Nonsensical Cultivation of Immortality: Conquer the Sky-shading Fan at the beginning, wow

Seeing that Jiang Bie did not confide in her, Chu Weimarried felt a little sad. She pursed her lips again, glanced at Jiang Bie, then stood up, took the long flute on the table into her hand and said to Jiang Bie:

"Mr. Jiang, this jade flute is called 'Wangyue Junzi'’"

"Mochizuki Gentleman, such an elegant name, it sounds very elegant."Jiang Bie praised with a smile.

Chu Weimarried smiled.:

"When a gentleman looks at the moon, his heart is filled with joy

"Reminiscing about the chant in the clouds, the depression returns to empty space"

"Well, it's good, but a little sad."Jiang Bie nodded and frowned slightly.

"You idiot, this is the last time we see each other, can you not be sad? ?" Chun Xing said angrily from the side.

Chu Weiwen turned around and glared at Chun Xing.

"Wow wow wow."Chun Xing made a face, which made Chu Weijia laugh.

A smile that could overwhelm the country, but Chu Weijia's smile didn't look like it would bring down the country, but rather it would harm the country and its people. It would bring harm to the country.……

"Will we really never see each other again?"Jiang Bie said with some astonishment on her delicate face.

Chu Weimarian ignored it, but picked up what she had just written, her eyes filled with love., said softly to Jiang Bie:

"Mr. Jiang, this is what I gave to you too."

Jiang Bie glanced at it and asked,"Is this?" ?"

"You're so stupid. This is a poem my young lady wrote for you."Chun Xing interrupted.

Chun Xing took it and unfolded it.

I saw that there was a line of large characters on the top and four lines of small characters on the bottom. It said that it was vigorous, powerful, free and natural.

【Long Pavilion Yin Baitoujiang Lang] frivolous and gentle as a crown jade, beads and red clothes are full of coquettishness.

The king's appearance is as graceful as Pan Anshi's, and the beauty is soft and intoxicating.

Since then, Jiang Bie has been known as"Jiang Mu City" - poetry and poetry, and he has gained another title.

"Jiang Panan!"

……

In the south of the city, there is the Green Bamboo Garden.

At this time, there was a faint light in the house in Green Bamboo Garden

"Uncle Dai, let’s get started."

Jiang Bie's extremely excited voice came from inside the house.

"What to start with?"Di An responded to him doubtfully.

"Well……"Jiang Bie's expression was stunned:"Of course it's practice. I haven't practiced martial arts today yet."

After saying that, with a thought in his mind, he turned his palm, and a ray of light came from his waist and fell on the hand he was holding. superior.

Jiang Bie changed back into his tattered clothes, and changed from Jiang Pan'an back to the Jiang stupid look that Chun Xing hated the most.

Jiang Bie suddenly had a glowing elixir in his hand and was about to feed it to his mouth.

Dai An stood aside and asked in a puzzled tone:"What are you doing with the Foundation Establishment Pill?"

Hearing this, Jiang Bie's cute look was startled again:"Of course it is to practice martial arts. I haven't practiced martial arts today."

"What martial arts?"

Jiang Bie, who was jumping up and down just now, was in a very high mood. After hearing these words, his expression became completely wilted and softened.

Is there something wrong with Uncle Dai? Why is he so abnormal today?

Jiang Bie still said in confusion. He came out:"Hug for a long time, bump into each other, the flowers are fluttering.

Then he tilted his head and asked cutely:"Is there any problem, Uncle Dai?""

Di An sighed softly:"What did I say this morning?"

Jiang Bie scratched his head, thought for a while, and murmured:

"I said a lot. How can I remember them all? What are the specific words? Can you give me some tips, sir?"

Dian's eyes rolled white, he flicked his sleeves, and reluctantly reminded,"Very good, starting from tomorrow......"

After saying that, Diane stared at him. Being stared at by Diane like this, Jiang Bie suddenly felt a little at a loss.

"This this……"

Jiang Bie's head hurt a little, but he still tried his best to think. There seemed to be something blocking the climax. No matter how hard he thought about it, he still couldn't think of anything.

"Tie, tie, tie."

He simply hit his head with his fist, trying to remind himself in this way.

Although Jiangbie on Earth is not very smart, he is not stupid either, but he is not stupid after time travel, but... Oops, Don’t just let it happen, let the No. 1 metaphor king in the national server go online.

Shui Tiaochuanwou: [For example, the IQ on the earth is 100, and the running speed of the host is 120, so it is not stupid, because anything above 100, Jiang Bie may never know this for the rest of his life. It is absolutely easy for a 120 host to run a 100 brain, so it is extremely easy, so there will be no crash problem.

【After traveling through time, he became Jiang DaDa. His IQ was still the original 100, and the running speed of Jiangbie's host was 5. This... Of course, the machine is stuck. of

【Otherwise, think about it, why is Jiang Bie called Jiang stupid, Jiang stupid?]

Dai An stopped Jiang Bie who was blowing his head, and raised his hand repeatedly:"Okay, okay, I still Let me tell you directly

"What I want to say is that starting from tomorrow, we will change"

"oh."

Jiang Bie put the Foundation Establishment Pill in his hand back into the storage bag on his waist, then raised his head, looked at Dai An with a dull expression, and asked softly:"Uncle Dai, am I stupid? ah?"

"Being stupid is a little bit stupid, but your advantages are greater. A million stupid people can't compare with your advantageous toes, which are little toes."Di An started the MLM method again.

After listening to Diane's words, the look on Jiang Bie's face slowly regained a little sparkle.

