Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

Chapter 193

Villa.

"Sumeru National Anthem?"

Seeing the prominent comments in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen looked a little surprised.

The reason why he played "I Have Never Forgotten" was that he thought this song was particularly suitable for the atmosphere of Grass God and Lanaro.

I hope that the people of Sumeru and Teyvat will not forget this great pair of gods and their families as the song sings.

I didn't expect it to become the national anthem of Sumeru!

This is a bit unexpected~

But if you think about it carefully, it is reasonable~!

"That's good~".

"After becoming the national anthem of Sumeru, it can also bring me a lot of emotional value~"

Luo Chen nodded slightly, looking a little satisfied.

It seems that he has inadvertently created another big job of harvesting emotional value!

If the subsequent emotional value feedback is good, other countries can also arrange it.

For example:

Mondstadt——"Let the Wind Tell You"

Liyue——"Liyue Cloud Sea"

All songs are as popular as "I Have Never Forgotten"!

What?

You said there are Liyue people singing "Let the Wind Tell You"?

It's okay~

Mondstadt is free~

Even the people can call Barbatos by the wrong name, so what's wrong with letting foreigners sing the Mondstadt anthem?

No problem at all!

As for the two countries of Inazuma and Fontaine...

That's a bit difficult~

It seems that there is really no "national anthem" of the same quality as the above three songs...

I can only say, let's see when the time comes!

Thinking of this, Luo Chen regained his mind.

After coughing twice, he continued to work.

"Ahem, it seems that the audience likes "I Have Never Forgotten" very much!"

"Very good!"

"The most terrible thing in the world is forgetting!"

"I hope Xumi people will learn from this!"

"Okay, now the serious review can come to an end!"

"Next, it is the daily non-serious review!"

...

Hearing this, the people in the chat group couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Since the light curtain review, today's serious review is the most depressing.

While listening, I felt angry and sad.

Especially when I saw the Great Compassion Tree King being completely forgotten.

I was moved and felt very depressed.

Fortunately, it is finally over now.

I can use non-serious reviews to ease my mood.

Otherwise, if it goes on like this, I really can't stand it.

[Super chat group]

[Yingmei: Great, great, the long-awaited indecent review is finally here~]

[Paimon: Great, great~]

[Alice: As we all know, indecent review is very indecent! Except for Wendy, the previous gods have allIt's over~]

[Alice: None of the people being commented on can come out of it with a smile! ]

[Alice: I wonder if the little grass god is ready this time? (smirk.jpg)]

[Wendy: Hmm? ? ? What do you mean except me? ]

[Tevarin: Is that even necessary? Now everyone in Teyvat knows that you, Barbatos, are not doing your job all day long? ]

[Tevarin: For others, it's an informal comment, but for you, it's all formal comment! (dog head.jpg)]

[Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, Tevarin is right! (serious.jpg)]

[True: Morax is right! (dog head.expression)]

[Shadow: True is right! (dog head.expression)]

[Nashida: The seniors are right! (dog head. expression)]

[Funina: Nashida is right! (dog head. expression)]

[Wendy: ...]

[Wendy: Ahem, today is Little Grass God's home court! Let's talk about Nashida~ hey~]

[Barbara: Lord Barbatos is right! ]

[Barbara: Although Little Grass God is young, since he can become a fucking god, he must have a very fucking place! (dog head. expression)]

[Keqing: Although the Emperor is powerful and is a martial god! But in the way of being unorthodox, I think Little Grass God is still better! (dog head. expression)]

[Yae God: That makes sense~ But if we only talk about cooking, Ying should be better~ (snickering.jpg)]

[Ying: ...]

[Claurinde: Ahem, the people of Mondstadt, Liyue, and Inazuma are right! ]

[Claurinde: Lady Funina may be a little bit of that sometimes, but she is definitely not as good as the little grass god! ]

Seeing this, Nashida was numb.

She is the grass god, but she is really not the god of raw sex!

She really doesn't want to be better than other gods in this regard...

Seeing her own god being "dirty〃"

"Disdain", the Sumeru people in the group began to attack!

[Kelai: The "grass" of Lord Grass God is related to plants, definitely not "fuck"!]

[Nilu: That's right! And Lord Little Auspicious Grass King is so cute, the light curtain will definitely show mercy!]

[Falusan: The highest record of improper comments in the group is currently the seven items of the God of Rock! Just wait and see, Lord Little Auspicious Grass King will definitely not exceed this number!]

