Faced with the yellow-haired man slamming the table,
Lu Yu looked confused.
What do you mean? !
Have you tolerated me for several times?
I don’t have a heart?
Where did you come from?
Lu Yu asked in astonishment,
"Junping, what do you mean?".
"How did I offend you?"
"Brother Yu, I have always treated you as my good brother, but you really don’t have a heart at all!"
The yellow-haired man said angrily,
"Do you know that you have been saying Xiao Cui, Xiao Cui... "
"It’s so annoying!"
"The name Xiao Cui... Hey!"
"I If I don't remind you, you still don't know that you are wrong?"
"Xiao Cui is my past. It was the name of my wife when I just graduated!"
"Xiao Cui and I have been separated for several years!"
"My current sweetheart is named Xiao Ai!"
"You, as a big brother, can even get your own sister-in-law's name wrong. Tell me, are you careless!"
"..."
Huang Mao's face was filled with grief and indignation.
He stared at Lu Yu unhappily!
This big brother,
is simply not reliable at all.
He can even get his own sister-in-law's current name wrong!
Luckily, after I washed Xiao Ai,
I let the air out,
and put it in the cabinet.
Otherwise,
If Xiao Ai was sitting here and heard Brother Yu calling her Xiao Cui,
she would probably be furious!
After listening to Huang Mao's explanation,
Lu Yu was stunned.
Finally, I understood,
Why Huang Mao was angry just now,
Is he angry because he got his dear girlfriend's name wrong? !
Good guy,
I'm just so surprised!
You are really affectionate!
Isn't this the point of what I said whether I call her Xiao Cui or Xiao Ai? ! !
"Okay, okay, I'm wrong, it's "Ba Ba Qi" that I, as the eldest brother, don't care enough!"
"I'll raise a glass to apologize to my sister-in-law, okay!"
Lu Yu rolled his eyes,
picked up the wine glass and gulped it down,
After drinking,
said unhappily,
"Now can you tell me, why do you like Xiao Cui, Xiao Ai and those other tools so much?!"
"..."
"Hahaha, damn Xiao Ai, Huang Mao is so funny!"
"Huang Mao is really moved, so he defends his girlfriend!"
"From Huang Mao's perspective, Brother Lu is really not authentic, he can even get his sister-in-law's name wrong, manual dog head."
"Hahaha, Brother Lu is so confused, and he still thinksWhy did I offend Huangmao!"
"The chat between these two brothers seems more interesting than the crosstalk of Deyun Club..."
"No, no, no, if you say that, those Deyun girls will come to criticize you again."
"Last time I said that Yue Yunpeng's crosstalk skills were not as good as Cao Yunjin's. Wow, it was like stirring up a hornet's nest. A group of Deyun girls chased me and scolded me!"
"Well, will I be scolded for telling the truth? Let's not talk about character. From the perspective of crosstalk skills, Xiao Yueyue is indeed not as good as Cao Yunjin..."
"What's more, there was a reason why Cao Yunjin left..."
"It's like you work in a company. The company has grown and you ask the boss to give you a raise. The boss refuses, and the boss's wife kneels down in front of you. This kneeling makes you unable to stay in the company, and then you resign. Is there a problem? ”
“You can’t say that. Once a teacher, always a father. When Lao Guo took Jinzi in, Jinzi should also remember the old friendship.”
“Take him in? That’s not taking him in. Cao Yunjin paid tuition and living expenses every year. He still has the invoices. He just learned a skill…”
“If you say once a teacher, always a father, then when you were in school, so many teachers taught you knowledge…”
“Did you visit those teachers during the holidays? Do you still remember their names?”
“I admire you. Brother Lu and Huangmao were chatting so happily. Why did they mention Deyun Club?”
“What happened to that group of people? We outsiders should just watch the excitement. A group of people with a monthly salary of 3,000, don’t worry about them!”
“Hahaha, I want to know now why Huangmao likes tool people so much. Is it because tool people are sensible and not clingy? ”
“God damn sensible and not clingy, that’s easy to clean and detachable!”
“…”
The conversation between Lu Yu and Huang Mao
attracted laughter from the audience in the live broadcast room.
In the laughter,
seeing that Brother Yu sincerely apologized to his wife Xiao Ai,
Huang Mao also chose to forgive Brother Yu,
and planned to
tell a shocking secret that had been buried in his heart for many years!
