【Banner activates aircraft】
【He turns out to be the strongest Avenger!】
【Sol was stunned on the spot】
【He doubted Tony's vision, there was a big problem】
……
Asgard.
Sol's eyelids twitched
"Tony the bastard"
"He actually thinks Hulk is the strongest Avenger?"
"Is he blind?"
In terms of blood,
Thor is a god, and his blood is extremely noble.
In terms of status, he is the prince of Asgard.
In terms of strength, with all his strength, he can crush the Hulk.
So powerful, but Tony doesn't recognize him. The strongest?
……
Stark Industries.
Tony watched the video thoughtfully
"It seems that my future self has really restrained myself."
"Otherwise, I will definitely set that I am the strongest Avenger"
"How can Hulk be called the strongest?"
Pepper:...
That's true.
With Tony's flamboyant personality, he must think that he is the strongest.
What's more, in the future, he will have the Hulk-Anti Armor.
In theory, it is very powerful.
Hulk is no match at all..
However, Little Pepper also discovered that Tony has a doting preference for Hulk. This is something that other Avengers cannot enjoy. Probably, it is the sympathy between science geeks. At this time, Tony's face showed A trace of doubt
"However, why hasn't Thor's changed face been shown yet?"
……
【Grandmaster issued a wanted order】
【Hulk is his most powerful warrior】
【The result is now missing】
【The Grandmaster will definitely not let it go!】
【The entire planet began to search for Hulk and Thor.】
【Saul found Tony's clothes on the plane】
【Let Banner wear it】
【Then left with Banner】
【Two people sitting on the steps】
【Thor: The sun is setting, the sun is setting……】
【Banner: Can you shut up?】
【Thor: I just want you to calm down. 】
Now Banner is like a powder keg.
Once the breaking point is exceeded.
Will transform into the Hulk again.
Then it will get out of control again.
Therefore, Banner must be calmed down
【Banner: How do you want me to calm down? I'm on another planet!】
【Thor: It's just a planet】
【Banner: Oh my god, my nervous system is running faster than my brain can analyze.】
【Banner felt scared.】
【He felt that Hulk took too long to transform this time.】
【If I transform again next time】
【Maybe it will never change again】
【Thor: Calm down, I'll take you home】
【Banner: Thank you so much】
【Thor: Not going back to your home, but going back to mine.】
【Banner:? ? ?】
【Good guy, what the hell is this human talk?】
【Thor: My people's lives hang on by a thread, and you have to join me in dealing with my sister.】
【Banner: I don't want to deal with your sister, that's your family matter】
【Thor: But I gathered a team. Hulk is fire, the fire that starts a prairie fire.……】
【Banner: Wait, you're just using me to get close to the Hulk? too disgusting. You don't deserve to be my friend】
【Thor: What? No, I hate Hulk, he just smashes and smashes and smashes, I like you more】
【This is not what Thor said before.】
【In front of Hulk, he said he liked Hulk more】
【In front of Banner, he said he liked Banner more】
【Totally two-faced, a wallflower】
【Thor: Of course, with all due respect, if you are fighting evil, you need the Hulk even more】
【Banner: But Banner is just as powerful!】
【Thor: Is it...?】
【Banner: How many doctorates does Hulk have? There wasn’t one and I had seven!】
【Obviously, these words confirm what Saul said before】
【Banner really talks about knowledge all the time】
……
Asgard.
Thor facepalmed.
He finally knew how to change his face.
In front of Hulk and Banner.
Same rhetoric.
But the names have changed slightly.
Typical of talking to people when meeting them.
Damn it.
Total duplicity.
Of course, what made Thor collapse the most was... he was in the group just now.
I said Banner is not needed at all!
As a result, now, with a slap in the face,
Sol was embarrassed and wanted to find a crack in the ground.
Loki patted him on the shoulder
"Brother, if you need it"
"I can make you a floor seam"
"You will love it."
Saul:……
……
Corvo Labs.
Banner looked gloomy.
He really wants to transform into the Hulk now.
Then throw Sol back and forth
"Look at her ugly and vulgar face!"
"He should really be beaten hard"
"This traitor!"
This kind of behavior is very suitable for being beaten to death, shot, or sentenced to death.
