Continuing your life begins with cultivating immortality

The fat man crossed over from the movie "Spring Splendid Pig Bajie", and his interest gradually shifted from wanting to take advantage of women to watching Bao's jokes, and constantly digging holes for Bao.

One day he sat down next to Ah Bao and said mysteriously, "Sister Ya and her husband quarreled, do you know?"

Ah Bao had already forgotten about this matter, but when he said this, he was schizophrenic again, and he let out an "oh".

The fat man talked about it with great interest, and said: "Ah Xu said, he called Miss Yang, and she happened to be arguing with her husband, and her husband grabbed the phone and asked Ah Xu what his surname was, and Ah Xu told him that her husband asked you what was going on with her, and Ah Xu said that they were going to play ball together." What she said was inconsistent with Miss Yang, she told her husband that she was going to the hair salon. Her husband said dude, don't be like this, it's okay, we are all family people, don't do this kind of thing, it's better to find money. "

As if listening to an Arabic folk tale "Arabian Nights", Po asked, "When did Ah Xu tell it, why haven't I heard about it?"

He was afraid that Ah Bao would not believe it, so he swore and said: "A few days ago, in the lounge, Lian Sheng was also present and could testify." "

Po finally had a chance to ask him and asked, "What is Miss Yang doing?"

He said: "I used to be an actor in a song and dance troupe or something. "

Ah Bao sighed: "Miss Yang will not be able to come out again in the future." "

He said: "Miss Yang is white and fat, which is quite good. "

After saying that, he smirked "hahaha".

Ah Bao wanted to find out more news, and took Lian Sheng to take a bath at night. Bao originally wanted to take the bank Xu with him, but then he didn't.

After Lian Sheng got into the car, he said, "How to talk about it, where to go." "

Ah Bao deliberately asked again: "It's good to wipe your feet, isn't it?"

He said, "I just want to wipe my feet." "

Po said, "Don't you want to take a bath?"

He said, "It's better to wipe your feet." "

Po said, "Where are you going to wipe your feet?"

He said, "When you go to Gongxin Road, turn ahead." "

Po asked, "Did you take a bath?"

"No, it's the one in the hair salon that doesn't cost too much," he said. "

Po said: "It's not good enough to take a bath, it's good to take a bath, is it a friend who opened it?"

He said: "No, I went to a few places and thought it was better. If you want to take a bath, it's okay, if you want to take a bath, just go to the bath!".

Po drove the car, and he said, "Keep walking, keep walking!".

Seeing Ah Bao turn a corner, he asked, "Do you want to get to the original one?"

said: "The previous physiotherapist didn't know how to do it, and she pushed the cow into someone's throat when she spoke, and I almost kicked it out, and after she finished it, she asked her to wipe my feet, and she said that she didn't wipe her feet, and if I wanted to wipe my feet, she would introduce me to one." That person has seven holes and holds one hole, and people who don't look good are not good things anyway. "

Po said: "It's good there, as long as you call a good one, you think it's good after trying it, remember her number, and order her next time." "

He said: "I have memorized the others, but this one does not. "

Said "the new opening of the high-tech zone, just renovated, and hygienic, those people can do it again, after doing it, you can also eat a bowl of porridge, a few small dishes are very delicious, eighty-eight yuan, it is really good." "

Po said, "Oh, I forgot that there is still this one, the newly opened, try it next time." "

Bao and Lian Sheng's room was separated by only one wooden plank, and there was no soundproofing, and Bao could hear him and the physiotherapist laughing loudly. Bao's physiotherapist No. 6, who calls himself the sixth child, says to her, "Why do they talk so loudly?".

"I don't know," she said. "

Po said: "That person is a coach on the court, and when people go to play, he will be a companion." "

She asked, "What kind of ball to play?".

Bao said: "Tennis, fifty dollars for a clock." "

She let out a "wow" and said, "That's so much, two or three bells are more than a hundred." "

Po said: "Not so much, one or two hours at a time." Their coaches are graded, some are 100 yuan, and he is 50 yuan."

"Of course coaches are graded," she said. "

Bao said: "Sometimes I take him out to relax, the first time he went to this kind of place, I brought him, and now he is more familiar than me, beyond me, will talk and laugh with girls, talk and laugh, other can not learn, this kind of learning will be." "

Ah Bao talked to the "sixth child" and said: "The first time he came here, he ran out as soon as he entered the steam room, saying that it was so hot! "

He said: "He drank at home every day, and when he was done, he asked someone to bring him to bathe. "

Ah Bao and the "sixth child" had a good conversation, she said: "Your skin is very white, whiter than mine." "

Seeing that she was also very white, Ah Bao said, "No, no, your skin is very white, your skin is very good, white and shiny." "

"I don't wear makeup, I have allergies as soon as I wear makeup," she said. "

Po asked, "Are you twenty-four years old?"

She said, "More than thirty." "

Po said, "Are you thirty years old?".

She said, "Yes, I was born in '75. "

Po said, "I can't see it. "

She said: "Some say more than that. "

Po said: "No, no, I can't see it." "

Ask: "Do you have 110 pounds?".

She said, "Ninety." "

Ah Bao said: "You are only ninety pounds, why are you always inaccurate?".

