Live Broadcast: The post-90s generation is raising a child against their will, which is outrageous

Accompanied by Tongtong's innocent and magical laughter,

The picture became clearer.

It was seen that,

At this time, Lu Yu and Tongtong did not go home.

Instead, they stayed in the supermarket opened by Huangmao.

At this time,

Three people, two adults and one child, were sitting around the card table.

However,

The card table had been temporarily used as a dining table.

The table was filled with food that Huangmao had packed from the restaurant, and there were two bottles of white wine next to it.

Obviously,

Lu Yu and Tongtong were having dinner together at Huangmao's place.

From the smiles on the faces of the three people,

they were having a very happy and harmonious meal!

Especially Tongtong,

When he heard his dad say that he didn’t want to be a human in the next life, but wanted to be a dog,

Tongtong almost fainted from laughing,

“Hahaha, dad, are you serious?”

“Why don’t you want to be a human in the next life, but want to be a dog?”

Not only Tongtong couldn’t stop laughing,

the yellow-haired man beside him,

and the cameraman who had just put down his chopsticks and started to shoot with the camera,

also looked at Lu Yu with a smile.

Just now, they accidentally talked about the question of “If people have a next life”,

but Lu Yu said,

I want to be a dog in the next life,

which made the three of them very happy!

Faced with Tongtong's question,

Lu Yu picked up a peanut and threw it into his mouth, then slowly explained,

"Tongtong, you don't know this, right?"

"What's so funny about being a dog?"

"Being a dog is actually very enjoyable, okay!"

Lu Yu said,

pointed to the Husky tied to the bolt not far away, and said,

"For example, your Uncle Junping, this stupid dog..."

"Damn it, Brother Yu, just talk, why are you taking the opportunity to scold me!"

Before Lu Yu finished speaking,

Huangmao immediately protested.

"Haha, you can even hear this, it seems that you are not drunk!"

In the dull eyes of Huang Mao,

Lu Yu filled Huang Mao's glass again,

Then he continued,

"For example, your uncle Junping raised this silly dog ​​Erha, don't you think it is happy?"

"All day long, it doesn't have to go to school, earn money, buy a house, or work hard from nine to five for food..."

"It doesn't have to do anything!"

"But it can have clothes and food!"

"Every meal is fed by someone!"

"If it doesn't taste good, people won't eat it!"

"Even if it poops, your uncle Junping will follow it and shovel it away!"

"If this treatment is given to a human,He is simply an emperor! "

"So, being a dog is so cool!"

"..."

Lu Yu's words,

made the ice and snow in the live broadcast room, which was already melting, melt faster.

The audience who were still furious because of Chen Aijun's weird words and deeds,

also felt relieved again,

and many of them began to turn anger into joy and started laughing.

It has to be said that,

someone described Chen Aijun's side and Lu Yu's side,

as one mirror of hell and one mirror of heaven,

which is really too appropriate,

both of them are taking care of children,

but the feelings they bring to people,

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But it is a world of difference!

In the picture,

Lu Yu continued to talk,

The benefits of being a dog in the next life,

Huang Mao and the cameraman could not help but nod their heads.

It is true,

After listening to Lu Yu's words,

They all wanted to be dogs!

Compared to dogs,

Human life is really too tiring!

However,

Just at this moment,

Tong Tong's words,

made Lu Yu and the other two freeze in their expressions!

"Dad, the benefits of being a dog you mentioned are really good."

"But...what if, what if you are a stray dog?"

"Not every dog ​​is kept by someone."

"No one keeps stray dogs! ”

“If you were a stray dog, no one would serve you!”

“You would have to wander outside, how pitiful!”

Tongtong asked innocently.

Uh…

Stray dogs…

Okay,

Tongtong is really thoughtful,

She even considered stray dogs!

However,

This is not difficult for Lu Yu,

After a short stagnation, Lu Yu smiled directly,

“Stray dogs also have their advantages!”

“For example…stray dogs are very free!”

“I go wherever I want!”

“No one can tie me down!”

“When the time comes, I will treat it as a trip, and I will travel all over the country!”

“How cool is that! ”

“But… Dad, I think you still overlooked a very important thing!”

“Oh? What did I overlook?”

“…”

Lu Yu’s answer,

made Tong Tong feel dissatisfied. She shook her head and said,

“You overlooked the issue of eating!”

“Stray dogs also need to eat, but no one feeds you, what do you eat?”

“You told me before that stray dogs will eat shit if they can’t find leftovers to eat.”

“But, Dad, can you eat shit?”