Banner can't wait to do it himself.
Chat group
【Banner: Thor, you are really tough!】
【Sol: This, that, hahaha】
【Nick Fury: It can be seen that Mr. Thor is embarrassed now】
【Tony: It's a pity. It would be interesting if Hulk's consciousness could also join the chat group. 】
Everyone’s chatting.
This made Thor blush.
I simply don’t have the nerve to look at it anymore.
At this moment, the video changes
……
【Famous Scene 9: Pants are too tight] As soon as this title appeared.
The moment makes people think wildly.
When do you notice your pants are tight?
When you take off the other person's pants.
So... the next scene.
It's hard not to be excited.
Asgard.
Sol's face suddenly turned red.
Somewhat embarrassed
"Me, what am I going to do?"
"Hahaha, I feel so embarrassed"
"I hope the video will definitely hit that horse."
Thor was very embarrassed.
Loki said quietly:
"Maybe it's you competing against the Hulk"
"See who is stronger"
"But you will definitely lose miserably."
Saul:……
……
Don't be cold.
Captain America had a weird smile on his face.
Why do I feel my pants are tight?
He also has a lot of experience.
Everyone thinks that Captain America is a baby.
But actually, as early as 1943.
On the way to the march.
Captain America ended his career as a boy.
During the process, he noticed that the other party's pants were very tight.
Therefore, at this moment, Captain America subconsciously thought that...
Thor would also do that kind of thing
"Is this kind of video suitable for famous scenes?"
Captain America had a weird smile on his face.
……
Stark Industries.
Tony looked even weirder.
Smile on face.
Extremely obscene.
Pepper stood aside.
Raise your eyebrows slightly
"Are you thinking about your previous experiences?"
Tony shuddered
"No, no, no, I haven't experienced anything"
"What pants are tight?"
"I don't understand it at all."
Little Pepper is really hehe.
Don't you understand?"
"If you say Captain America doesn’t understand, can I still believe it?"
"But if you say you don’t understand"
"Even if you kill me, I won’t believe it!"
Tony:...
Okay.
He has been a playboy for so many years.
In fact, he has experienced a lot of this kind of thing.
So later on, he will be selective.
Choose more people wearing skirts.
At this moment, being stared at by Little Pepper,
Tony feels in his heart Crazy. (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
He quickly said:
"Let’s continue watching the video"
"Look at our God of Thunder"
"Who are you entangled with?"
"I hope the other party is a good-looking girl……"
……
【on the steps】
【Sol persuaded him for a long time】
【Banner was found to be indifferent.】
【Thor: Well, let’s get out of here first. It's too dangerous here】
【Then he got up, found a piece of cloth and put it on his body】
【Banner: What are you doing?】
【Thor: Disguise, after all I am a fugitive】
【Banner: Then I'll pretend too】
【He took out a pair of glasses from his pocket and put them on】[]
【Banner: I'm pretending to be Tony Stark】
【I have to say, he put on glasses and Tony's suit】
【It really has some similar meanings】
【Thor: You look like this, it’s the best disguise】
【Banner ignored it】
【He bowed slightly and adjusted his pants】
【Thor: What are you doing? What is this action? So indiscreet】
【Banner: Sorry, Tony's pants are too tight.】
【This outfit was taken from the plane.】
【It's covered in Tony's suits.】
【Wearing it on Banner at the moment】
【The pants are really tight】
……
Stark Industries.
Tony's look.
It suddenly solidified!
The same pants fit him well.
But on Banner.
The crotch is tight... what does this mean?
It shows that the two people are different in size. size.
Tony might be worse.
Tony's mentality collapsed on the spot!
Men are very sensitive in this regard!
Tony felt an inexplicable feeling of inferiority.
The most important thing is that it would be better if I saw this scene. but…
Everyone in the Avengers has seen it!
How the hell do you have the face to see people like this?
As expected, everyone laughed at him.
Late but arrived!
【Banner: Tony, don't feel inferior. In fact, it's not that your pants are tight, it's that my body is too big.】
【Captain America: I think we should ask the female reporter, she knows Tony’s situation best】
【Widow Sister: This is really interesting. Who would have thought that a billionaire would look like this under his clothes!】
【Hawkeye: I'm sorry, but at least you're older than Ant-Man】
【Ant-Man: But I can use the suit to make myself bigger】
【Thor: Tony doesn't need to feel inferior!】
【Tony: Stop it, please stop it! 】
Tony just wants to get into the cracks of the ground now.
