Live Broadcast: The post-90s generation is raising a child against their will, which is outrageous

“…”

After Tongtong finished speaking,

she raised her chin with a smug look on her face,

feeling smug about her clever decision.

Hee hee! .

I’m so smart!

Although my dad and I will both be stray dogs in our next life,

I still have a way to solve our food problem. I don’t have to worry about being hungry, nor do I have to worry about my dad not being able to eat something hot…

This idea is simply great!

Thinking of this,

Tongtong continued,

"Our teacher Zhao said that children should know how to be grateful to their parents..."

"We should learn from the crow!"

"When the crow was young, its parents fed it!"

"When its parents are old and can't go out to find food, the crow will also feed its parents mouth to mouth. This behavior is called repaying the parents!"

"So, I also want to learn from the crow and repay you, my father!"

"No matter what Whether it is windy or rainy, I will go out to help you!"

"As long as I am here, I will never let you go hungry!"

"..."

Tongtong said this,

very sincerely,

to show her determination,

she wanted to repay her father right now,

however,

what Tongtong didn't know was that,

her moving filial piety,

almost made Lu Yu, who was standing next to him, die of filial piety!

After listening to his daughter's full version of the true feelings,

Lu Yu was completely stunned!

The eyes that were slightly red because of the touch were now wide open, and the corners of his mouth, which were harder to suppress than an AK47, also twitched wildly!

After a long time,

Lu Yu finally chuckled and couldn't help laughing.

Raised his hand and slapped Tongtong's head.

"Tongtong, you are really your father's good son!"

"Thank you in advance!"

"Thank you for letting your father eat something hot!"

"..."

At the same time,

As Lu Yu laughed,

In the live broadcast room,

the audience also laughed loudly!

It can be said that,

how touched the audience was by Tongtong's words before,

after listening to it now,

how hard it was to hold back!

Originally, I thought,

This was a tearful father-daughter drama...

But no one expected that,

I only realized at the end,

This was actually a father-son filial drama that shocked the father...

After realizing it,

The audience was laughing like crazy!

Especially when they saw Lu Yu's reaction from being touched, to being stunned, to being stunned,

The audience laughed,

Almost overturned the live broadcast room!

"Hahahaha, even the best actor can't act out Brother Lu's expression. He changes eight expressions in one second. I strongly recommend adding it to the Beijing Film Academy's teaching materials!"

"Oh my god, I can't laugh anymore. Who can save me? Hahaha!"

"Tongtong is really talented. She is worthy of being a little rebellious child brought up by a rebellious son born in the 90s. In terms of cheating her father, she is even better than her father!"

"She is really, I'm crying. Just tell me if Tongtong is attentive!"

"In order to make her father eat hot They are all willing to be dogs and eat dog food first, and then pull fresh and hot food for her father. It's so touching! (covering face, jpg)"

"When Tongtong said this just now, I laughed so hard!"

"I was so moved that my tears came out, but they were wiped back..."

"I thought there was sand in my eyes, but I didn't expect a stone to fly over. Hahaha, I just want to know, what is Brother Lu's mood now?"

"It's hard to say what Brother Lu's mood is. I'll give you Let me draw it, it's probably like this: ^^^^^^^——"

"Hahaha, you drew Lu Ge's electrocardiogram, right? The plot is so up and down, Lu Ge's little heart can't stand it! (Covering face, jpg)"

"No, no, no, what Tongtong talked about today was much more exciting than an electrocardiogram. The hot and cold care made Lu Ge swim back and forth between the ice cave and the fire!"

"What should I do? I was watching while eating. The beginning was fine, but the more I listened to the end, the more wrong it was. This filial piety was too strong !"

"No wonder, no wonder Tongtong said before that she wanted to be a beautiful little stray dog, all this was to let Brother Lu eat something hot..."

"Brother Lu: I am not worthy of eating dog food with you, right!"

"Oh, what do you know, dog food is cold, shit is hot, Tongtong is worried about her father's stomach!"

"Apart from anything else, Tongtong is really thoughtful. Anyway, I didn't expect that she would use this method to solve her father's three meals a day. ' !"

"There's nothing we can do about it. She hangs out with Brother Lu every day. It's normal for her brain circuits to be a little weird under the influence of what she sees and hears~~~"

"Haha, Tongtong's last act of repaying her parents is so funny. What the hell, repaying your parents, you repay your parents with shit, right? Hahaha!"

"No, no one wants to stand up and praise my Brother Lu?"

"Didn't you find that Brother Lu's emotions are really stable?"

