Live Broadcast: The post-90s generation is raising a child against their will, which is outrageous

“…”

When Huang Mao said this,

Lu Yu had already opened his mouth in shock,

Damn it!

So that’s what happened!

When Huang Mao was washed away by the flood and was about to drown, his Xiao Chun happened to be washed next to Huang Mao.

In a sense, Xiao Chun is no different from a balloon,

and the material is more durable than a balloon.

So,.

Huang Mao, whose life was hanging by a thread,

used Xiao Chun’s buoyancy to successfully climb on it and avoid being drowned!

After the flood receded,

Huang Mao also paddled Xiao Chun back to the shore...

No wonder,

No wonder Huang Mao kept saying before,

Xiao Chun had saved his life,

So that’s how she saved him!!

However,

You really don’t say it,

Although this rescue method sounds very outrageous and absurd,

However,

Under the circumstances at that time,

If Xiaochun hadn’t come by chance,

Huangmao might have really drowned!

So,

Huangmao was really not bragging or joking,

His life,

was indeed saved by Xiaochun!!

Thinking of this,

Lu Yu was in tears and laughter,

Never expected,

his best friend actually had such an amazing experience,

being rescued to shore by a mute girlfriend who was usually unknown,

This matter is probably quite explosive even in the entire explosive world!

Lu Yu was not the only one who was secretly shocked.

In the live broadcast room,

after listening to Huang Mao's sharing,

the more than 40 million viewers were also shocked!

They may have heard of various cases of escaping death,

but,

when the flood came,

someone could escape by riding on his girlfriend,

this is the first time I've heard of it!

So,

After listening to Huangmao's story,

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The style of the barrage,

suddenly changed to this:

"Mom opened the door, I am outrageous!"

"Mom opened the door, I am an outrageous brother, outrageous!"

"Mom opened the door, I am an outrageous brother, super outrageous!"

"Sister opened the door, I am an outrageous uncle, outrageous!"

"Wife opened the door, I am an outrageous father, so outrageous!"

"Outrageous super evolution, outrageous grandpa, too outrageous!!"

"..."

After a short period of outrageousness,

The barrage in the entire live broadcast room,

exploded!

"Hahahaha, can I say that Huangmao's experienceCan you make me laugh for a hundred years? This is really amazing. Even novels don't dare to write like this! "

"Niu Pi, when the husband is in trouble, at the critical moment, the wife stands up, joins the game, uses herself as a boat, carries the husband, and leaves leisurely..."

"To be honest, based on this point, Xiaochun is really worthy of being Huangmao's white moonlight, it's really great!"

"I really didn't expect that Huangmao was actually saved by Xiaochun. I thought he was joking at first! (Covering face, jpg)"

"No wonder, no wonder Huangmao is so fond of this kind of girlfriend since then, it turns out that such a touching story has happened between them!"

"After that, every girlfriend Huangmao dated, the soul is Xiaochun's, she has an unshakable position in Huangmao's heart!"

"Hahaha, I say, can you guys not discuss this matter so seriously, I laughed so hard that my stomach hurts! ”

“Be serious, this is a love story that is worth singing and praising. Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai would give a thumbs up after hearing it! (dog head, jpg)”

“It’s over. After Huang Mao told this story, I guess those sellers will raise the price again. It can not only meet the needs of life, but also save lives at critical moments...”

“It’s a goddamn horse used as a boat. I just want to know what the reaction of those who saw Huang Mao rowing Xiao Chun back to the shore was!”

“Hahahaha, the picture is too beautiful, I dare not think about it...”

“To be honest, if someone saw that scene, I guess I would rather jump into the water and drown myself. This is too social!”

“Not that bad, if I jump in and drown again, then Xiao Chun’s sacrifice will be in vain!

"It has to be Brother Lu. I am dying of laughter, but Brother Lu just held it back and didn't laugh!"

"There is no way. His first generation siblings have died like this. If Brother Lu laughs now, Huang Mao will probably get angry with Brother Lu! (covering his face, jpg)"

"Lu Yu: I have thought about all the sad things in my life!"

"..."

After listening to Huang Mao's bizarre experience,

In the live broadcast room On the other hand,

The audience laughed like crazy,

Especially Huang Mao, who described the story in such detail,

It was very vivid,

Not to mention that the audience couldn't hold back,

In the studio,

Teacher He and Su Xue, as well as the directors, were all very happy,

Even the three experts who were just scolded by the audience,

After listening,

all showed a very wonderful expression.

And the one who was the most uncomfortable at this time,

It had to be Lu Yu,

As the audience said,

Facing the sadness and pain of Huang Mao, who was immersed in the memories of the past,

He really wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh at this moment,

I can only hold it in.

But...

When I think of the yellow-haired guy riding Xiaochun and floating over...

Hahahaha!!

Lu Yu finally couldn't hold it in and laughed out loud!

It doesn't matter if he laughs,

Sure enough,

The next second, the yellow-haired guy looked over with red eyes!

"Brother Yu, what are you laughing at!"

"Is it funny?"

"That's your first-generation brother and sister!"

The yellow-haired guy patted his chest and said,

"She sacrificed herself to save me..."

"Cough cough cough!"

Hearing this, Lu Yu quickly suppressed his laughter and changed the subject,

"You mean, Xiaochun is broken, right?"

"Yeah..."

The yellow-haired guy was successfully diverted and immersed in the original In that sad memory, he said,

"After landing, I checked Xiaochun's condition immediately."

"But unfortunately..."

"Before in the water, Xiaochun hit several rocks and was stabbed by branches."

"Her skin was cut in many places!"

"A few minutes after landing..."

"She, she..."

"She died!"

"..."

Puff! ! !