[Hutao: Really ? This hall master does not believe it! (evil smile.jpg)]

[Yingmei: It's okay! Even if there are more than seven items, I am still the first sage you can trust, Nashida! (pat your chest.jpg)]

[Alice: The most despicable person and the most fucked god! Oh, and the most gluttonous stomach! Perfect match! (dog head.expression)]

[Nashida: ...]

[Yingmei: ...]

[Paimon: ...]

You guy~

When the light curtain comes, you will be in trouble sooner or later!

After playing around for a while, the atmosphere in the chat group became lively.

They also looked forward to the next improper comments from the Little Grass God.

After all, this is the source of happiness!

Thinking of this, everyone quickly turned their eyes to the chat group.

…

Villa.

Seemingly sensing the impatience of the Teyvat people, Luo Chen smiled.

He didn't keep anyone in suspense and spoke directly.

"Indecent comments on the first item - Nashida's wonderful metaphor!"

"In fact, Nashida and Navilet are very similar in some aspects."

"That is, they cannot understand humans!"

"But one is because he is the Water Dragon King!"

"The other is because he was born not long ago!"

"In this case, the two choices are also different."

"Navilet chose to stay away from humans because of the special position of his position."

"And Nashida chose to observe humans."

"But she is not good at imitating."

"So Almost, she started using metaphors! "

"Because she believes that metaphors are a wonderful tool that can use known knowledge to understand unknown knowledge!"

"In fact, this understanding is not wrong!"

"But unfortunately, although Nashida understands a lot of great principles, she doesn't know much about common sense."

"Well, in terms of not understanding common sense, she is somewhat similar to Shen He of Liyue."

"Because of this, she often says some very strange metaphors."

"As for how strange it is, you can understand it by watching the video below."

As he said, Luo Chen controlled the mouse to start playing the video.

…

Soon, there was movement on the light screen.

Screen 1: "Nashida's Sharp Comments on Seafood"

Nashida was happy to see the traveler Yingmei.

"Have you brought a new story?"

"I'll trade you the date palm honey I made myself."

Yingmei smiled and took out the food she had cooked.

[Fragrant Dudu Lotus Seafood Soup]

After eating, Nashida's face turned strange.

After stroking her chin and thinking for a long time, she sighed.

"How should I put it?"

"To put it in a metaphor, you wouldn't give your dog vegetable juice, would you?"

…

Screen 2: "Nashida's Sharp Comments on Falusan"

"Falusan?"

"Her body was affected by the residual power in the Red King's ruins."

"It's like being accidentally thrown off the back of the big turtle of time."

"Forgotten forever."

…

Screen 3: "Nashida's Sharp Comments on the Ashes and Silence Sea"

"Ah, the Ashes and Silence Sea..."

"There's nothing there."

"It's as empty as the brain of a mushroom pig."

"Of course I know."

…

Screen 4: "Nashida asks the traveler to help introduce the three gods"

"I heard that playing games can quickly shorten the distance between people."

"Is it the same for gods?"

"Why not, after gathering with everyone, I will take the initiative to suggest playing [hopscotch] together..."

"Hmm... it doesn't seem appropriate."

"It's like I made the door into holes of different sizes."

"It's like bullying everyone by relying on my own advantages."

…

Screen 5: "Nashida's sharp comments on Dina Zedai"

Looking at Dina Zedai lying unconscious on the bed, Nashida felt helpless.

"But in this situation, she is like a bird with feathers about to be plucked out, flying high in the sky,"

"And all I can do is to stir up a strong wind to delay its fall."

…

Screen 6: "Nashida's Sharp Comments on Dishia"

Seeing that Dishia sensed Dina Zedai, Nashida was a little surprised.

"She has such a strong sense of perception?"

"Does she have invisible tentacles?"

…

Screen 7: "Nashida's sharp comments on the travelers in the reincarnation of the Flower God's Birthday Festival"

"It is indeed extremely difficult for the little white mouse on the test bench to know why he is treated like this."

"To put it simply, it is like catching the crystal butterflies of the fire element to act as fireflies for lighting,"

"Too much attention is paid to feelings, and its essence is ignored."

…

Screen 8: "Nashida's sharp comments on herself"

"After all, I am just the moon..."

"And the real sun has long gone, right?"

"Just like if you can't be a good caterpillar, how can you be a good butterfly?"

"Last night was so pleasant!"

