SCP Steve, containment breach

(Ask for flowers, ask

for flowers, ask for flowers, say important things three times).

The captain also knew that if Leif blew up the entire garden court just now and was stabbed, this poor driver would be 100% expelled from the Foundation plus amnestics, and even squatted in the prison to pick up soap, his heart couldn't help but soften, and after some thought, he nodded.

"You do it!".

Leif looked overjoyed, put the TNT in front of the gate, and immediately risked being hung up by Steve to criticize the waste, threw the flint and steel on the bomb like a disposable match, and turned and ran ten meters.

By his side, the Task Force had a reality anchor ready.

"Boom-".

The explosion easily blew open the gate, and in the smoke, the task force rushed in.

There was an uproar in the stadium.

............

The next day, the Boston Evening News made a headline.

Shocked, the Garden Arena was attacked by a taxi bomb, and the opening ceremony game was forced to be suspended!

Pushing the newspaper to the reality bender who had been firmly impaled by SCP-148 on the pillar, Christina smiled mockingly.

"You've failed. "

She stood up and gave orders to the task force beside her

"Execute him. "

At the same time............

"Name. "

"Steve. "

"Gender?".

Steve slapped the table and complained to the female registrar in front of him:

"Can't you tell what gender I have?! Isn't there anything like me being such a pure man?".

The

registrar quietly glanced at the human body structure chart posted in the infirmary on the side, turned his head, and replied seriously

"I'm sorry, it's my clumsiness. "

It's my clumsiness, and I really don't see where you look like a man except for your voice.

Forget it, SCP after all.

Director Christina managed to frame him here to do a containment file registration, and if he was allowed to run away, ......

"This is my performance, my bonus, the first anomalous creature to be contained by hand since I took over Area 19.........!

The registrar's neck shrunch, and he felt that Christina's expression was reminiscent of that of the deceased containment object, Little Peanut (SCP-173).

You ask the little peanut what his expression is?

Hmmm.........

You should ask how distorted Christina's expression was at the time!

Compared to Christina's psychological shadow on the registrar, even the cube man in front of her became cute.

The female registrar's eyes softened.

Steve felt a chill schill over him.

Why are you staring at me like that, oh my God, it's as disgusting as a smelly poisonous potato!

"So, Mr. Steve, what are your abilities?".

The

registrar asked softly, and Steve scratched his head.

What am I capable of?

What am I capable of, I'm just an ordinary cube person who just wants to live a peaceful life.

I

was called up by the bed at six o'clock on time every day, I didn't sleep at all when I had fun at night, I lived in an unknown artificial cave in an unknown mountain, started my own business, had a mine at home, fished in my spare time, and Xiaobai, zombies fought the landlord together, never lost, I killed them all if I couldn't beat them, hungry and carrion, and frustrated bones and ashes (bone meal is a good thing!) , Occasionally, he will generously go to the village to collect protection money, exchange feelings with the pig spirit girl, and then be punished for kneeling in the cactus, and even Ender said that he is a very normal square person.

I am a great good citizen, don't spew blood! (wielding a diamond sword).

- Wait a minute, why is it a diamond sword, it should be a Western sword now.

Seeing that Steve didn't speak, the registrar was stunned.

Feelings you don't know about your special abilities?

So how did you take out that horrible reality bender?

What can I do, Christina didn't tell me what this cube man is capable of?

There was no way, and the registrar had to try to guide Steve

She put down her pen and asked

"Do you have it, it's that kind of .........

."

"No, loved, not interested. "

“？“

The corner of the registrar's mouth twitched, and he said

"Do you have that kind of thing or ability that, as soon as you take it out, will surprise the creatures around you so much that they can't help but look away?"

As soon as you take it out, you will be surprised by the creatures around you

Steve scratched his head, so to speak, there really is!

But would the people here like those things? And say it so openly, is it really good?

He hesitated, pulled out a shadow box, opened it, and rummaged through it.

After a while, Steve pulled out a handful of wheat from the box

"Shhhh

Steve took the wheat and bowed slightly, whistling to tease the cat, and spun in circles around the registrar.

(Don't ask me why the cube man is bent down?) ）

The female registrar immediately became serious.

Steve: What is this doing?

What was it that he was holding in his hand? What was that yellow mosaic-like thing?

Considering Steve's unusual identity, as well as what he had just said, the female registrar reacted immediately!

I see, is this what Steve sees as something that will make life look sideways?

The female registrar followed Steve's rhythm and stared at the yellow stick for a while, and after Steve showed an expression of "sure enough" and took the yellow object back, she immediately took up her pen and left a dignified note in her notebook

- Ability/Special Item: Yellow Stick.

She asked

"What's the use of this thing?".

Steve was silent for a moment and said:

"I can eat it. "

Female Registrar: "............ Is that what I mean?".

Then I wrote it down in my notebook

- Edible.

As if she didn't think it was too rigorous, she tried again

"What happens if you eat it?"

—————————————-—— (small theater) —————————————————————

Registrar: "Steve, what are you doing? Is this what makes life look away?".

Steve: "Of course, it's a good thing, and when you take it out, you're going to look sideways. "

Christina: "That's why you're harassing my staff?".

Steve: "Shhhhh