Nonsensical Cultivation of Immortality: Conquer the Sky-shading Fan at the beginning, wow

There was a hint of disappointment in Diane's eyes, her tone was calm, and she sighed.:

"I understand, you are willing to be stepped on for the rest of your life?

"Do you want to get into people's crotches for the rest of your life? ?"

Hearing this, Jiang Bie woke up instantly and responded excitedly:"No, no, no"

"You said you wanted to become an immortal? Do you think you dare to laugh at your husband? ?"

Dian's figure flashed, and he suddenly appeared in front of Jiang Bie like a ghost.

Jiang Bie only felt a strong wind coming, and then his vision went dark, and Diane's voice came from above his head.

"Could it be that you are really a loser? ?"Dian shouted softly, hating that iron could not become steel.

"I...I'm not, I want to become an immortal, I want to become an immortal, I want to feel proud!!"

Jiang Bie's eyes widened, he clenched his fists and roared

"Take a step back, I won't force you, go and beat Jiang Wan into a cripple."

"me……"

Before Jiang Bie could finish speaking, a huge force wrapped his body and threw him out of the house.

The surprised Jiang didn't want to use the martial arts"Hua Piaopiao" to move away and stabilize his body.

But this was just what he was thinking, but the result was very bad. He was left on the green vegetables in the courtyard.

The scene just now made Jiang Bie suddenly feel a sense of fear, that feeling of being manipulated, that feeling of powerlessness.

Jiang Bie, who was lying on the ground, suddenly burst out laughing:"That damn feeling is back again!

"‘The feeling of"Youxing Mountains" is back again, that kind of life and death game with monsters.!

"That feeling is wonderful!！"

Jiang Bie struggled to get up and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth.

He shouted into the room:"Uncle Dai, I'm going to kill Jiang Wan."!

"I must take the first step to be proud of myself!"

"late"

"Um? What's too late? ?"Jiang Bie's eyebrows sank, looking puzzled.

"Now you can only hit him, not kill him."Di An's voice came from inside the house.

"Why? ?"Jiang Bie was extremely confused.

"You have to understand that if the opportunity is not grasped, it will be fleeting."Di An educated him coldly.:

"In this moment, the death of the enemy may change into your death."

Jiang Bie suddenly realized that he was a man who wanted to become an immortal, but he lived so comfortably every day. He just thought hard in his heart every day:"If he becomes an immortal one day, how dare he laugh at Jiang Bie for not being his husband."

His daily practice was also about pinching When I get off work, I don’t want to draw one more talisman every day, and I don’t want to practice martial arts for one more minute every day.

But I am more passionate about drilling my crotch. He hates it, he hates it, he swears at this moment, he will Call him Jiang stupid, because he is stupid!!

Two years ago, Diane took him to the"Youxing Mountains" to kill monsters, and the blood that was just aroused was not left at all.

He really deserves to die, who is he? ?Who deserves the damn? Of course it's"An Yi","An Yi","An Yi".

Jiang Bie actually started crying at this moment. He didn't cry when he got into his crotch. He didn't cry when he was called Jiang stupid. He didn't cry when he was ridden like a donkey. He didn't cry, and he didn't cry when he pretended not to like Chu Weiyuan.

The reason he cried was because he was deceived, deceived by this comfortable life. He had been living in a dream, swearing in his heart, If others become immortals, so be it, so be it.

But in reality, he is stupider than others, stupider than others, and he does not seek to make progress or work hard. At this moment, he made up his mind.

"I understand!!"

Jiang Bie's eyes shot out with sharp light, and a huge feeling of guilt surged into his heart. He cried and knelt down facing the room. Crash.

Stop, stop.

What the hell, just crash.

Nothing. Yes, there is no crash, how can it rain when you kneel down...

Remember, this novel is different from other novels, because this novel is"sick","serious" and"extremely sick"!

Diane is in the house Looking at it, he nodded and walked out with satisfaction.

He said softly:"As long as you understand, go ahead and beat Jiang Wan hard."

"Remember, you have worked very hard, you are just a little short of"

"A little bit? ?"Jiang Bie, who was crying, was puzzled.

"That's right, just a little bit."Di An said softly again

"Go in, the night clothes are inside."

Jiang Bie looked at Uncle Dai blankly in the moonlight, and Dai An nodded to him with a kind face. Jiang Bie

's firm eyes mixed with tears on his face, nodded heavily.

After a while, he changed into his night clothes. Jiang Bie walked out of the house and saw that it fit Jiang Bie perfectly.

Diane smiled and nodded.

The next moment, Diane accidentally reminded...:"‘The magic talismans are all attached to your feet, right??"

"Well, uh, ah."Jiang Bie smiled bitterly and raised his hands,"It seems not?"

When Diane saw this, she frowned slightly and immediately spoke louder.:

"Are you planning to let me hire eight people to carry you to the Jiang family in a sedan chair??"

"No, no, no."Jiang Bie waved his hands repeatedly

"Why don't you hurry up and post it?!"

"well."

Di An shook his head and sighed, looked up at the moon, and said in a sad voice:"The moon is very round tonight, Li Zi, can you see it? ?"

After a while, Jiang Bie finished putting on the magic talisman and walked out again. Well, it still fit so well. At this time, he still had a soft smile on his face.

Diane reminded him inadvertently,"The giant talisman is big. Formation, can it be attached?"

