Lu Yu's few words of ridicule immediately caused laughter in the live broadcast room!
If the gods can do it, they can do it. If they can’t do it, they can do it to the dogs.
This is true, but it really hurts the cameraman’s heart~!
And his words,"
Two sticks a day, you are keeping me healthy while you are on horseback," made the audience burst into laughter. However
, for those who like to smoke, sometimes half a pack of cigarettes a day is not enough, let alone two cigarettes a day. It is indeed no different from maintaining health!
"……"
The cameraman's face was full of embarrassment and he giggled a few times.
And at this moment,
Lu Yu continued to laugh and said,
"In fact, there is another biggest benefit to playing games, which I haven’t mentioned yet?"
"If I say it"
"I guarantee that those silly women will no longer resent you playing games!"
"ah? Are there any benefits to playing games?"
The cameraman was stunned.
"nonsense!"
"Of course there are benefits!"
Lu Yu didn't show off and explained directly,
"The biggest advantage of playing games is that you can save money at home!"
"Of course, I am talking about the kind of non-Krypton gold-based games. If you are like Dama Monkey, who made more than 100 million in Krypton by DNF, then that is a different story!"
"It's just a performance, and it's not the same as us ordinary game enthusiasts."
"For most people, playing games can save a lot of money"
"Just like Chicken Dinner, League of Legends, and King of Pesticides, you don’t need to top up money at all to get a happy and enjoyable experience!"
"But if you want to get the same happiness through other forms of entertainment, you don’t have to spend a lot more money!"
"What’s not going up in price now?"
"Even washing your feet and taking a bath are much more expensive than before!"
"If you go out and play casually, it will cost you hundreds or thousands of dollars!"
"And if you play games at home, will this money be directly saved?"
"Not to mention anything else, just that Huang Mao and I own a supermarket downstairs in the community, and Huang Mao has a pair of erha tied at the door.……"
"You know, what do we do when we go out to play?"
"What are you playing?"
The cameraman asked curiously
"Haha, let’s play games!"
Lu Yu said with a smile,
"We have been like this since we were in college. As long as we make an appointment to go out, we don’t go anywhere. We go straight to the Internet cafe to play games!"
"Playing games in the Internet cafe all day long, and having lunch at the Internet cafe, at best, the two of them will spend less than 100 yuan!"
"But, if you don’t like playing games or going to Internet cafes,……"
"Just do the math and see how much it would cost you to go out for a day with your friends!"
"Not to mention anything else, it would cost hundreds of dollars for the two of them to have sex in a nice little restaurant outside!"
"Add in all the messy things like taxis and tickets, and you’ll be exhausted from playing outside for a day, and you’ll end up spending a lot of money!"
"Can it be compared to Huang Mao and I, sitting on the e-sports chairs in an Internet cafe, blowing on the air conditioner, playing games, and spending only that little money? Is it comfortable?"
"So, when I say you save money by playing games, it’s not an exaggeration at all!"
"It really saves a lot compared to other things!"
"……"
Lu Yu's words made the cameraman's eyes light up again!
I go!
He really didn't realize this before, but after hearing what Lu Yu said, he suddenly realized that playing games is indeed a relaxing and money-saving entertainment!
For example, the fighting mobile game he has been playing for several years only costs 25 yuan a month. To open a monthly card in the game, he only spends a total of 300 yuan in a year! However, the happiness and satisfaction I get from it are unparalleled! If this little money was spent on other entertainment, it would probably not be enough to fill the gap between teeth! In comparison, it is indeed much cheaper to play games! While the cameraman was thinking this, the viewers in the live broadcast room also felt a sense of enlightenment!
"I thought about it carefully, and what Brother Lu said seemed to make sense. Playing games really saves a lot of money!"
"If you're not allowed to play games, you can't stay at home all day long, right?"
"Finally, when I get bored, I have to go out to play. As soon as I go out, the money has to be spent, which is much more expensive than playing games!"
"Yes, Brother Lu is absolutely right. Compared with other forms of entertainment, playing games is definitely the most cost-effective one!"
"Hahaha, I know this very well. Two days ago, some of my roommates asked me to go out to play, but I didn’t go. I stayed in the dormitory to play King of Kings. They came back in the evening and spent more than a thousand each. , the distressed face turned green!"
