Lu Yu's words were so domineering that the cameraman immediately lowered his head in shame.
In the live broadcast room, the audience was also infected by Lu Yu's domineering words!
"Tsk tsk tsk, awesome! Brother Lu, what I said is so domineering!"
"I feel like Brother Lu is really good at cooking!"
"In fact, I am the same as Brother Lu. When cooking, I hate having people pointing at me. If you want to do it, you can do it. If you don’t do it, just shut up. I still need you to teach me how to do things?"
"I beg to differ. When I'm driving, I really hate the person on the passenger seat who keeps giving random directions. But it doesn't matter when I'm cooking."
"God, why do I, Lu Yu, need to explain to others what I do... The last person who dared to be so arrogant, I remember, was the generation king Chen Beixuan! (cover face.jpg)"
"Hahaha, Brother Lu is so funny. He is the only one with different fireworks? At best, he’s just a little bitch, hahahaha!"
"Speaking of which, Brother Lu really knows how to cook?"
You should be able to do it. He has already entered the kitchen. If he doesn't know how to cook, wouldn't it be embarrassing? Brother Lu is a person who wants to save face, so he won't dig a hole for himself and jump in!""
"Yeah, yeah, that's true!"
"……"
Amid the laughter of the audience, Lu Yu also started to officially get busy in the camera! After he boiled the water in the kettle, he opened the door of the wall cabinet above, rummaged for a while, and then took out a package of... ham sausage from the wall cabinet? ? ? Seeing Lu Yu take out the ham sausage, the audience were stunned and the barrage became silent. The cameraman's eyes widened in astonishment again. Uh, didn't we agree to make seafood and spicy beef?! How can you still use ham sausage?! The cameraman was confused, but since Lu Yu had just teased him a few words, although he was confused, he didn't feel embarrassed to ask. Instead, he secretly guessed , could this ham sausage be added to the spicy beef dish later? Yeah, yeah, it's possible! After all, putting ham sausage in seafood is a bit outrageous. If you want to add it, you can only add it to spicy beef! When the time comes, the ham sausage is cut into slices and paired with the aroma of spicy beef. Thinking about it this way, it feels pretty good!
"Brother Lu is very creative in cooking!"
"This is the first time I have seen such a way of eating!"
The cameraman admired in his heart.
At the same time, after Lu Yu took out the ham sausages, he began to peel them one by one.
He peeled the skins very quickly.
After a while, he had peeled four ham sausages and they were ready. The cameraman thought that
Lu Yu was going to cut the ham sausage, but
Lu Yu's move shocked the cameraman and the audience in front of the screen!
He cut the ham directly,
Put them whole into an empty plate, and then, ignoring them, he casually pulled out two bricks from under the vegetable shelf next to him!
Holy shit!
Seeing this scene, everyone Everyone was shocked!
Didn’t we agree to make spicy beef and seafood?
Why did we use bricks?!
This thing can be used as an ingredient?!
And, more importantly,
Lu There are actually bricks hidden in the kitchen of my brother's house.
This is ridiculous!
Serious people, who would put such a thing in their kitchen?
When the cameraman saw this, he finally couldn't bear it anymore. He became curious and asked,
"Brother Lu, you, you take the ham sausage, I can still understand……"
"What do you want to do with the bricks?!"
After Lu Yu heard this, he looked at the cameraman. Without saying any more nonsense, he directly opened the door of one of the cabinets at the bottom.
As the cabinet door was opened, there was a crash, and buckets came one after another. The instant noodles fell out of the cabinet!
Looking around, the cabinet was packed full of barrels of instant noodles, with colorful boxes and various flavors. You can almost find them! There are so many instant noodles here.
The cameraman and the audience were once again shocked.
I'm going!
There are so many instant noodles!
If there is a famine one day, the instant noodles in Brother Lu's house are probably enough to last for several weeks. Oh!
Just when I thought of this, the cameraman was stunned, no!
Wait... instant noodles?!
Brother Lu, what is he doing with instant noodles?!
An incredible answer suddenly appeared in the mind of the cameraman, His eyes immediately widened and he became dumbfounded!
At the same time, the expressions of the viewers in the live broadcast room also became dull.
Under their gaze, as expected,
Lu Yu began to squat on the ground and squat in the piles. He started rummaging through the pile of instant noodles!