Lu Yu: “? ??”

“…”

Dad, can you eat shit?

Tongtong’s soul-searching question

made Huangmao and the cameraman burst out laughing!

Inside the live broadcast room,

the audience finally couldn’t hold back and burst out laughing!

“Hahahaha, damn, I was quite angry at first, but when Tongtong asked this question, I couldn’t hold it back any more!”

“To be honest, Brother Lu eating shit on the live broadcast is more interesting than Chen Aijun taking care of the baby!”

“Tongtong’s little brain is really fast, and he got to the point right away!”

“Brother Lu, what are you doing? Your daughter is asking you, do you dare to eat shit! (Very loud, jpg)”

“Haha, I remember Brother Lu is an author of online novels, right? ”

“Brother Lu can open a book called “The Years I ate shit as a dog”. I will definitely give you flowers, evaluation votes, and monthly votes!”

“But to be honest, Tongtong’s question is quite realistic. Being a dog is indeed very enjoyable, but you have to be able to eat shit first, otherwise, you will starve to death!”

“…”

The audience in the live broadcast room,

Finally, the atmosphere became cheerful again.

After hearing Tongtong’s soul-searching question,

they also started to make a fuss on the barrage.

At the same time,

in the picture,

Lu Yu was also asked by Tongtong’s question, and his mouth twitched.

Facing Tongtong’s expectant eyes,

Lu Yu was silent for more than ten seconds, and then he gritted his teeth and said,

“I’ve become a stray dog. I can’t help it if I don’t want to eat shit! ”

“I’ll eat it!”

Hahahaha!

Lu Yu’s answer,

caused laughter again,

Huang Mao laughed even more exaggeratedly,

“Hahaha, Brother Yu, you are a ruthless person!”

“You are really desperate to be a dog!”

“You dare to eat that thing!”

“I admire you, I really admire you!”

“To show my respect, I will raise a glass myself first! "

Huang Mao drank a cup himself to show respect.

Lu Yu also looked at Tong Tong with a smile and tears.

I don't know who my daughter got this brain from.

She always says some wild and unexpected words.

I just said casually,

I want to be a dog in my next life.

This is inexplicable. While chatting, I actually ate shit. It really made Lu Yu laugh and cry.

However,

Faced with the laughter of the crowd,

Tong Tong did not laugh.

Instead, her little face was full of seriousness.

After a few seconds,

She suddenly said something that moved everyone in the audience!

Then Tong Tong said seriously,

"Dad, I originallyIn the next life, I still want to be a human..."

"I still want to be your daughter!"

"Being your daughter is so happy!"

"Don't talk about the next life, the next life, the next life..."

"If possible, I hope to be your daughter forever!"

Tongtong's words

let everyone stunned,

Lu Yu was stunned for a moment, and then he was moved to tears.

"Tongtong..."

Lu Yu murmured.

Tongtong nodded,

and continued,

"What a pity, Dad, it's a pity that you don't want to be a human anymore. If you don't want to be a human, if I am still a human in the next life, I won't be able to be your daughter! ”

“So, I decided…”

“Dad, if you want to be a dog in your next life, I will follow you and be a dog!”

“I want to be a puppy too!”

“Always with you!”

“But there is a prerequisite, I must be a very beautiful puppy! ”

“…”

Tongtong’s innocent words,

made Lu Yu even more moved!

Listen, listen,

This is my daughter!

I am not a human being anymore, and she will accompany me to be a human being and become a dog,

I would rather be a dog,

I will continue to be my daughter, Lu Yu,

With such a daughter,

To be honest,

I, Lu Yu, have no regrets in this life!

Don’t say that Lu Yu was moved here,

More than 45 million viewers in the live broadcast room,

After listening to Tongtong’s words at this moment,

are also very moved!

“Ahhhh, these words of Tongtong really killed me. Accompanying her father to be a dog, my God, she must love her father so much! ”

“Yes, Brother Lu loves Tongtong, and Tongtong also loves her father deeply. It is really a two-way trip!”

“To be honest, Tongtong’s words are more shocking than that person, that Fatty Jia, who expressed her love for her father on the show?”

“Don’t mention Fatty Jia. Ever since she said she was going to make a weight loss movie, every software I open is pushing news about her new movie. It makes me sick!”

“Damn, after listening to Tongtong’s words, I glanced at my son who was watching Peppa Pig with a silly smile next to him, and I slapped him!”