"Are you feeling distressed after just over a thousand dollars? I have a buddy who doesn’t play games, but really likes fishing. In the past two years, he has spent tens of thousands on fishing rods and other things!"
"As we all know, things from fishermen are very expensive!"
"One thing to say, what places to play outside are not expensive nowadays? As Brother Lu said, going to an Internet cafe to play games is the most cost-effective way!"
"Got it, I’ll take my girlfriend to an Internet cafe for a date tomorrow!"
"It only costs a few dollars an hour at best. If you can buy happiness with just a few dollars, why do you need a bicycle?"
"Yes, it's a pity that there are fewer and fewer Internet cafes now. I'm really worried that after the Internet cafes disappear, there will be no place to play.……"
"You spend 500 yuan to treat the goddess to a meal, and the goddess says you are stingy. But if you spend 500 yuan to invite a brother to go online, the brother will recognize you as his adoptive father on the spot!"
"……"
To be honest, if Lu Yu hadn't pointed it out, many people would have never realized that playing games is actually the most cost-effective and cost-effective among many forms of entertainment for men. In addition to playing games, you Say, what can you do without spending a lot of money? I'm afraid that the only thing I can do is play games, and the money I spend is relatively minimal! Thinking of this, whether it was the cameraman or the men in the live broadcast room who had been disgusted by their wives playing games, they instantly became angry! You silly women, this time, we have learned these things from Brother Lu, we want to see if you have any other reasons to stop us from playing games! The barrage was filled with a cheerful atmosphere. At this moment, Tongtong beside him patted his belly in boredom. She couldn't understand what her father said to the camera uncle, and she found it so boring! Moreover, after this boring moment, I instantly felt that I was so hungry! So Tongtong reminded him,
"Dad, are you done talking? When will we have dinner?……"
"My stomach is growling with hunger!"
Having dinner?
Hearing Tongtong's words, the cameraman and the audience suddenly couldn't laugh or cry again.
Good guy, how could you have forgotten this!
Just listening to Brother Lu's bragging, it seems that he hasn't brought Tongtong with him yet. It’s time for dinner! It was already half past eight at that time , so no wonder Tongtong felt hungry. Lu Yu just remembered that he hadn’t eaten dinner yet... and slapped his forehead!
"Sorry, sorry, Dad forgot!"
"How about we go out to eat now?"
Lu Yu quickly apologized to his daughter and wanted to take Tongtong out for dinner.
However, faced with Lu Yu's suggestion,
Tongtong shook his head.
"Dad, I followed Aunt Su Xue outside for most of the day. I’m a little tired. I don’t want to go out to eat today."
"Otherwise, you can cook me something to eat at home."
If it were normal times,
Tongtong would still be happy to go out to eat with her father.
But today, she was really a little tired.
From around 11:30, she followed Su Xue to go shopping in the mall until the afternoon. It’s close to four o’clock.
I haven’t felt very tired during the day, but at this moment, my stamina has increased.
I don’t want to go anywhere.
I just want to eat at home.
I am too lazy to go downstairs again.
After hearing Tongtong’s words, ( To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Lu Yu also nodded. It was getting late, and it was indeed a bit too late to take Tongtong downstairs to eat.
In that case, let’s do it at home.!
Lu Yu instantly had an idea,
"Okay, then I’ll listen to you!"
"Let’s eat at home tonight!"
"It’s time to show off my cooking skills again! Lu
Yu said, eager to try,
"Tongtong, do you want something lighter?"
"Or do you want something a little spicier?"
"Still want to eat seafood, or beef?"
"If you don’t want to eat beef, stewed chicken with mushrooms, curry vegetables, fish-flavored shredded pork, etc. will also work!"
"Take your pick, take your pick!"
"As long as it’s the ingredients we have at home"[]
"Whatever you want to eat, daddy will make it for you!"
"……"
Lu Yu spoke with great arrogance, like a highly respected chef, as if all the delicacies in the world could be made with his skillful hands!
As soon as he said these words, the cameraman and the audience immediately looked at him.
"No, Brother Lu, you, don’t you know how to cook? Are you sure you can do what you said?"
The cameraman asked in astonishment.
When Lu Yu heard this, he immediately rolled his eyes at him.
"Who said I can't cook?"
"Did I say it myself?"
"I just accidentally made a chocolate fish. It was an accident!"
