As we all know, bathing is done without clothes.
Same goes for Hulk.
While he was taking a bath.
Super stretch pants removed.
This made Hulk, who originally only wore one piece.
There is no cover at all.
A bird's eye view
【After Hulk stood up from the water】
【Go straight to the floor-to-ceiling windows】
【Thor stood on the road】
【After seeing Hulk naked】
【Suddenly he laughed very weirdly】
【Thor: You're a little too exposed, you can see everything】
【Hulk ignores】
【Walk straight past Sol】
【Hulk is just a kid after all】
【I don’t understand some etiquette, justice and shame at all】
【Sol closed his eyes, his expression actually felt like he was enjoying it.】
【Thor: Oh my God, I can't forget that thing.】
……
Corvo Labs.
Banner covered his face.
I am simply too embarrassed to see anyone.
Every time he transforms into the Hulk.
All naked.
It attracts criticism every time.
Banner endured all this.
As long as Hulk is big and green and covered.
He can accept it.
But now...
Hulk is also in full view.
Banner was completely embarrassed to see anyone.
In the chat group
【Tony: Damn it, can't the camera just turn around? I didn't see it at all!】
【Widow Sister: It’s better not to read it, I’m afraid it will cause physical discomfort】
【Nick Fury: Natasha, you can’t watch it yourself without letting us watch it!】
【Hawkeye: Eat alone? This is not okay, we won’t agree to it!】
【Widow Sister: Don’t lie, I’ve never eaten it!】
【Star-Lord: The topic is developing in a direction that interests me】
【Captain America: Everyone, pay attention to your language quality. Banner, in order to shut their mouths, you'd better show it to everyone in person.】
【Tony: Long live Captain America!】
【Banner:……】
Banner really wanted to transform.
Give these people a good beating.
Everyone made fun of him.
Totally disrespectful of Hulk's strength!
Even the widowed sister.
I also forgot about the fear of being dominated by Hulk.
Banner sighed.
"If God had not given birth to me, the Green Hulk, I would have grown as big as the eternal night."
……
【Banner gives Thor the direction of the Quinjet. 】
31 【In the garbage dump】
【Thor could tell at a glance】
【Everyone became excited】
【Thor: We have to escape together. Follow me to Asgard. You will definitely like it.】
【Hulk: Hulk won’t leave】
【Thor: No, no, my people are waiting for me to save them. We need to stop Ragnarok】
【Hulk: Ragnarok?】
【Thor: This is the end of my homeland. You help me save Asgard and I will take you back to Earth.】
【Hulk: Earth hates Hulk】
【Thor: No, no, no, the earth likes Hulk. You are an Avenger. We are friends and should support each other.】
【Hulk: You're Banner's friend】
【Thor: No, no, no, I'm not Banner's friend. I like you more.】
【Hulk: You are Banner's friend】
【Thor: I don’t hesitate to like Banner. He always shows off that he is a scientist and shows off his awesomeness.】
……
Asgard.
Thor's eyelids twitched.
Talking bad about people behind their back?
This does not meet the definition of a good person. and Odin's teachings to him.
Going in the opposite direction.
Thor looked at Odin cautiously.
However, Odin smiled
"Don't be nervous, Sol"
"I'm very happy to see this scene"
"You have grown up and know how to adapt to the wind."
"I finally have some of the demeanor of your brother."
Thor:???
Loki:???
Praised?
He was actually praised?
Thor couldn't believe it.
Loki was even more unbelievable.
Odin would praise Thor for such a thing.
What a coincidence. That's right, the whole thing is quite complete.
Sol said quickly:
"Thank you father!"
……
Inside Corvo's laboratory.
Banner's face was gloomy.
If there is no video.
He has no idea.
Thor actually speaks ill of himself!
Banner was a little angry.
He opened the chat group directly
【Banner: Thor, is this how your gods do things? Are you shameless? In order for Hulk to help you, you even belittle your friends?】
【Thor: Shut up, you science geek, I hate you! ]
Thor was praised by his father.
Now smug.
So when I attacked Banner.
No face given at all.
Banner laughed angrily
【Banner: Okay, okay, when you need to use science, don't ask me】
【Thor: Don't worry, I can only use Hulk, not your science】
【Tony: This is so sad. After all, I am also a scientist.】
【Su Rui: It’s really sad. No wonder his hammer was crushed.】
【JARVIS: When he created Vision, he didn't look down on science so much. 】
The scientific geek in the group.