"I am still floating in happiness and joy like a candle floating on the water."

…

Screen 9: "Nashida's Comments on the Atmosphere of a Certain Period of Time in Legendary Mission 1"

"The current atmosphere is like water in a container, with more rules and regulations."

"But there is no longer the freedom of being in a river."

…

Screen 10: Others

"Just like after a disastrous rainstorm, the accumulated water on the ground can sometimes disguise itself as the sky."

…

The video is not long, but there are many metaphors in it.

After watching it, everyone looked strange.

It is indeed as the light screen said, this metaphor is really strange~

…

Fontaine, Momang Palace

"Hahaha, is this what Nashida understands?"

"Hahaha, so funny~!"

After watching the video on the screen, Funina laughed out loud while sitting on the sofa.

These metaphors are really interesting~

How can ordinary people think of these?

Let alone thinking about it, it's hard to even say it normally!

But Nashida not only thought about it, but also said it seriously!

Thinking of the pictures on the light screen, she was so happy.

Beside her, Violet held his chin with his hand, as if thinking about something.

Suddenly, he turned and looked at Funina beside him, and said with interest.

"Ms. Funina, what do you think about me learning the way of speaking of the little grass god?"

"What?"

Hearing this, Funina was stunned.

Then she looked at Violet with disbelief.

"｀々huh?"

"Do you want to learn the strange metaphors like Nashida?"

"Yeah!"

Vilet nodded.

"I think what the Little Grass God said makes sense!"

"Metaphors can really help a person quickly understand unknown knowledge!"

"Maybe I can use this to understand human emotions faster."

In order to integrate into human life, he had previously asked others in the group how to chat.

For example, Liyue's Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun and Xumi's Senor!

But their methods seem a little subtle.

And the Little Grass God's method made his eyes light up!

Since it is a learning method for the God of Wisdom, it may be useful to him!

"Ah this..."

After getting a definite answer, Funina's mouth twitched slightly.

This wonderful metaphor is not something that everyone can use!

Nasi Da used it, although it was a bit strange.

But it was still very cute!

But if it was Violet you...

She shuddered when she thought of the other party making a strange metaphor seriously.

It's so embarrassing~

Think about how he learned the way of chatting from Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun and learned jokes from Seno.

And his own attribute of being awkward at any time.

If these are put together...

Puff~

Thinking of that scene, Funina couldn't help laughing again.

"Hahaha~"

Laughing and laughing, she fell on the sofa.

Violet: "..."

Is there something wrong with him or Ms. Funina?

He hasn't said the metaphor yet!

Why is he laughing?

At least give me some advice...

Violet is a little tired.

……

Liyue, Aping's home.

"Hehe, this metaphor is really interesting~"

"As expected of the God of Wisdom, he is really too wise~"

After watching the video, Guizhong smiled with his lips covered.

Eyes curved into a crescent.

Beside him, Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun and Aping also agreed in their hearts.

However, their personalities are not as lively as Guizhong, and the other party is a god..

So there was only a smile on his face.

At this time, Master Liuyun Jiefeng seemed to think of something, and then looked at Shen He who was standing beside him.

"Shen He, the light curtain also said that you don't have any common sense."

"Why don't you learn from Mr. Xiaocao Shen in the future?"

"Although the other party's metaphor is a bit strange,"

"But occasionally it can help you understand humans better!"

With Guizhong's resurrection, she is now gradually staying in Liyue Harbor.

Shen He naturally followed her to the human society.

With himself and a group of immortals taking care of him here, Shen He's problems are temporarily not a problem.

So this is also a good opportunity for her to get in touch with humans!

After all, my apprentice is a human after all!

Sooner or later, she will integrate!

But considering that the other party had not had much contact with him before, Master Liuyun Jiefeng wanted to let him learn the method of Master Xiaocao Shen.

Maybe it would work.

"Metaphor?"

"Master, this seems too complicated..."

Shen He looked a little confused.

She couldn't understand any of the metaphors in the light curtain.

It was like a heavenly book!

She didn't know how Master Xiaocao Shen came up with it.

In the end, it could only be attributed to the fact that the other party was the God of Wisdom!

Seeing Shen He's expression, Gui Zhong smiled and looked at Master Liuyun Jiefeng.

"Liuyun, you're so lucky to say that!"

"Does Shen He seem to be someone who can make those metaphors?"

"You're making it too difficult for your little apprentice!"