He saw him picking up a bucket of instant noodles and looked at the name on the lid.
He muttered,
"Curry flavored noodles...this is not it!"
Lu Yu said, putting the bucket of instant noodles aside and picking up another bucket.
"Korean kimchi noodles...this is not it either!"
Lu Yu put it aside again and picked up something else.
"Cheesy vegetable noodles?"
"What kind of strange flavor is this? Why would my wife buy these flavors she has never heard of before?"
Lu Yu shook his head and picked up a bucket again to check.
This time, his eyes suddenly lit up.
"There you have it, seafood and meat flavored instant noodles!"
As he said that,
Lu Yu put the bucket of instant noodles on the table above.
Then he squatted down again and began to rummage.
"Mushroom stewed chicken noodles?"
"no no!"
"Uh, this is not it either, this is spicy and sour beef noodles, what I want to eat is spicy beef noodles!"
"Fish-flavored shredded pork noodles...this taste should be good too, but unfortunately, you won’t be able to enjoy it today!"
"I’ll eat you next time!"
"Hey, found it!"
After rummaging for a few times,
Lu Yu finally found the spicy beef noodles he wanted to eat, and happily put it on the counter. After finding these two buckets of flavors that he and Tongtong wanted to eat,
Lu Yu started again He threw the instant noodles on the floor back into the cupboard.
After he had packed them away, he noticed that the cameraman on the side seemed to be petrified. He stood there blankly, not moving at all. Staring at himself without moving!
Lu Yu said,"What are you looking at?""
Camera Brother:"……"
At the same time, the silence in the live broadcast room had become deafening!
Up to this moment, (if you want to read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!) if the audience can't react anymore, then they will really become fools!
The next moment, the barrage exploded!
"Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!"
"So, so, what Brother Lu mentioned before, stewed chicken with mushrooms, spicy beef, seafood, and other fish-flavored shredded pork... Are Dunima talking about the taste of instant noodles?!!"
"In fact, he just went into the kitchen to make some instant noodles?!"
"Phew, I am really convinced by this old trick. It seems that we have been tricked by him again. He can't cook at all! (face covering.pg)"
"I don’t know if he can cook, but if he can trick people, I have a lot of say!"
"The operation was as fierce as a tiger, and the score was 0.5. It was just a noodle meal. Brother Lu, can we not act like a master next time?"
"I'm so stupid, really, I actually believed Brother Lu's lies, and I'm still here eagerly waiting for him to show his hand. As a result, his move almost sent me to the underworld!"
"It made me laugh so hard. Brother Lu is really good at pretending. He has no cooking skills at all, but he can still pretend to be fake. He also pretended to keep us stunned for a while, and we almost believed him!"
"Shame on you, brother, I actually believed it just now. I really thought that he was some kind of chef with hidden blues. He was just a street boy who only knew how to make instant noodles!"
"Brother Lu, please give me back the compliment I gave you just now. You are so stupid!"
"Hahahaha, you can’t say that, just say Brother Lu didn’t do it right. Are those two barrels of instant noodles one seafood-flavored and one spicy beef-flavored?"
"Men who can cook are the most handsome. Brother Lu, you are so handsome. The way you cook... I'm sorry to bother you!"
"Spicy beef, awesome seafood, Brother Lu, if you add the word"face" at the end, it will kill you! (face covering, jpg)"
"Let’s be honest, this guy definitely did it on purpose. He was deliberately trying to mess with us!"
"Brother Lu, can you understand how I feel? It’s like I happily married a big honey, but ended up kowtowing and drinking a glass of wine. Finally, it was time to enter the bridal chamber.I opened my hijab and saw that it was Huang Bo underneath!"
"Hahahaha, upstairs, your metaphor is too vivid, hahaha!!"
"……"
When the audience realized that they had been fooled by Lu Yu again, the barrage became more lively.
The audience felt angry and funny at the same time.
Just seeing Lu Yu's awesome master posture, everyone was so excited Everyone thought he was really going to show off his superb cooking skills, but to their surprise, this guy just came in to make instant noodles!
The strong contrast between before and after [] directly boosted the effect of the program to a climax!