They all started to criticize Thor.
Thor didn't care at all.
For him, all he needs is Hulk's fighting power.
As for science, it is not needed for the time being.
……
【No matter how Sol persuades】
【Hulk just won't leave】
【Thor's patience has run out and he no longer gives Hulk face.】
【Thor: Well, you just stay in this stupid place】
【Hulk: Smash you!】
【Thor: You didn't smash anything, I won that game】
【Hulk: You're right. baby arms】
【Thor: You are the baby, your whole family is a baby, you giant baby!】
【Hulk: Thor go away!】
【Thor: I'm walking away】
【However, the next moment】
【Thor is stopped by the door's electrical grid】
【The whole person was electrocuted】
【The God of Thunder was electrocuted once again】
【Hulk laughed.】
【Like a child, waving limbs and shouting with joy】
……
Asgard.
Loki patted Thor on the shoulder.
Said softly in his ear:
"Brother, you were played by Hulk."
Thor:...
As we all know, Hulk only has the intelligence of a child. But
Thor is tens of thousands of years old.
He was teased by Hulk.
It was so embarrassing that he was sent to his grandma's house!
Thor was simply too shameless to see anyone.
……
【The room is closed】
【Thor can't leave, and neither can Hulk】
【But Hulk can go train】
【Valkyrie greets you at the door】
【In the evening, Hulk returns from training】
【Hulk: Thor is not happy】
【Thor: Shut up】
【Hulk knocks Thor down】
【Hulk: Thor is angry】
【Thor: I'm angry now. I lost my father and my hammer.】
【Hulk: You can cry like a child】
【Thor: Forget it, you didn't even listen.】
【The two of them acted like angry children】
【fight with each other】
【It's completely childish, a proper elementary school kid's brawl.】
【Banner: You're a bad friend! We all call you the stupid Avenger】
【Hulk: You're the little kid Avenger!】
【Thor: Earth hates you】
【Hulk was silent, shook his arm twice and sulked.】
……
Asgard.
Loki looked at Thor
"Is this your change of face?"
"When you want Hulk to help, just beg and say good things."
"But when people don't help, you start yelling all kinds of curses?"
Saul:...
It really feels like using people to face the front and not using people to face the back.
It's simply snobbish.
Sol was embarrassed and wanted to find a crack in the ground.
……
【Hulk was poked where it hurts】
【People on earth hate him, which has always been a pain in his heart】
【Sol realized that he had spoken too harshly.】
【Thor: Sorry, no one calls you stupid Avenger.】
【Hulk: It's okay】
【The two began to talk】
【After dawn, Valkyrie comes to see Hulk】
【The two were fighting. 】(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
【Thor once again asked the Valkyrie for help】
【While pulling, Thor got the switch】
【Successfully removed the thing from the neck】
【He successfully smashed the glass】
【Jumped from high altitude】
【Running all the way to the Quinjet】
【Sol's whole body became excited】
【Finally able to escape!】
【He entered the plane and wanted to start】
【AI: Welcome aboard, voice activation system required】
【Sol: Sol】
【AI: Voice is invalid】
【Thor:? ? ?】
【The voice command is incorrect and the spacecraft cannot be started.】
【Sol's smile suddenly faded.】[]
【then try again】
【Thor: Thor, son of Odin!】
【AI: Voice is invalid】
【Thor: God of Thunder】
【Voice is invalid】
【Thor: The Strongest Avenger!】
【Still invalid……】
【Sol becomes increasingly anxious】
【He has already guessed what the password is】
【Thor: Damn Tony】
【Then he made up his mind and revealed the password】
【Thor: Shocking hero!】
【AI: Welcome, shocking hero!】
【Sol:……
The so-called shocking male protagonist.
Is the protagonist of a movie.
The male protagonist in it has long hair.
Very similar to Thor's hairstyle.
When Sol and Tony first met.
Tony commented.
Saul disliked this title.
But there is no way.
To activate aircraft systems.
All I can say is
……
Asgard.
Sol couldn't help but hold his forehead
"Damn Stark!"
"He makes some unreliable things every day"
"I really want to knock him to death!"
Loki said quietly:
"It turns out that in everyone’s eyes……"
"You are not the strongest Avenger!"