"If Chen Aijun was fed shit by Tiantian like this, I guess Chen Aijun would be so angry that he would flip the table. Look at my Brother Lu, he's not annoyed at all, and he's still laughing happily!"

"Yeah, yeah, I actually wanted to say this too. No matter what, Brother Lu never spoils the fun. Although eating shit is hard to break, for Tongtong..."

"Feeding dad shit, this is indeed a method she came up with seriously, and forI want to make sure Brother Lu doesn't go hungry."

"Yes, Tongtong's filial piety is worthy of praise. Brother Lu must know this, so he doesn't care at all."

"Brother Lu: What's there to care about? I'm a stray dog, but I can still eat hot food three times a day. I'm very satisfied! (Covering face, jpg)"

"To be honest, if the father and son are invited to perform on the Spring Festival Gala, I will definitely watch it. They can laugh to death just by chatting for a few words!"

"Don't even think about it. The programs on the Spring Festival Gala should educate people. Feeding shit to the father will lead the children astray! (Dog head, jpg)"

"Hahahahahaha! ”

“…”

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed continuously.

Tongtong’s filial piety

perfectly interpreted what filial piety means to be strong.

Many viewers have already started to predict that

in tonight’s hot searches,

there will definitely be this famous scene of feeding his father shit.

To be able to get on the hot searches by eating shit,

Brother Lu is definitely the first one who has never been seen before and will never be seen again!

Thinking of this,

the barrage became even more lively.

At the same time,

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In the studio,

Everyone was laughing so hard that tears were about to come out.

Looking at the innocent and cute Tongtong on the screen,

Su Xue really wanted to run over along the network cable,

and give Tongtong a big kiss on the cheek.

Tongtong was so funny,

Su Xue's aunt's heart was overflowing with love.

Such a cute and quirky little girl,

Who can not love her?

It is said that beautiful skins are all the same, but interesting souls are rare. Tongtong has both!

Although Su Xue was reluctant to admit it,

she had to admit that,

Tongtong's excellence was definitely due to her frivolous father!

After all,

without an interesting father,

Tongtong would not have become so fun.

Thinking of this,

Su Xue was a little depressed again,

Ah!

It seems that just thinking about abducting Tongtong is not enough!

If you want Tongtong to be so fun all the time,

you have to let her father Dad must be abducted as well!

But,

If Lu Yu is abducted...

His wife will definitely be angry, right?

Even if his wife is not angry,

How should I explain to the media and the public at that time?

Also,

How will Tongtong call me in the future?

Will he call me Aunt Su Xue,

Or call me mom? !

If he calls me mom,

Will I really become the new wife of that guy Lu Yu?

If I become his wife,

Based on his lustful personality,

He would definitely ask to sleep with her...

Sleep? ! !

Puff! ! !

Wait...

Why did I think of this? !

Su Xue blushed,

After realizing that she was overthinking, she hurriedly stopped her random thoughts.

Really,

Why would I think of such messy things?

It's so embarrassing!

She secretly glanced at Teacher He,

Seeing that Teacher He was just laughing there and didn't notice her abnormality,

she quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

The live broadcast room became a sea of ​​joy.

The studio was also immersed in laughter.

At that time,

In the picture,

Yellow-haired man and the cameraman were laughing more and more exaggeratedly.

"Hahaha, Tongtong, if you want to be a stray dog ​​in your next life, then Uncle Junping will continue to be a human and I will adopt you!"

"Don't worry, I will give you delicious food and spicy drinks every day!"

"I promise that your dad will follow you every day and eat a lot of oil and balanced nutrition!"

As soon as Huangmao finished speaking,

Lu Yu raised his foot and kicked him on the thigh.

"Get lost!"

"Do you want to die?"

Lu Yu said unhappily,

"You don't even have a wife in this life, and you still want one in the next life?"

"I'm telling you, Aunt Ping called me two days ago and asked me to persuade you to find a wife and bring her home!"

"If you keep talking nonsense to me, be careful, I'll tell Aunt Ping and ask her to take your inflatable Xiao Cui away from you!"

"As long as Xiao Cui is taken away, you might want to find a partner!"

"..."

The Aunt Ping mentioned by Lu Yu,

is Huang Mao's mother,

The two have been friends for so many years,

Their parents have known each other for a long time.

During festivals,

they would visit each other's parents.

In Huangmao's mother's eyes,

Lu Yu was the kind of child from other people's families.

He had a prestigious job as a novel writer, a family, children, and a sense of responsibility, and he didn't let his parents worry...