A man's face.
Being completely trampled underfoot.
Pepper looked at Tony who was ashamed.
Couldn't help laughing
"There are times when you are so embarrassed."
Tony:...
Actually, he just likes some slim-fitting clothes.
So when he wears them, they will be tighter.
For people with a slightly larger body type, this kind of clothes is really not suitable to wear.
At this moment, Video changes
【Famous Scene 10: The Avengers Alliance is established! 】
This title.
Instantly triggered a lively discussion
【Tony: The Avengers? Is this modeled after the Avengers?】
【Captain America: No need to think about it, Thor must have set it up】
【Banner: What a weird name, I definitely won’t join it】
【Valkyrie: Who is this genius who came up with this strange name? 】
This paragraph is in original English.
Avengers use avenger.
The revenger uses revenger.
The words avenge and revenge both mean revenge and revenge.
But the word avenge is usually used to express righteous behavior.
Use this word when justice is done.
The word revenge is more personal.
It refers more to avenging personal grudges, and is best translated as a derogatory word like revenge.
I have an inexplicable feeling that English knowledge is invading my brain!
Video starts
【Valkyrie found Thor and Banner】
【she thought carefully】
【Decided to help Thor fight】
【Valkyrie: I want to use a knife to pierce Hela's heart with my own hands!】
【Thor: Great!】
【Valkyrie: I decided to join your team. Do you have a team name?】
【Thor made up one on the spot: The team name is...The Avengers.】
【Banner echoed with a confused look on his face.】
【Valkyrie looked disgusted: Avengers Alliance?】
【Thor: Yes, I want revenge, and you want revenge too……】
【The Valkyrie nodded speechlessly.】
【Thor looked at Banner: What about you? Do you have anything to take revenge on?】
【Banner looked like a confused baby throughout the whole process】
【Banner: I still... haven't thought about it yet】
……
For Saul.
Come up with a name for the Avengers.
In fact, it is not against the law.
He wants to protect Asgard.
He even wanted to kill Hela. This was a personal vendetta.
That's why it's called Avengers.
Nothing wrong with it.
Thor breathed a sigh of relief
".Fortunately, no one was embarrassed in this scene."
Loki also nodded happily.
"Yes, it's really great"
……
Stark Industries.
Tony shook his head
"Unconscious (Li Nuo's) thoughts"
"Videos that don’t make people die are not good videos"
"If I had a remote control, I would have changed the channel long ago."
Little Pepper glanced at him.
She thought it would be nice to see some.
"Who do you want to die?"
"Isn’t it enough that the pants just now were too tight?"
"What else do you want to see?"
Tony:...
Well, actually there is no need to let people die.
……
【The Avengers are officially established】
【Valkyrie: I also brought a greeting gift】
【After that, lead the way forward】
【A door opens slowly】
【Loki was tied up and locked up inside】
【Loki: Are you surprised? Is it surprising?】
【Sol picked up something casually】
【Hit Loki on the head】
【He just wants to confirm whether this is true or false】
【Loki is right in the middle of things】
【Confirm it is true】
【Banner walked in shortly after.】
【He still feels uncomfortable】
【I've been sorting my pants】
【Loki: Stark's pants are tight, right?】
【Banner nodded.……】
……
Stark Industries.
Tony's eyelids twitched.
Good guy, it’s not that no one died... it’s just that it wasn’t their turn!
The most important thing is... the one who died was actually himself!
Tony slowly turned his head.
As expected, Little Pepper looked at him with a mocking expression.
"The social death scene you want to see appears."
Tony scratched his head in embarrassment.
"In fact, that dress is really small"
"Doesn’t fit my body shape well"
"Really, you have to believe me"
"If you don't believe it, I can prove it to you."
Little Pepper's face turned red.
"I believe you, but what's the use?"
"They don't believe you either"
"Can you still prove it to them?"
Tony:... Bang...
At this moment, the video changed
【Famous Scene 11: Banner arrives like a god, and Hulk turns the tide! 】.
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