“Brother Yu, in fact, the reason why I like Xiao Cui and Xiao Ai so much… there is a reason!”
“This involves a secret of mine back then!”
“Originally, I planned not to tell anyone for the rest of my life…”
“But, who made you my beloved relative, brother and sister! ”
“Since you are so curious, Brother Yu…”
“Then I will tell you, brother!”
The yellow-haired man said,
looked at the direction of the cameraman, waved his hand and said,
“Old cameraman, why are you still filming there? Come over and have a meal and drink with me!”
“The food will get cold soon!”
The yellow-haired man was indeed drunk.It was a bit high,
When he spoke,
his tongue was a bit curled.
"Brother Mao, you guys drink first, I have to work."
The cameraman responded with a smile.
"Okay..."
"Well, I'll drink with Brother Yu first. When you're done, come over by yourself. I won't call you anymore!"
The yellow-haired man muttered a few words in a daze,
Then he looked at Lu Yu again,
"Brother Yu, where was I just now?"
"You said you wanted to share a secret that has been hidden for many years with me!"
"Oh, yes, yes, it's a secret!"
The yellow-haired man nodded,
his face suddenly became serious, and after a moment of silence, he finally said,
"Brother Yu, where is my hometown? You know it, right?"
"Yeah, I know, it's in the Western Province."
Lu Yu replied.
"That's right, in the western province!"
"Especially the area where my hometown is, it's actually like a mountainous area, with many mountains and water..."
"Every few years, there will be a flood, a landslide, etc. It's so annoying."
Regarding what Huang Mao said,
Lu Yu had actually heard Huang Mao say this before,
and was very curious,
Why is this guy talking about this now,
What does this have to do with his tool man?
But Lu Yu didn't interrupt,
but listened patiently.
Not only Lu Yu was listening attentively,
In the live broadcast room,
the audience also pricked up their ears,
and listened very seriously.
Regarding Lu Yu's best friend Huang Mao,
the audience also liked him very much.
Under the attention of the crowd,
The yellow-haired man sighed and continued,
"I remember that was the year I was in high school..."
"I was eighteen years old that year, and I was in love for the first time. I had a strong desire for love in my heart, but you know me, I can brag to boys in private."
"But if you ask me to talk to girls, I'll be embarrassed..."
Yeah, yeah!
Lu Yu nodded,
He especially understood what the yellow-haired man said.
A lot of boys are actually like this,
Don't look at what astronomy, geography, and club massage are all open-mouthed, and they look like they are very good at talking.
But when facing girls,
The personality will become very shy and introverted,
I won't chat with girls at all.
Lu Yu felt that,
he was also this kind of person,
shy, simple and introverted.
"So?"
Lu Yu asked.
"So, I didn't dare to approach girls or make friends, but at that age, I was full of energy., full of energy..."
"Every night, I can't sleep alone. I have to find a way to help myself, right?"
"So, I found my first girlfriend on Taobao!"
"I named her Xiaochun!"
"Because I spent less money, Xiaochun didn't look good. She was as bloated and rough as the balloons sold at the entrance of kindergartens..."
"But, for me at that age, she was already as beautiful as a fairy!"
"So, Xiaochun became my first girlfriend!"
"The time I spent with her was the happiest time of my life!"
"I wish I could be with her all the time!"
"It's no exaggeration to say that Xiaochun is my white moonlight! ”
“But... it's a pity..."
“Life is unpredictable, and lovers are hard to be together!”
“In a disaster, Xiaochun sacrificed herself to save me!”
“I survived, but I lost Xiaochun forever!”
“…”
When Huangmao said this,
his eyes suddenly turned red, and he gulped down another sip of wine, as if he remembered something painful in the past.
However,
Lu Yu on the opposite side widened his eyes when he heard it.
What the hell?!
Xiaochun, she sacrificed herself to save you?!!
Damn!
Are you sure it was Xiaochun who saved you,
and not someone else?!!
Can a tool save you?!!
|= |
Why does it sound like Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio! !
Lu Yu wanted to say,
Brother, you can be outrageous, but you can't be downright,
Your story,
Why does it make me sweat profusely!
Not to mention Lu Yu's confused face, the audience in the live broadcast room were all stunned.
I can't figure it out,
What kind of story happened here.
"Uh, Huang Mao must have drunk too much. It's not a real girlfriend, how can you save him?"
"I don't understand, but I'm shocked!"