"I never said that I can't cook!"
"……"
When the cameraman heard this, he was shocked again.
Looking back carefully, it seems that it is true that
Brother Lu did not say before that he could not cook.
Everyone thought that he could not cook.
It was only because of the fish that he had cooked. judgment
"Let me go, it turns out that Brother Lu, you are hiding something secretly!"
The cameraman said in surprise,
"Since you can cook, why did you take Tongtong out to eat every day before? It would be great to cook and eat at home!"
The cameraman is speechless.
It has been broadcast for so many days.
Every time it is time to eat,
Lu Yu takes Tongtong out to eat.
If he really doesn't know how to cook, forget it. There is nothing he can do about going out to eat. Things.
But the key point is...
Lu Yu not only knows how to cook, but his cooking skills are not bad at all.
In this case, why should he go out to eat every day
? It would be great to cook for his children at home!
It's also clean. It’s hygienic and affordable!
Not only the cameraman thought so, but the viewers in the live broadcast room also thought so.
No one thought that
Lu Yu was actually the most well-hidden big shot in the culinary world!
It’s seafood, it’s spicy beef, it’s fish-flavored shredded pork, it’s mushroom stewed chicken, etc. With so many categories, it’s obvious that
Brother Lu is very strong in cooking!
Ordinary dads,
I guess I really can’t cook these difficult dishes!
In the picture,
Lu Yu seemed to have torn off the disguise of a boss and started to show himself as the boss.
I stopped pretending, I showed my cards,
I am indeed a boss!
He held his head high and looked at Tongtong with a smile and confidence, waiting for Tongtong's answer.
When Tongtong heard that his father was going to cook in person today, he immediately became happy.
"Dad, I want to eat seafood!"
"I haven’t eaten seafood in a long time!"
Tongtong thought for a moment and cheered.
The last time she ate seafood was the last time.
In addition, on
Children's Day, she and her father went to the aquarium, that is, the seafood market. See you there. After seeing so much seafood in it, Tongtong was already greedy.
So, she wanted to eat seafood so much at this time.
"Okay, seafood, right? Do you want spicy seafood or non-spicy seafood?"
Lu Yu nodded immediately after hearing this.
Seafood and other things are just small items to him, and he can handle them easily.
"Dad, I want something spicy!"
Tongtong said,
"Not spicy, doesn't taste good"
"Ook, Ook!"
"You eat spicy seafood, then Dad, I will eat spicy beef that is more fragrant and spicier!"
"In this case, we will have two servings of soup to drink by then!"
"I can have a sip of your seafood soup, and you can have a few sips of my beef soup. It’s perfect!"
After Lu Yu finished speaking, he walked into the kitchen with confidence, ready to show off his skills.
Seeing this scene, the cameraman was shocked and looking forward to it.
What was shocking was that it was obvious that
Brother Lu was going to come this time. It's true, it doesn't look like a joke.
What I'm looking forward to is that
I don't know how Brother Lu's craftsmanship will be, whether the food he makes is delicious , and whether it is really like what he showed. So Cow beer!
Thinking of this, the cameraman no longer bothered to take pictures of the cute Tongtong.
Instead, he carried the camera and went into the kitchen with Lu Yu, intending to take pictures here of
Brother Lu's first cooking show on the show. process, it really amazed the audience!
However, before being amazed, the cameraman suddenly asked a question,
"Uh, Brother Lu, you and Tongtong are both seafood and beef. Shouldn't you go to the refrigerator first, take the ingredients and thaw them?"
"Why did you still boil the water?"
I saw that as soon as Lu Yu entered the kitchen, he took a pot of water and boiled the water there.
This move made the cameraman a little confused.
After all, anyone who can cook should know that seafood and beef must be Store it in the refrigerator. Before eating, you have to take it out and thaw it in the first step.
If it doesn't thaw, it will be difficult to proceed with the next step.
Hearing the cameraman's doubts,
Lu Yu was dissatisfied with him. Staring, he said something very arrogant and arrogant,
"Xiaoshe, should you cook or should I?"
"Do I, Lu Yu, need to explain to others what I do?"
"I have my own unique method, please don't use worldly rules to impose on me!"
"Remember one sentence……"
"I, Lu Yu, have always been a different kind of firework!"
"……"
………………Already….
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