I took a loan to work, and I misled the central station.

This really made netizens burst into laughter.

Especially those netizens with social phobia, they were full of sympathy:

"Good man, if I were her, I would probably explode on the spot."

"I laughed so hard."

"I can only say that Wang Xuan's news is really not suitable for family members to watch."

"The little secrets of young people have been exposed."

"I can only express my sympathy."

"Just like the title said, it tricked everyone and didn't stop broadcasting."

"Before, there were speculations on the Internet that Wang Xuan would be suspended. Isn't this continuing to trick people?".

"One piece of news, people shot to death, except for Wang Xuan's news, who else can achieve such an effect."

Wang Linling called her mother and said that she would stay at Wang Xiaoting's place to sleep.

They are all family, and Wang Linling's mother didn't say anything.

The two of them lay on the bed and flipped through the comments.

Looking at the comments of netizens, Wang Linling's toes can dig two holes in the bed.

It's so embarrassing.

For a person with social phobia, posting the scene of her own shooting death on the Internet is really a challenge.

Wang Linling didn't know why she listened to Sister Xiaoting and posted the video on the Internet.

"What's embarrassing about this?"

"Do you believe it? There are more embarrassing things than you?"

Wang Xiaoting clicked the search button while speaking.

Let Wang Linling see what extreme embarrassment is.

A large number of videos came out after searching.

A pretty little girl said with an embarrassed look:

"Who in the family can understand?"

"My aunt came to visit."

"Then I hid in the room, wanted to go to the bathroom, and waited for her to leave."

"I almost suffocated to death."

"I waited and waited, and I was about to explode."

"Then I heard my aunt say that she would stay at home tonight, and my heart finally died."

"Walked out of the room directly."

"She said hello and said she was going to the bathroom, and then she wanted to run to the bathroom. ． 。 ”

“As a result, I hadn’t taken two steps when a news came on TV.”

“Then my mother and my aunt looked at me with strange eyes.”

“My aunt said you go to the room first, I will leave later.”

“At that moment, I really wanted to disappear on the spot.”

“She was just joking, I was really choking.”

“I jumped directly into the bathroom.”

“Looking at my posture of rushing to the bathroom, they seemed to understand that the news was true.”

“Fuck, what kind of news is this.”

“Even our socially anxious people are deceived.”

“How can I face people in the future?”

“I have decided, I want to become a black fan.”

“I will never give up until Wang Xuan is blacked out to stop broadcasting and apologize.”

The young lady almost cried while talking.

Wang Linling couldn't help laughing when she saw this video.

Without comparison, there will be no balance in the heart.

"See?"

"There are many people in the world, and you are just the most ordinary one."

"The things you think are the most fatal are actually commonplace in everyone's eyes."

After the baptism of the short video platform for some time, Wang Xiaoting has become quite eloquent.

Wang Linling was stunned by what she said.

Wang Xiaoting is very hot-tempered.

There are more and more videos of people being shot to death on the Internet.

A blogger named Qiuhou Suanzhang posted a video that directly made netizens with social phobia unable to sit still.

"I have to wait for my relatives to leave before going to the bathroom."

"I suddenly thought of a good idea. ”

“Those who are bosses can delay the salary of socially anxious people.”

“If they delay for one or two months, they dare not ask for it actively.”

“After a long time, they will resign on their own.”

Netizens burst into laughter again:

“This method is indeed feasible.”

“You have to hide when going to the bathroom, don’t even mention asking for salary.”

“Maybe they won’t ask for it.”

“Some bosses have made a fortune with this method.”

“I’ve learned it, and I will specifically recruit employees with social anxiety in the future.”

“Good guy, we are just socially anxious, not stupid.”

“We are just not good at words, which does not prove that we are not good at full-length.”

“Don’t do this, socially anxious people will tell you with a knife, they don’t use words to urge, they will directly use actions to urge. . ”

“I am dying of laughter.”

“This blogger is also a talent.”

Zhang Shuyue burst into laughter three times because of Wang Xuan’s news.

Six hundred yuan was gone just like that.

She couldn’t breathe as she laughed and felt heartbroken.

Suddenly, she understood the saying: People who laugh are not necessarily happy, and people who cry are not necessarily sad.

Yue Xiaofeng’s noodle shop is open for business.

After the incident of urging for a second child, he was successfully kicked out by his parents.

He has issued an ultimatum: if he can’t find a partner this year, he will go abroad and buy him a home. Come.

Frightened Yue Xiaofeng.

Finding a partner is not like buying cabbage, you can just pick whoever you like.

Don't have a common language.

Why not buy a baby.

Yue Xiaofeng sat at the dining table depressed.

Just finished a wave of work.

After a short break, a family of three walked in.

The child is five or six years old.

The child holds his father's hand with one hand and his mother's hand with the other.

The family looks quite harmonious.

".¨ Three bowls of ramen."

"Okay, wait a moment." Yue Xiaofeng hesitated for a while whether to turn off the TV.

This bigDuring the New Year, don’t make people cry, laugh, and fight again.

Thinking that Wang Xuan’s news will be broadcast at ten o’clock, and it’s not even nine o’clock yet, I feel relieved.

The whole family sat there waiting for the noodles to be served.

The old father is a fan of Wang Xuan, so he naturally turned the TV to the CCTV channel.

It happened to be Wang Xuan’s news.

Puti couldn’t get the TV (good), so he had to play with his mobile phone.

Wang Xuan’s voice came from the TV.

“Parents, obey the law and don’t drive up prices.”

Six-year-old Puti used his mobile phone to search how much it costs to eat a meal at KFC.

Some characters can’t be written directly in pinyin.

When he saw that it only cost one or two hundred, his eyes widened.

"Mom, you lied to me."

"It only costs 200 yuan to eat a meal at KFC, but you told me it would cost 10,000 yuan."

"You lied to me to beg."

Puti shouted immediately.

"Mom didn't lie to you!" The old mother was quite speechless. Eating ramen actually exposed her own price gouging.

"You are clearly lying to me."

"Give me back my money."

"The money has been spent."

"I don't care, I just want the money."

This Puti was spoiled. He pumped it up and threw the stool out.