SCP Steve, containment breach

Steve's face flushed.

Sassy thing, you actually asked!

Considering that he promised Christina that he must cooperate with the registration in order to facilitate his free activities here in the future, Steve reluctantly said:

"In your language, it will make love. "

The

female registrar rubbed her ears and looked at Steve suspiciously

Why is this good square man blushing?

No, Christina told me that these guys have a completely different aesthetic than normal people, they like square, angular things, and we creatures can't get into their eyes at all.

Wrong.

When did Christina ever be reliable? She didn't even know what Steve was capable of, and shoved him to herself under the guise of "this is a good communicator".

is

really a good girlfriend, the whole person is a set of people, although there is really no danger to life, but this .........

I can't accept it!

The registrar decided to end the record quickly, and she raised her voice

"The voice is too low to hear clearly, say it again?".

Steve's voice is getting quieter, and if you eat this, you will ............ ，

"It's okay to be louder, Mr. Steve, at a normal volume. "

Steve gritted his teeth, raised his head, looked directly into the registrar's eyes and said

"Born a little villager. "

“？“

"Uh-oh-oh-oh!

But when he saw Steve, he suddenly covered his chest, let out a miserable scream, and fell to the ground, and it took a while to stand up sweaty, take out the ender pearl in his chest pocket, and make a gesture to smash it, but he couldn't do it for a long time.

Finally, I gently placed it on the ground.

A burst of cherry pink dust erupted as it had done a few days ago, and Ender's figure appeared at once.

The ender princess was still holding a moribund slime hatchling, and Steve's sudden summoning had clearly caught her off guard.

Originally, as an enderman, being hit twice by a slime was nothing more than shedding some blood, and you could easily recover by eating something.

But now that they have suddenly become human, the slime's greatest trait is revealed.

The ball of slime on his body exploded with Ender's subconscious movements, and suddenly splashed all over Ender and the registrar. Only Steve, with his super-fast hand speed, erected a cobblestone wall in front of him, blocking the gooey attacks that came his way.

.....................

"So, that's why my employee took a leave of absence today because of bathing and sexual harassment?".

Christina clasped her hands around her chest, looked at Steve, who was holding her head down by Ender, and couldn't help but laugh

"Next time, be careful, your status is not ordinary, and this is a temporary employee certificate issued to you by the council. Thank you to the O5 who has been protecting you. "

Christina handed over the boxy employee card, and after Steve took it, her hand was not withdrawn, but said:

"Can you take it out and take a look, the yellow rod on file. "

Steve nodded, pulled it out, and handed it to Christina.

The Director always felt that this thing was a little familiar, and after glancing at the edible words on the report, he asked

"What is this? your name over there?"

Ender replied in place of Steve

"Wheat, three wheat, can make one loaf, and two sheep eat it and immediately give birth to lambs. "

Hearing the first half, Christina smiled helplessly, Wheat, there are also in the world here, and it is very common.

But after listening to the second half......... , what is this TM?!

Christina looked at the handful of wheat and gave up on asking Steve for a handful of wheat and going home to try it.

The old lady doesn't have a boyfriend yet, and she can't solve this terrifying genetic weapon by herself.

"Is this food on your side, and does anyone eat it?".

Christina asked, incredulously, though she wanted to see how the thing worked, but as a Foundation employee, she quickly put the idea of trying it out.

Steve said as he struggled with his head, which was being held by Ender

"Of course, I have other things that make people look away. “

Christina, who thought that Steve was finally going to speak out about his abilities, instantly became energetic and asked

"Can I take a look?".

"It's a musical soup I made with a record player and a mushroom pot, and it has a magical effect when you eat it. “

Steve finally struggled out of the endermen's evil arms and ate the musical stew under Christina's horrified gaze.

Before Christina was about to

press the emergency alarm, the sound of pure music came from her ears, and before she knew it, Christina was addicted to music, and a sense of loneliness arose, although there were still two SCPs around her, but the whole world seemed to be the only one, and the loneliness was almost about to swallow Christina's whole person.

Suddenly Christina was tapped on the shoulder, Christina woke up suddenly, the music in her ears disappeared, and Steve circled around Christina, looking at her curiously.

"What are you doing? Why didn't you suddenly stop for a long time. “

The

loneliness gradually disappeared, Christina found that an hour had passed, it was hard to imagine how she had come through this time, even Dr. Caya, an intermediate researcher, was able to endure and remain firm in countless deaths, Christina's willpower as the regional director can be imagined, but now that I think about it, I feel a deep fear, if no one disturbs me, I'm afraid I won't be able to wake up all the time!

"Nothing, is this the song of your world?".

"Of course, I call it execuse, and it's nice, but it's always with Steve. “

PS: To be honest, when playing Minecraft, I really don't like single-player, how to put it, it's just too lonely, so I chose online.