“This little bastard is definitely not as sensible as Tongtong. If I were a dog, he would definitely not accompany me! ”

“The guy above, you can’t just slap him. I just hung my son up and beat him. He’s been beating me for a long time, but he’s still stubborn and says he doesn’t want to be a dog. I’m so mad at him!”

“Brother Lu must be very pleased at this moment. This also shows that Brother Lu is a very qualified father!”

“Yes, if it were Chen Aijun, TianTian Zhen is not necessarily, I am willing to be Chen Aijun's daughter in the next life..."

"Tongtong is such a good baby. If I had a daughter like this, I would rather be a gigolo to Boss Yang for the rest of my life!"

"You are too greedy. You already have Tongtong, but you still want to be a gigolo to Boss Yang?"

"I am different. If I had a daughter like Tongtong, I would be willing to live to 120 years old!"

"Oh my god, the two people upstairs, you don't want to suffer any loss at all, you are eating and taking! ”

“…”

Tongtong’s few words,

moved countless people,

I would rather be a dog with my dad than be with him in the next life,

What a deep father-daughter love,

Not to mention the audience was moved,

even in the studio,

everyone was moved to tears by Tongtong’s words.

In the picture,

Lu Yu also sniffed and said with emotion,

“Tongtong, I am really happy that you can be a stray dog ​​with me!”

“But why do you want to be a beautiful stray dog?”

“We are all strays now, it doesn’t matter whether you are beautiful or not.”

“As long as we can be together, even if you are ugly, I will still love you! ”

As the saying goes,

A son does not dislike his mother’s ugliness, and a father does not dislike his daughter’s ugliness.

Since I have become a stray dog,

it doesn’t matter whether I am pretty or not.

What’s important is that

the father and daughter can still be together.

Even if Tongtong becomes an ugly puppy,

Lu Yu will still love her.

However,

Faced with Lu Yu’s sigh,

Tongtong quickly shook her head and explained,

“No, Dad!”

“I want to be a beautiful puppy, not because I’m worried that you don’t love me.”

“But, to make sure you can have food to eat! "

Ah?!

In order to let me have food?!

Hearing his daughter's words,

Lu Yu was stunned again.

"What does your beauty have to do with whether I can have food?"

Lu Yu asked curiously.

Not only Lu Yu,

483

Huangmao, the cameraman, the audience in the live broadcast room, and the people in the studio,

also looked at Tongtong curiously,

I don't know,

what shocking words this little girl will say.

Under the gaze of everyone,

Tongtong did not hide it,

explained truthfully,

"Dad, think about it..."

"If I were a beautiful stray dog, wouldn't it be very likely that I would be adopted by someone? ”

“Just like the stray cats near our community before.”

“Long=|

"Only the ugly ones are still wandering."

"So, if I were prettier, I would definitely be adopted!"

"..."

What Tongtong said makes sense.

Like those stray cats and dogs,

those that are pretty,

do have a high chance of being taken home and adopted.

However,

Lu Yu still doesn't quite understand,

You being adopted,

what does it have to do with whether I can eat?!

It's not me who was adopted!

Hearing his father's confusion,

Tongtong helplessly took the chopsticks and knocked on Lu Yu's head, saying,

"Dad, you are so stupid!"

"Don't you understand this? ”

“Think about it, since I’ve been adopted, can I eat delicious dog food every day?”

“In that case, you follow me…”

“Wouldn’t that be a blessing!”

“Oh, I see. You want to secretly bring out your dog food after being adopted and share it with dad, right?”

Lu Yu’s eyes lit up and he said.

Hey!

My daughter is really smart!

She can actually think of such a way!

However,

Just when Lu Yu thought that this was what he was thinking,

Tongtong rolled his eyes.

“Dad, what are you thinking!”

“I’ve been adopted. How can I bring you dog food every day?”

“At that time, my master will definitely not let me take it out! ”

“…”

Hmmmmmm!

Tongtong’s consideration is very correct!

As a domestic puppy, it is not easy to bring out dog food every day under the eyes of the owner.

In that case…

“Well, you can’t bring out dog food, so what do you want me to eat?”

“Eat~shit!”

Tongtong said without hesitation,

“Dad, didn’t you just say that you dare to eat shit!”

“So, I can’t bring out dog food for you, but I can poop for you every day!”

“You will have a stable three meals a day then!”

“I don’t have to worry about you being hungry, Dad!”

“Besides, I will find you in advance before I poop!”

“I will make it for you right in front of you! ”

“This way, you can eat hot food every day!”

“Don’t worry, other dogs will snatch it from you…”

“Dad, do you think I’m right?”

“…”.