. ]

[Colai: Ah, senior, please... please don't do this... (covering face.jpg)]

[Tinari: Senior Farusan, don't tease Colai. 】

[Faroshan: Hum~]

[Yaejinko: Hey, this is just a small scene~ The real amazing thing is playing hopscotch with the gods~ (smirk.jpg)]

[Yingmei: Ahem, actually this analogy is correct! Playing games can really bring friends closer together, and gods are no exception! (dog head.expression)]

[Nashida: Eh? Really? (doubt.jpg)]

[Paimon: That's right! Didn't we make an appointment before?Have you decided to have a gathering of the five gods later? 】

[Paimon: Let's play hopscotch together (dog head. expression)]

[Hutao: Hehe, I vote in favor~]

[Tevarin: Me too~]

[Lord of the Rota: Me too~]

[Villait: Ahem, I also support it! 】

[Wendy: Hey~ hopscotch? This is interesting! I agree too! (excited.jpg)]

[Zhongli: ...]

[Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, this is probably not suitable for an old man like me, so...]

[Zhen: Ahem, indeed. If Nashida wants to play, she can let Ying accompany her! 】

[Ying: ? ? ? 】

Ying was confused.

What the hell?

Why did you push me out?

Are you sure she's my biological sister?

[Funina: Isn't it just hopscotch? Just playing with Nashida, it's a small matter, this water god agrees~]

Wendy agreed so readily because that's just how he is.

As for Funina.

She just felt that Nashida was too pitiful and wanted to play with her.

Of course, there was another hidden purpose.

That was to take the opportunity to relax herself.

She was under too much pressure now.

But she would never admit it~

So facing other retreating gods, she used her trump card.

[Funina: As for the rest of you~ Hehe, if you don't agree, I won't pay for the dinner later~ (Hands folded.jpg)]

What?

Don't pay?

Seeing this, Walnut, Tartaglia, and Wendy exclaimed immediately.

If no one pays the bill.

Will they be in trouble?

So,

[Hu Tao: Guest~ Wangsheng Hall is also in trouble now! Woohoo, so don’t record the bill here~]

[Hu Tao: Go to the North Country Bank, there is money there! ]

[Hu Tao: That’s right! The support fund given to you by the Seven Stars of Liyue, I have used it to subsidize my family expenses. ]

[Tartaria: ? ? ? ]

[Tartaria: What do you mean by recording it in the North Country Bank? The money here is also...]

[Tartaria: Wait! Have I... been kicked out of the North Country Bank? 】

[Tadalia: If that's the case, then it has nothing to do with me~ (excited.jpg)]

[Lady: Haha, whether you are a member of the Northland Bank does not depend on you, but on Liyue! (sneer.jpg)]

[Tadalia: ...]

[Rich man: ...]

[Rich man: Actually, our Northland Bank is almost out of money...]

The rich man finally chose to cry poor.

There is no other way, he has to cry poor!

If he continues like this, all the money he earned will be lost.

Really, Liyue makes money and Liyue flowers, so you want to take them home when you say goodbye?

[Wendy: Hey, old man, did you see that? The Northland Bank is almost bankrupted by your bills! ]

[Wendy: Now your money has been taken by the hall master again. If there is no innocent... no beautiful and powerful god of justice to help us pay the bills, we will really be hungry. ]

[Wendy: Where do you have money to watch a play and walk your bird~]

[Zhongli: ...]

You just come to persuade me because you think you have no wine to drink...

However, the words are rough but the logic is not rough~

If they really lose such an innocent, ahem, generous person,

They are afraid that they will really have to pay the bills themselves.

But the problem is that they have no money...

So,

[Zhongli: Ahem, the traveler is right, playing games can bring people closer! 】

[Zhongli: In that case, let's play hopscotch~]

Under Mora's "threat", Zhongli finally "surrendered"!

As for the collapse of his character?

No, no, no, I am carrying forward the spirit of the seniors caring for the juniors!

Besides, even if it collapses, he is not the only one.

What's more...

Zhongli now deeply doubts whether he still has a character that can be collapsed?

After all, under the improper comments of the light curtain, his serious character has long been destroyed...

Seeing Zhongli agree, at this time, the eyes of others turned to Ying and Zhen.

Quietly waited for their reaction.

Seeing this, Ying gritted his teeth and spoke directly.

[Ying: I agree too! Then I will be with Zhen! ]

[Ying: If she doesn't agree, hum, I will carry her! (smile.jpg)]

[Zhen: ? ? ? ]

Really, sister?

You are just trying to trick your sister?

I am your biological sister!

Blood is thicker than water!

And you are killing one thousand enemies and injuring eight hundred of yourself!

I didn’t expect you to be this kind of Ying!

If Ying knew what Zhen was thinking, she would definitely cross her arms and snort coldly.

You pushed me out earlier!

Do you know the consequences now?

As for killing one thousand enemies and injuring eight hundred of yourself?

She doesn’t care about that anymore!

As long as she can drag Zhen into the water!

After seeing this scene, Xie Hu, Hu Zhai Gong, and Hanasari all laughed.

What a pair of sisters with deep feelings~

[Alice: OK, OK, then it’s decided! 】

[Alice: The five gods behind, oh no, it’s the six gods gathering, let’s play hopscotch together~]

[Yingmei: Nashida, this is your forte! Then you can bully those elders! (smirk.jpg)]

[Paimon: That’s right~ (excited.jpg)]

[Nashida: This… this is not good, right? (covering face.jpg)]

[Nashida: Let's have fun together. Happiness is the most important thing~ (happy.jpg)]

[Wendy: Hey, that's right~! Drinking, chatting, and playing hopscotch, what a happy day~]

[Zhongli: From a general rational point of view, such a gathering of six gods, well, has a unique flavor~]

[Funina: Well, as a human, the most important thing is to be happy~ The same is true for being a god! ]

[Ying: That's right! Happiness is the most important thing! So when the time comes, you must dance happily! ]

[Zhen:...]

She has discovered it now.

My sister is not that simple~

Sometimes she is the kind of pink-cut-black!

She has a little book hidden in her heart~

Thinking about such a sister, Zhen is a little amused.

Seeing this scene, the other people in the chat group were also very surprised.

Obviously, we started by talking about the wonderful metaphor of the Grass God.

I never expected that it would end up with six gods playing hopscotch.

And it worked!

It was so magical~!

But don’t say~

It looks very interesting!

After all, these are six gods!

The improper comments on the light curtain are on the light curtain after all!

This is in reality!

Many people can’t help but start looking forward to it.

…

Villa.

“Six gods playing hopscotch?”

Seeing the prominent comments in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen was also surprised.

That’s fine!

After your character collapse, are you completely letting yourself go?

The gods are leading the hopscotch…

Tsk tsk~

Are you going to prepare for the most dazzling ethnic style in the future?

If so, it would be wonderful~!

After laughing, he regained his concentration and continued to speak.

"Through the previous video, I think you have a certain understanding of Nashida's wonderful metaphor."

"Next, let's continue with the informal comments."

"The second informal comment - badminton version of Nashida, pirated Nashida!"

...

ps: Happy April Fool's Day to all readers~

In the new month, I would like to ask for the monthly tickets from all readers!

The author is grateful!

My wrist hurts so much, I am going to buy a controller to play games.

I don't know which controller is better on the computer...