Seeing that it was effective, Diane increased the intensity of the deception:"You are better than many people. You can endure hardship, and your state of mind is very strong, comparable to that of an immortal"

"Immortal? ?"Jiang Bie opened her mouth wide and her eyes shone brightly.

"Not only the immortals, but also the immortal emperors are not as strong as you!"

Jiang Bie was convinced by Dai An's bold words.

"Immortal Emperor? ? Jiang Bie immediately asked:"Can I really achieve my ambition to become an immortal?" ?"

"You are the Immortal Emperor now. Do you still remember what I told you this morning?……"

Seeing that Dai An was talking about what happened in the morning again, he was afraid of hitting Jiang Bie again, so he quickly changed his words

"I just... I have said it this morning, there are four types of people, and you are the highest and strongest type. You are the invincible type."

"ah!! Jiang Bie was so shocked that she covered her mouth in disbelief:"Really?" ?"

"I will lie to you again!" Diane's face immediately turned cold, and his voice became even colder.:

"Are you questioning me?!"

Uncle Dai suddenly became cold, which Jiang Bie couldn't accept.

Jiang Bie waved his hands desperately:

"No, no, no

"I only believe in Uncle Dai in this life!"

"Also, you have to remember that there is a big terror in your body. When you wake up one day, it will be the beginning of your rise!!"Dian said this very seriously, so seriously that Jiang Bie couldn't help but believe it.

"real? ?"Jiang Bie's eyes showed a sharp light.

"Very true. Dai An nodded and said with a smile:"After you rise, I, Uncle Dai, will also benefit from you."!"

"Yeah, yeah, I have to let Uncle Dai get involved

"No matter how time changes, you will always be my uncle."Jiang Bie's slightly childish face nodded firmly to Diane.

"OK OK."Dian's eyes showed relief,"Uncle, I have not loved you all these years in vain."

Then Diane put her hand into her sleeves and took out a set of clothes. It was a black outfit.

Jiang Bie exclaimed:"Night travel clothes."

"Well, quite right"

"What are you doing with these clothes?" Jiang Bie was puzzled.

"Of course he was wearing it. Could it be that he ate it?"Daian said with a smile.

When Jiang Bie heard the word"eat", Jiang Bie's eyes lit up. With a thought, the storage bag on his waist flashed again and fell into Jiang Bie's hand.

"you……"Diane stared with wide eyes.

Jiang Bie swallowed a pill and then burped.

"What are you doing taking 'Hunger Strike Pill' now?" Diane asked

"Of course the 10 days are up."Jiang don't say

"Then you shouldn’t choose to eat at this time?"Di An asked again

"What's wrong at this time? Didn't you just talk about eating?" Jiang Bie added in a silly and sweet voice,"That's why I remembered it."

"What are we doing now?" Diane frowned.

"Is there anything wrong with eating it now?" Jiang Bie was puzzled, and then thought of something, and asked quickly:"If you eat it now, won't it be poisonous, right? Master?"

"Ouch."Dian threw his hands and said helplessly.:

"What are we doing now, talking about Ye Xingyi, and you suddenly eat, how ungraceful it is."

Jiang Bie thought it was poisonous, but it turned out to be a matter of elegance and inelegance, so he quickly admitted his mistake.

Dai An said with heartache again:"‘The Hunger Strike Pill is not something you should take now. It should be taken when the sky is clear and the morning dew is coming, so that the potency of the medicine can be maximized."

‘"Hunger Strike Pill" - a pill similar to"Bigu Pill". If you take one hunger strike pill, you can go without eating for 10 days.

After hearing this, Jiang Bie blinked cutely, frowned, and said with a slight sneer:"When did Uncle Dai become so stingy?""

"Hey, hey, who is being stingy? Don't talk nonsense, or I will sue you for slander?!"

Dian's face was dark and he tried to retort.

Seeing Uncle Dai like this, Jiang Bie covered his mouth and giggled.

Dai An really didn't expect that he, a great monk, would almost lose his temper for a small first-grade elixir..

He couldn't help but smile bitterly in his heart:"It seems that I am becoming more and more like an ordinary person, and I am nagging about a trivial matter."

"If you want to become an immortal, you must first transform into a mortal. It seems to be right. Maybe I can really hope to advance to the 'divine transformation stage'. Going one step further is not just a dream."

The blazing light in Diane's eyes grew stronger, and now he became more and more convinced that the opportunity for him to become a god was Jiangbie, Jiangbie.

Then Diane smiled and said today's theme

"Do you know why I took the night clothes??"

"I don’t know."Jiang Bie is very honest.

"The opportunity for actual combat has arrived."Di An said with a smile.

"Actual combat? ? Jiang Bie's heart trembled:"Do you want me to kill someone?" ?"

"Quite right."Di An smiled and nodded.

"ah? Really murderous? ?"Jiang Bie was speechless and stood there stunned.

"Yes, that's right, I've said it before."Dian kept laughing.

When Jiang Bie looked at Uncle Dai's evil smile, he knew that the matter was not simple.

Then he crossed his arms, raised his forehead, and said with great pride:"Who to kill? ?"

"Jiang Wan."Di An's voice was very flat.

"Jiang...Jiang Wan? ?"After saying this, Jiang Bie was shocked again.

"That's right, you heard it right."Dian nodded.

Jiang Bie really couldn't understand that he would suddenly have to fight in actual combat, and he still killed someone, or Jiang Wan. Jiang Wan was still his nephew, although only in name.

"You do not dare? ?"Di An asked with a sideways glance.

"me……"Jiang Bie's eyes flickered continuously, and his tone paused.

"You do not dare? ?"Di An frowned and stared at him sideways.

This time, Jiang Bie didn't even say a word. He was completely stunned.