Continuing your life begins with cultivating immortality

In fact, he is the only civil servant who has no money, and only he, a civil servant, is looked down upon, and the other civil servants are very rich, and the other civil servants are very looked down upon.

This time they went to "Jin Fish Head" to eat fish head hot pot. Miss Yang was very hungry, but the water in the hot pot was always not boiling, she couldn't wait any longer, and asked the waiter to come a few bowls of porridge first, the waiter said no, she asked for a plate of dumplings, and the waiter said no, she said that there was anything, and a plate of cold noodles came.

Po always saw her jokes, and today he saw her jokes again, and thought it was too funny, so he made a joke about her, saying: "She is very hungry, and she can't stand it if she is late, and if she doesn't make enough money, she won't be able to support her." "

He said: "She can't go down to the party, and if she is caught by the enemy, she will have to defect if she is not fed." "

said: "If you want to be angry with her, just like now, the water in the pot will always not be boiled, let her watch." "

She was splashed so much dirty water by him in a row, and she was so angry that she pretended to get up to get something, went around to his back, pinched him on the shoulder, and made him cry out in pain, and finally said, "My parents have never beaten me like this when I am so old." "

I felt that it was inappropriate, and corrected it and said: "My wife and I have never beaten me like this until now." "

She challenged, saying, "Go back and call your wife to fight me." "

After finishing her, she passed behind Lian Sheng, Lian Sheng thought that she was going to pinch herself, her shoulders were tight, but she didn't think to pinch him, his expression was sneering, very disappointed.

Ah Bao said: "She is the same as Sun Erniang in "Water Margin" tonight, she is opening a black shop, and Wu Song was almost killed by her. "

Then he said: "Ah Xu alone feeds the whole family and is not hungry, and she is about the same. "

He still wanted to continue, but Ah Xian shouted and said, "Hey, brother, why do you always sarcastically mock Sister tonight, Sister Ah was still saying that you are honest yesterday." "

Miss Yang said: "He is insidious and cunning, I dare say that he has no eloquence, but he is very talented. "

At this time, Ah Xian saw that he was very funny and said, "Look at him, he looks like he is holding chopsticks!"

He said, "Isn't it mentally retarded. "

Miss Yang has always felt good about herself, saying, "I bring two things, one is sunshine and the other is health. "

As soon as Po heard the word "health", she knew that she was selling products again, and took the opportunity to help her do business, saying: "Eat pollen and eat pollen, I have already started to eat it, and if I don't eat it, I won't be a friend." "

The bank Xu felt that he had always let him have the upper hand, and he was very unconvinced, and then said: "Okay, good, come and eat!".

She said: "At this time, there are two kinds of people who are playing, one is successful in their careers, and the other is unsuccessful in their careers. "

Ah Bao said: "My current idea is to make a lot of money, and then everything is flattened, and it doesn't make sense for me to earn too little." "

She said: "You have this kind of idea, you can only buy lottery tickets." "

Ah Bao was unwilling to be told by her, so he pretended to be shocking and said, "I have a collection of six dinosaur eggs, believe it or not." "

The bank Xu really didn't believe it, and joked: "Will dinosaurs hatch under the bed?"

He said, "It's going to hatch faster when you're in your arms." "

Po said: "When you hear about dinosaur eggs, you think how rare and incredible they are, I have hidden them at home for many years, and I have almost forgotten about myself. "

Miss Yang coaxed and said, "When you run away, don't forget to take it with you." "

Po said, "That's not all I have at home. "

Ah Xian was a smart girl and said, "So, there are others, what else, say it quickly?"

As smart as she was, Po said, "I'll think about it. "

Ah Bao did have some other collections at home, and later gave Miss Yang a commemorative gold coin, which increased in value a few years later, and it is said that you can change a house in the collection market, and I regret it very much.

Miss Yang came up with the idea of dinosaur eggs and said, "You can help him sell them, and then use the money to eat." "

Lian Sheng pretended to be a big head of garlic and said, "I'll go and ask Ah Hui, he has done this kind of business before." "

Ah Bao met Ah Hui after meeting Lao Ma, but when he heard that he had done this kind of business before, this was the first time, and said, "If he could sell it, I would have sold it a long time ago." "

Liansheng asked puzzled, "Why?"

He said: "Lao Ma is also a friend with him, and I went to Guangcheng with Lao Ma to see the goods, but he didn't know that it ended up in my hands, and he bought 100,000 yuan, and I have already accepted my fate." "

Ah Xian listened attentively, and at this time he felt that he could finally breathe a sigh of relief, and joked: "When it comes to life all of a sudden, do you want to take a life." "

Miss Yang shouted, "Hurry up and sell it, and then change to another car." "

Po came home drunk, and his wife saw that he had been eating out lately, and finally couldn't help it, and asked, "Are you in a treat tonight?"

He said, "No." "

She refused to give up and asked, "Who treats you? Why do you always go to high consumption? Did Lian Sheng go?"

He said, "Yes." "

She went on asking, and he said, "Don't ask!

She said: "I keep asking, I'm afraid that someone will be too affectionate to you." "

Bank Xu was born in the previous life, and in this life, he did not break the life of the horse boy, and later played ball with Liansheng and was disabled.

On this day, he sat next to Ah Bao and said, "Brother Jiabao, let's talk." Po didn't know what he was going to talk about, so he deliberately pretended to be listening.

After a while, he said incoherently: "Oh, by the way, what are you doing every day......? Our economy here is really bad, we don't have much business to do, and the stock market has been bad...... Is your wife in the customs, the income of the customs is really good ......

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Ah Bao also has his weakness, and he also has his life's death hole, and he was hit by his few chicken and dog words, and he was so angry that he turned his head to look at him, his eyes burning.

The bank didn't dare to look him in the eye, and rubbed it in his face like a cat washing his face.

Ah Bao knew that he was instigated by the fat man, with his cleverness, he couldn't think of this, Ah Bao knew how to argue with one mouth and two fists with four hands, pretending not to know that it was the fat man who instigated him, and when he saw him coming, he said: "Ah Xu is really strange, just said that he talked to me about ......".

The fat man said: "Ah Xu is messing around, you can't talk about it, you have to talk about it." "I don't know there's no difference between talking and talking. Then the fat man claimed to be righteous and said: "However, we have to say this, Ah Xu is really miserable at this time, and his wife is divorced again." "

Ah Bao pretended to be upset for Miss Yang, and said: "Why doesn't Miss Yang like him, she said that he can't give up when he sees other women, this mountain looks high and that mountain is high, so he doesn't like him." "

A day or two later, Ah Bao went to find Miss Yang and was about to tell her about it, but she didn't expect that the bank Xu had already looked for her.

She said: "Ah Xu called me at nine o'clock last night, and he didn't come until ten o'clock, I thought you came together, and I saw that he was the only one." "

said: "I don't know if he wants to come to confess to me or what, he said those things, said that he has lost three kilograms recently, I asked you if the market is not very good, he said that last year was very good, but in the end he couldn't talk about it." "

said: "I told Ah Xu, what a coincidence, Jiabao and we are the same husband, his brother-in-law used to be a colleague of my child's father, his wife is a neighbor with us, and he knows my cousin...... Ah Xu turned his head away after hearing this. "

said, "I asked if Jiabao had a treat tonight, and he said yes, he didn't eat anything!".

Finally, he said, "Don't talk about them, don't talk about them!"