When Huangmao's mother usually educated Huangmao, she would use Lu Yu as a benchmark and role model.

Let's put it this way,

If there was anything,

Huangmao told his mother, but his mother might not believe him.

But if Lu Yu spoke,

Aunt Ping would definitely believe Lu Yu.

Sure enough,

After Lu Yu moved out of Aunt Ping, Huangmao immediately shrank his neck.

"Brother Yu, this is not a real thing!"

"You know how difficult it is to date or get married nowadays, why are you still on my mom's side?"

"I'm so happy by myself!"

"What's wrong with not getting married and having children?"

"In my eyes, Tongtong is my own daughter!"

"I don't worry about no one inheriting my property!"

"Just leave it all to Tongtong!"

"When my parents are gone, I'll sell the house and buy a house next door to yours!"

"Then we can play chess, cards, and games. How cool!"

"People only live for less than 30,000 days. Why do we have to live so hard?"

"..."

For things like getting married and having children,

Huangmao really doesn't yearn for it at all.

I'm used to being free and unrestrained by myself.

I'm crazy.

Spend so much money and effort to find a woman to control me?

Growing old with the person who raised him,

This is Huang Mao's only goal in life,

Besides that,

He doesn't care about anything else!

If you say that no one will take care of you when you are old,

That doesn't matter!

You don't need to see a doctor for minor illnesses,

You don't need to see a doctor for major illnesses, and ordinary people like us can't afford to see a doctor.

If Tongtong still cares about Uncle Junping, then he can come to visit him every now and then.

If he doesn't care,

it doesn't matter.

You can find a nanny or a caregiver.

When the old man is really gone,

Huangmao has also thought of a way out.

When the time comes,

I will find a place with beautiful scenery, beautiful environment and no one around, and lie down in that corner.

When the body dies,

I will close my eyes, kick my legs,

and this life will be over!

You ask me, why can't I die at home?

Hehe,

Didn’t I just say that,

Because the family property has to be left to Tongtong,

The house is also family property,

If I die at home,

it will be difficult for Tongtong to sell the house.

As for,

If I die outside,

who will collect my body?

Don’t be silly,

I’m already dead,

Does it matter whether someone collects my body or not?

Oh,

Besides that,

there is another way to die,

after a few decades,

I don’t know if the housing prices are still expensive,

if Tongtong wants to buy a new house and can’t afford it,

I will go to that community,

find the highest place and jump down,

jump that community into a community where people have died,

in this way,

the housing prices in that place will also become bargain prices,

I think Tongtong will be able to buy a house, right?

It can be said that as an uncle,

before dying,

I will use my remaining energy to make some progress!

I have to say,

The yellow-haired man is even more insightful than Lu Yu.

When he spoke these thoughts

out loud,

Lu Yu was stunned!

Damn!

What a great Junping!

You even planned how to die in the future!

“．¨ Brother Yu, don't look at me like that! (Nuo Zhao's)"

"I'm not kidding you!"

The yellow-haired man proudly lifted the cup,

gulped down a big mouthful of white wine and said,

"You know, I followed my parents from the mountainous area when I was young."

"So, I don't have many relatives in this world!"

"Besides my parents, you and Tongtong are my relatives!"

"So, what do you think I should do when I get married and have children?"

"Let the child come out and have no relatives in this world?"

"I can't bear it!"

"Instead of letting him live alone in this world, being treated as a beast or a beast by those rich people..."

"I'd rather not get married and have children. Where is the child!"

"I am grateful to you for watching Tongtong grow up and experiencing the joy of being a father!"

"If you still don't believe me, I can write a letter of guarantee in front of you and sign it for you!"

"I don't treat Tongtong as my daughter for nothing!"

"After I die, I will give all these houses, my small supermarket, and my savings to Tongtong!"

"I have consulted a lawyer and he said it's okay!"

"Even if there is no blood relationship, a natural person can designate the distribution of the estate!"

"Look, I haven't deleted the chat history yet!"

"..."

I don't know if Huangmao is drunk or not.

He never said these words to others.

Lu Yu never knew what he was thinking.

But today,

Yellow-haired guy kept talking nonstop,

After he finished,

he happily took out his cell phone,

found the chat records between him and the lawyer, and showed them to Lu Yu.

Lu Yu only took a look,

and was stunned,

never expected that,

Jun Ping had actually talked to the lawyer about what he just said.

For a moment,

Lu Yu didn't know what to say,

This bastard,

usually looks stupid,

unexpectedly, his life plan,

was so detailed,

even the inheritance after his death was distributed in advance! Lung.