I took a loan to work, and I misled the central station.

Are you not going to leave?

Because I drank a lot of drinks during the meal.

I feel like I am going to explode now.

If it were a boy, it would be easy. Just find a drink bottle and pour it in.

No, drink the drink and then fill it up again.

Girls don’t have this superpower.

There is no foot basin in the room.

There is really no way to solve this problem.

In the living room, the two were still chatting.

Wang Linling’s uncle: “I will never gamble again. I will definitely be scolded when I go back this time?”

Wang Linling’s mother: “If you want to live a good life, don’t do anything reckless.”

“You are a family now, not alone.”

As they chatted, Wang Xuan’s voice came from the TV.

Wang Linling’s uncle was moved.

Was my niece holding it in in the room?

She said as she thought, "I'll sleep here tonight."

I was planning to sleep here anyway.

Wang Linling, who was almost bursting with suffocation, heard her uncle's voice, and her heart finally died.

You should have said you wanted to live here earlier. I'm too lazy to hold it in for so long.

Wang Linling opened the door and walked out.

When she saw Wang Linling coming out, both her mother and her uncle's eyes widened.

"Uncle!" Wang Linling shouted politely.

"I'm going to the bathroom."

After that, Wang Linling turned and went to the bathroom.

While she was walking, her uncle's voice came over, "Do I have to hold it in in the room if I don't say I'm going to sleep here tonight?"

Wang Linling almost broke her defense and couldn't hold it in.

"Uncle, what are you talking about?" Wang Linling turned her head.

"Your cousin's news said that when relatives come, you would rather hold it in and wait until the relatives leave before going to the bathroom, unless the relatives live at home, you will come out."

Wang Linling glanced at the TV and felt bad.

Turned and went straight into the bathroom.

It was embarrassing to hold it in.

I guess my uncle said that on purpose to see if I was still holding it in, and then I really came out the next second.

People with social phobia are like this, they like to magnify their behavior to others infinitely.

Wang Linling wanted to go directly through the toilet pipe.

Is this cousin so deceiving?

On the night of the 30th, it was so cool to see so many brothers and sisters being scolded.

But it was still miserable to deceive myself.

I finished using the bathroom quickly.

Wang Linling was thinking about how to go out and face it.

I mustered up my courage for a long time but didn’t dare to open the bathroom door.

I sat in the bathroom for more than ten minutes.

My uncle was still chatting with my mother outside.

Neither of them took Wang Linling’s embarrassment seriously.

They just thought it was interesting.

Wang Linling was someone who could get into a prestigious university after all.

After thinking for a long time, she finally came up with a plan.

She pretended to make a phone call and ran away.

She didn't want to sleep at home anymore, so she went to sleep with Sister Xiaoting.

Wang Linling put the phone to her ear.

She pushed open the bathroom door and walked out while nodding.

This way, she didn't need to talk to her uncle in the living room.

Wang Linling walked quickly and walked out of the yard.

She was still wearing pajamas.

She was afraid of being seen, so she ran away.

Fortunately, there are street lights in rural areas now.

She ran to Wang Xiaoting's house, but Wang Xiaoting didn't play mahjong.

Wang Xiaoting saw Wang Linling panting and asked curiously: "What happened to you? Were you robbed?"

"No, sister, can I sleep with you tonight?" Wang Linling shook her head.

"Sure, what happened to you? Did you have a fight with your parents?" Wang Xiaoting asked in confusion.

"No?" Wang Linling shook her head.

"My uncle is here?"

Wang Xiaoting was even more confused: "Don't you have a lot of rooms in your house?"

"Your uncle won't take your room to sleep in, right?"

Wang Linling almost cried.

Tell her what happened just now.

Of course, Wang Linling's processing was included.

Wang Xiaoting laughed like crazy.

"Are you also a talent?"

"Don't you know your uncle well?"

"No, why don't you go get a haircut?"

"Your uncle is also a jerk. Not only did he not leave after seeing the news, he also deliberately said he would stay overnight at home to force you out."

"I'm really dying of laughter."

Wang Xiaoting rolled over on the bed with laughter.

Wang Linling looked at Wang Xiaoting who couldn't stop laughing with a face full of resentment: "Sister, why is Brother Xuan like this?"

"Can there be a rule that no one should read Brother Xuan's news in the future."

"Haha."

"You only now realize how bad your Brother Xuan's news is."

"When I was walking outside, people asked me if I bought anything online. You don't know how embarrassed I was."

"Haha, now someone is finally like me."

"No, no, this is too funny."

"This video must be shared online so that everyone can be happy together."

"Sister, you can't do this." Wang Linling was immediately anxious.

"What do you know?"

"If you are not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed."

"Do you want to become a musk ox?" Wang Xiaoting began to fool around.

Every social phobia has a heart to become a 967 musk ox.

"I do!" Wang Linling nodded.

"If you want, then listen to me."

"By the way, don't you have a camera in your living room?"

"Take it out, I'll post it online directly."

"Don't worry, my account is allThe family will see it, and people who don’t know you will see it. ”

“Maybe you can become an Internet celebrity.”

“Your sister has 800,000 fans.”

The phrase of becoming an Internet celebrity completely moved Wang Linling.

Which girl doesn’t want to be a star?

If you can’t be a star, you can be an Internet celebrity.

“Okay then!” Wang Linling took out her mobile phone, turned on the camera, edited the video and sent it to Wang Xiaoting.

After Wang Xiaoting’s post-production, she directly posted it to her own short video platform.

The video of Wang Linling running to her own home was also edited in.

The text: Trick everyone once, and the news keeps broadcasting.

This post made netizens burst with laughter:

“If I don’t say that I’m staying at home overnight, you can’t hold it in?”

“This is really hilarious. ”

“It’s not too much for the uncle and nephew to get a haircut.”

“It’s really a shot to death.”

“Who knew there was news broadcasting outside.”.