Saul:……
"shut up!"
Thor doesn't understand.
He is obviously a god.
Among the original six-person team, he is obviously the strongest.
He should be the strongest Avenger.
But Tony, this bitch, doesn't even admit it!
Thor is so angry that he wants to curse.
Chat group
【Captain America: Tony, can you change your bad habit of giving people nicknames?】
【Tony: Okay, Mr. Popsicles】
【Team USA:……】
【Nick Fury: Giving some appropriate nicknames can help unite and enhance relationships.】
【Tony: Bald one-eyed dragon, you are absolutely right.】
【Widow Sister: Tony, Fury was very angry about the title just now. 】
S.H.I.E.L.D.
Nick Fury's face was gloomy.
This was the first time someone was so arrogant and called him one-eyed dragon.
The atmosphere is a bit solemn.
Hawkeye knows it very well.
There is a tragic story worthy of praise in the eyes of the director.
Mention his eyes.
It's just adding salt to the wound.
The director must be very angry now.
Hawkeye couldn't help but wonder again.
The director's eyes.
How did you become blind? this problem.
If the director doesn't say anything, I'm afraid he will never know.
Hawkeye's heart is full of regrets
……
【Thor was very happy and finally started the spacecraft!】
【But what he never expected was that】
【The shit-stirring stick came at this time】
【Hulk rushes in】
【Huge in size, destroying a lot of instruments along the way】
【Hulk: Don't go, friend, don't go……】
【he is like a child】
【Keep your friends】
【Thor: Stop destroying things, you idiot!】
【Thor hurriedly started pressing the buttons】
【He found a video】
【Above is the face of the widowed sister】
【Widow Sister: Big guy, we are all waiting for you. So, turn the plane around and come back, okay?】
【Hulk was stunned】
【Seeing 693 beautiful women, eyes widen】
【His anger began to dissipate】
【The green color fades and the body begins to recover】
【Hulk doesn't want to be like Banner again】
【He slaps himself in the face】
【Want to stay angry】
【However, it's no use at all】
【Hulk's body gradually shrinks】
【body returns to normal】
【I have to say, I want the big guy to calm down.】
【I have to rely on my widowed sister】
……
S.H.I.E.L.D.
Nick Fury and Hawkeye.
They all looked at the widowed sister.
The widowed sister felt uncomfortable being stared at
"What are you all looking at me for?"
Nick Fury said:
"You are also a man coolant."
The widowed sister:...
I feel this is a bit strange.
Hawkeye said:
"To deal with the Hulk, you have to take the field yourself."
"It's useless for anyone to come"
"Copying homework is useless."
What Hawkeye said was of course Thor.
Among so many people, only Thor imitated the widowed sister and tried to calm the widowed sister.
It turns out that only the widowed sister was useful.
……
Asgard.
Soldu was so angry that he cried!
As I said before, the sun is about to set.
No matter it's tone or demeanor.
Aren't they all exactly the same as the widowed sister?
Why did Hulk beat himself up?
Is it discrimination against men?
Loki analyzed with a smile:
"Maybe it's because you're too naughty"
"Look at my widowed sister, her expression is gentle and kind"
"And you? The smile is obscene and the tone is unnatural"
"If someone doesn't hit you, why don't they just listen to you?"
Thor:...
Is it that obscene?
Anyway, he didn't notice it himself.
Loki must be talking nonsense!"
……
【Banner finally recovered!】
【Sol ran up quickly】
【Thor: Banner, are you okay?】
【Banner was shocked】
【Thor: Calm down! The sun has set, no one will hurt you anymore】
【Banner: Thor?】
【Thor: It's me】
【Banner: What happened to your hair?】
【Thor: Some old bastard cut my hair】
【Banner: Looks good, where are we? How is Natasha? How is Sokovia?】
【Thor: Banner, listen to me, Sokovia was two years ago】
【Banner was suddenly confused】
【I have lost two years of memory, doesn’t it mean that……】
【Banner: I have been the Hulk for the past two years?】
【Thor: I'm afraid so.】
【Banner was a little broken】
【He quickly got up】
【There are recorders on the plane and you can see some things】
【He pressed his palm】
【AI: Requires voice activation system】
【Banner: Banner】
【AI: Welcome, the most powerful Avenger】
【Thor:? ? ? 】.
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