"Hahaha, God damn, he's like a balloon. Huang Mao is really hungry. How can he do this!"
"Don't laugh, I think this is a sad story!"
"Yeah, Huang Mao looks very sad. You see, Brother Lu wants to laugh, but he's been holding it back! ”
“…”
In the midst of everyone’s surprise,
Huang Mao was sad for a moment, then shook his head.
“Alas, so many years have passed, but when I think of how Xiao Chun sacrificed herself to save me, I still can’t help but feel sad…”
Huang Mao continued,
“I remember it was a night with thunder and rain…”
“That night, Xiao Chun and I were the only ones at home.”
"My parents went out to discuss business that day and didn't come back at night."
"So, I bought a few more dishes and went home to have a candlelight dinner with Xiaochun, enjoying a wonderful world of two people..."
"But what no one expected was..."
"That night, the area where our family lives was flooded!"
"Brother Yu, you haven't experienced a flood, so you don't know how terrible it is. Once it breaks out, people really don't even have time to react!"
"Moreover, the power of the flood is particularly terrifying!"
"In addition, we lived in bungalows at that time, unlike now we live in buildings and communities. When the flood came, it couldn't flood such high-rise buildings."
"But bungalows are different. Once the flood rushed over, it directly swallowed up the whole house!"
"That night, the flood broke out, and all the houses in our area were flooded. Many people were swept away by the flood while sleeping!"
"Fortunately, there is a flood discharge point nearby, so the flood came quickly and went away quickly, and it didn't last long."
"Otherwise, I guess no one living near us would have escaped alive!"
"But even so, the losses are extremely huge!"
"Several people I know are missing, and countless cows, sheep, chickens, ducks, and geese raised in everyone's homes have been washed away!"
"To be honest, I was almost scared to death!"
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"Because, when the flood broke out, I was sleeping in bed. I didn't even have time to put on my shoes, and I was swept away by the water!"
"I thought I was going to die!"
"Even the gods couldn't save me..."
"..."
Speaking of this,
Huangmao was still a little scared.
The scene at that time,
It could be called the darkest moment of his life.
At that time,
Huangmao really thought he was going to die in the water.
And in fact,
It was indeed the case.
According to the situation at that time,
No one could save him in time.
Everyone was busy with their own affairs.
Who could spare the energy to save Huangmao, an outsider?
"Then what?"
"How did you get saved?"
Lu Yu asked.
The yellow-haired man was sitting in front of him now.
This meant that
he had successfully survived the flood.
He certainly couldn't have done it by himself.
Of course, someone must have saved him...
Huh? !
Thinking of this,
Lu Yu was suddenly stunned.
He thought,
Could it be...
Sure enough,
Just when Lu Yu was stunned by his outrageous ideaWhen I was tongue-tied,
I heard the yellow-haired man speak directly and truthfully,
"At that time, I almost died in there."
"But, at this critical moment, when I was in danger and about to drown..."
"A goddess, she came!"
"She was like an angel sent by heaven, exuding a sacred breath!"
"She came right beside me!"
"She floated on the water and became the last straw for my survival!"
"..."
As the yellow-haired man spoke,
he suddenly became emotional and excited.
"This sacred goddess is none other than my girlfriend, Xiaochun!"
"When I saw Xiaochun, I immediately hugged her!"
"And Xiaochun was also very powerful. She was full of energy. Facing such a dangerous situation, she did not lose heart at all!"
"Instead, she relied on the buoyancy of her body to pull me out of the water!"
"When I turned over, the flood pushed me from behind. It was like driving a motorboat. Xiaochun took me and rushed into the distance!"
"Later... I don't know how long it took."
"Anyway, many people began to count the losses this time, and many neighbors thought that I was washed away by the flood and could not come back. They thought that the possibility of my survival was very small..."
"I, however, followed the flood route and appeared in In their sight!"
"At that time, the wind direction changed, and the direction of the water flow also changed..."
"So, I sat on Xiaochun's belly and paddled back with a branch without much effort."
"Many people were stunned when they saw the way I appeared. They looked at me and then at Xiaochun..."
"But I don't care about their strange eyes!"
"I only care about whether my goddess Xiaochun can accompany me to the end after this ordeal!"
"I only care about whether the collisions she encountered while carrying me to escape were serious and whether her skin was scratched!"
"She saved me, and I really don't want to lose her!"
"..."
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