Hearing this, Jiang Bie's smiling face became embarrassed, and he raised his hands again,"No... Isn't it just affixing the magic talisman??"

"Um? ?"Di An suppressed the volcano in his heart, waved his hands calmly, and said:"Go and stick it on?"

"Well, okay, but……"Jiang Gong, don’t hesitate to speak.

"but what? ?"Di An could hardly suppress the volcano in his heart and growled,"Speak out.?"

"It's also okay to use a second-grade spirit-gathering talisman small formation."Jiang Bie said it.

"When did our Green Bamboo Garden become so poor!" Dai An was trying to regain face for his stinginess just now.

"However, something is wrong with my body. The second-grade talisman is similar to the third-grade talisman. Anyway, I can’t last 15 minutes.

"Simply save a little and just use the second-grade talisman."Jiang Bie's tone was trembling.

"Haha, you know how to live a good life?"

The corners of Diane's mouth twitched slightly, and she praised with a faint smile.

"—So-so, so-so."Jiang Bie smiled and touched his head.

Immediately, Dai An's face turned cold and his voice became even colder:"I told you, when did our Green Bamboo Garden become so poor?!"

"No, no, no."Seeing Uncle Dai's sudden change of expression, Jiang Bie couldn't keep the smile on his face and whispered again:

"Anyway, the effect is the same, I mean, just save it if you can! ?"

Diane laughed, laughing very loudly, and praised:"Awesome, awesome, what do you mean?

"Haha, okay, just do what you want. From now on, you will be the boss and I will be the boy."

"ah!!"

Jiang Bie was stunned by this sentence and shook his hand desperately:"No, no, you are the uncle! You are the uncle.!"

"snort."Dian snorted and said loudly:"Use, use, you must use the giant spirit talisman formation!"

"OK OK."Jiangbie nodded his head like a little bird eating rice:"Hehe."

Seeing this, Dai An frowned and looked at the moonlight again, which brought back the longing in his heart. The scene when Lizi handed him a steamed bun for the first time.……

"Um? ?"

Dian's expression was slightly stiff and he lowered his head. Because he caught a glimpse of Jiang Bie from the corner of his eye, his brows furrowed and he asked,"What are you doing there so stupidly?"

Who knows, the next moment, Jiang Bie will appear. After saying something that Dai An wanted to stop him instantly, Jiang Bie pointed lightly with his hand and said weakly:

"Uncle Dai, you...you stepped on the green vegetables."

Dian's face turned pale suddenly, and he finally yelled out:"Am I talking about the issue of green vegetables or not? ?"

After roaring, he pointed to the room again:"Go in immediately and put up the giant spirit talisman formation!!"

"understand."

Jiang Bie is not a fool, he is just a little stupid, a little stupid, a little soft, a little angry, and a little brain-dead.

He can still tell whether Uncle Dai is really angry, and turns around suddenly and enters the house.

Dai An is deeply I took a few breaths to calm down, feeling a little bitter in my heart.:

"I didn’t expect that I, a great monk in the Nascent Soul stage, would actually get angry over a trivial matter. I was really at the bottom of my mind."

When he raised his head and saw the moon again, his thoughts brought him back to the back building of the 'Yuyuan Building', which was the favorite place of Jiang Mucheng's beggars.

‘Yuyuan Tower is Jiang Mucheng's gold-selling cave. It is a favorite place for rich people. Not only does it have the best wine, the best beauties, the best service, but most importantly, it also has the best number one. , a standard romantic place.

There was a poem that said:

"The Yuyuan Building in Jiangmu City, you will never feel sad when you enter it"

"If you have a thousand taels of gold on your body, how can you be willing not to go there once?"

Why are there so many beggars at the back door of Yuyuan Building? It's because most of the people who go to Yuyuan Building are dignitaries and have families. Having a family will naturally lead to constraints. There will be a day when the scandal breaks out and the family comes to arrest them. When the time comes, they can go through the back door, and those who go through the back door will be surrounded by beggars.

If you don't know the current affairs and don't give them money, they will surround you and prevent you from leaving, and you will be caught. It’s good to catch the family.

All the dignitaries, famous businessmen and wealthy businessmen are not short of money, so they will be generous, which just suits the beggars’ wishes.

Therefore, from now on, more beggars will Go to the back door of Yuyuan Building and wait for the"money bag" to appear.

And Dai An went down the mountain to experience the warmth and warmth of mortals, so as to find an opportunity to become a god. He became a beggar, sneaked into the beggar's den, and arrived at the back door of Yuyuan Building. Make a lying corpse.

What is a lying corpse??

A lying corpse means that when no one comes out, they lie motionless until someone comes out from the back door. They will move. On the first day that Diane came, she met Lizi, that Lizi, who was as gentle as water, gave him a steamed bun. Diane was very happy, but immediately he became very angry.

Because he gave him a steamed bun and also gave other beggars a steamed bun, Diane understood that in Lizi's eyes, he was just a friend. They are the same beggars.

Li Zi only had two steamed buns in his hand, so he gave them to two people. If there were 3, 4, or 10 buns, wouldn't they have to be divided among 10 beggars? Diane didn't dare to think about it.

This love must be divided into 10 portions, no, no, absolutely not, not even the two portions now.

The result was obvious. Diane's cannibalistic eyes tilted, and the beggar who took the pear bun was pulled aside by him. He was beaten hard in a small alley.