She said: "My face, hands and feet are relatively large, you see if it is, it looks like it is 110 pounds, but my body is very small, really small." "

Ah Bao took a look at it and said, "Your body is very round, there is no feeling of thinness, you are a beautiful embryo." "

Po asked, "Did you go out to play during the break?"

"Rarely, I just want to sleep," she said. "

Po asked, "Are there any guests taking you out?"

"No," she said, "unless it's very familiar." "

Po said, "When will I take you out to play, do you want to?"

She said, "Okay." "

After coming out, Ah Bao asked Lian Sheng, "This one is good?"

He said: "She is very well-behaved and amused by her. "

On the way, Ah Bao asked Lian Sheng, "Did Miss Yang quarrel with her husband?"

He said, "Yes." "

Po asked, "Now her husband won't let her come out, right?"

He said: "No, her husband didn't say anything, just told Ah Xu not to keep looking for her in the future." "

Po asked, "Did she quarrel with her husband a lot?"

He said: "Ah, this is a long time ago, she has a friend who is the director of the kindergarten, the relationship outside is very complicated, often ask her to go out together, her husband has an opinion, the two of them quarrel, it is not the latest thing." "

said: "If you want to know anything more, ask Ah Xu when you get to the stadium tomorrow, and I will have to say it when I ask him." "

After a long time, they went to drink again, and on the way the fat man said, "Xiao Yang asked us to go dancing last month, but we didn't go." "

Lian Sheng didn't want to follow him to coax, but he didn't say anything, and the fat man said, "You forgot?!" Lian Sheng still didn't say anything.

Uncle kept asking people to sit and eat, but in the end he didn't pay, and Ah Bao went to pay.

When he saw Ah Bao go to pay the bill, he asked Ah Bao to issue an invoice and give him reimbursement.

Po said, "The next one is going to take a bath." "

Ten people are also thousands of yuan, but they don't dare.

On the way back, Zhang Zhu was walking in the middle of the road, and a car drove in the distance, and Lian Sheng shouted at him to be careful, treating him as a drunk.

Lian Sheng said: "Like the boss, he was not under me back then, he was pouring after the hot water bottle, I knew everything, but now he is retreating very much, it is really not better than a year!".

Just now, the fat man said: "Xiao Yang asked us to go dancing last month, but we didn't go." "

Ah Bao didn't know if it was true or fake, so when he came back from drinking, he asked the fat man, "Oh, you just said that Miss Yang called you?"

He told the truth and said, "Ah Xu, Miss Yang asked Ah Xu to call us." "

Po said, "Then why didn't you say it?" "

He said: "I have something to do with looking for me, and I have to go to work for Liansheng, but you are the only one left, and I will definitely not be able to go, so I didn't tell you." "

He was proud of his self-justification.

He continued: "Her husband watches her so closely, how can she still come out?!".

Po said, "She's probably not interested. "

He said, "Hey, you don't know, people of their age love to play. "

Po said: "Listening to what she said in the dance hall that night, I always felt that she was holding back. "

"No," he said, "she didn't back down. "

After a long time, they went back together after playing, and the fat man asked: "Jiabao, I'm joking, don't be angry after listening to it, if Liu Huifang gives it to you, do you want it?"

Liu Huifang is not beautiful but not ugly, Ah Bao said: "I don't want it." "

"What I said is true," he said. "

Bao said: "I don't like her kind of person, she's too honest, I don't understand any style, I like Miss Yang's kind." "

He said: "Then you are the opposite of me, I don't like Miss Yang, I hate her very much, I called her twice, and she didn't go out with me, but with Ah Xu." "

Po asked, "Oh, did you call her twice?"

He said: "I'm using an analogy, she has too many shows, and she doesn't go out with me, but with others. Isn't that very disappointing, she's very frivolous. "

Po wanted to continue the conversation with him, and asked, "Do you want to go to the bath at night?"

He said, "No." "

Then he said, "Are we going with the two of us or with Lian Sheng?

Ah Bao said: "Lian Sheng has to go to work at night, and I'll take him there another day." "

He said: "Just now, Master Zhang was still asking, saying that you sometimes go to the bath, is there any, I said no, only went to listen to the song once or twice." "

Ask: "Is that okay?"

......

In the evening, they went to take a bath together, and Ah Bao ordered the sixth child again.

Po said: "I heard that some women are cold, do you like to do that kind of thing?"

She said: "How to say, sometimes there is a need for ~ reason. "

She said: "There is a man who has to work three times at night, one hour at a time, and it is strange if the woman can stand it and not die." "

Po said, "Didn't you say you enjoyed it?"

"After a long time, you can't stand it," she said. "

Po said: "The average man will have a relationship with many women in his life, do any women?"

She said, "There are generally no women, do you?"

Po said: "There are dozens of them. "

She cried out "wow" and said, "You're so interested!".

Po said, "If I had money, I would also open a bathing center and let you be the manager." "

She was so moved by this that she threw her head down and lifted it up for a long time.

On the way back, the fat man said again: "Jiabao, let me take the liberty of saying again, since you like Miss Yang so much, why don't you seize the opportunity to find a woman, the two can talk, better than the wife, you can live a few more years, really." "

Po sighed, "I don't even remember what she looks like now." "