The yellow-haired man's words "dead" were a double entendre,

and once again successfully hit the funny points of Lu Yu and the audience,

Lu Yu quickly covered his mouth,

tried hard to stop himself from laughing,

and changed the subject again.

"Then, what happens after that?"

"After that? There is no after..."

The yellow-haired man sighed and said,

"When the water level recedes, I will bury Xiaochun."

"I also buried several air pumps with her."

"I thought that she would be full of vitality forever in another world."

Speaking of this,

The yellow-haired man suddenly blushed again and said awkwardly,

"However, what I didn't expect was that some bastard took a picture of my incident and posted it on the Internet..."

"It was also reported in our local news."

" The news showed me paddling Xiaochun to shore..."

"I was actually embarrassed when I saw the news, and my parents were embarrassed too..."

"We were worried that others would laugh at me, and we didn't know when there would be floods or landslides in the place where we lived..."

"So, not long after, our family moved away."

"We moved to this city."

"Then, not long after, I met you, Brother Yu."

"So, to some extent, Xiaochun not only saved me, but she also made us brothers by accident."

"If Xiaochun hadn't been exposed, our family wouldn't have moved away so quickly, and I wouldn't have known you..."

"Brother Yu, now you understand why I like Xiaochun, Xiaocui, Xiaoai, right?"

"Because, in my heart, they are not just lifeless things, they have extraordinary meaning to me!"

"..."

After Huangmao finished speaking,

he sighed to himself again.

On the other side, Lu Yu,

felt both amused and helpless again!

As Huangmao's best friend,

he swore,

that these things,

he had heard of for the first time!

He had asked Huang Mao before why his family moved to such a faraway city to survive.

At that time, Huang Mao always hesitated and refused to say.

It turned out that after a long time,

they were in trouble over there,

so they moved here with their family...

At the same time,

Lu Yu finally understood,

why his brother had such a special liking for tool people,

it turned out that there was such an outrageous experience here!

At the same time,

as Huang Mao finished speaking,

in the live broadcast room,

they were once again in a state of laughter.

"Hahaha, I am really dying of laughter at Huang Mao today. They say birds of a feather flock together, and people are divided into groups. This is absolutely true. Brother Lu's brother is also a talent like Brother Lu!"

"This is the legend. Where there is a sleeping dragon, there must be a phoenix chick. Pay attention, it is a real sleeping dragon and a phoenix chick!"

"I am dying of laughter. He also buried Xiaochun and buried a few air pumps with him! (covering his face, jpg)"

"I mean, you are talking about the burial objects, right!"

"Yes, yes, yes, that's right. It means that Huang Mao didn't have money at that time. If he had money, he would probably buy an air pump and bury it with him!"

"Paddling Xiaochun... was photographed and reported by the news... haha!"

"I only heard people say that after social death, you have to I thought I was just talking about moving to another city, but I didn't expect that I would see it for real today!"

"To be honest, Huangmao has a strong psychological quality. If this happened to me, I guess I couldn't live! (Covering face, jpg)"

"You can laugh at Huangmao's special hobby, but you can't laugh at the beautiful love in Huangmao's heart!"

"Auntie: Xiaobao, don't cry, this is our 7-type love... Xiaobao, forget me!"

"Fuck, the person upstairs, why can you send voice!"

"Hahahaha, I finally forgot that eye-catching video, and you remembered it again when you said it!"

"I can't be the only one who is blind, go to Baidu and search for his words, and you will understand what's going on!"

“…”

Whether Huang Mao’s story is touching or not is another matter,

but it is really hilarious,

many viewers were laughing to death,

the entire barrage,

was filled with an extremely cheerful atmosphere.

At the same time,

in the picture,

Lu Yu also managed his expression well, raised his glass and clinked it with Huang Mao’s.

"Hey, brother!"

"Please accept my condolences!"

Lu Yu said,

"If the spirit of my first-generation brother and sister-in-law in heaven could see how happy you are now, she would definitely rest in peace!"

"Yeah!"

The yellow-haired man nodded heavily,

"Brother Yu, thank you!"

"Why thank me? We are brothers, no need to be polite!"

"..."

As they talked,

the two began to eat and drink again.

Drinking between brothers is like this,

while chatting, eating and drinking slowly,

in this regard,

it is completely different from girls,

when women have a meal with their best friends,

it will be over in an hour at most,

then they will go back to their own homes and their own mothers.

But between men,

if they really want to drink happily,

they can drink from the afternoon until the next morning, or even until noon the next day.

Lu Yu and Huang Mao,

did this before,

the most exaggerated one,

they drank from noon until noon the next day,

it wasn’t that they were drunkards,

they just drank happily and didn’t want to end.

Sometimes,

once a topic came up,

they could talk for hours.

But after returning home,

I couldn't remember what we talked about that night...

That's how it was at this moment.

After finishing Xiaochun's topic,

the two began to chat about other things.

While they were eating, drinking and chatting,

Tongtong had already eaten and drunk enough.

She went to play with her phone on the recliner next to her.

From time to time,

she would pay attention to the situation in the store.

When customers came to buy things,

she would help them get them.

Just when Tongtong had just sold a pack of cigarettes,

and was about to return to the recliner,

to continue playing with her phone,

at this moment,

a middle-aged man who looked very vicissitudes of life and had a beard,

walked into the store.

The middle-aged man was wearing a dirty white vest on his upper body, a pair of worn-out, ill-fitting jeans on his lower body, and rubber shoes on his feet.

He was holding a yellow safety helmet in his hand.

You could tell from his appearance that

This is a worker who just came out of the construction site.

From a distance,

I can smell the sweat on his body,

and feel the fatigue on his body.

…………………….