Not to mention the constant laughter and curses from the audience, here in the studio, the three experts also leaned back and fell from their chairs at the moment they saw the instant noodles. He kept twitching and almost died of anger. The same was true for the director's team , and they fell over! Chief director Zhang Wenjun almost threw the coffee in his hand directly into the screen, hitting Lu Yu's hateful face!
"This kid, he can really be a monster!"
Zhang Wenjun wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.
"If he didn't behave like a monster for a moment, he would be suffocated to death!"
"He can do tricks even if you make noodles!"
"I really want to follow the network cable and beat this guy up!"
"It's so annoying, even I was fooled by him!"
Beat Lu Yu?!
After hearing the harsh words from the chief director, the assistant who had just gotten up from the ground asked weakly,
"Director Zhang, beat up Lu Yu...are you willing to do it?"
"Nonsense, what is there that I am reluctant to do? If you really want to catch him, I can’t kill him!"
Zhang Wenjun rolled his eyes at the assistant and said in a dumbfounded voice,
"Don’t think that because he’s handsome, he’s good at putting on shows, he’s fun raising kids, and he’s attracted some traffic to me, I won’t be willing to beat him up!"
"I hate it when others deceive me!"
"Last time he told the little girl a bedtime story and called me a pig. I haven't even settled the score with him yet!"
"……"
After hearing Zhang Wenjun's words, the assistant curled her lips in disbelief.
I said in my heart,
Director Zhang, please pull me down!
I don’t understand others.
I’ve been with you for so many years, but I still don’t understand you?
The look in Lu Yu's eyes is almost like pulling a silk thread.
You are still talking duplicity and speaking hard here.
This will make things easier and have the effect of the show. Lu Yu is simply the treasure of our show, let alone beaten. ,
I guess it’s too late for you to hurt him!
Sure enough, before the assistant could finish thinking about this, she heard Zhang Wenjun cough and say,
"I remember, we have a sponsor, it seems to be some kind of self-heating hot pot, you will send a dozen boxes to this guy later!"
"Doesn’t he like to eat this kind of fast food? Then send him more and it will make him a bastard!"
"Oh, by the way, there is also a 100-billion-yuan subsidy for Pinxixi. For those new tablet computers and other things that are sent to him, he will also choose a few good ones and send them to him!"
"This kid really knows how to make a fool of himself!"
"The instant noodles are actually covered with bricks. What does it look like? If the noodle bucket collapses, will the noodles still be edible?"
"Next time, let him cover it with a tablet, which can also promote the brand!"
"As for those two bricks... just let him hold them while he has nothing to do, and then smash his head to play with them!"
"……"
Previously, Lu Yu took out two bricks from under the vegetable shelf.
At that time, no one understood what the bricks were used for.
However, who still doesn't understand now?
Most of them planned to make the instant noodles. Used to cover it!
It was precisely with this in mind that Zhang Wenjun scolded Lu Yu and asked his assistant to send Lu Yu a few more tablets!
Zhang Wenjun always disliked Lu Yu for 3.4.
It sounded like he was really annoyed with Lu Yu...
However, his words made the assistant curl his lips again.
Look, what did I say?
Director Zhang is really too duplicitous!
If you really annoy him, wouldn't it be over if you ignore him? As for giving him so many things?!
If doing this means annoying him, then please, Director Zhang, can you please bother me more in the future?!
At the same time, just when the assistant was thinking about this and was extremely envious of Lu Yu for being so favored by Director Zhang, in the picture,
Lu Yu was already starting to get fancy again!
Yi was pointing his fingers angrily, as if he was making something other than noodles.
It's just like other high-end things!
"Lao She, what are you looking at?"
"What's your look like?!"
"Do you think instant noodles are simple?"
"If you think instant noodles are very simple, let me tell you, you are totally wrong!"
Being stared at by the cameraman,
Lu Yu raised his brows and raised his proud head again.
"Instant noodles and instant noodles are different!"
"Every mistake in the process will lead to a completely different taste!"
"As the saying goes, high-end ingredients often only require the simplest cooking methods!"
"Instant noodles, the same!"
"The simpler the ingredients, the harder it is to make them well!"
"Lu Xun once said something……"
"He said that after eating the noodles made by Lu Yu, the noodles made by others were simply unpalatable!"
"You don’t believe me, don’t you believe Mr. Lu Xun?"
"……"
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